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"Talking"
"Thinking'
Jutsu
Demon/Summon thinking
Chapter 2: Mission Starts
It has been a week since our blond hero came to Mahora to do his mission and during that time he has memorized the whole area a gotten new clothes along with information about the world he in, thanks to his shadow clones. Right now we find him on a train to Mahora to begin his job/mission.
"The old man didn't tell me that I'll have a very annoying alarm clock that buzz instead of ringing," thought Naruto.
Naruto is wearing a dark orange shirt, being covered by a black jacket, black jeans with orange stripes on the sides, and black-orange sneakers. He could the stares from the girls in the train. Some would look away and giggle while others would blush and look away whenever he look at them. He sighed and hope that this would be better than back in Konoha. Then all of a sudden a gush of wind came out of no where and it lifted all the girls' skirt up, Naruto had to hold back a blush and a nosebleed from appearing on his face which was a success. He looked where the source of the wind came from and found a kid with rid hair and looked to be a 10-year old boy.
"Look like the kid is here," thought Naruto.
(Flashback: two days before the mission starts)
Naruto is walking down the halls of Mahora toward the dean's office to get more information about his mission along with asking where he could do his training. He was thinking how lucky he chose to go talk with the dean at night instead in the afternoon. He was in deep thoughts that he didn't know that he was now in the front of the dean.
"Why hello there Naruto-kun," said the dean. That broke Naruto out of his train of thought. He looked around to find himself in the dean's office without noticing where he was walking.
"Hey old man, I have some questions for you to answer," said Naruto.
"Oh okay, what are your questions," asked the dean while he was stroking his beard.
"My first question is what does the kid look like and what's his name," asked Naruto.
"His name is Negi Springfield, I also a picture of him right here," answered the dean. He pulled out a picture out of his desk and handed it to Naruto. When Naruto looked at the picture, he see a 10-year old kid with red hair and glassed that was smaller then the kid's eyes. He handed the picture back to the dean.
"All right, my second question is there any place where I can do my training without anyone finding it," asked Naruto.
"I'll tell you about that later."
"OK, my last question is where am I staying when my mission starts."
"I haven't found one for you yet Naruto-kun," answered the dean.
Naruto was disappointed that his second question wasn't really answered. Along with the fact that the dean haven't found a place for him to stay during his mission in mahora academy. The dean saw this and started to think of a way to cheer Naruto up a little.
"I know a place where you can train at."
"Really, you know a place where," asked a more happy Naruto.
"I'll tell you when your mission starts."
"All right old man,"said Naruto.
When Naruto finally left the dean's office, he walk to the window and look out of it.
"I hope she'll agree to let him use 'it'," thought the dean.
(Somewhere Else)
"Achoo," sneezed a blond girl.
"Are you all right master," asked a monotone voice.
"I'm fine," said the blond girl.
(Flashback end)
"The old man better remember what he told me about the place where I'll be training," thought Naruto.
The train came to a stop and the intercom says last stop Mahora Academy. When all the doors open all the students ran out of there. Naruto just walked out and looked around. To the normal human eye the people would think that the students were running fast but from a trained shinobi eye likes Naruto they were moving slow motion. Naruto smiled and then started to run at shinobi speed making him look inviable.
"I'm glad that I took the mission because this isn't going to be boring," thought Naruto. The something caught him to snap out of his thoughts which was Negi getting man handled by an orange hair girl wearing bells that tied her into pony tails, she was also wearing the mahora academy girl uniform. She also have hexagonal eyes, one ocean blue and the other one is green color. Next to her was another girl with brown hair, brown eyes, and she was also wearing the same uniform of the orange hair girl. Naruto stopped running which scared some of the people around him then started walking toward the three. When he got there, he taped on the orange hair girl's shoulder. When she turn her head to see who it was who taped her shoulder, When she looked, she blushed but quickly got rid of it.
"What do you want whiskers," asked the said girl?
"I was wondering when are you going to let him go orange-chan," said Naruto while pointing at Negi.
The orange haired girl looked at Negi and let go of him.
" By the way my name is Naruto not whiskers orange-chan."
"My name not orange-chan its Asuna Kagurazaka,"said Asuna.
"My name is Konoka Konoe Naruto-san," said the brown girl.
Naruto was about to say something when a voice called out.
"Hey Negi long time no see and nice to see you again Naruto,' greeted a familiar voice.
All four of them looked where the voice was and saw Takamichi looking at them from an open window.
"Hey Takamichi/Takahata sensei g-good morning/Good more morning/Long time no see Takamichi," greeted Naruto, a blushing Asuna, Konoka, and Negi.
"You three each other," asked/said Asuna.
"You know each other," asked Negi while looking at Takamichi and then looked at Naruto.
"Yeah," answered Naruto while Takamichi nodded his head.
"Welcome to Mahora Academy, nice place isn't is Negi-sensei Naruto-sensei," said/asked Takamichi.
"Eh sensei,"questioned Konoka.
"Ah yes that's right,"said Negi.
"My name is Negi Springfield, I'll be teaching English at this school."
"I'll be Negi's assistant," a smiling Naruto.
"EH," yelled a surprised Asuna.
"Don't worry about it, They're actually quite smart," said Takamichi.
"Sensei..even if you tell me that," said Asuna.
"It seems that from today onwards these two will be taking over class An instead of me."
Konoka seemed surprised, but Naruto was really focused on Asuna who looked like she was about to explode. "YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! I DON'T WANT A KID AND SOME BLONE WHISKERS WIERDO TEACHING ME!"
