This one is pretty short... but it got my sister's stamp of approval so... enjoy!
Dear fanfiction and all that crap…
Tucker here, I don't have a lot of time to write this but I read something that almost killed me. Me? Gay? ME? Where? When? How? I don't think I have given off any vibes to suggest I am into guys, and even if I was I wouldn't sink so low as to be interested in the ones around here. You guys have seen the show, I clearly want to get down and dirty with the ladies. Just because I'm all alone out here with a bunch of dudes don't mean I fantasize about them.
It's not like we're talking about Donut. I mean for god's sake, his armor is pink!
IT'S LIGHTISH RED!
Go back to your own base! So yeah, I don't fantasize, think, or even entertain the thought of doing any kinky gay stuff with Wash, Caboose, or anyone!
TUCKER!
Uh oh, Gotta go, Wash is looking for me, he's been such a dick, riding my ass all day. Ha…Bow Chika Bow Wow…Wait uh forget I said that. Later.
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