The Simonette254:"Hey guys, I'm baaack! And I mean it this time, I've done my thinking and I'm ready to be an author again. I've missed you guys, I hope y'all missed me."*puppy eyes*
Chassidy:"*shakes head*My creator. Anyway we'd like to thank EmilyAnaya19 for rule 31, and KiBoy for rules 29-30."
Michael:"Well there isn't much to say except..."
Chipmunks/Chipettes/Alter-Egos:"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TS!"
The Simonette254:"Aww thanks guys. But enough blabbering, let's get this chapter started!"
St. Patrick's Day Rules
22) Just because they wear green, doesn't mean that Theodore, Eleanor, and Michael are leprechauns.
"It's a joke to my heritage."
"You're Irish Michael?"
"I'm partially Irish Correy?"
"I never would've guess it."
"Why do you think that I wear green, and my fur is medium auburn, while my brother's are brown, dirty blonde, and reddish brown?"
23)I don't care if it's St. Patrick's day, we are underage so NO DRINKING!
"Besides, we know how you boys get when you're drunk."
"Trust us TS, never again."*shudders*
24) Heeeeeere's Sheamus!
Michael:"Hey fella, how are ya?"
Chassidy:"*facepalm*Oh god, this day has corrupt him."
Sheamus:"Hey, having an Irish friend has it's advantages Chassidy."
Michael:"Like what?*sees Ryan messing with Theodore*Hey!"
Sheamus:"*picks Ryan up by his collar*You'd better leave him alone, or I'll kick your arse so hard you'll be coughing up your lace cover undies."
"Hey I got a favor Sheamus."*Chassidy whispers in his ear*
"*starts beating his chest*Brouge! Brouge! Brouge! Brouge!"*Brouge Kicks Ryan*
Mike/Chass/Theo:*laughing so hard they can't breathe*
April Fool's Rule
25)Don't go overboard with the pranks.
Brittany:"Uhh Dave? We have to tell you something."
Dave:"What is it girls?"
Jeanette:"We're marrying the munks."
Dave:"*spits coffee out*WHAT?!"
Eleanor:"Yep, we're getting married."
Dave:"But you're only 16!"
Chassidy:"We know we're young, but we really think it's a good idea."
Dave:"BOYS!"
Alvin:"What's up Dave?"
Dave:"Is it true?"
Simon:"Well yeah. B-But we have a pretty good reason for it."
Dave:"*regretting the answer*What is it?"
Chipettes:"We're pregnant."
Dave:*faints*
*3 minutes later*
Theodore:"Guys, I think we killed Dave."
Alvin:"Crap! Okay I need an ax, some trash bags, and a can of gasoline."
Dave:*groans*
Jeanette:"Are you okay Dave?"
Dave:"I can't believe this is happening."
Michael:"We forgot to tell you something Dave."
Chipmunks/Chipettes:"APRIL FOOL'S!"
Dave:*faints again*
Easter Rules
27) You can't use Muffin or Buttercream to help lure in the Easter Bunny.
Buttercream:"We have feelings too you know?"
Muffin:*nods in agreement*
28) NO EXPLODING EASTER EGGS!
"Come on guys, seriously?!"
"It's just harmless fun TS."
"GIGANTIC ASS POTHOLES IN THE FRONT YARD IS NOT 'HARMLESS FUN' ALVIN!"
29)Just because it is Easter, doesn't mean you can have as much chocolate as you want.
"That goes for you too TS."
"Dave, have you forgotten that I'M the writer of this story? And if I want to eat a crapload of candy, I'll eat a crapload of candy."*eats a king sized Snickers*
"You know that you're breaking your own rules? You're not setting a good example for your OCs."
"Relax Chassidy. What's the worse that can happen?"*eats Skittles*
*5 minutes later*
The Simonette254:*running around*
Munked Authors:"GET HER!"*chases TS*
The Simonette254:"Run run as fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'M THE GINGERBREAD MAN!"*laughs maniacally*
EmilyAnaya19/Simon Loves Jeanette:*captures TS in a cage*
Pokemon Ranger-Trainer:"We caught her!"
