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"Talking"
"Thinking'
Jutsu
Demon/Summon thinking
Chapter 4: A second teacher assistant and bathhouse rub
It is four o'clock in the morning and we find our blonde hero still sleeping on the couch in his new roommates room. He have a smile on his like he have no care in the world. Naruto was dreaming of ramen land with many ramen as far as you can see. (I'm sorry but I just had to do it.) He tried to turn over so he is laying on his stomach but he couldn't turn over. He doesn't like waking up from his dream so he just stay sleeping. After a while, an alarm clock started to beep. Naruto just groan from the accursed beeping, so he slowly woke up. While he was getting his eyes to slowly open, he saw the dark green hair.
"Wait, green hair now who have that color hair…..HARUNA," thought Naruto.
When his eyes were fully open of now how wide awake he is now. He look at the person that is on top of him. Naruto looked at the person face and it is indeed Haruna Saotome sleeping on top of him with her arms around sides. No one in 2-A know how loud Naruto can be, but now they will know it by the hard way. Which would be Naruto's yelling.
"HARUNA WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!"
That yell made the other two in the room fully awake along with the other rooms around them. Naruto started to think of how is this is happening to him.
(Flashback: after the meeting with the dean.)
Naruto was now walking along the halls of the girls dorms. He continues to walk while looking at the numbers of the rooms. It has been 7 minutes of walking until he stopped in front of a room. He pulled out the sheet of paper out of his pocket and checked if he have the right room number, which was the correct. Naruto sighed and knock on the door. He waited a little while and heard nothing, so he knocked again but a little bit louder than last time. This time he heard a groan coming from inside and then someone cursing about who would be at the door at this time of night. Naruto then heard foots steps coming toward the door with the person still cursing.
"You better have a pretty good reason for waking the bloody hell me up," said the person voice in a harsh tone while opening the door.
When the door opened, Naruto saw a very upset Haruna. He sighed again and spoke up.
"What happen if I don't have a good reason of waking you up huh, Haruna," asked Naruto.
Haruna knew the voice that belonged to and was a little shock. A second person walked to them and was still sleepy so this one can see who it is at the door.
"Haruna who's at the door," asked the second person.
Naruto look over Haruna's shoulder while the said girl turn around. The second person have purple hair and dark blue eyes. Naruto tried remembering who this girl was and he was going to guess that it is Yue Ayase.
"It's Naruto-sensei Yue," answered Haruna.
"Why is Naruto-sensei here," asked a sleepy Yue?
Naruto was started to get tired of stand in the hall. He thought of something to get him out of the hall so he won't get seen by anyone else that might be in the hall.
"If you all let me in, I'll gladly to tell you why I'm here," said Naruto.
If he didn't know better, he thought that he saw a trickily in Haruna's eye when she turn around to face him again.
"Then come right in Naruto-kun," said a happy Haruna.
Before Naruto have anything else to say, Haruna pulled Naruto into the room and almost slamming the door shut. Naruto would have fallen on Yue, if the said girl didn't step out of the way which she did and for him to fall on his face for the second time. Haruna turned the lights on, Yue went to wake up the third person in the room that is still sleeping. When Naruto got back up, he saw Yue, Haruna and Nodoka sitting at a table. He walk over to the three and sat down and Yue just went to the point.
"So Naruto-sensei why are you here," asked Yue.
"First off please don't call me sensei when we're out of class along with no-San suffix at the end of my name," said Naruto, " and second I'm going to be you three new roommate."
All three of the trio look at each other with confusion on their faces and Yue look back Naruto with a 'I don't believe you' look. Naruto somehow knew that Yue wouldn't believe him, so he pulled out the sheet of paper that the dean had wrote on for where he will be staying and handed it to Yue. Both Haruna and Nodoka scooted next to Yue so they can read what is on the paper. After a few minutes, The three had finished reading and all of them had different expression. Nodoka was looked very nervous because she now know that all three of them have to share a room with a boy, Yue have shock written all over her face, and Haruna was smiling and look like she would jump up and down out of joy and happiness. Naruto was just sweat dropping and the site of Haruna's expression. Yue shook her head to get rid of the shock and spoke up.
"I don't think its a good idea for you to stay here Naruto," said Yue.
"Aw, why can't he stay Yue," asked a disappointed Haruna.
"Because you'll try to do something to him while he stay here," answered Yue.
"How do you know I won't," asked a now upset Haruna?
"I know you will and do it."
Naruto was just watching this unfold and saw that Nodoka is trying to stop the argument. That is when Haruna grab both Nodoka and Yue and dragged them into the bathroom against their will. After they are in there Haruna closed the door. Naruto was just thinking that it wasn't his lucky day at all. He pulled out his gutsy ninja book from his bag and started reading.
(In the bathroom)
Haruna look at her two friends and smiled. Yue have a blank expression on her face and Nodoka was looking back and forth from Yue to Haruna.
"Come on Yue let Naruto-kun stay here," said Haruna.
"No, I won't let him stay here," said Yue.
"You know, if he stay here," said Haruna, "you don't have to study at all."
After that Yue fell silence. She was letting the words sink in her head.
"No more studying I can't let this opportunity pass me by and he be able to get rid of Nodoka's fear of boys," thought Yue.
"Well, Yue what do you say now," asked a curious Haruna.
"OK he can stay here," answered Yue.
"Yay, your the best Yue," said a happy Haruna while patting Yue's head.
Nodoka was now confused by this but then got nervous again. Haruna opened the door and they all walked out. Nodoka and Yue looked at Naruto as they saw that he was on the couch reading a book. Haruna tried to tackle him but he moved to the right side of the couch and Haruna went face first into the couch cushions. In a few seconds both Yue and Nodoka who forgotten her nervousness started giggling and then laughing at Haruna's attempt to tackle their new roommate. Naruto closed his book and looked next to him and saw Haruna look at him with puppy eyes.
"Why did you move out of the way," asked a sad Haruna?
"I didn't know that I did move," answered Naruto while scratching the back of his head.
"I have to thank Kakashi for teaching me how to be aware of my surroundings while reading," thought Naruto.
