Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Negima.
"Talking"
"Thinking'
Jutsu
Demon/Summon thinking
Chapter 5: After school session, Naruto's study session and experiment
Sasuke is sleeping peacefully and dreaming about furry, huggable, and cute bunnies. Nah just kidding, he's actually dreaming of torture Danzo's soul into nothingness. He was so into that dream, that he hasn't realized that he was holding on to something or someone. Unfortunately the dream ended, when an alarm clock went off. Sasuke was slowly waking up from his sleep. Then one thought came to mind.
"Wait, I don't remember having an annoying alarm clock in my room," thought Sasuke.
Sasuke slowly opened his eyes and getting his senses back on track. When his eyes were half lifted, he see something white on top of his chest. He thought that it was a pillow, he gave a squeeze from where his right hand is at. When his hand squeezed the area that it was at, the feeling was soft along with firm. Sasuke raised a brow at this and squeezed that area again and got a soft moan coming from the 'pillow.'
"Hold on pillows don't moan unless...I hope that I'm not in the same bed as Zazie," thought Sasuke.
When he fully woke up, what he saw was something that he wished that he hasn't thrown Naruto into the air to make a distraction for the girls that was washing up so they don't see himself, Asuna, and Negi but only Naruto. If anyone would see them right now, they see a wake up Sasuke and a sleeping Zazie in a perverted position. Both of their legs are tangled, Sasuke's right hand is on Zazie's left butt cheek, his left hand is around her waist, and her hands wrap around him like a big teddy bear. There also a fact that Zazie is half naked and Sasuke wearing only a pair of boxers along with a muscle shirt.
"How the hell did that baka do this while I'm sleeping," thought a mad Sasuke.
(Flashback: Nighttime at Eva's cottage)
Sasuke was poker with a now awake Jiraiya. So far Sasuke was winning. Jiraiya was losing all the money he has gotten from the dean for the week. Right now Jiraiya have only one yen left and he was willing to get his money back from the Uchiha. While the whole time that they were playing, Sasuke was wearing sunglasses to hide his eyes which have his sharingan active.
"Okay Sasuke I put down a straight flushed," said a grinning Jiraiya.
"Royal flush," said plainly Sasuke.
Jiraiya stood up from his seat and walked over to a wall. He then started to bang his head on the wall for losing all 8095 yens to the Uchiha. Sasuke was counting all of his winnings while smirking at Jiraiya's lose. The door of the cottage opened to show a dressed Eva coming back from the dorms baths. Eva sees Jiraiya banging his head on the wall and Sasuke happily counting his money. She closed the door behind her and walked to the couch. Chachamaru walked out of the kitchen and stopped Jiraiya banging his head on the wall that now have a Jiraiya size forehead dent.
"Chachamaru set up my game system for me," ordered Eva.
"Yes, Master," said Chachamaru.
Chachamaru went to set up the game system. Sasuke finished counting his winnings and put it way in his wallet. He then take off the sunglasses while his eyes are closed. He open his eyes to it normal look. Sasuke and Jiraiya looked at Eva who is still sitting at the couch.
"Where have you been Evangeline," asked Jiraiya?
"Thats none of your business you pervert," answered an annoyed Eva.
"He just want to get his mind off of losing all his money," said Sasuke.
"Oh, so he lost all his money to you boy," asked an interested Eva.
"Yes, he did," answered Sasuke, "I'm guessing that you want half of it."
"You guessed right," said Eva.
Sasuke sighed and stand up. He walked up to Eva and pulled out his wallet. Sasuke pull out his winnings out of his wallet and gave half of the winnings to Eva. After he put his money back onto his wallet then back into his pocket, they start hearing banging from across from the room. They look at who is making the banging and found that it was Jiraiya who was banging his head at the wall while saying something.
"I'll [bang] never [bang] play [bang] poker [bang] with [bang] that [bang] Uchiha [bang] ever [bang] again," said Jiraiya while banging his head into the wall.