"I take offense to that you know..." mumbled Naruto not liking the term the girl gave him
Asuna ignored the blond as she pleaded with Takahata, "Plus a while back he was saying "Love… um…" something really rude to me."
Naruto looked at Negi before kneeling down and whispering, "What did you tell her?"
"I said her love was unrequited," Negi whispered back causing Naruto to shake his head before Negi continued, "but it's true."
"IT IS NOT TURE!" Asuna picked him up by the collar of his coat and began to shake him. "I HATE KIDS, ESPECIALLY LITTLE ANNOYING FLEAS LIKE YOU!"
Unknown to everyone except Naruto saw that some of Asuna's hair tickled Negi's nose. Naruto went over to Konoka then gently grab her shoulder which made Konoka blushed at the suddenness contact. Naruto just gently pulled her away from Asuna and just before Negi sneezed.
"ACHOO." The sneeze made Asuna's clothes blow off of her. Naruto had to look away before he get a nosebleed.
"Bear panties," thought both Naruto and Takamichi.
Asuna look around and fall to her knees trying to cover herself and yelled out loud, "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?"
(Dean Office)
Asuna is now dress in her gym clothes and Naruto Konoka and Negi is there too.
"Principal sensei, what is the mean of this," complained Asuna.
"Hoho I see your training was to come to Japan as a teacher, they've given you quite a task," said the dean.
"Y… yes," Negi said giving a slight bow, "it's nice to meet you!"
"Training," whispered Konoka.
"Is the old man trying to expose magic or is he really forgot that Asuna and Konoka is still here," Thought Naruto?
"Naruto-kun, I see you found your college and are ready for your job," said the dean.
"Yeah I am," said Naruto.
"But first you two must gain some practical experience, let's make it from today to March," said the dean.
The dean looks at both Negi and Naruto and starts speaking.
"By the way Negi-kun and Naruto-kun do either of you two have a girlfriend yet," asked the dean, "what do you two think of her, she's my granddaughter."
"Oh grandfather," said Konoka while she standing next to the dean and whacking him with a mallet in which making Negi sweet drop.
"I'll think about it," said Naruto.
Konoka blushes and she went back to standing next to Asuna.
"Just a minute please," yelled Asuna
The dean looked at Asuna and she is in front of him.
"I…isn't it just a little odd that a kid and a weirdo are going to be teaching us," Asuna said. Naruto had said something but she had not listened to him, "And our home room teachers no less!"
"Negi-kun" the dean spoke interrupting Asuna. "This job will probably be very difficult even for you," he paused, "if it is too hard you will have to return home. There will be no second chances, do you accept?"
Negi looked nervous but Naruto put his hands on his shoulders "don't worry dean-San, I'm sure Negi will do his best and he'll have help from me if it becomes too much" he said and got Negi to relax since he wasn't alone in the whole ordeal.
Negi smiled as he instantly felt better, "Yes, I'll do it!" he said which a courageous expression on his face. "Then its settled," the dean said, "let us begin today. Let me introduce you two to our staff guidance councillor Shizuna Sensei."
Both Negi and Naruto turn around to see who is going to walk into the room. When they both turn around, Negi's turn right into two big pillows. Naruto was just sweating drop at the sight of it.
"Ah sorry about that," said Shizuna.
"If there anything you two don't understand, both of you should ask her," said the dean.
"Nice to meet you two," greeted Shizuna.
"Ah ok,"said Negi.
"Nice to meet you too Shizuna-san," greeted Naruto while he slightly bowed toward Shizuna.
"Oh and one more thing," the dean paused, "Konoka Asuna-chan, can Negi-kun and Naruto-kun stay with in your room for a while because we haven't decided where they're going to stay yet."
"WHAT FROM WHEN UNTIL WHEN DEAN-SENSEI," yelled Asuna.
"Don't you feel sorry for them,"said Konoka while she stand behind between Naruto and Negi.
"I TOLD YOU, I. HATE KIDS," yelled Asuna, "whiskers I can feel sorry for."
"I didn't think you cared about me Asuna," said Naruto while he wrap away a fake tear, " I'm touched."
"Oh shut it whiskers," said Asuna.
"You three get along now," said the dean.
(A few minutes later)
We now find Asuna (in a new school uniform), Konoka, Negi(in a suit), Naruto(in a suit too), and Shizuna walking in the halls. Asuna and Negi is walking in front of Konoka, Naruto, and Shizuna. Both Asuna and Negi is looking away from each other because of what happened earlier.
"There's definitely something odd about those two," thought Asuna. She then look glared at Negi who saw her glaring at him then toward Naruto who also saw her glaring at him. Asuna turn around and is now standing in front of Negi.
" I refused to live together with someone like you," said Asuna, "I'm going ahead, see you two later senseis'."
Asuna turn around and started racing to the classroom with Konoka close behind her.
"That was mean," said Konoka.
"What with her," said both Negi and Naruto. Both of them look at each other and then toward Shizuna.
" That girl is always rowdy, but she's really a nice person,"said Shizuna, "Here take the class roll." She and Negi a book lit.
"Ah thank you," said Negi.
Shizuna handed Naruto a book lit too and it look exactly like Negi's. The three of them continues to walk. Naruto was asking Shizuna about the class that Negi and himself are going to be teaching. All that Naruto got that the class is energetic which made him sweat drop about it.
"Just hope that they aren't like your fangirls back in your village, you know the very crazy fangirls," said Kyubi in Naruto's head.
"Yeah, you and me both Kyubi," said Naruto in his mind.
