here comes the bad babe

"I don't know what happened. Somewhere along the way I screwed up. Either in high school or college or my early twenties."

I'm sitting on the sink and complain about my life while Spencer is reapplying her lip gloss during our coffee break.

"I mean, you know, I really thought 'Hey this is a snap. I like women. Women like me' but then somewhere in the last year or so I've just gotten so screwed up."

We are leaving the bathroom. Spencer confidently walks through the hallway and I follow her lead.

"This might not make any sense to you, Spence. I mean you've been married since you got out of college and successful from kindergarten on."

_"I was born this way, baby" she states while shortly glancing over her shoulder.

I'm already used to her attitude so I continue. "I think I'm finally coming to realize I like being single, you know?"

Spencer doesn't even bother looking at me.

"I love being self-sufficient. And lately I start believing that this is my nature. So what I'm going to do is: I'm just taking myself out of the game. Put my mother out of her misery. Put me out of my misery.. –Why are you looking at me like that?"

_"Sorry, let me understand this. So if ALISON asked you out-"

"SPENCER! Shh!" OMG did Spencer just shout out HER name for everyone to hear?

_"You would just say, 'No, ALISON.'?"

That's enough. I have to push her into one of the side corridors. Otherwise the whole office is gonna know about my crush on Alison DiLaurentis.

"Shh.. what are you doing? She works here." I scold her while quickly closing the door. "Do you want her to hear you?"

_"Alison. Alison." She says in a singsong voice. Thank God we are in an empty corridor.

"Shut up!"

_"Alison! Ohhh, AAAAllli-son!"

Damn, I didn't think that a name could sound that juicy. I hope Spencer doesn't know the effect it has on me to hear this particular name in a sexy voice. So I have to play it cool.

"Oh wow, did you lately change your number to a 1-900?"

_"Ohhhh, Allllii-"

I try to shut her up by hitting her. Bad idea..

_"Oh, hit me. Hit me. I love it, AAAllli."

"Oh GOD, you are unbelievable."

_"Hey, I'm still a lady, ok? So, address me politically correctly! It's ,GodDESS'!"

now, we need a good girl ;)