"That is the number one rule of poker which is never play with a Uchiha," thought Sasuke.
"Stop banging you damn head on my god damn wall," yelled an angry Eva with an evil aura around her.
Jiraiya stopped banging his head into the wall, due to the feeling of the evil aura that is around Eva. Sasuke just stayed quite because he thinks that if he would say something, he would be frozen in a block of ice again. Jiraiya turned around and looked at a still angry Eva with an evil aura around her that promise much pain to come if he keep banging his head on a wall. After Eva had calmed down, Jiraiya just ran for the resort like his life depend on it.
"I really need to get that old man to let me kick the pervert out of my home," said Eva.
Sasuke is going to asked Eva a question that was in his head when he was making his way back to Eva's cabin.
"Evangeline I have a question about," Sasuke got interrupted by Eva.
"First off you my servant and thou you must addressed me as master," explained Eva.
"I, a Uchiha do not call anyone master even if they are a little girl vampire," said a slightly mad Sasuke.
"Chachamaru, please give this ungrateful mortal a shock," ordered Eva.
"Yes, master," said Chachamaru.
After Chachamaru had finished setting up that game system and gave Eva the controller, her right arm opened up to make a taser. Sasuke just looked at it and laughed.
"Hahahah is that thing supposed to hurt me," asked Sasuke while laughing.
Unknown to Sasuke, Chachamaru had put the taser on full power to make sure that it him. When she put the taser on his neck she turn on the power. Before Sasuke could mock it anymore, he started to feel pain.
"AGU STOP IT PLEASE," yelled/begged Sasuke.
"Only if you start calling me master," said Eva.
Sasuke thought it over but more quickly because he was still getting shocked by Chachamaru.
"AGU PLEASE MAKE HER STOP MASTER," yelled/begged Sasuke.
"That will be enough, Chachamaru."
"Yes, master."
Just like Eva commanded, Chachamaru had stop shocking Sasuke. When Sasuke stopped being shocked by Chachamaru's taser, He fell to his knees and try to catch his breath along with the sting pain to fade away. Eva just ignored his pain and played her game and Chachamaru just went somewhere else in the cottage. After a few minutes of stinging pain, Sasuke was able to stand again and look at Eva who was still playing her game.
"If you're going to asked me where you will be sleeping just go to the opened door," said Eva without looking away from her game.
Sasuke didn't say anything and start looking for the opened door in the cottage. It didn't take long for him to find it, well it only took a few seconds to find the open door. When he look into room, he saw Chachamaru cleaning in there and fixing up a bed for him to sleep on.
"At least I don't have to sleep on a chair or the couch," thought Sasuke.
Chachamaru had just finished cleaning and fixing the last part for Sasuke's bed and his room. She turn to the doorway to walk out but saw Sasuke standing at the door with his static face expression.
"Master must have told you where you're going to be sleeping," asked Chachamaru.
"No, she said to look for the door that is open," answered Sasuke.
Chachamaru just nodded and start walking to the door. Sasuke just simply move out of the way and let Chachamaru out so he can go inside the room. When he went inside he closed the door and look around the room. In the room there was a desk, a dresser, bookcase, a bed, and a night stand next to the bed with a lamp on top.
"If this work well for me then I might asked Kakashi to let me stay here for my rest of my life than in konoha," thought Sasuke.
Sasuke yawned and started to get ready for bed.
-Same time with Naruto-
Naruto was getting ready to get back Sasuke. Naruto is now dressed in a dark orange shirt with a black jacket over it, dark blue pants, dark red sneakers, and fingerless gloves. He walk to the window and made sure that Nodoka, Yue, and Haruna are still washing themselves. He opened the window and jumped out of it. He was very lucky that he jumped out before the three girls walked in to the room. Nodoka and Haruna didn't notice that the window is open.
"I thought that we had the window closed when we left for the bath," said Yue.