After the fourth ninja war, Naruto and Kyubi has come to good terms with each other and has started a very good friendship, but they do get their fair share of arguments about things like Naruto's addiction to ramen. Kyubi had finally had enough of ramen no matter how much Naruto like it, so he took control of Naruto's body but left Naruto have control of only his eyes. Kyubi made Naruto watch as he made Naruto eat fruits and vegetables. After a few minutes Kyubi let Naruto have full control of his body and the first thing Naruto did was buy many fruit and a little bit of vegetables.(If your going to complain about this then you can go fall off a very high building or jump off a cliff cause I'm keeping it that way.) Now back to the present, They are now standing in front of a door of the class that Negi and Naruto will be teaching.
"I...I'm a bit nervous," said Negi.
"Here we are, this is your two class," said Shizuna.
Both Negi and Naruto look inside the class room and then to their class rolls. They saw 31 pictures and the names under the pictures with the clubs they are in also some writing that Takamichi put in with some of the students. Naruto raise an eye brow at the writhing under Kaede, but dismissed it for another time. Naruto look at Negi and can see that Negi is getting more nervous. Naruto put his hand on Negi's shoulder and Negi look up at a smiling Naruto.
"Negi don't worry I'll be with you when you need help," said a still smiling Naruto.
"OK Naruto-san...Ouch," said Negi and rubbing his forehead.
"Negi don't use the San suffix with my name just call me Naruto or if u want call me onii-san ok," said Naruto.
"Okay Naruto-onii-san,"said a slight smiling Negi.
Naruto is now smiling at what Negi just called him. Negi walked to the door and was about to open it when he felt a hand on his shoulder and look at Naruto who was looking at him.
"Negi why don't I go in first," asked Naruto.
"Sure onii-san," said Negi. He moved to the side and Naruto walked to the door and begin to open it.
"Their here,"thought Asuna.
The door open and Naruto caught the blackboard easer much to everyones surprised, expectingly the twin. Naruto then walked on top of the rope, caught the bucket of water without spilling the water, and use the bucket to block the arrows. He then walked to the portion and put the bucket down then look to the class.
"For the ones who set this little prank up I say its impressive but its also novice level compared to what I can do because where I came from, I was know as the king of pranks," said Naruto. He then look at the door, "Negi you can come in now." Negi walked in and went to the portion and looked at the class.
"My name is Negi Springfield from today onwards, I'll be teaching English at this school," said Negi.
"My name is Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze and I'll be Negi's assistant," said Naruto
"We'll only be here for three terms but it's nice to meet you all," said Negi.
After Negi finished talking the room went quite. After a few seconds some of the class stood up.
"Kyaaa, He's so cute," yelled the class while looking at Negi. They then look at our blond hero, " He's so handsome." After that they all started to swarming around their new teachers.
"How old are you two."
"(Negi) I'm ten/ (Naruto) I'm sixteen."
"Where are you two from?"
"Wales/some far away place that is very well hidden."
"Do you have a girlfriend," asked a red haired girl while look toward Naruto.
"No, I don't," answered Naruto. He was sure that he saw some of the girls smiling.
This lasted until Asuna grab Negi's collar and set him on the portion and look at him straight in the eyes.
"You did something weird earlier today," said Asuna. She then start shaking Negi, "I want a clear explanation."
"Cut that out this instant," yelled someone.
Everyone looked at who yelled and saw a girl with blond hair.
"Everyone return to your seats, you're making trouble for our senseis'," said the blond girl.
Everyone just stand there looking at the said girl.
"If I remember correctly that girl is Ayaka Yukihiro and she's the class representative of this class," thought Naruto while looking at Ayaka and now standing up.
"How about letting Negi-sensei go now Asuna," asked Ayaka, "although that pose is very suitable for a violent monkey like you."
"What did you say," asked an angry Asuna, but Ayaka wasn't listening.
"Negi-sensei Naruto-sensei please continue with homeroom,"said Ayaka.
"Ah thank you," Said Negi.
"Thanks," said Naruto.
"What with the nice girl act class rep," asked Asuna.
"Its's only natural that I'd look like a nice girl from the outside, since I'm a nice girl on the inside too," Said Ayaka.
"What nice girl, you half shouta-kon and half blonde boys liker," said Asuna.
"What, stop these scandalous accusation this instant and you shouldn't be talking you with your old-man fetish," Yelled Ayaka.
"What," yelled Asuna.
"I know all about you and Takahata-sensei!"
"Grr, don't you say any more!"
Naruto can see that Negi got into a little panic. Negi first try to stop the fight by saying stop but he was interrupted the other students. Naruto sigh and went to the two who are fighting and separated both of them which made the class surprised even Asuna and Ayaka.
"Now you two go to your seats so that class can continues," said Naruto.
"Yes, Naruto-sensei," said Ayaka while looking at Naruto.
"Like I'm going to listen to you whiskers," said Asuna.
Asuna look at Naruto and then start shivering from Naruto's icy stare at her. In just 30 seconds Asuna had ran to her seat. Everyone look at Naruto and saw that he was just smiling. After a few seconds everyone went to their seats. Unknown to everyone, a blond girl that look like she's ten years old with her hair that goes to her knees had her eyes wide the whole time out of shock and then shook it off when everyone was going back to their seats.
"I thought only Nagi's child is coming here not Minato's child too, but why am I sensing magic from the blond" thought Eva.
During everyone is going to their seats, Naruto went to the window near the black board and lean on the wall next to the said window. Naruto was trying to hold in a laugh from Negi trying to reach up to write on the board. Then suddenly Ayaka goes to Negi and put a stool next to him which Naruto sweat dropped.
"Where did she get that stool from any ideas Kyubi," Thought Naruto?
"Your guess is better than mind meaning I have no ideas" Said Kyubi.
