I promised two letters every time I update this series and I meant it.
Dear Fanfiction authors,
This is so stupid. I can't believe you're letting something so pathetic bother you, Church.
Tex, do you even know what it is that has been happening on this website?
Fine, if it will shut you up! Let me hear it.
Okay, it says here that you have a secret love thing going on with… Caboose.
…What? I'm gonna kill them all.
That's what I said! See people, last time I checked it was Me and Tex who were together; not Caboose and Tex!...Hey, uh, Tex? Where are you going?
To kill Caboose. Let's see them write anything about us when he's dead.
Church! Did you call me?
Gah! No, Caboose. Go away.
Church, why is da scary lady pointing her gun at me?
Sincerely,
Tex, Church, Caboose (very briefly).
Right then I know it's very short but entertaining. Read. Review (even if it's just a couple words) and Love. :)