The other two looked and saw that the window is opened and Haruna walked to it then closed the window shut. Haruna looked around the place. Both Nodoka and Yue was confused and then realized that Naruto isn't in the room. Haruna walked back to them.
"I thought Naruto-kun went back to the room," Said a sad Haruna.
"Maybe the dean needed him for something," said Yue.
Haruna just pouted at the disappointment of Naruto having not in the room. Yue and Nodoka just shrugged and start getting dressed for bed. After a few more seconds, Haruna is now start getting ready for bed too.
-Back with Sasuke-
Sasuke is now in his boxers and in his undershirt. He yawned and sat on his bed while recalling the events that lead to this. Sasuke shakes his head and went under the covers. After a few seconds, he had fallen to sleep. He doesn't know what will happened to him in while he is asleep. After a few minutes, there was a knock at the door of the cottage. Chachamaru opened the door to find it was Naruto.
"Do you need anything Naruto-sama," asked Chachamaru.
"Yes, I do where is Sasuke," answered/asked Naruto.
"I believe he is sleeping right now in his room," answered Chachamaru.
"Thats good," said a smirking Naruto, "I need him asleep."
Chachamaru moved out of the way so that Naruto can come in. When he has gotten in, Chachamaru closed the door and walked up to the upper floor. Eva looked at Naruto and could tell he want pay back for something.
"Are you here to get some pay back," asked Eva.
Naruto look at Eva and smiled, but she saw a glimmer in his eye.
"Yes, and it include the teme being asleep," answered Naruto.
Eva just pointed at the door that was Sasuke's room. Naruto thanked her and walk to Sasuke's room door. When he was at the door, he open the door and found that Sasuke was indeed asleep to which Naruto smirked. He walked in and pick up Sasuke and put Sasuke over his shoulder and walked out.
"I'm amazed that Sasuke can be a deep sleeper," said Naruto.
"So why do you want pay back on him," asked Eva.
"Oh just to get back at him for something he did to me," answered Naruto.
Before Eva could get anymore answers out of the her godson, he suddenly disappeared. Eva blinked a few times and look at the spot that Naruto used to be and smirked.
"So he learned his father's jutsu," thought a smirking Eva.
-The dorms-
Naruto appeared at the dorms entrance on the inside and started walking up the stairs with a still sleeping Sasuke over his shoulder. He been walk for a few minutes and had finally arrived to where he wanted. He is now standing at the door and knocked on it. He knew that some of the girls are asleep and the others awake. It didn't take long for Naruto to wait because the door open to show Mana. Mana didn't looked all that surprised to see Naruto and a sleeping Sasuke over his shoulder.
"Is there I can do for you Naruto-sensei," asked Mana.
"Yeah you can," answered Naruto, "is Zazie awake?"
As if kami had answered his question, Zazie walked over to them. Naruto was about to say hi to Zazie, when she suddenly grabbed the sleeping Sasuke and looked at Naruto in the eyes.
"You want to know why I'm here with Sasuke over my shoulder," asked Naruto.
"...," Answered Zazie
"Well, I thought that you would want to sleep Sasuke tonight and I know he wouldn't agree," said Naruto, "so I waited until he was asleep."
"..."
"Your very welcome Zazie," said a smiling Naruto, "I'll see you two at class tomorrow."
With that Naruto took his leave. Mana closed the door and saw that Zazie is dragging Sasuke into her bed. She helped Zazie to put the sleeping Sasuke into her bed. After Mana helped Zazie with that, Zazie laid on top of him and quickly fallen asleep. Shortly after Mana turn out the lights then went to bed.
(Flashback ends)
"Why do I have to be a heavy sleeper," thought Sasuke, "how am I going get out of this mess?"
Just like kami had answered his question in a suffering way (for him). Zazie waked up from the alarm clock and look up at Sasuke. Sasuke saw that Zazie had a little smile graced her face. He thought that he was seeing things so he blinked three times and still saw that smile on her face.