Their talk was cut short because of what caught his eye. It was Asuna taking a piece of her eraser and then flicked it at Negi. The piece of eraser hit Negi's head Making Negi look around then went back to writing. Asuna took another piece of her eraser and shot it at Negi again but this time it just disappeared. She blinks and try again then the same thing happened again. She kelt on shooting piece of eraser until it hit Negi's head, but she soon ran out eraser and none of the pieces made it to Negi's head. Naruto had one of his hands in his pants pocket and inside his hand is the pieces of eraser that Asuna have been using to hit Negi's head. Naruto is now thanking that he learn how to move fast without being seen that he moved. Negi had finish writing and start looking around. Ayaka saw that Negi was looking around and decide to asked.
"What wrong Negi-sensei," asked Ayaka.
"I was wondering if somethings was flying at me," answered Negi.
"It would be that girl's handiwork,"said Ayaka.
"Eh, Asuna-san."
"It's best not to get too close to that girl."
"Why," asked Negi.
"That girl is an idiot but she's ridiculously strong and violent, she's also a bit of a problem child," answered Ayaka.
"I... I knew it," said Negi.
Then suddenly a pencil case had hit Ayaka's head and the said pencil case was Asuna's. When Ayaka looked at Asuna, she attacked her. This time Naruto wasn't paying attention because he was talking to kyubi in his mind. Everything stopped when the bell ringed. Everyone had gone to do their own things Naruto left the classroom and when to the dean's office. When he had gotten there he saw the dean sitting at his desk and two of his students was there too, which made him rise a brow.
"Ah Naruto-kun you picked the right time to come in," greeted the dean.
Naruto nodded his head and look at his two students with a questionable look.
"If I remember correctly the blonde one is Evangeline A.K. McDowell and the other one with green hair along with those weird thing is Chachamaru Karakuri," thought Naruto.
"So your planning on using my resort for your training," asked Eva.
Naruto was now looking at the dean for any explanation about what Eva just said. The dean was stroking his beard while looking at Naruto.
"Naruto-kun do you remember what I said about knowing a place for you to train," asked the dean.
"Yeah I remember," answered Naruto.
"Well, you see that the place you going to train is a special place is with Evangeline," said the dean.
"As in special place, you mean it relate to magic right," Said Naruto.
"Yes, it does," said a very amused dean.
"Then I guess Eva-chan isn't a normal person," asked Naruto. He notice that Eva turn red but not from blushing it was being angry.
"Yes, your right she a vampire and Chachamaru is a robot," said the dean.
"Eva-chan is a vampire," said Naruto.
"Yes, I am," said Eva, "but I don't have my powers as a vampire and a mage."
"What do you mean," asked Naruto?
"I was sealed here by Negi's father," answered Eva and now pointing at Naruto, " and the sealing idea was from your father."
"My dad's idea," said Naruto.
"Yes, but he did promised me that if he ever have a kid then I'll be his or her godmother," said Eva.
After that statement, Naruto had fainted from the news that Eva was his godmother. Eva just told Chachamaru to wake up Naruto. It took 2 minutes and 10 cups of cold water to wake up Naruto. When Naruto woke up he look at Eva with wide eyes.
"Why in hell did my dad promised you that you'll be my godmother," Yelled Naruto but not loud enough to hurt your ears and be heard out of the room.
"Easy he just wanted to make me feel better when Nagi sealed me to the school which I was very mad which worked," answered Eva.
"How do I know your telling the truth," asked Naruto?
"He did leave a scroll which I have tried to open but couldn't," answered an annoyed Eva.
Chachamaru walked to Naruto and hold out a scroll with two different colors. The right side is red and the other was yellow. In the middle was a seal. Naruto started laughing when he was looked at the seal. It started to get on Eva's nerve.
"What is so funny," yelled Eva?
"The reason of why you couldn't open it, because my dad put a blood seal on the scroll which can only be open by the blood of him or someone of his family," answered Naruto right after he finished laughing.
Eva have her mouth hanging open because of the fact she now know why she couldn't open the scroll to look inside. The dean is being very amused by the look on Eva's face and in his life it was priceless to say the less. Naruto bit his thumb and put it in the blood seal and wait a little and then opened the scroll. Naruto start reading what is in the scroll. After he finished reading it he closed the scroll up and put it in his pocket and look at Eva with a smile on his face.
"Okay you were telling the truth chibi-chan," said a smiling Naruto while caught a book that was thrown by Eva.
"Don't call me that you brat," yelled Eva.
"Either you let me call you Eva-chan or chibi-chan," said Naruto.
"Fine the first one," said an upset Eva.
"Now Eva-chan can you show me where I'm going to be training at," asked Naruto.
"All right follow me," said Eva.
Eva walked out of the office with Chachamaru and Naruto following behind her. Unknown to Eva and Chachamaru, Naruto stop for a second and made a shadow clone to go with Eva and Chachamaru. The real Naruto went looking for Negi.
(A few minutes later)
Naruto had found Negi who was sitting at the school fountain and sneak up on Negi. When he had gotten behind Negi he saw that Negi had put horns on Asuna in his class roll. Naruto just shook his head at what he saw and decide to frighten the kid.
"Hey Negi what you doing," said Naruto.
Negi jumped and look at Naruto with frighten eyes and said, "Naruto onii-san why didn't do that to me."
"Sorry about that but I couldn't help it," said Naruto.
Naruto look up and notice something. A student carrying a stack of books. The student was from class 2-A if Naruto remember right.
"Hey Negi isn't that one of our students," asked Naruto while pointing at the said student.
Negi look at the student and then at the class roll, " That's number 27 Nodoka Miyazaki."
