Ooooohhhhhhh yes...XD this one's gunna be pretty funny~

Now, I put Seamus in here because...well, who doesn't like Seamus? XD LOL plus, Frankie has a hillarious question! 83

LOL now, there ARE some (maybe some) implied pairs, but that's only for fun. XD You'll see them/it when the time comes! ;p

Annnnnd requests for Frankie and Lily have been coming in, so I'll work on one of those after this one! ;D

DRABBLES ARE ALMOST DONE! LIVE IT UP, DUDES!

DISCLAIMER: Ugh, dudes...you get it by now, right? =.= FRANKIE. IS. MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE.

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[Frank is 5...AND LIVIN IT UP IN 2011, BABY~]

Frank looked up at the ceiling, deep in thought. He was thinking about his 'uncle' and his life. Seamus wasn't married, was he? That's why he was always around during Christmastime instead of with someone else. Well, he never actually saw Seamus hang around many people other than his own family, the Potters and the Weasleys. After a few moments of pondering over these things, he stuck his tongue out, bit it slightly and lowered a brow. When he lowered his head and looked to his right, he saw his father staring at him, bewildered. He yelped and jumped too his left, landing in his mother's lap.

"Something wrong, love?" she asked.

He gulped before blurting out, "No, no, no! Nothing at all!"

"You were pretty concentrated on something, Frankie," Neville commented. "There anything you need cleared up?"

"W-Well..." he muttered.

"You can talk to us, you know," his father chuckled, scooting closer to his wife as he laid an arm across her shoulders. "It's kind of what parents are for."

"Go ahead," Luna encouraged.

Frankie sighed before asking, "Is Uncle Seamus gay?"

Neville looked at him, completely and utterly baffled. Luna tried her best not to giggle, so she clutched him closer to her and dug her face into his hair. After a minute, Neville regained his composure (slightly) and smiled sheepishly at his son, who just looked at his parents with a slight blush on his face.

"Why on earth would you say that, Frankie?" his father inquired.

"Well, he doesn't have a girlfriend, or wife..." Frankie began to let his shy nature take control.

"That doesn't mean anything, though," Neville stated as he tried to remain calm.

"Where did you hear that term anyway, sweetie?" Luna asked as she pulled herself together, although a humorous smile was still painted her face.

"I'm a five year old in the year twenty-eleven," he stated firmly, "stuff gets to me pretty quick, Mommy."

"I suppose that's right..." Neville affirmed silently and nodded slowly. "Still, don't say it around other people."

"Yes sir," he nodded back. "Anyways...why doesn't Uncle Seamus have a girl, then?"

"I reckon he hasn't fallen in love yet, Frankie," his father stated.

"And Ginny didn't play match-maker with him," Luna giggled. "She sort of quit after a while."

"She could of made a living off of it," Neville sniggered.

Frank sat there with a confused expression covering his features. After a while, he began to name off girls his parents went to school with.

"Well, who did that Hannah lady marry?" he asked innocently.

"She ended up with Ernie," Luna stated calmly. "It made perfect sense to me."

"Same here," Neville nodded in agreement.

"Well...whatever happened to that Cho Chang girl that Uncle Harry used to like?" he inquired.

"Married a muggle," Luna smiled. "They had a boy the same year you were born. His name's Chan."

"Did Ernie and Hannah ever have kids?" Neville inquired with an arched brow.

"Ginny told me they had a baby girl only a few months ago," she replied, leaning back against the couch. "Her name is Raina, actually; it means mighty."

Neville smirked, knowing they'd name their child with a meaning such as mighty. Frank looked at his parents before looking at the ceiling again. He needed more names. Of course, he couldn't think of many before Seamus himself walked through the door himself. Once he came into the living room, he sat in the chair across from the couch the Longbottoms were seated on. He looked at Neville, who was smirking like a moron, while Luna giggled just a bit.

"What?" Seamus inquired, arching a brow.

"Uncle Seamus," Frank began in all seriousness.

The Irish man looked at the five year and replied, "Yeah?"

"Why aren't you in love yet?" he continued.

Seamus's eyes went wide as he looked at the boy. After a few seconds, Neville couldn't hold it in anymore and bust out in laughter. Seamus turned a bright, Weasley-hair red as he got up, snatched the baby Longbottom and walked back to the chair. As he sat down, he covered Frank's ear and pouted.

"Whose been telling him about my love life?" Seamus queried.

"In all honesty," Luna smiled as she regained her composure, "he figured it out himself."

"No way," Seamus said, removing his hands from Frank's ears, clutching the child to him.

"He actually questioned which sexuality you favored because you don't have a girl," Neville calmed himself quickly.

Seamus groaned and held out Frank, pouting at him. Frank then asked him how hard it was to develop feelings. It couldn't be that hard, could it? Seamus sighed and moved to the rocking chair. He smiled as he put Frank's head to his chest, causing the five year old to groan and grimace. Seamus snickered. This only made him rock slower and steady his heart beat a bit more. Neville and Luna watched him with amusement. Seamus always did this to Frank.

"I hate it when you do this, Uncle Seamus," Frankie stated quietly.

"Of course you do," Seamus whispered. "It makes you fall asleep, which you hate."

Frank groaned for a moment before he began to snore. Seamus chuckled inaudibly and walked over to Luna, giving her the baby. Luna giggled quietly, taking her child in her arms as she made room for Seamus to sit down. He accepted her offer and stroked a hand through his hair before looking at Neville, who smirked.

"It isn't funny, Longbottom." Seamus stated.

"Of course it is," Neville sniggered. "He thought you were a homo."

"Why the hell would he think I'm gay?"

=A/N=

Hahaha, just poking around with Frankie's curiosity. :3 LOL who could blame him?

Give me a girl that you'd like to see Seamus with. XD After I get THE FIRST NAME, you will get a marriage drabble. XD and then Frankie will grow fond of Seamus's kid as if it were his own sibling~

Awww, I can already feel the family love. XD

THE FIRST ONE WITH THE GIRL THEY WANT SEAMUS TO BE WITH GETS A FREE DRABBLE REQUEST AND I WILL ALLOW SEAMUS TO MARRY SAID GIRL! ;D

Drabble has to involve Frank, of course. XD this IS his fic, basically ^^;