"She look cute when she smiles," thought Sasuke, "what the hell am I thinking she a fangirl!"
They had stared at each other for three minutes until something fell from the ceiling then the whole room was covered with smoke. This waken up Mana, who went into the offense and pulled out her two pistols and jumped two the floor and looking around her. While Mana was doing that Zazie just got up from laying on Sasuke and then to the window. She then opened the window to let the smoke clear out. While this was going on, Sasuke chosen this distraction to get out of there before the smoke cleared. He slowly got out of the bed without Mana and Zazie knowing. Sasuke then used quick shunshin to get out of there. When the smoke was gone, both Mana and Zazie looked around their room and saw that Sasuke wasn't in the bed anymore. Zazie started searching for Sasuke through out her room and couldn't find him.
"Where did Sasuke-kun go to," thought Zazie?
-At the cottage-
Sasuke had appeared in his room and looked around the room and saw that there wasn't anything missing. But he did see some kind of note hanging on his door. He just simply take the note off his door and saw that it's a note that Naruto wrote and was right that he got back at him for the throwing and being left behind. Sasuke look at the back of the note and saw that he put a threat.
'If you do that ever again to me, then I'll ask Eva-chan to make you be a target for when she need to practice," says Naruto's note, "p.s. you might need to get ready for today teme."
Sasuke just sighed to himself and went to get ready for today.
-With Naruto-
Having to hear the alarm clock going off. Naruto mumbled about having to wake up. When Naruto waked up, he saw that sight of green hair on his chest again. Naruto just sighed and grab a near by book and lightly hit Haruna's head. When Haruna didn't wake up, he hit her again but a little harder than last time. The way Naruto only hit her head in a little hard, but to anyone else it looked like he hit Haruna's head hard. After that was done, Nodoka was nursing Haruna's now swallowed bump on the head while Naruto was apologizing for hitting her head too hard.
"Maybe next time Paru don't try to sleep with Naruto-sensei while he's sleeping," said Yue.
"Aww but it's so temping to sleep with our hot sensei," pouted Haruna.
"B-But you have to count h-how n-Naruto-sensei f-feel," said Nodoka.
"Not my fault he so tempting to sleep with," said Haruna.
While they were doing talking, our blonde hero was getting ready for the school day as is Sasuke on his part. After he had finished getting dressed, Naruto walked out of the bathroom but only to walk onto a site that he shouldn't have walked into which was he saw his three roommates in the middle of changing into their school uniform. Before any of them could say or scream, Naruto quickly ran back into the bathroom with a quick 'I'm sorry' while running into there.
"Oh this is so going to be fun," thought a smirking Haruna.
(Time skip: teacher lounge)
As Naruto and Sasuke walked into the teacher lounge, they see a depressed Negi sitting at his desk. Sasuke still being new to Mahora and this world, doesn't normally see little kids depressed. Naruto however have a feeling that he somehow made Asuna mad again. Both shinobi's walked over to Negi who was looking at his staff.
"Yo Negi, did you made Asuna angry today," asked our blonde hero.
Negi quickly look up at Naruto with a shocked look, while Sasuke look at him with a confused look on his face.
"H-how did you know Naruto-nii-san," asked Negi.
"Easy, you only get depressed whenever Asuna is angry at you," answered Naruto.
"Is it that really obvious?"
"After only two days of being here and one night sleeping in the same dorm room then yes it is that obvious," answered Naruto.
"All right what have you done with the dobe from my village," asked Sasuke.
"Hey, I can be very smart sometimes teme," said Naruto while glaring at Sasuke.
"Right, I'll believe you when a perverted little animal become a fan of your godfather work," said Sasuke.
(Somewhere unknown location)
"ACHOO, someone must be talking about me," said an ermine.
(Back to Naruto, Sasuke, and Negi)
"Negi, I'm sure that Asuna will get over being mad at you," said Naruto, " and beside you have to be strong to reach your goal right?"
"Your right, I have to do my best to reach my dream," said a now determine Negi.