"Umm don't you think that she have too many books," asked Naruto.
"Yes, and isn't that dangerous," said Negi.
For some reason Negi's question has been answered by the student of tripping to the side of the stairs.
"I knew it," said both Negi and Naruto at the same time.
Negi grabbed his staff and started to do a spell and Naruto ran straight forward. Unknown to them a cretin orange hair girl is watching what they are doing. Naruto jumped up and caught all the books and Negi finished his spell and stop Nodoka's fall but she was out cold so she didn't see what Naruto and Negi was doing. Negi drop his staff and ran toward before the spell wear off while He was doing that Naruto landed on next to Nodoka and set the books down and just as Negi caught her. Naruto walked to Negi and look at him.
"Is she all right," asked Naruto?
"I think so," answered Negi.
Both Naruto and Negi look forward and saw Asuna standing in front of them with a bag in her hand. Only one thing went through the two minds well three if you count Kyubi.
"I'm busted," thought Naruto and Negi.
"Their both busted," thought Kyubi.
"You two...," said a surprised Asuna.
Nodoka was waking up and before she opened her eyes, Asuna grabbed Naruto's collar and Naruto grab Negi's arm. While Asuna was running she grabbed Negi's staff. Asuna continued to run until they were in a small forest and she let go of Negi's staff and grab Negi's collar and slammed both Naruto and Negi into a tree.
"I knew it you guys are some kind of super-guys,"yelled a mid mad Asuna.
"No, your mistaken," yelled a panic Negi.
"Yeah, your mistaken," yelled an equal panicked Naruto.
"Don't try to fool me, I saw what you two," Yelled a still mid mad Asuna, "I caught you two redheaded!"
"Damn it she's very stubborn" thought Naruto.
"She's like you and your still stubborn," said Kyubi.
"So confess, you two are superhero s aren't you" yelled a still mid-mad Asuna.
"No, I'm a mage/shinobi" yell both Negi and Naruto. Well, Naruto told his secret without knowing after 30 seconds his eyes goes wide, "Damn it!"
"Whatever its the same things isn't it," Yelled a still mid-mad Asuna. She let the two go and pointed at Negi, "This morning's incident was your handiwork wasn't it?"
"I'm sorry," yelled a still panic Negi.
Asuna then pointed at Naruto who now look calmer than Negi, "I bet that you were the one that catch my eraser pieces!"
"Yep and I'm amazed that you found out that was me," said Naruto and pulled out the eraser pieces from his pocket.
"Please keep this a secret, I'll be in deep trouble if this get out," asked a still panic Negi.
"Yeah please keep this a secret, I'll be in trouble too," asked a begging Naruto.
"I think not," yelled a now mad Asuna.
Negi grabbed his staff and looked Asuna. Naruto was looking at Asuna too and he was about to say something but Negi beat him to it.
"Guess I have no choice then," said Negi.
"W...What do you mean," asked a slightly scared Asuna.
"What does he mean by that," thought Naruto?
"You found out both my secret and Naruto-nii-san's secret, so I'll have to erase your memory," Yelled Negi.
"Yeah Negi erase her memory," Yelled Naruto.
"EHHHHHH?," Yelled a slightly Asuna.
Negi let go of his staff and it started to float in the air in front of him just below his head. After a few seconds of he say to Asuna, "You might become a tad empty-headed but I can't allow you to tell anyone!"
"Wait a minute," said a scared Asuna.
"I have a bad feeling that her memory won't be erased at all," thought Naruto.
Naruto closed his eyes quickly before Negi called out vanish. Then there was silent that was until he heard Asuna cry out of surprised.
"Let me guess Negi didn't erased your memory instead he got rid of your clothes didn't he Asuna-chan," asked Naruto.
"Thats right Whiskers," yelled out Asuna.
"I'm sorry, it looks like I got it slightly wrong" said Negi.
"Hey what are you three up to," question a very familiar voice.
Takamichi walked into view of the three, but Naruto still had his eyes closed. Both Negi and Asuna look at Takamichi. Negi just sweat dropped at Takamichi's timing and Asuna looked like she was about to cry out from embarrassment. In a few seconds she yelled out a cry.
(Few minutes later)
We now find Naruto, Negi, and Asuna who is in a new clothes to replace the ones that Negi vanished near the school. Asuna is letting her head hang down out of depression about standing in front of her crush without any clothes on. Naruto was thinking that Negi might be Jiraiya's dream child if he was alive that is.
"I'm really sorry, I was trying to erase your memory but it looks like I erase your clothes," said Negi.
"I'D RATHER HAVE MY MEMORY ERASED,"yelled Asuna, "IF YOUR A MAGE, I DEMAND YOU TO TURN BACK TIME RIGHT NOW!"
"Wow I'm glad that I didn't do the things that Negi did to Asuna, but I guess the memory erasing was my fault too," thought Naruto.
Naruto was watching Asuna talking about Takamichi seeing her bear panties and the moment when he saw her with any on. Negi was saying sorry to Asuna to try to make her feel better which didn't work. Naruto got startled when she grab Negi's collar suddenly. She even pulled Negi up into the air.
"So why did a little mage like you come all the way out here and as a teacher no less,"asked Asuna.
"Um that's because I'm here for training to become a great mage," answered Negi.
Naruto just stop listening to Negi right before he started explaining to Asuna about. When Negi started the explanation, Naruto just received the memory of his clone that went with Eva and Chachamaru. When Naruto saw the memory of the clone, let say that he didn't like it. He push the memory away and start listening to Negi and Asuna.
"Right now I'm on what you'd call a probationary license," Said Negi.