"Anyway beside Haruna's attempt to tackle you," said Yue while getting Naruto's attention, "you can stay here Naruto."
"Thanks Yue," said a smiling Naruto, "we better get to sleep so we won't be tired tomorrow."
"Your right," said Yue while Nodoka yawned and blushed after her yawn.
Haruna grab on to Naruto's arm and she look at Naruto then at Yue and Nodoka, "Naruto-kun will be sleeping in my bed."
"Um, no affiance an all but I really don't trust you Haruna," said Naruto.
"WHAT," asked a shock Haruna.
"I'll sleep on the couch," said Naruto.
"Okay," pouted Haruna.
Haruna lazily got into bed, Nodoka already getting ready to geo back to sleep, Naruto laid on the couch and closed his eyes, and Yue went to the light switch and turn the lights off and went to bed.
(Flashback end)
During the flashback, Naruto went into the bathroom and got into the shower while Yue started scolding Haruna and Nodoka decided to cook breakfast for them. Naruto was happy that he was able to get some sleep than yesterday. After a few minutes, Naruto walked out of the bathroom while wearing a dark blue suit with a dark orange tie. When he got out of the bathroom, Haruna was staring at him while Nodoka and Yue are eating. Naruto sat down at the table and started to he his breakfast.
"I wonder what the teme is doing right now," thought Naruto.
(Same time at Eva's cabin)
Sasuke was sitting at the table eating the breakfast that Chachamaru made. Instead of his shinobi's clothes, he wearing a black suit with a red tie. Sasuke just find something more annoying than fangirls, which are ties. The reason behind this is that he had a very difficult time trying to get the red tie on and he was at a point of burning the accursed thing to hell. Unfortunately, Eva had ordered Chachamaru to tie it on for him.
"I didn't like it when she ordered Chachamaru to make me read all those books inside the resort," thought Sasuke.
(Flashback: 9'o clock, Eva's resort)
Eva, Chachamaru, and Sasuke who is still being hold by the collar of his shirt are walking toward someplace inside the resort. Sasuke had been silence for the time they are walking and the reason is because Eva had ordered Chachamaru to make the Uchiha to be quiet, which ended with her knocking out the Uchiha. The three have arrived in front of two double doors. Chachamaru opened one of the doors with her free hand. The inside of the room there were book filling the shelves that is on the sides. Chachamaru raised Sasuke above the ground and she slammed him into the floor but not hard enough to damage the floor. Sasuke woke up and stood up and look around then looked at Eva.
"What is this place a library," asked Sasuke?
"This is master's private library," answered Chachamaru.
"So why am I here," asked a bored Sasuke.
"If your going to be helping with 2-A and stay in this world until the exams are over," said Eva, "you need to study about this world and a little bit of the class."
"I'm not doing that and beside it would take days to finished studying about this dumb world," said Sasuke.
"That is why we are in my resort," stated Eva.
"What do you mean," asked Sasuke?
Eva smirked and said, "In here a day go by and an hour goes by outside."
"To put it simply, amount of time in here will be only an hour outside," said Chachamaru.
"If I stay in here for a three days," asked Sasuke, "only three hours go by outside?"
"Wow you caught on quick," said a sarcastic Eva.
Sasuke got a tick mark when Eva said that. Sasuke was walking out of Eva's library when a hand grabbed his shoulder tightly. He turn his head around and saw Chachamaru holding onto his shoulder.
"Remember what master did to you the last time you were here," said Chachamaru.
Sasuke remembered and walked back in and sat in a chair. Eva was smirking and pulled out a list then handed it to Chachamaru. Eva then walked out of her library while saying something about talking to a pervert in the resort. She was lucky that Sasuke wasn't listening and had his head on the table. He heard changeling and then felt like he was being tied to the chair with chains. He lifted his head up and looked down but only to see chains around his body along with the chair.
"Why am I chained to the chair," asked a mad Sasuke.
"Master had told me to make sure you read all the books on the list she has given me," answered Chachamaru.
Sasuke was now cursing his luck as it have turn down hill. During the pasted eight days or eight hours or either one, Sasuke have been reading all the books that Eva have him read. Chachamaru did let him eat, sleep and use the bathroom but not without her being near him to make sure that he didn't try to get away. That what Chachamaru learned to make sure to not let the Uchiha from escaping. The first three times he had tried to get an away but failed. After that amount of time Chachamaru had given Sasuke black suit, red tie, a pair of socks, and running sneakers. He didn't have any difficulties getting the suit on and the socks but getting the sneakers on did prove to be difficult. The most difficult was getting the tie on. After getting ready for his first day of Mahora, He have finally gotten out of the resort.
(Flashback end)
"At least she haven't ordered me around yet," thought Sasuke.
"Sasuke go get me my bag from my room," ordered Eva.
"I spoke too soon," thought Sasuke.
"Why do I have to get your bag for you," asked an annoyed Sasuke?
"Your my servant and I'm your master," answered a bored Eva, "that is unless you want me to tell Chachamaru to shock you."
Sasuke sighed and started to walk up the stairs.
"This is going to be a long day," thought a depressed Sasuke.
(Back to Naruto)
Naruto had finished eating and put his dishes into the sink. He then started to walk to the door. When he was half way there, two arms wrap around his chest and felt that someone's assets pressing against his back. Naruto stopped and sighed quietly then turn his head around to see it was Haruna.
"Where are you going huh Naruto-kun," asked Haruna?
"I was going to the school because the dean told me to go over there early today," answered Naruto.
"Why did he asked you to do that," asked a very curious Haruna?
"I really don't know Haruna," lied Naruto.
"You know," said Haruna, "you can call me Paru, Naruto-kun."
"I'll keep that in mind Paru," said Naruto, "now can you let me go?"
"Nope," answered a smiling Haruna.
Naruto sighed and saw Yue behind Haruna. He also saw a book in her hand and he was thinking of what she going to do with that book. His question was answered by Yue hitting Haruna on the head with the said book. Haruna let go of Naruto and stared at Yue. Naruto taking this as a chance to escape by running to the door. He opened the door and ran right out while slamming the door behind him. Haruna look back after the door slammed and saw that Naruto wasn't there. She ran to the window and saw that he was already running for the school. She continues to watch Naruto run which was very short.
