Okay I know it's been a very long while since I have updated and I am sorry. This particular letter turned out to be a little long than expected. Warning: Awkward and Hilarious!
Dear Fanfiction authors,
Good afternoon chaps. Both of you have a seat there on the bench.
Wyoming, what is this about?
Yeah man, you wake me and North up at practically 2 in the mornin' drag us to the locker room and for what to look at some computer thing?
Ah ha I'm so glad you asked. I'm going to ask you a few question and you are going to answer while I sit over here and write it all down.
York, do you understand what's going on?
Man, I'm just trying to stay awake.
Right now first question: North how do you feel about York?
He's a good guy…?
Thanks man.
Now York, how would you express your feelings towards North if he were to come up and kiss you?
Wha- Where did you get that?
Ha ha ha is that a blush I see crossing your faces? I'll just mark that down as undecided.
Okay North you're in the shower and York walks in on you, suddenly grabbing your, uh member. Do you respond with A) Are immediately into it and reciprocate. B) Pull away but realized your deeper feeling for him and continue. C) Grab his ass and kiss.
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This is so fucked up! Where are you reading this from?
Yeah well tell her that; but it's cool of you to say man.
Alright that's, all the above, on that question.
Hey Wyoming, Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe shut up the hell so we can go back to bed and forget any of this ever happened!
Well chaps, looks like that's all we are going to get out of the couple—of fellows tonight.
Sincerely, Wyoming- Interviewer, York and North- Possible couple? ;)
Rate and Review. Thanks you very much. BTW I will eventually get around to posting all suggestions so keep them coming. (If the suggestion is a 'ship' let me know if you are for or against). Much Love!