HEY! You know the drill... It's pretty simple, Enjoy!
Dear Fanfiction authors,
Okay let's get something straight here… again! I, Leonard Church, am not gay. I have a girlfriend.
She could just be a cover.
Tucker, why do you always show up where you're not wanted?
Mmm. Just lucky I guess.
Church! What are you doing over here?!
Uuh. I never get any peace around here. Nothing, Caboose… go away. I especially don't want to see you when I'm doing this.
Doing what? Oh Dude! Are you reading those fan stories about you and dumber over here?
….OH MY GOD! Thi- this is amazing! People are writing nice things about me and Church? This is great!
No. It's not! It's terrible.
Hey it's all based on perspective dude.
Shut up Tucker.
This is so awesome because Church and me are best friends and we could really be…what's this?... bit- butts- burts buddies?... Yeah!
Caboose I think you might be confused.
Uh Tucker I think I would know if I was confused or not.
...Really?
Enough! This is not okay. I am not gay. I'm no one's butt buddy nor am I their best friend. God I'm outta here.
Yeah, let's go Church.
For the last time; Go away Caboose!
Heh heh I guess the unrequited lovers are gone. Off to do… whatever it is they do.
Sincerely,
Church, Caboose, Tucker.
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