"Wow he's a very fast runner," thought Haruna.
(Forty-five minutes later: Dean office)
Naruto was sitting on one of the couch that is in the room. He had got here fifteen minutes ago and been waiting for Sasuke to show up. Naruto was now wishing that he shouldn't have tricked Sasuke into helping with 2-A. He looked at the dean and saw that he had fell asleep. He was starting to feel an urge to read one of the books that is on the shelves in the room, but that urge was stopped by the doors opening to show Eva, Chachamaru, and a Sasuke wearing a suit. They walked in with Eva in front of the other to who walked beside each other. Sasuke closed the two doors and looked at Naruto with a face that have regret on it. Naruto stood up from the couch and looked at the still sleeping dean. He smiled and walked near the desk. Eva and somehow Sasuke were smirking of what the spiky hair blonde was going to do.
"OI WAKE UP OLD MAN," yelled Naruto.
The dean wake up and look around and saw Naruto standing near his desk along with Eva, Sasuke, and Chachamaru standing in the middle of the room. He started to chuckle as if he found something funny. Eva was getting annoyed by that and turn around.
"I brought the boy here," said Eva, "I'm going to head to the classroom since I was to only bring my new servant here for his first day."
Sasuke got a tick mark from what Eva said about him being her servant for a second time. Eva started to walk to the doors and Chachamaru following being her. Chachamaru went to the right door and opened it for Eva to walk out of. Once Eva had walked out of the room, Chachamaru walked out and closed the door behind herself. Naruto was looking at Sasuke, who had made his face expression blank. He then look at the dean.
"So do you want me to bring Sasuke down to the classroom after all the students have settled into their class," asked Naruto.
"I think that a good idea," answered the dean.
"So what is the students in 2-A like," asked Sasuke.
"You can say that they are energetic," answer the dean.
"That is with just some of them," stated Naruto.
"What happened to you when you first got here," asked a very bored Naruto.
"I thought that Eva-chan told you about that," said Naruto.
"She told me that you and a red hair ten year old brat got some of the class making you answer questions with being surrounded by them."
"Yeah that did happen and along with some other things," said Naruto while scratching his right cheek.
"What other things," asked a curious Sasuke.
"Let see there was Negi sneezing and making Asuna-chan's clothes stripped off her," answered Naruto.
"Eva said that happened the other day," said Sasuke.
"Yeah but this one was when Negi first got here," said Naruto.
"Let me guess she got angry," asked Sasuke.
"Yes, but not as much when she was told that her and her roommate Konoka-chan have to share their room with him," answered Naruto.
"Any thing else," asked Sasuke.
"There Asuna trying to hit Negi in the head with eraser pieces, both her and Class prep started a fight, Nodoka falling of a set of stairs with books falling along side her which Negi saved her while I caught all the books," Answered Naruto then he pause very shortly and continued, "the class through a welcome party for me and Negi."
"Okay, but what was with that slight pause that you did," asked Sasuke.
"What slight pause," lied Naruto.
"There was something else before the welcome party," said Sasuke.
"No, there wasn't."
"Your lying baka."
"No, I'm not Teme!"
"Yes, you are baka!"
"Oh look at that its almost time for class to start," said Naruto.
"Don't go trying to change the subject...," Said an interrupted Sasuke as Naruto ran to the door while grabbing Sasuke's collar.
Before the dean could say anything, Naruto opened one of the doors and ran right out with Sasuke grabbing on to the door so it can closed behind them. The dean just chuckled at Naruto's quick action. Both Naruto and Sasuke are now half way to class 2-A's room. Naruto slowed down to a stop and let go of Sasuke's collar. Sasuke look right at Naruto with eyes that says 'I'll murder you in your sleep if you do that again.' Naruto shrugged it off and started to speak.
"Your right, there is two things that happened," said Naruto.
"Like what," asked a bored Sasuke.
"First off I found out that the pervy-sage is alive thanks to kami by sending him here," answered Naruto.
"I don't believe you," said Sasuke.
"Didn't you hear any perverted chuckling or giggling with in the Eva-chan's resort," asked Naruto.
"Wait that was him," asked a surprised Sasuke.
"Yeah, that was him," answered Naruto with a scrawl on his face, " and second, both mine and Negi's secrets were found out."
"On the first day of your working here, you were found out by someone," asked Sasuke.
"Yeah by one of our students," said Naruto.
"Which one found out baka?"
Naruto handed Sasuke a very thin notebook. He took it and opened it up to see pictures with names in the notebook. He even saw Eva and Chachamaru's picture and names on it.
"The is your class roster of class 2-A," said Naruto, "and the one that found out was Asuna Kagurazaka who had promised to not tell anyone our secret."
"Why am I feeling that this isn't going to be easy," asked Sasuke.
"I think that maybe because all of them are one or two years younger than us," answered Naruto.
"I'm amazed that your still alive," mocked Sasuke.
"At least I did get stuck in a block of ice," said Naruto.
"You had to bring that up baka," asked Sasuke.
"Yes, and we should stop talking and standing here," said Naruto.
"Let just get this over with," said Sasuke.
Naruto started to walking to the class with Sasuke walking behind him. During the walk, it was very silence much to Sasuke's enjoyment. As they got closer to the classroom, Sasuke could hear someone talking. They had finally stopped at a door, Naruto just simply opened the door. Naruto walked in and Sasuke just stand next to the door on the other side.
"Naruto-nii-san where have you been," asked Negi.
"I thought Yue, Nodoka, or Paru told you where I was," asked a confused Naruto.
One minute the room was dead silence, the next only half of the 2-A yelled, "Your rooming with those three!" Naruto just nodded his head and saw some of 2-A were now glaring at a grinning Haruna. He sighed and then smiled. He walked to the front of the room leaving the door opened. When he reached the front and stand toward the front. Naruto stamped his foot to get everyones attention.
"The answer of where I was, is that I was at the dean's office," said Naruto.
"Why were you at the dean's office whiskers," asked Asuna.
Naruto swear that he heard Sasuke snickered at the nickname that Asuna had gave him. "The dean wanted me to meet the second teacher assistant of 2-A," answered Naruto.