"Seem the dobe finally grew up inside," thought Sasuke.
All three of them of didn't notice Shizuna had walked up to them, until she greeted them. When they turn to greet back to her, only Naruto and Negi greeted back to her while Sasuke just looked. Naruto made a quick introduction for both Sasuke and Shizuna. After that, Shizuna told all three of them about the after school list for 2-A that Takahata did last term. Negi told Shizuna that he and Naruto will do it, however Naruto had told them that he couldn't because he have something to do after school. Sasuke thought that he could get away from Eva by staying to help Negi, so he volunteered to take Naruto's place to help Negi. This had made Negi slightly nervous and he doesn't know the reason for it.
(After school)
We find our blond hero walking with Eva and Chachamaru toward Eva's cottage. Naruto decided to not talk to Eva at the moment because she is angry that one of her servants got out of being a target I mean training partner for Naruto. The spiky blond wasn't a complete fool to talk to a woman that are angry even if that woman is a vampire in a form of a little girl. So they just walked in silence until they reach the cottage. Naruto just hope that Negi is all right with Sasuke helping him with an after school session.
"What's the worse could happen with leaving Sasuke to help Negi?" thought Naruto?
-2-A Classroom-
Both Sasuke and Negi are standing in front of Yue, Asuna, Fei Ku, Makie, and Kaede. There was also Nodoka and Haruna in the room only waiting for Yue. Although Sasuke doesn't get why only two of the girls aren't dressed in their normal school uniform but just shrug it off as nothing.
"And so the 2-A's baka rangers have assembled," announced Yue.
"WHO'S A BAKA RANGER," yelled Asuna.
"That of hurt my ears if I didn't get used to loud yelling that Sakura always done in the past," thought Sasuke.
"So I don't study so what," said Asuna, "this school's just an escalator school anyway, it's not like I can't go to high school."
"She might be even dumber than Naruto back when he was a loud mouth brat," thought Sasuke.
"But Asuna, Takahata would be sad at how bad your English grade are," explained Negi.
Sasuke let out a little smile at Negi's little blackmailing Asuna, and her reaction to it even if he doesn't know who this Takamichi guy is. Little than he know, Kaede notice his smile and thought that it was nice to see he not unable to smile.
"F-Fine, I've got to do is take the class right," asked Asuna.
"Your right," answered Sasuke with a stoic face, "now go take a seat Asuna-San."
Asuna followed what Sasuke told her and took a random seat at a desk. When everyone that are doing for the after school session were seated, Negi explained their going to be doing while Sasuke hand out the tests to the girls that are failing.
-Back with Naruto-
The three of them had made it to the cottage and went into Eva's resort. Upon arriving in to the resort, they find Jiraiya sitting at a table writing on to sheets of papers. Naruto frowns thinking its a new righting writing for his ichi ichi series. Jiraiya stopped writing and got up from the chair to stretched. He then look over to Naruto, Chachamaru, and a slightly angry Eva. When looked at Eva, he gulped very hard and wave both of his arms in font of him.
"Evangeline don't freeze me I've finish up the last thing you asked me to do for you while your at school," said a frighten Jiraiya.
When they got over to him, Eva took the papers and looked over them. Naruto looked over her to see the what written on the paper. However he couldn't read the word at all. When Eva had finished looking over the paper she smirked and looked up Jiraiya.
"Your safe of now but I have something else to do later," said a smirking Eva.
Jiraiya not liking that smirk on her face ran as fast as he can to get away from Eva. Naruto just blinked as he watch Jiraiya run away quickly. Naruto was about to asked Eva what was that about, when Chachamaru pulled Naruto into the resort. Naruto followed her into a library with many books but not as many in library island. On a table were books, he guess those were for him to read and groaned at the numbers of book there are for him.
"Master told Jiraiya-San to gets books for you to read so she can be able to train you without explaining so much to you Naruto-sama," explained Chachamaru, "I'll also be teaching you how to speak and understand Latin, so you'll be able to say the spells and know what spell your opponent be using."