"What if you get exposed as a mage," asked both Naruto and Asuna.
"I'll get turn into an ermine and on top of losing my license, I'd have to go home," Said a panic Negi, "so please keep it a secret."
"Why do I have a bad feeling,"thought Naruto?
Asuna's head was looking down, "Hoho so your job is to help people isn't it,"said Asuna to herself, "I see."
She look up at Negi with a little tears in her eyes and stiffed, "So that means that you'll take responsibility for me too, right?"
"Ah, yes," answered Negi.
"I knew it,"thought Naruto. He saw that Negi and Asuna was looking at him with a questionable look on their faces, "Damn it."
"So whiskers why are you a shinobi here and as an assistant teacher," Asked Asuna.
"Well, I'm from a place that doesn't existed in this world," said Naruto.
"What do you mean by that," asked Negi and Asuna?
"I'll explain while we walk back to the school building,"said Naruto.
"OK Naruto-nii-san/whiskers,"said Negi and Asuna.
Naruto started walking toward the school and Negi along with Asuna. Naruto started to talk about Konoha and about his mission along with telling them about his dad who became Negi's friend along with Takamichi that he just learned recently. Naruto had just finished talking about his mission was right after they walked into the school building.
"That a longer explanation there whiskers," Said Asuna.
"Hey if you wanted me to explain, then I'll explain only information that is needed to say," Said Naruto, "but right now Negi still need to help you out Asuna-chan."
"Your right whiskers he have to take responsibility and help me repair my relationship with Takahata-sensei," said Asuna.
"Okay I'll cooperate,"said Negi.
"What kind of magic can you use anyway," asked Asuna while facing Negi.
"Not much," Said Negi, "I'm still in training."
"Can you make love potions,"Asked Asuna.
"No sorry," Answered Negi.
"Then how about a tree that grows money?"
"I'm not sure I understand," said Negi.
"I don't think thats is possible even with magic Asuna-chan," said Naruto while sweat dropping.
"Your not very useful are you Negi," asked Asuna.
"I'm sorry but apart from mind reading," Negi was interrupted before he can finish what he was going to say by Asuna.
"That it," yelled Asuna.
"I don't like where this is going," Thought Naruto.
"Mind reading, I could use that," said Asuna to herself, "I could find out how Takahata-sensei feels about me."
Not long after the three made it to the door of class 2-A, Asuna opened that door. All the rest of 2-A was in there and was looking at them with smiling. (excepted Eva, Chachamaru, Mana, Setsuna, and Zazie.)
"Welcome Negi-sesnsei Naruto-sensei," cheered almost everyone.
Negi, Naruto, and Asuna were a little clueless. Within a couple of seconds Asuna look at the bag that she was carrying around then realized something or at least remembered.
"Ah that's right we'er having a welcoming party for you two today, I completely forgot," Yelled Asuna.
"EH?" this time it was Naruto and Negi that was surprised.
"Hey come on, the guests of honor sits in the middle!"
"Waaah, I'm so happy," Said Negi.
Negi and Naruto sat in the middle and their students were talking among themselves. After a few minutes Nodoka walked up to the two teachers. Naruto looked at Nodoka and smiled.
"Negi-sensei," Said Nodoka.
Negi looked at Nodoka and smiled then said,"Ah number 27, Miyazaki-san."
"Um, about that incident earlier you saved me,"said Nodoka and hold up a book toward Negi, "Please accept this book certificate as a token of my gratitude."
"Honya is already going for the teacher," question someone.
Naruto was just sweat dropping at Nodoka's nickname and her trying to explain. Then Ayaka slammed her hands on the table that she was siting at. Naruto and Negi stand up and look at Ayaka.
"Sensei I also have something for you and you too Naruto-sensei," said Ayaka.
She then showed them two bronze busts. One of the busts had the upper part of Negi,s body. The other one had half of Naruto's body and it even had where his whiskers marks are on his face. Naruto was just sweat dropped at the bronze busts of both Negi and himself.
"What the heck is those," yelled Asuna, "are you stupid or something."
"What, I don't want to hear that from you Asuna-san," yelled Ayaka.
The next thing the everyone saw was Asuna and Ayaka fighting each other. Some of the class 2-A were putting bets on who is going to win the fight. Naruto just went over to Eva and Chachamaru and sat between them. Right after he sit down, Chachamaru just stomped on his foot very hard making Naruto have a painful expression on his face. He looked at Chachamaru and then look at Eva.
"You told Chachamaru to stomp on my foot when she have the chance didn't you," asked Naruto in a whisper low enough for Eva to hear.
Eva smiled a little and said in a whisper, "Yes, I did because you left a clone in your place when I told you to follow me to my cottage."
"Well, you said me but you didn't say anything about a clone of me can't follow you," whispered a smirking Naruto.
"I see, just what I expected from my godson," whispered a smirking Eva.
"Both master and Naruto-sama have the smirks on their faces," Thought Chachamaru.
"So Eva-chan I saw my clone memory and I want to know if it wasn't a mistake of information about 'him'," asked Naruto in a whisper.
Eva just nod her head and Naruto was just groaned. He then saw Asuna run out of the room and Negi running after her. Naruto look at Eva and sighed.
"So when can I use your resort Eva-chan," asked Naruto in a whisper.
"Any time that your not busy after school," answered Eva in a whisper.