"We're getting another one," asked the twins and cheerleader trio in union.
"Yes, and he's even one of my friends from where I lived," answered Naruto.
"Naruto-nii-san how come dean-san didn't tell me about this," asked a confused Negi while Naruto turn around to look at him.
"Oh the old man wanted to let me see your surprised face Negi," answered Naruto while Negi just sweat dropped at the answer.
"So Naruto-sensei where is your friend," asked Asakura.
Naruto turned around and looked at Asakura. He smiled and answered, "he's right at the door."
As if on queer, Sasuke walked into to the room and closed the door behind him. He continued to walk until he stopped right next to Naruto who was still smiling. Sasuke turn around to face the students of 2-A. He looked at all of their faces and saw both Eva and Chachamaru in the back. He was surprised that he was surrounded by them yet. Naruto and Negi moved away from the Uchiha without him knowing that was until Sasuke look behind him and then beside him and to see Naruto and a kid with red hair standing at a closed window. He looked back to 2-A along with just the time when some of them talked him and asking him questions.
"How old are you?"
"What's your name?"
"Where did you come from?"
"Do you have a girlfriend?"
Naruto was laughing on the inside with Kyubi who was also laughing. Negi just stared at the girls that they did to both him and Naruto on their first day. Naruto saw Sasuke looking at him with a slightly frighten face. Naruto sighed and walked up to the pile.
"Um, girls if you get off of him and return to your seats then he be able to answered your questions," asked a very polite Naruto.
They all looked at Naruto and then stand. They went to their seats and when they all sat down, Naruto help Sasuke to stand up. Sasuke check that he was still in one piece which he is and found that the suit wasn't damaged or messed up much to his amazement. He look at the class and sighed.
"My name is Sasuke Uchiha and I'm going to be class 2-A's second teacher assistant," said Sasuke, "can anyone please tell me the questions again?"
Like a flash Asakura was in front of both Naruto and Sasuke. Both of the boys blinked and thought how fast can Asakura move. Naruto chuckled a little bit at Asakura holding up a microphone in front of Sasuke's face.
"Hi, I'm Asakura Kazumi class 2-A's news reporter," greeted Asakura.
"Hn," greeted Sasuke in his own way.
"Okay, first question how old are you," asked Asakura.
"16," answered Sasuke.
"Where did you come from?"
"I come from place as Naruto."
"Okay now the boring stuff is done," said Asakura, "Do you have a girlfriend?"
"Don't say no Sasuke don't say no," thought Naruto.
"If he does ask him to put you in his will when he die," said Kyubi.
"Not funny fur ball."
"I don't have a girlfriend at the moment," answered Sasuke.
"He die/He doomed," thought both Naruto and Kyubi.
"Is they anymore questions," asked Naruto.
Naruto, Negi, and Sasuke saw a hand raised in the back. The hand belonged to a tanned skin girl with white hair and a tear drop painted on her face.
"What is your question Zazie right," asked Naruto.
"..."
"My hair as always been like this," answered Sasuke much to everyones shock including Zazie.
"..."
"Yeah I know he can be a little emoish," answered Naruto.
"..."
"Yeah we can understand you Zazie," answered Naruto.
"..."
"I'm not going to answer that one," said Naruto.
"Neither am I," said a little upset Sasuke.
"Um, Naruto-nii-san what did Zazie asked," asked Negi.
Naruto look over to Negi and answered, "she wanted to know how many people had called Sasuke duck head back at where we come from."
All three of them hear giggles in the room. Naruto and Sasuke sighed.
"All of you please forget what I just said," asked Naruto.
"Maybe we won't Naruto-sensei," said Fuuka.
"And maybe I won't pull a prank on you while your sleeping Fuuka," said a smirking Naruto.
"Umm, what did you say about Zazie's question," asked a now scared Fuuka.
"That much better," said Naruto who is still smirking.
"Yep, he's Evangeline godson," thought Sasuke.
"I think thats enough questions for today," said Sasuke.
Everyone nodded and Asakura went back to her seat. Naruto went to the window and sat in the chair, Sasuke went over to the back and leaned on the wall behind Eva, and Negi went back to teaching the class. Sasuke closed his eyes so he can get some more sleep. Naruto had pulled out a book and started reading. Through out the day, Naruto had continued reading and Sasuke was slightly sleeping and waking up to the bell. When school over, Naruto was walking with Eva, Chachamaru, and Sasuke to Eva's cottage. Naruto had told Yue, Nodoka, and Haruna that he will be with Eva at her cottage for a few hour. Yue and Nodoka had to get Haruna off of Naruto's arm and legs. Much to Sasuke's amusement to see Naruto pushing Haruna off but that was cut short when he felt some weigh on his right side of his waist. He looked down and saw Zazie with her arms wrap around his waist along with her legs wrap around his leg. Sasuke panicked and started to try to push her off. Chachamaru came over to Sasuke and started helping him with his problem. It took an hour to get both Haruna and Zazie off Naruto and Sasuke, who ran right out of the school right after the two girls were off them. Who knew that those two girls have such strong grip. Now back to where we were at.
"Sasuke I think Zazie have a thing for you," said Naruto.
"Oh what gave that away," asked Sasuke in a sarcastic tone.
"I hope Eva-chan teach me how to freeze you teme," said Naruto.
"Like you can freeze me," said Sasuke.
"Either that your I put Zazie in your bed while you sleep," said Naruto.
After that come back, Sasuke instantly ran to the cottage. Naruto smirked at Sasuke's response along with Eva smirking at Naruto's wanting to learn how to use ice magic and at his come back. Chachamaru was now thinking that Eva's influence had started to affect Naruto. Our blonde hero look at Eva and started to speak.
"Eva-chan what are you going to teach me in the resort," asked Naruto.
"First you have to read up up about magic and and added bonus a book about pactio 101," answered Eva.
"Aw, I was hoping to learn magic without reading," whined Naruto.
"I'll even let you use you clones," said Eva in which Naruto smiled, "but only for the reading part."
"What will you have the teme do while me and my clones are reading," asked Naruto.