"All right and guessing that Eva doesn't want to wait very long I better use shadow clones to shorten the reading," said Naruto.
Just like he have said, he made a total of ten clones to help him. One of the clones went with Chachamaru, while the others went to read the books for him. He picked up a book that said pactio 101. He let his curious get the better of him and started reading it. After two hours of reading the book, he have a little blush on his face. Within the two hours, he finished the book and reread it to make sure he didn't misunderstand it.
"Okay, if I want a girl to be one of my partners then we have to kiss on the lips," thought Naruto while still having a little blush on his face, "and to make one with a boy, I have have to shake hand with blood on mine and the other, along with standing over a cycle for both pactios?"
Before Naruto could get anymore deeper thought about it, one of his clones dispelled itself so that the real Naruto and the rest of the clones knows what it finished reading. The clone just finished reading about the history of mana. Naruto just sighed because he still have to wait for the clone that Chachamaru took with her to teach Latin. He decided to do what one of his friends did back in the academy, he'll put his arms on the table, set his head on his arms, and sleep.
-With Sasuke and Negi-
"How did we have to chase after Asuna," thought an annoyed Sasuke?
Both Sasuke and Negi are chasing after Asuna who is by the look of it is embarrassed. Which been going on for the about an hour or two. If it wasn't the fact that he can't show his shinobi abilities, this could have ended faster. He surprised that no one noticing a ten year old boy riding bandaged staff that's flying above the ground. However it's a good thing that Asuna doesn't know that she been leading them away from public eyes. Although he decided still not show it just in case someone sees him. For Sasuke's answer, well it all started during the after school session.
(Flashback)
Sasuke was waiting for Asuna to finish her test so Negi can grade it although he already guess that it's a fail mark again. Only Negi, Asuna, and him are left in the room. Sasuke can clearly see Asuna getting frustrated from listening to Negi trying to help her get a better score. He was about to help out, a voice from outside an open window stopped him.
"Hey, how's it going in there Negi."
All three of the people that are in the room looked over to the window to see Takahata there, in which surprised Negi and Asuna while Sasuke just looked at the guy with his stoic face that he always have on.
"Oh Asuna-kun here as usual I see," said Takahata, don't give Negi-sensei and Sasuke-sensei too much trouble."
"Takahata-sensei that's not...I mean this is," said a very embarrassed Asuna.
While she was trying to explain herself, Takahata started to walk away while saying, "Well then, you three do your best now!"
After he was out of sight, Sasuke just sighed and look over to Asuna to only see that she was trembling. Negi was trying to make Asuna feel better by telling her to not take notice of Takahata. This however didn't work because she wasn't listening to Negi that much and run right out of the classroom. When she left the room, both Negi and Sasuke went to the door to call her to stop. When they got there they saw her running away really fast.
"She's fast," yelled surprised Negi.
"She could be a good shinobi if she was born in the leaf village," thought Sasuke.
After the little shock, Negi grab his staff and fly after Asuna and Sasuke running behind Negi.
(Flashback ends)
While Sasuke was remembering how this they ended up chasing after Asuna, he lost sight of them and where he was going. The only thing that brought him out of his thoughts was running into someone. Both of them fell to the ground but somehow Sasuke turn both of them around that he can cushion the person that he ran into fall. When he looked at the person that he ran into, he saw that it was none other than Zazie. Zazie looked up at him and lightly blushed seeing who ran into her, then she smiled at him.
"How much bad luck do I have today really," thought Sasuke.
"Could you please get off me now Zazie-San," asked Sasuke.
"..." Answered Zazie.
"What do you mean not until I say your name better?"
"..."
"How about this if you get off me I'll take you on a date," asked Sasuke.
"...," Answered a blushing Zazie.