Naruto nodded his head and get up and went out of the door while making sure he wasn't seen by any one of class 2-A. He run down the hall but stop near the stairs and lean against the wall. He listen to Negi and Asuna. Naruto was happy to hear that Negi had gotten Asuna to not be mad at him anymore. Naruto look around the corner and saw what look like Asuna was about to kiss Negi and then she pinched his cheeks. When she closed her eyes, Naruto place Negi with himself. Asuna opened her eyes and saw her hands are pinching Naruto's cheeks now. She was about to say something when a sudden flash of lights appeared. Asuna fell down on Naruto and he fell down to the floor at the end of the stairs and get knocked out along with Asuna. Negi look up the stairs and saw Sakurako, Ayaka, Chao, Kazumi, and Fuka at the top of the stairs with Kazumi holding a camera in front of her. Ayaka was about to say something at Asuna, but saw that both Naruto and Asuna were out cold then she looked at Negi.
"Negi-sensei what happened here," asked a confused Ayaka.
"Asuna-san was pinching my cheeks then Naruto-nii-san came and stopped her pinching my cheeks then she started pinching nii-san's," answered and partly lied Negi.
"Oh then what I thought was a complete misunderstanding," said Ayaka, "ok everyone go back to the classroom."
They pouted and then left Negi, Naruto, and Asuna behind. Negi went up the stairs to make sure that everyone wasn't in the hall. He then went to the still knocked out Asuna and Naruto. He got Asuna off Naruto and sat her against the wall. He right after Negi did that, Naruto started to wake up. When Naruto got up on his feet then looked at Negi.
"Negi what happened," asked Naruto.
Negi looked at Naruto, "Naruto-nii-san your up."
"Yeah and why wouldn't I," said Naruto.
Asuna slowly woke up and started to hear Negi about Naruto and her fell down the stair with her on top of Naruto. That fully woke her up and she jumped to her feet then yelled, "What happened?"
Negi started to explain what happened to Naruto and Asuna. After that all three of them went back to the welcome party. In a couple of minutes the party was over and everyone started to walk back to their dorms.
(Along the way to the dorms)
We find Negi, Naruto, Konoka, and Asuna walking to the dorms. Konoka was walking ahead of Asuna, Negi, and Naruto. Asuna was talking to Negi and Naruto.
"That was terrible, this is all you two fault," said Asuna.
"You know what they say...you get what you sow," said Negi.
"Well, I know what I say which is don't blame others for your own fault," said Naruto.
"What was that," said Asuna?
"Nothing," said both slightly scared Negi and Naruto.
They stop walking for a little while. Asuna turn around and look at Negi and Naruto.
"Anyway Negi whiskers you two maybe smart and maybe both of you can use magic or whatever," said Asuna, "your really just a kid on the inside aren't you Negi and whiskers your really a teenager like us, but do you two really intend to be teachers here in spite of that."
"It's true that nothing went well for me today...I got exposed as a mage too, can I really do it," thought Negi
"I might have already exposed myself as a shinobi, but it only to Asuna and Negi and I still have to continue the mission in spite of that," thought Naruto.
Naruto put his hand a hand in Negi's shoulder. Negi looked up at Naruto and see him smiling.
"Come on Asuna," called out Konoka.
"Well, I'm Going home," said Asuna.
"OK," said both Naruto and Negi.
Asuna was about to walk away, but look at Negi and Naruto.
"Hey have you two decided on a place to stay yet," asked Asuna.
"No," said both Negi and Naruto but Naruto having his head hang down.
"Its ok, if you two want to stay with us that is," said Asuna.
"Eh," question Negi.
"Really," asked Naruto.
"Yes, whiskers really," answered Asuna, " and if you keep trying hard, both of you will be good teachers."
"Thank you," said a very happy Negi.
"Thanks Asuna-chan," said Naruto.
Asuna walked away from the two. Naruto saw Negi open his class roll and started to write. Naruto look in Negi's class roll and saw that Negi scribble the horns off Asuna's picture along with the word bully then put she nice. Naruto chuckled then look up to the moon, he didn't know that Negi was looking up too.
"Don't worry guys, I'll keep up my training and be hokage when I get back to konoha," thought Naruto.
"What are you two doing," asked Asuna who is looking back at the two with Konoka," let go!"
"OK," said Negi.
"All right Asuna-chan," said Naruto.
Naruto and Negi start jogged to Asuna and Konoka. When they go there, Naruto notice that Negi is about to sneeze. Naruto just went behind Negi and just in time because Negi sneezed making Asuna and Konoka's skirts up making the said two girls pilling their skirts down.
"Kyaaa, you did it again Negi," yelled Asuna.
"I-I'm sorry," yelled Negi.
"This is going to be a very long mission," Thought Naruto.
"You can say that again kit," said the Kyubi.
Omake:
Naruto's clone was walking with Eva and Chachamaru inside of a forest. The said clone was looking around the forest and then to Eva.(During this time Eva and Chachamaru doesn't know that the Naruto with them is a clone yet also during this time the clone will be called Naruto.
"So where are we going to Eva-chan," Asked Naruto.
"We're heading to my cottage," answered Eva.
"Let me guess your resort is in your cottage," said Naruto.
"Yes, that right my resort is in my cottage," said Eva.
"Something tell me that your resort is a magic resort."
"You can caught on quick."
"I'm a quick leaner Eva-chan but I do have some questions."
"Well, you can ask some questions after we are in my resort."
Naruto look up a see a wooded cottage. When they walk up the door, Chachamaru unlooked the door and opened it then step aside to let Eva and Naruto walk in first. The first thing Naruto saw was the big number of dolls only on thought came to mind, "Was my dad nuts in the head when he told Eva-chan that she can be my godmother!"
Both Eva and Naruto keep on walking with Chachamaru following behind them. They went down some stairs to the basement where to a door is opened the door, Naruto saw a glass orb and inside it looked like a mini resort. Naruto looked at Eva with a questionable look.