"I was thinking on having him try to get that pervert out of that room he been in," answered Eva.
"How long have he been in there?"
"Let see he appeared about a month ago inside the office of that old man," said Eva, "it he was later been forced to be stuck inside the resort the week before you come here."
"YOU MEAN THAT HE BEEN IN THERE FOR TWO WEEKS," yelled Naruto.
"Yes, and he been keeping himself busy by trying to write his books from your world," said Eva.
"..."
Eva look at him and saw a mixture of disappointed and regret.
"You have his books with you don't you," asked Eva.
Naruto just nodded his head with a frown on his face. Eva rise a brow at why is he frowning about that fact. She shook her head and look back toward the path that leads to her cottage. After that, Naruto was silence for the rest of the walk with frown on his face. When there got to cottage, they find Sasuke lying on the roof with his eyes closed.
"I think he's sleeping again," said Naruto.
"No, he's just waiting for us," said Chachamaru.
they waited for him to get up, but he didn't even lift a finger. Chachamaru looked at Naruto and saw that he have a small rock in his hand. She was about to asked about the rock, when he throw the rock at Sasuke's head which work him up and lost balance which he rolled off the roof but quickly landed on his feet. Sasuke quickly gave Naruto a cold glare in which he shrugged off. All four of them walked to the door of the cottage. Chachamaru opened the door and Eva walked inside and followed in after her was Chachamaru, Naruto, and Sasuke with in that order. Sasuke closed the door behind him, while Eva and Naruto sat at the table and Chachamaru to go make them tea. Sasuke sat down next to Eva and put his head down on the table. Naruto just looked at him.
"Hey teme I did tell you that class 2-A was was energetic," said Naruto.
Sasuke lifted his head up and looked at Naruto then said, "I thought that you were trying to pull a prank on me baka."
"I can't be a prankster all the time," said Naruto, "by the way what happened to you when they surrounded you?
"I think one of them tried to slip her hand into under my shirt," said Sasuke while getting a shiver going down his back.
(In the dorms)
"Achoo."
"Are you all right Yuna," asked Makie.
"Yeah I'm fine Makie," answered Yuna.
(Back to Eva's cottage)
"That happened to me too but with my pants," said Naruto while a shiver went down his back as well.
(Else where in the dorms)
"Achoo!"
"Are you okay Paru," asked Yue.
"Yep, I'm fine and I think someone talking about me," answered Haruna.
(Back to Eva's cottage again)
"It seem some of class 2-A is kinda perverted," said Naruto.
"Your just finding that out," asked a disappointed Eva.
"No, on the first day I got it," answered Naruto, "at least their not at pervy-sage's level of pervertedness."
"What about my pervertedness you brat," asked a very familiar voice.
All three them looked at the window that was near the door of the cottage and found Jiraiya coming through the now open window. Very much to Naruto's surprised, Jiraiya wasn't wearing his usual clothes that Naruto have seen him wear. Jiraiya is wearing a red shirt with a kanji for oil on the front, an grey-green open jacket over the red shirt, grey-green jeans pants, and red and white running sneakers. In his hand was a bag full of vegetables and meat. Sasuke and Naruto blinked. Naruto stood up and pointed at Jiraiya.
"I THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE IN STILL IN THE RESORT," shouted Naruto.
Jiraiya pretended to check if he can still hear and said, "I can't stay in the resort forever and I do still need to eat you brat."
"Pervy-sage, Eva-chan told me that you were keeping yourself busy by trying to rewrite your books," said Naruto.
"Yeah I'm although its hard to remember how they were written," said Jiraiya.
Naruto put his hand into his pocket and pulled out a scroll. The said scroll was then thrown to Jiraiya how caught it before it how made contact with his head. Jiraiya smirked and was about to about something when a shoe had made contacted with his face. The said shoe was Eva's who was looking at Naruto with a confused look because she remember that she left her shoes at near the door. Jiraiya is now on the floor and out cold from the shoe that was thrown at his face.
"That's your answer of your question if I had read your perverted books," said Naruto.
As if reading Eva's mind, Sasuke stood up and walked over to the out cold form of Jiraiya. He picked him up firemen style and put Jiraiya on the couch. He then grabbed the bag that Jiraiya have and went into the kitchen. While at the same time, Chachamaru had poured the now hot tea into cups and walked out of the kitchen. Good thing Sasuke was only a minute before Chachamaru had walked out or he would have all the tea spilled all over him, in which he would be burn by the hot tea. Eva and Naruto had some sips from their tea and had started to talk about what days he will be learning about magic and days of when he will be training inside the resort. Sasuke had gotten back from putting Jiraiya's food away in their proper places. He sat back down next to Eva and took a sip from his tea.
"By the way Eva-chan,"said Naruto.
"What is it."
"When are to going to make Chachamaru and Sasuke go out and get him some clothes?"
"I was planning on that until next week."
"Oh okay, but what are you going to do with the pervy-sage?"
"Tie him up and make him tell me what I want to know even," answered Eva, "even if I have to threaten him into telling me."
"What kind of threat are you going to make," asked both Naruto and Sasuke.
"I'll freeze the most important part of the male body and make it turn blue," answered Eva with a little venom into her saying.
"That is evil," said a impressed Sasuke.
"I was think of freezing his whole lower half to the point of it dying," said Naruto.
Eva and Sasuke look at Naruto with questionable looks.
"Hey he didn't tell me that he was my godfather," said Naruto.
"I'm just amazed that you can be evil just like me," said a smirking Eva.
"I'm just surprised that Evangeline didn't think of it," said Sasuke.
After the comment or in Eva's case insult, Sasuke is now being choked by Chachamaru who was ordered by a angry Eva. Eva learned that Uchihas don't learn their lesson on the first time around. Chachamaru continued to choke the Uchiha that was Eva had ordered her to let go of him. When he was let go, Sasuke moved over to the seat that is next to Naruto. After all that, they all drank their tea in silence. Naruto looked out and saw that it was sun set. Naruto looked back at Eva and stood up.
"Seem like I have to go now," said Naruto.
"Okay, bring him with you" said Eva while pointing at Sasuke.
Sasuke looked at Eva and asked, "why do I have to go with the baka."