The Simonette254:"*trying to break out*YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!"
KiBoy:"We just did take you alive TS."
*10 minutes later*
The Simonette254:*curled up in a ball asleep*
Munked Authors:"Awww."
Special Birthday Rules
30)Do not ruin people's birthdays by bringing up a sad topic.
The Simonette254:"It's unnecessary and cruel. And if anyone tries it on my birthday, I'll kill you."
31)No fake birthday presents.
Correy:"Yeah this on's good. Brittany almost tore you apart Alvin."
Alvin:"It seemed like a good idea at the time."
Ki:"And her reaction was pretty funny."
Jeanette:"So was seeing you two getting almost attacked by Brittany."
*FlashBack:Earlier that morning.*
Brittany:"I hope you got my Birthday present Alvin. The one I showed you at the mall when we were there with Correy Ki and Chassidy."
Alvin:"*O.O*Uhhh yeah. Sure Brit, got it all wrapped and everything."
Correy:"You dirty lia- *Gets jabbed in the side by Alvin* OW!"
Alvin:"*under his breath*I'll give you an extra birthday cupcake if you stop talking."
Correy:*Shutting up.*
Chassidy:"Brittany come on it's almost time to open presents."
Brittany:"Coming!"*Walks away*
Ki:"*Walks in* Dude what are you gonna do?"
Alvin:"I'll have to fake the big make up table. But Ill need your help you guys."
Chassidy/Correy:"Brittany's gonna kill you."
Alvin:"I'll take her shopping tonight everything is gonna be fine. Now we need a big box, a few of Dave's lifting weights, a packet gum, and ALOT of little packing peanuts."
Ki/Correy/Chassidy:"Okay."*Runs to different parts of the house*
*Later*
Brittany:"I can't wait to open my last present. I bet I know what it is."*Glances at Alvin*
Alvin:"*Cold sweat*Ha ha yeah."
Chassidy:"Oh boy."
Brittany:"*tears open the wrapping paper and opens the box. Rips through all the packing peanuts and sees a package of gum* Oh...My...Gosh..."
Alvin:"Surprise?"
Brittany:"ALVIN SEVILLE YOU ARE SO LOW! YOU CAN LIVE WITH LYING TO ME LIKE THIS?!"*Throws a MAJOR fit*
Ki/Alvin:*dying of Laughter*
Brittany:"YOU TWO ARE SO DEAAAAAAAD!"
Ki/Alvin:*run like hell out of the room*
Random Mother's Day Song Rule
32) Expect The Chipettes to be a little upset on Mother's Day.
"Sure we may have been given up by our mother, but we've had opportunities to visit her."
"Alvin's right. But the girls don't have that opportunity, they lost their mother at a young age."
*Meanwhile in a tree in the backyard*
Brittany:"It seems as if it gets harder every year."
Chassidy:"I know. I still can't believe she's gone."
Eleanor:"I really miss her."
Jeanette:"She was a great mother."
Chipettes:*sighs*
Chassidy:*starts whistling*
Eleanor:
It's hard to remember, Summer or Winter, when
she hasn't been there for me. A friend and companion,
I can always depend on, my Mother, that's who I need.
.
Brittany:
I've taken for granted, the seeds that she's planted,
she's always behind everything.
.
Jeanette:
A teacher, a seeker, a both arms outreacher,
my Mother, that's who I need.
.
Chassidy:
Wish I could slow down the hands of time, keep things the way they are.
If she said so, I would give her the world. If I could, I would.
.
Eleanor:
My love and my laughter, from here ever after,
is all that she says that she needs.
.
Chipettes:
A friend and companion, I can always depend on,
my Mother, that's who I need.
My Mother, that's who I need,
That's who I need.
The Simonette254:"I know, I know. Kind of a sad way to end the chapter but hey it worked."
Chassidy:"I'm really glad you're back TS."
The Simonette254:"I am too."
The Alvittany528:"Now that the chapter is over, me and TS can go enjoy our birthday."
Chipmunks/Chipettes:"PARTY TIME! WOOHOO!"