So I'm back~! Thanks so much for the nice reviews minna~! They literally made my day~! Anyway, I've decided to write a special Turkey Day chapter! It will take place in the future of this story but not that far into it. I'll post it tomorrow when I can. I still havent finished it yet hehe. Oh, just if you've forgotten, here's the kitten's/Akatsuki's names...I don't remember why I chose Clown Demon for Deidara. It was a spur of the moment thing.

Pein: Monarch
Konan: Angel
Itachi: Midnight
Kisame: Ciel
Hidan: Pervy
Kakuzu: Stitch
Deidara: Clown Demon
Sasori: Sarcasm
Zetsu: Zetsu
Tobi: Lollipop

Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, Tobi would'nt have been a megalomaniac.

It was a week later when I discovered something about the kittens. For future reference, let me just say that hiding ten kittens from your dad is extremely difficult, especially when you know he goes into your room when you're not at home. Luckily, the little bundles of fur had the insight to stay quiet. I was always on edge around my dad. I don't know if he was suspicious or what, but he always asked me why I was cooped in my room.

"Anime," I replied with a secret smile. He shrugged it off and I guess forgot about it. It was a Saturday now, and I didn't like leaving the kittens alone for so long. I usually allowed them to sleep with me in my bed. I tucked the laptop under my arm and hauled it and the plug up to my room. I set it all up, remembering vaguely to lock the door. I didn't want anyone or anything to come into the room while I let the kittens roam free. After that was done, I set them loose.

"I'll be watching my show darlings." I told them, plopping down onto my bed. Midnight, Ciel, Sarcasm and Angel joined me, somehow all of them managing to sit on some part of my body. Ciel purred deeply as I scratched behind his ear. I noticed he liked when I touched him. It was somewhere between when I first turned the computer on and when I turned it off that I was forced to believe something very unbelievable. To explain, I have to set the stage first.

I was, for some probably masochistic reason, watching Itachi die for the nth time. With my breathing hitched and tears flowing down my cheeks, it was then that this diverted from the norm. I hadn't noticed it at the time, but Midnight had begun typing on the keypad.

"Midnight? What are you doing babe?" I kissed the top of his head, squinting at the words. 'IamUchihaItachiandIneedyourh elp.' My eyes widened and I pushed the laptop and the the cats off of me. I stood up and ran to the corner, nervously looking at the crowd of S-rank criminals(or so I was led to believe). I took in each of their appearances, mentally comparing them to the Akatsuki. Stitch's stitches. Ciel's gills. Midnight's eyes changing color. Lollipop's orange mask like markings. Oh my god, the most obvious one, Zetsu.

"Oh Hidan's Jashin! You're the Akatsuki!" The kittens gathered around me in a circle, with Pein and Konan stepping forward. "Holy shit, I think I need to sit on this one." I slid to my knees, my hands holding my head up. I slowly took deep breaths, in an effort not to start hyperventilating. I mean, I've only hyperventilated maybe once or twice, but hey, I know it's not fun. So I tried to stay calm. I was proud to say I did.
Nearly fifteen minutes later I spoke. "Thank you, Pein. It's not every day that some of your favorite characters magically appear in front of you." I dragged a hand through my blonde locks, letting out a sigh. "First things first, we've got to change you back. Now, most fanfictions I've read call for water, cold and hot. I'll get both, so you guys stay here and wait."
I ignored their scathing looks and bounded down the stairs, my mind racing to all the possibilities of the Akatsuki showing up on my doorstep...

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Pein's gaze cut through the girl like knife through butter. Sara grinned nervously.
"Oops, sorry Pein-sama." she said, tagging -sama on as an afterthought. Pein lifted a regal head, licking himself dry. Pein had been, unexpectedly, the test subject. Sara turned to the group, picking out Kisame easily.

"Ok, since you actually like water, you can have the hot water." she unceremoniously dumped a steaming cup on his head. When nothing happened, Sara sighed.

"Well that's all I got. Maybe the water was too cold?" she muttered to herself. Kisame frantically shook his head, tears squeezing out of his eyes. That water had been boiling and she thought it was too cold? "The solution doesn't lie within H20. Think Sara, think!" Sara dropped onto her bed, putting a hand to her chin.

'You know, I kind of remember how we got here, un!' Deidara said, surprising the ones that could hear him. Sara looked curiously at Clown Demon er...Deidara.

'Speak then!' Pein commanded briskly. Deidara nodded.

'Well, it was late at night when the ninjas attacked! They used some strange flashing jutsu that sent us here, hm.' If he could, Pein would be face-palming.