"Because you need a bath which is in the dorms," answered a bored Eva.
Sasuke couldn't argue with her about that. He just stood up and found that Chachamaru standing at the door with a duffle bag in her hands. Sasuke just grumbled and walked to the door. Naruto followed after him. When they got to the door, both of them put on their shoes and Naruto was the first one to be out of the door. Sasuke was just followed him out of the door with the duffle bag in hand and Chachamaru closed the door behind him. The two had started to walk to the dorms.
(Girls dorms at night)
Naruto and Sasuke is walking in the hallway that leads to Asuna, Konoka, and Negi's room. Before that, they stopped at the room that Naruto is staying in. Naruto found that the three girls wasn't in there at all, so he just picked up the things he'll need for the bath. Naruto was hoping to asked one of them to show him and Sasuke to the bathes but it seem that he won't be able to ask them. Right now, our two shinobies are standing at the door of Asuna, Konoka, and Negi's room. Naruto was about to knock at the door when his minor danger sense started acting up. So he moved to the right side of the door and pulled Sasuke with him and just in time before the door swung open and Ayaka, Yue, Nodoka, and Haruna was what liked look being kicked out. Both thinking fast on their feet, Naruto and Sasuke ran in so fast that no one notice them coming in. When Asuna closed the door and turn around but to see Naruto and Sasuke sitting on the couch.
"How did you two get in here," yelled Asuna.
The other two companies in the room turn toward the couch and saw the two sitting there.
"Naruto-kun Sasuke-san what are you doing here," asked a confused Konoka.
"We wanted to know if one of you can show us where the baths are," answered Sasuke in a polite tone.
"Oh then why don't I give you two a map," said Konoka.
"You'll really do that for us," asked Naruto.
Konoka giggled and said, "Well of cause, we can't have our other two sensei getting lost in the dorms."
"Thank you Konoka-chan," said a smiling Naruto.
"Your welcome."
Konoka went to the desk and open a drawer. She pulled out a folded paper and closed the drawer, then walked to the two who are still sitting on the couch. Konoka handed Naruto the folded paper which he took. Naruto unfolded the paper and saw that it was the map of the dorm. He looked at the map closely and found that all of 2-A live on the same floor of the dorms.
"I didn't all of 2-A live on this floor," said Naruto.
"Well, this is a boarding school after all," said Asuna, "The second years live on both the fifth and sixth floor."
"Now I know that we have to be careful on this floor," said Naruto while looking at Sasuke who was also looking at the map.
Konoka was about to ask something, but Naruto gave the map to Sasuke and got up. He walked over to Negi and sniffed his head. Naruto then look at Asuna and asked, "Asuna do you mind coming over here and sniff Negi?"
"I don't mind," answered Asuna.
Asuna walked over to the two and sniffed Negi while Naruto hold him still. Naruto notice Asuna's face turned into a suspicious look. When she finished sniffing Negi, she and Naruto who let go of Negi stood up. Asuna folded her arms over her chest.
"You smell all sweaty," said Asuna.
"Negi have you taken a bath yet,"Asked Naruto. Everyone was now looking at the embarrassed Negi.
"I've been busy with a lot of things since I arrived in Japan," answered Negi.
"Then you need to go to the baths," said Asuna.
Naruto was now seeing Negi being embarrassed. He able to know is because that, Negi is toying with his fingers.
"But why do I need to," started Negi and then started whispering to where no one and hear him. Naruto wasn't the only one looking at him. Konoka come over to him and put her eye near him so he can whisper in to.
"What," asked Konoka, "eh, you hate baths."
"He's surpposed to be the teacher of class 2-A," thought Sasuke.
Naruto and Sasuke are noe looking at a angry Asuna grabbing Negi's shirt collar.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY," yelled Asuna, "YOU LITTLE BRAT!"
"WAAAH!"
The next thing they see Asuna putting on a jacket and grabbing her bath things along with a swimming suit. Naruto was amazed that she didn't let go of Negi's shirt collar. while she was at ur and heading to the door, Sasuke was there with the door opened. Asuna simply walked out the door and start walking toward the baths.
"COME WITH ME," yelled a still mad Asuna, "I'LL WASH YOU MYSELF!"
Naruto walked out and turn to Konoka.
"Thanks again Konoka-chan."
"Yeah thanks Konoka-san," said Sasuke.
"Your welcome Naruto-kun and Sasuke-san," said a smiling Konoka.
Naruto and Sasuke run after Asuna and Negi.
"Asuna-chan wait up we're coming with you," shouted Naruto.
The three walked in silence while Negi is whimpering. Naruto and Sasuke is staying quite so that they don't be on the ending of her wrath. When the got to the baths, Naruto and Sasuke changed out of their clothes and changed into swimming trunks. Asuna had change into her swimming suit and already started to try to take Negi's clothes off. Which is proving to be hard to do when the kid is moving.
"Stop," yelled Negi.
"What are you embarrassed about," asked Asuna, "You're just a kid!"
"Come on take those clothes off," yelled Asuna.
After she had got all of his clothes off, she walked and and throw the poor kid into the water. Naruto and Sasuke walked after they heard a splashed. When they walked out, they saw a giant bath with a tropical theme. When Negi reached the surface of the water and looked around. All three boys yelled in union, "What is this?"
"It's the pride of our dorm," said Asuna, "our giant bath!"
Sasuke got over his amazement and walk over to the shower heads and turn on on. He looked at Naruto and saw that he was still looking around with awe. He shruged his shoulders and went to washing himself. Naruto was snapped out of his awe when he saw Negi running from Asuna in the water.
"Hey, stop right there," yelled Asuna.
"I-I can wash myself," yelled Negi.
Naruto just shaked his head and went off to wash himself as well. Naruto just know that Asuna will caught Negi and wash him. After a few minutes, both Sasuke and Naruto had finished washing themselves and are now relaxing in the large pool. Asuna is washing Negi's hair. Naruto and Sasuke was listening in on them.
"Come on close your eyes," told Asuna.
"Sheesh, you can't even wash your own hair," said Asuna, "Are you sure you're even ten years old?"