"So how do we get inside there," asked Naruto.
Eva just pointed down toward the floor. Naruto look down and saw a weird circle under each of them and with in a flashed, Naruto was and seeing a tiled floor. He looked up and saw that they are in the resort.
"Wow this place is huge," yelled Naruto.
"Well, I did make it myself," said a proud Eva.
"Umm master maybe I should show Naruto-sama around the resort," said Chachamaru.
"I was about to asked you tell you to do that Chachamaru," said Eva.
"Umm Cha-chan why did you call me Naruto-sama," asked Naruto.
"Its because your master's godson," answered Chachamaru, "may I give you the tour Naruto-sama."
"Umm sure Cha-chan" said Naruto.
Chachamaru and Naruto walked into the resort while Eva went to the beach and laid down in a chair. Chachamaru and Naruto had finished the tour within two hours. Both of them reached the beach and walked up to Eva who was reading a book with the title Tale of the Gallant Jiraiya. Naruto rise a brow at the book but ignored it then coughed to get Eva's attention. She closed the book and sat it down on the table next to the chair then look at Naruto.
"What is it," asked Eva?
"I think it time to answer my questions," said Naruto.
"What are they?"
"How did you meet my dad?"
"He appeared right around when Nagi was laughing at me in my school uniform."
"OK can you tell me about magic," asked Naruto.
Eva started to smirk, "So you what to know about magic."
"Yes, I want to know about magic,"said Naruto.
Eva started explaining magic to Naruto. If he wasn't standing up then he would falling asleep. After hours of the explaining Eva had finished, she looked at Naruto and blinked.
"How are you still awake," asked Eva?
"I stayed standing up to make sure that I don't fall asleep," answered Naruto.
"OK any other questions," asked Eva.
"Yeah am I able to learn magic?"
"Well, when you come into the classroom I felt mana coming from you," said Eva.
"So I can learn magic," asked Naruto.
"Yes, you can but I don't know how much mana you have inside along with how strong it is," answered Eva.
Naruto was grinning like a fox and then frowned, "Does this mean I have to learn how to speak Latin."
"Yes," answered Eva.
"DAMN IT," yelled Naruto.
"QUITE DOWN OUT THERE I'M TRYING TO REWRITE MY BOOKS," yelled a voice in the resort.
"Wait I know that voice," thought Naruto.
"Chachamaru did you forget to tell Naruto that there someone else in the resort," Asked Eva.
"I may have forgotten to tell Naruto-sama about that master," answered Chachamaru.
"PERVY-SAGE IF IT IS YOU COME OUT HERE SO I CAN KICK YOUR BUTT," yelled Naruto.
All three of them heard a door slam inside and then someone running. Naruto look at the stairs and waited. He waited for thirty minutes and saw a man in his 50's with white spiky hair wearing a T-shirt with a symbol for toad on the front and dark blue shorts. Although his hair in the back looked shorter than it looked Naruto still know who it was and kicked him into the water. Eva was just blinked her eyes. (Yes, Jiraiya is still alive and if your going to tell me that I can't do that then just shut the hell up its my story so suck it up and beside Jiraiya won't be in chapters for a lot.)
"THAT WAS FOR HIDE THE FACT THAT YOU WERE MY GODFATHER PERVY SAGE," yelled Naruto.
Jiraiya got out of the water and stand on top of the water. He then looked at Naruto and his eyes goes wide. He run to the beach and look at Naruto. Then blinks a couple time then smiled.
"So Evangeline heard right that you come to Mahora," Said Jiraiya.
"HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE PREVY SAGE," yelled Naruto?
"Thats because kami sent me here," said Jiraiya.
"Huh," said a confused Naruto.
Jiraiya let out a sigh and said, "when I died, I appeared in front of the goddess kami then she told me that I have two choose which was either I go to this world for a second chance at life or stay in heaven and face your mother's wrath," said Jiraiya, "So I chose to go to this world and kami even gave information of the world but she didn't tell me about the information transfer was that she have to punched me also her punched felt like Tsunade's punched." Jiraiya was rubbing his right cheek.
"Well, I better get back and check on Negi," said Naruto.
Naruto was about to leave when Eva said, "You can't leave here."
Naruto looked at Eva and asked, "Why not?"
"We can't leave here well Jiraiya can, but we can't leave for a whole day in here and only an hour goes by outside," answered Eva.
"Good thing your just a clone of Naruto," said Jiraiya.
Naruto was about to say something until Jiraiya punched him in the head. The second that punched connected his head, Naruto went poof. Eva was confused then went to being angry. Jiraiya pulled out ears plugs from his short pocket and put them into his ears just before Eva yelled out, "CHACHAMARU WHEN YOU HAVE THE RIGHT CHANCE, STOMP ON THAT BRAT'S FOOT VERY HARD."
"I will master," said Chachamaru.
"This is going to be fun because now that Naruto is here and I need to prepared for his attack on me when the real him come by," thought Jiraiya.
With that in mind Jiraiya went back inside the resort to prepare for Naruto's wrath and to go back rewriting his books, before Eva think about using him as a dummy again. The last time she used him as a dummy, she cut off all of the hair that goes down his back which leaving him only the hair on top of his head and the hair going down the side of his shoulders. She even left him stuck in a block of ice with just his head sticking out of the block of ice. He learned that to never talk to her when she's very angry. He sighed and started to think how much longer is she going to keep him inside her cottage.
I have two polls for the Naruto harem. One is for the girls that will be Naruto's first girlfriend in Negima. The other one is for the girls that will be Naruto's other girlfriend from Naruto. And I mean the Anime/Manga Naruto.