stealy - because the pretty characters & the content of a great movie are not mine, but I steal them nevertheless ^^
first attempt at fanfic, English = second language - sorry in advance.
Emily's apartment (in the dark)
"Hmmmm…we really should use my Kama Sutra app. I've got this unbelievable desire.."
What the hell? *clap* *clap* I'm clapping to turn on the lights. I can't believe what I got myself into.. Again.. I push her off me while getting up from the couch. I thought she was different. Guess I wasn't aware to what extent..
"Something wrong?" she seems to be totally clueless that this offer was more than out of line. I'm walking quickly towards the door reaching for the handle to open it.
"No. No, that was great. Had a really nice night" I lie in order to get her out of my apartment - asap.
"Did I miss something?" she tries again.
"No nothing. You didn't miss anything. Nothing" I say pulling the door wide open for her to leave.
"Look," Oh Gosh why can't she just leave already? "I'll go for usual sex. I'll happily go for it. But I just gotta tell you right now, it's.., it's just not gonna be as good. It's not gonna be as.." and she punches the air in front of her.
Did she really just do that? My look right now must already tell her that all her chances for tonight have left the room the second she mentioned her Kama Sutra somehow she does not get my reaction at all since she continues.
"I feel like I know you. I feel like I can be honest with you."
"Yeah…umm..you should really ignore all those feelings." I feel almost sorry for Zoe because I am usually not that unfriendly.
That is until she asks me: "Can I call you?"
"No!"
"Is that a real No?"
"No, you should consider that a " - I punch in front of me – "HARD No." and with that I close the door behind her as she leaves.