"Yes, under kazoe I'm ten years old," answered Negi.
"Ten years old under kazoe," said Asuna to herself, "then you're only NINE YEARS OLD!"
Naruto and Sasuke was now having trouble holding in the laugh.
"YOU JUST GET MORE AND MORE CHILDISH," yelled a mad Asuna while scrubbing Negi's hair very hard.
"AH,OW OW OW OW," cried Negi.
After that both Naruto and Sasuke stopped listening in on their conferation. Sasuke started a small conferation with Naruto.
"Naruto is there any place that is far from here," asked Sasuke.
"Well, there library island," answered Naruto.
"What is library island," asked a now curioused Sasuke.
"It's a big library that is in located in the middle of the lake," answered Naruto, "its so big that no one really know how big it is."
"Is it bigger than the one back a Konoha," asked Sasuke.
"The one in Konoha is very paled compared to that," answered Naruto, "its the largest library in the world."
"Maybe I should asked Chachamaru to bring me there while I'm here," said Sasuke.
"But the first time I went there," said Naruto, "I felt two energies deep down the library."
"What two energies," asked Sasuke.
"One of the felt like chakra but it was too faint to sense," answered Naruto, "the other one I couldn't really tell what it is."
"Maybe Evangeline know what the other one is," said Sasuke.
"Yeah your right," said Naruto, "so what do you think about this place?"
"As long as 2-A doesn't try to that same stunt on me again," said Sasuke, "beside that, this place is well."
Naruto started to hear chatter coming towarded the baths. Naruto was about to asked until Asuna yelled in a whisper loud enough to be heard by the three males.
"T-This is bad, someone else is here," loudly whispered Asuna, "they're starting earlier than usual!"
"EH, this is not good," whispered Negi, "if they see all of us together, there might be a misunderstanding!"
"Let just hide," whispered Sasuke.
Both Asuna and Negi looked over to Sasuke and saw no Naruto next to him. Sasuke ignored it and quickly swamed to the other side of the bath then got out of the water so he can hide in the bushes. Asuna and Negi just blinked but got over it and went to hide in the water and cover themselves with a big leaf. When Sasuke got behind the bush, he found a frighten Naruto. Sasuke was about to asked when he heard someone's voice.
"Just was Negi-sensei doing in that violent vicous Asuna-san room," asked the voice, "and Naruto-sensei in your room Paru?"
Sasuke looked through the leaves of the bush and started to blush. Naruto look over at Sasuke and saw him blushing. Sasuke Uchiha the one who never blush easily in his life is blushing! Naruto look throught the bush and saw what made Sasuke blush. What Sasuke and Naruto is now see is Ayaka, Haruna, Yue, Nodoka, and Konoka naked. Naruto had no control of his blush but he was doing his best to stop his nose bleed.
"That because of my grandfather told him to," ansered Konoka.
"Yeah he did the same with Naruto-kun," said Haruna.
"Dean-sensei said that," asked Ayaka.
"Maybe we should asked Konoka's grandfather to let Negi-sensei in our room," said Haruna, what do you think Nodoka?
"EH," said Nodoka.
"What," questioned Ayaka.
"What the heck are those girls/guys talking about," thought Naruto, Sasuke, and Asuna.
"You can't just decide that by yourselves," yelled Ayaka, "I think that someone else is more suitable to live with Negi-sensei and give him a wonderful upbringing!"
"Upbringing," questioned Asuna in her head.
"That's just plain non-sense," thought Sasuke.
"Okay that is just non-sense," thought Naruto.
"I bet even that girl Makie can make better sense," thought Kyubi.
"No matter how much of a genius Negi-sensei is, he still just a boy," explained Ayaka, "sensei needs a motherly figure of full tolerance to take care of his daily needs."
"Okay that one really made sense," thought Naruto.
Naruto look at Sasuke and saw that he was still looking. He punched Sasuke's arm who turned arounded and looked at Naruto.
"Sasuke we need to get out of here before we get caught," whispered Naruto.
"I hate to admit it but your right," whispered Sasuke.
"We better go now that their distracted," whispered Naruto.
Sasuke just nodded and the two of them was about to sneak away when a yelled stopped them. In which they went back to looking through the bushes. They had almost gotten an major nose bleed from what their seeing right now which was the rest of the 2-A (excpted Chachamaru). Both Sasuke and Naruto wiped their nose bleeds. Sasuke looked and saw Asuna getting out of the water. He quickly actived his sharingan to see what will happened which he didn't like so he grabbed Naruto's arm and threw Naruto into the air. When Asuna and Negi was running to the exit, but they triped. Right before they fell to the floor, Sasuke appeared next to them and grabbed them then disappeared. Ayaka thought she heard a sound so she turn around and saw nothing or anyone there. She turn back just in time to hear a splashed coming from the big bath. Everyone looked and saw a familier spiky blonde hair. Naruto was floating on his stomach, that was until he decided to turn over and stand up. When he open his eyes, he saw that he is now standing in the infront of the girls in 2-A. All of 2-A were looking at their half naked blonde assistant. Some of the girls were blushing at his well built body and one having a hungry look which was Haruna.
"Umm, Naruto-sensei why are you here," asked a blushing Ako.
"I was taking a bath and I guessed that I fallen asleep," lied Naruto.
"Then what was that splashed," asked Setsuna.
"I think my head must of made me lean forward and making that splash," answered Naruto, " now if you all excused me, I'll take my leave now."
Naruto was walking toward the door, until he felt someone pulled him back. Which ended with him falling back into the water. He looked around and then quickly looked away when he found out that it was Haruna.
"Now Naruto-kun we can't have you leaving so soon," said Haruna.
"Um, Haruna I really should be leaving now," said Naruto.
Before Haruna said anything, Naruto gotten up and ran for the exit. When he was out of the baths, Some of the girls was glaring at Haruna. In Naruto's mind he was making a plan to get back at Sasuke. And He just founded the perfect way to do it.
Omake 1: Sasuke's explaintion
After Sasuke, Asuna, and Negi had change and is in Asuna, Konoka, and Negi's room. All three of them were sitting at the table. Asuna was looking at Sasuke with a heated glare which look like it not having any effect on him. Negi was getting nervous because he was thinking that the two might start fighting. So he asked a question.
