Gonna be honest, this letter is not one of my best; probably because I had no idea what I was doing and I'm afraid it shows. Anyway please do not be too harsh when judging me.
Dear Fanfiction authors,
Okay I said I wasn't going to write another letter 'cause of the "Female Wash" incident.
Still hilarious by the way!
Tucker, I swear to god! Anyway, the implications being tossed around about Connie…er CT… well let's just say that it was more of a gray area between us. We liked each other but I don't think she ever truly… I guess you could say I was into her but I'm pretty she had me friendzoned more than anything.
Ooh, cocked blocked by the friendzone, huh?
Ugh, Grif and Simmons, why are you guys over here?
We heard you were having another internal battle about your past and that you were writing another letter so we decided to get front row seats.
Actually, This was Grif's idea; I'm here because Sarge told me to. He said he needed a reliable member of the Red Team to witness Grif's death in case you guys wanted to shoot him for trespassing in your base. Hear that? Sarge thinks I'm reliable.
You are the most pathetic person in this canyon.
But wouldn't we just shoot you too? You know what whatever I don't care. Like I was saying me and Connie were close but she started to drift; especially more towards the end when she left. And then I found out she already had that rebel boyfriend of hers. Guess I was just a pawn she used to fit in more during the project…
*sniffles* that's crushing.
Are- are you crying Simmons?
What? N-no!
Uh! You are both idiots and have 5 seconds to get out of here!
Yeah right you're not gonna shoot us.
1.2.3.
Oh okay, don't worry we're going. Come on Grif.
Ugh! More walking!?
Sincerely,
Wash, and unavoidably Grif and Simmons
In my opinion this was an 'okay' type of chapter but I feel like everyone has one or two of those at some point so I won't dwell on it. Anyone see the first episode of Season 12? I sure did and I'm already in love with it.