After Zazie got off of Sasuke, he quickly got up and ran. However he didn't get very far, so when he looked down to his legs and found the reason he didn't get far. The reason was that, there was rope tied to his right leg and the other end was being hold by Zazie. Sasuke curse his luck even more and tried to untie the rope around his leg. Zazie pulled on the rope hard and made the other tighter and pull Sasuke's leg. Sasuke look at Zazie and one thing made clear that he wasn't going to get away from her that easily again.
"You want me to take you on the date that I promise today," asked Sasuke.
Sasuke just sighed and stand up. Zazie started walking and Sasuke followed her since he can't get out of this without blowing both Naruto and his cover.
-Back with Naruto-
Naruto wake up from his ramen eating nap and just in time to get the memories from the clone that was with Chachamaru. It took a while for him and his clones to sort the memories so that they don't disappear, but for the real Naruto it'll be memories overload. After that was done, his clone started reading the basic spells and some of the spells that Eva had made Jiraiya write down for him. After a whole two hours, the clones started disappearing one by one so that the real Naruto doesn't get a overload. When the last of the clones disappeared, the doors open to she Eva, Chachamaru, and a tied up Jiraiya. Naruto looked at them and smiled.
"I finished reading the books and spells u wanted me to do," said Naruto.
"That's good and now we're going to see which elements you can use," said Eva.
"Your a slave driver just like grandma Tsunade," whined Naruto.
"Naruto be careful what you say to her because she will freeze you in a block of ice," said Jiraiya.
"Let me guess she did that to you when you said the same thing to her," asked Naruto.
"Yes I did that to him and I can do the same thing to you if you talk like that again," Answered Eve while holding up two test tubes full with freezing potions.
"Say what again Eva-chan," slightly scared Naruto.
"Good now go to the court yard," said Eva while leave with Chachamaru and the tied up Jiraiya.
Naruto just sighed and follow behind them while thinking that she should of let him eat first. When they got to the court yard, Chachamar sets Jiraiya across from them and made sure that he couldn't move. Eva gave Naruto a practice wand while Chachamaru Was heading back to them.
"I want you to use one of the spells that u read that was written on that paper," commanded Eva.
"So pervy sage is my target to aim the spell at and I thought that you were going to teach me only the basic, asked Naruto.
"I am this is my basic not those basic from a academy that Negi Springfield went," answered Eva with a little venom when saying Negi's name.
"All right I better do as you say before I get frozen," said Naruto.
Naruto closed his eye and points the practice wand at Jiraiya while looking for something inside him that wasn't his chakra or the Kyuubi. This took hours and he haven't opened or said anything. Eva is starting to get irritated from waiting and was about to call off the lesson until, Naruto suddenly start speaking one of the spells. Jiraiya was sweating bullets because of how much power Naruto was putting into the spell and start thinking that he might die from this and he'll have to be sent back to heaven and face Kushina's wrath. Eva was giving a evil smirk when he was half way finish saying the spell.
"Master if toad man die can I have his room," asked Chachazero from a chair.
"Sure I was just thinking of making his room into a closet when he die," answered Eva.
"Why does she have to be so heartless toward me," thought a angry Jiraiya.
Naruto finished saying the spell but however, he said the last word wrong at the end. The now mess up spell hit Jiraiya hard. A large dust cloud covered his body and no one can see him. Naruto opened his eye to see if spell worked or not. Eva was about to tell Chachamaru to go change Jiraiya's room into a closet until they all heard coughing coming from the dust cloud. A shadow of the figure could be seen walking out from the the dust cloud. When the figure walked out, it was a man in his late twenties and look like Jiraiya only younger.
"NARUTO YOU COULD OF KILLED ME WITH THAT SPELL," yelled the man.
Naruto just title his head to the side and asked the dumbest question, "who are you."
"YOU IDIOT YOU WERE SURPPOST TO TURN HIM INTO A BLOODY MESS NOT PUT A ILLUSION ON HIM," yelled a angry Eva.