"Um, Sasuke-san are you also a shinobi like Naruto-nii-san," asked Negi.
"Yes, I am," answered Sasuke in a bored tone.
"Well that explains so much," said Asuna in a sarcastic tone.
Sasuke glared at Asuna with his sharingan. Both Negi and Asuna saw Sasuke's eyes changed and freaked out. Which involved Negi to hide behind Asuna and the said girl had her eyes wide.
"W...W..What happened to your eyes," asked a scared Asuna.
Sasuke sighed and answered, "this is my kekkei genkai."
"kecei what," asked Asuna.
"Its kekkei genkai which is also known as bloodline limit," answered Sasuke.
Asuna just tiled his head and Negi is just as confused as Asuna.
"Its a abilities that runs through the blood of my family," said Sasuke.
"Oh now I get it," said Asuna.
Negi looked like he understand too.
"Sasuke-san can you can you explain more about ur kekkei genkai can do," asked Negi.
"Sure Negi-san," said Sasuke while he deactived his sharingan.
During the explaintion, Sasuke had to explain to Asuna in terms that she can understand better which wasn't hard because of Naruto. Negi seem understand the normal terms that Sasuke explain, but Sasuke spent the rest explaining Asuna in her terms which spent almost the time when Konoka arrived.
"That all I can explain in the most smiplest terms for you to understand Asuna," said Sasuke.
"Okay okay I get it," said Asuna.
"Now that you understand," said Sasuke, "I'm going to get going."
Before Asuna and Negi said their goodbyes, Sasuke disappeared from sight. Both Negi and Asuna wants to know if Naruto can do that too.
Omake 2: Naruto's prank for Negi
While everyone in the dorm were sleeping in their beds, Naruto was setting up his traps. His traps consited with balloons, red paint, blue paint, orange paints and feathers along with a sign that says 'this is payback Negi-baka.' Naruto had filled the balloons with the color paints and feathers. He even put up swing shots to make the bolloon filled paints to fly at Negi when he go by. Good thing that this Naruto was just a clone because the real one was going to his new room to see his new roommates that he have to be living with and be sleeping.
"How come I have to do this for the boss," grumbled Naruto's clone.
He been putting up the traps and making sure that he don't set them off. It nearing five o'clock and the Naruto clone was finishing up the last trap in the hall of that leads to the room of Asuna, Konoka, and Negi. When the trap was finished, the door opened and closed. He turn around to see Asuna standing at the closed door of her room and staring at him.
"Hey Asuna-chan," greeted Naruto.
"What are you doing whiskers," asked Asuna while walking toward him.
"I just finished setting up traps for Negi," answered Naruto.
"Why are you setting traps for," asked a confused Asuna.
"To get back at Negi for making that god damn love potion," answered a mad Naruto.
"Oh wait a minute how many traps do you have," asked Asuna.
"Let see I think seven or nine traps," answered Naruto.
"Wow you must really want to get back at Negi," said Asuna.
"Oh this is just a minor way to get back at Negi," said Naruto.
"What is a major way to get back," asked a curious Asuna.
"I would say putting Negi in the middle of the lake in a boat," answered Naruto, "with no way to get back to shore and leaving him with just his underwear."
Naruto looked at Asuna and saw a shocked face and then got over it by letting out a little giggle.
"That might be the best way I have ever heard whiskers," said Asuna.
"Um, thanks Asuna-chan but you can't use it on Ayaka."
"Oh come on please whiskers."
"No Asuna-chan and don't you have to get to your part-time job?"
"Your right whiskers," said Asuna, "but how am I going get through your traps?"
"Well, I could help you get throught the traps," said Naruto.
"I rither be carried on your back," said Asuna.
"Okay have it your way," said Naruto while turning around and croching down so he can carry her on his back.
"I was just kidding," enplained Asuna.
"Well, this way is faster to get through then walking," said Naruto.
Asuna grummbled but climbed on to his back. When Asuna was on, he stood up and run down the halls. Naruto continue to run and avoid setting off the traps that was set. This only lasted for one minute. When Naruto and Asuna gotten outside the dorms, Asuna got off his back but had a little trouble standing up straight. Naruto helped her get her balance.
"Thanks Whiskers," said Asuna.
"No problem Asuna-chan," said Naruto.
"Too bad I won't see your prank on Negi," said a slight depressed Asuna.
"I set one camera at the last trap to take a picture," said a foxy smiling Naruto.
"Make sure to give me a copy of the picture," said a smiling Asuna.
"Will do," said a still smiling Naruto.
"Well, I get going," Said Asuna, "bye whiskers."
"Bye Asuna-chan," said Naruto.
Asuna started to run, left the clone Naruto alone. When Asuna was out of sight, the clone Naruto went back inside so he be ready to get the camera and the picture.
(Time for Negi to go to the school)
Negi opened the door of the room and walked out. When he walked out of the door, he heard something flying toward him. He was about to turn around to see what is it, but he didn't have time to dodge the incoming balloon. Konoka heard a cry and then an following loud pop. She went to the still open door and saw a orange painted Negi. Konoka was having a very hard holding in a giggle fit at the sight that she is seeing. Negi blinked and not thinking logicly, ran down the halls. While he ran, he let off the traps that was set. The first trap was a ballon filled with orange paint, then the second traps that had a balloon filled with blue paint, then a balloon filled with red paint, and this is repeated over and over. When he is near the entrance, he slow down to a walk. Negi is now covered with orange, blue, and red paint. He thought that was the last, but when he walked into the area of the entrance. Three balloons filled with feathers was sent flying at him. One was coming from the right, one coming from the left, and one coming from the front. Before Negi knew it, he was now covered with feathers. He thought that he heard a slight click like sound. A sign fell down and it was tied to a rope that says 'this is payback Negi-baka' with a chibi Naruto smiling and holding up a peace sign. Konoka ran into the where Negi is and let a big giggle fit at the now feathered Negi. Unknown to them, in the shadows stood the Naruto clone who is holding a camera in his right hand and a picture of Negi being covered with feathers in his left hand with a big grin on his face.