"Hey! Maybe some hot chocolate will help me think." Sara skipped to the kitchen and proceeded to make herself some hot chocolate. The Akatsuki sweat dropped, listening to her rustling in the kitchen. A few minutes later, she came back with a sweet smelling drink. She sipped it hesitantly, the hot liquid sliding down her throat. Kisame jumped up beside her and looked down into the dark drink.

"Kisame, right? This is hot chocolate. I don't know if you have chocolate in your world, you probably don't considering the Japanese background or maybe you do, but in your form right now I'd advise not to drink it. Chocolate is poisonous to felines and canines. It's because of a specific enzyme that they lack that doesn't allow them to properly digest chocolate." Kisame let her drone on, uninterested in the mechanics. He felt drawn to the liquid and as such, dipped a blue paw into it.

Smoke clouded the scene.

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I honestly didn't expect Kisame to stick his paw in my hot chocolate. My protest died in my throat though when smoke instantaneously popped into existence. I coughed violently and felt a large hand patting my back. The smoke cleared rather quickly and I was facing a very um, naked Kisame. I hid my face in my hand, my face tomato red.

"Oi, kid what's the matter?" he asked in his Kisame way. I pointed downward, too mortified to even speak. He laughed, his laughter was very booming I noticed, and said,

"What, that?"

"What do you mean 'that'? Dude, just just no." I replied, "Wait here, I'll go get some clothes. I think I'll take Konan along, so as not to traumatize her." I scooped the blue kitten up and sprinted down stairs. My dad's clothes might not fit the blue shark perfectly, but he'd have to settle for it. I tossed a large shirt over my shoulder, along with a pair of boxers.

When Konan and I had returned, we were met with the sight of a naked Itachi. I nearly drooled at his muscles but swallowed my spit and tossed Kisame his shirt and boxers.

"Ok, no one else is turning back." I said, grabbing the cup of mocha and downing it in one gulp. "If you haven't noticed, there's not a lot of space." I turned to Itachi and Kisame, trying to keep my eyes above waist level. I hid Konan in my shirt, so she wouldn't be tainted. "So what's the story? How'd you end up as kittens in front of my house?" Itachi shifted and I gave his face my attention.

"First I would like some clothes." He asked, not too coldly but not friendly either. I grinned nervously.

"This is why I just drank all of that hot chocolate even though it was piping hot. Because if I'd left you alone, you'd all be naked in my room." I put my other hand to my chin,
"Wait, this is a bad thing?" I shook my head. "Both of you, just come with me." I led Itachi and Kisame back down the stairs, making sure to put Konan with the rest of the Akatsuki. I closed the door and bounded down with vigor. Rushing past the naked Uchiha(you know, I could get used to this), I swiftly pulled some clothes for him from the dresser and thrust them into his hands. when I turned back around, he was fully clothed.

"Did you two want anything to eat?" I asked. The partners shared a look and Kisame grinned while Itachi simply nodded.

"Yeah, let's see what you've got." I entwined my arms with both of their's and was tempted to skip but restrained myself.

"I can make some kind of sandwich but I'll guarantee it won't be like anything you've eaten." I told them, letting go of my hostages and opening the refrigerator. Itachi grabbed a few fruits and silently sat at the table. Kisame spied the meats and pointed with his sharkish grin.

"Can I have one of everything?" I nodded, smiling brightly. I motioned him to sit while I prepared the food. Kisame is the only person I'd ever make a sandwich for. Maybe Itachi too but he did just get fruit.

"Here you are my sharky friend." I set the bursting pile of food in front of him. Kisame grinned, ruffling my hair. I sat down next to Itachi, waiting patiently for the duo to finish. Not surprisingly, Kisame was done first, though he only finished a little ahead of the Uchiha.

"So down to business." I stated, my tone turning serious. "First of all, why were you kittens? And how did you get here? I'm pretty sure that you're in a different universe or dimension, whatever you want to call it." I looked more to Itachi than Kisame.

"We were attacked by enemy ninja while we were resting. I am not aware of how they found us, but they used a strange jutsu." Before I could comment, the side door opened and my parents and twin brother stepped in.

"Aw fuck," I muttered, staring down at my dad with dread.

So that's it. Sorry if it wasn't up to standard. Don't forget to review darlings~! Oh, and I hope you'll tune in for my Thanksgiving chapter~! They'll all be in their human forms and who knows, maybe there'll be foreshadowing~? Hmmm~?