Naruto and Eva started arguing at each other like any living relatives would when their angry. Jiraiya walked up to Chachamaru to cancel the illusion. When Chachamaru tried to cancel it, seem that it didn't work so she tied again and again. After her tenth attempt, she stick a needle from her hand. The sudden stick of a needle made Jiraiya yelp and gotten both Naruto and Eva's attention.
"Wouldn't pervy sage surppost to turn back to normal by now," asked Naruto.
"That would be the case if it was a illusion," answered Chachamaru while pulling out the needle from Jiraiya's arm.
"Care to explain that for us Chachamaru," asked a slightly angry Eva.
"It would seem that Naruto-sama have turn Jiraiya younger pernemently," answered Chachamaru.
After she said that, it all went silence for a few minutes until Jiraiya started jumping around in joy and happiness. Eva started to shake Naruto around very hard. Bothe Chachamaru and Chachazero just stay is and not making a big about it like. It was normal.
"I'm going to out live Tsunade I'm going to out live Tsunade," said Jiraiya while saying it over and over again.
"REMEMBER MISTAKE AND USE IT TO TURN ME OLDER RIGHT NOW YOU BRAT," yelled and commanded Eva while shaking Naruto.
"I can't remember it with u shaking me," said Naruto while being shaked.
Eva didn't listen to him and keep on shaking him. She done this for a hour and haven't realized that Naruto had pass out from being shaked for so long. Eva stopped shaking him and let go of him which he fell backward. During the hour when Eva was shaking Naruto, Jiraiya had calmed down from excitement of out living Tsunade also being younger than before and he is now was watching Eva shaking Naruto around.
"I think you shaked him too much Evangeline," said Jiraiya.
"I know that but I want him to turn me older," said Eva.
"Why do you want to be older it's not like you hate being a little ten year old," asked jiraiya.
Eva look at Jiraiya with angry eyes which would make him quiver under it. She then yelled, "I BEEN STUCK AS A TEN YEAR OLD FOR OVER 500 YEARS!"
After the yell from Eva, she started making a rant about her misery of being stuck the way she is and getting sealed to the school grounds. while she was ranting, Chachamaru poured cold water on Naruto's face to wake him up. It didn't take long for him to wake up from the water because the fact was that the water was indeed cold however it was freezing cold water.
"THAT'S REALLY COLD," yelled Naruto.
When Naruto yelled after waking up, Eva stop ranting at Jiraiya and look at the now awake blond. Jiraiya was looking at him as well and see that his head is soaked wet. Naruto was about to say something however, Eva had once again began to make him remember what was his mistake with the spell. This lasted for a few hours which she gave up on trying to make Naruto remember something like that mistake he made. When she have gave up, Naruto try to stand up right after Eva had let go of him. If it wasn't for the fact that she was shaking him up almost continually.
"Cha-chan a little help please," asked a dizzy Naruto.
Chachamaru just simply put a chair behind Naruto so that he can stop standing up. Jiraiya just sweat drop at this action. Eva was very upset because that she couldn't make Naruto to remember about that mistake of his. Chachazero just giggled the whole time from her chair while watching her master shaked up her master's godson.
"I think you went a little too far with shaking him Evangeline," said Jiraiya.
"For once I'm going to agree with you on this," said Eva while look at the still dizzy Naruto in the chair.
"I'm going to enjoy watching the kit mess ups on these spells from now on,"thought a grinning Kyuubi.
After Naruto have finally stop being dizzy, both Jiraiya and Naruto's stomachs growled. Naruto remembered that he didn't eat anything during the time he studied. Jiraiya had forgotten that he didn't have lunch today because he was too busy with getting the things that Eva ordered him to do for her while she was at school.
Eva looked at Chachamaru and said, "Chachamaru go make something for us to eat."
"As you wish," said Chachamaru as she bowed then went inside the resort.
Eva look at Naruto and told him, "this time you going to do basic spells so that you can draw out your mana faster." Naruto was about complain about it when Eva quickly told him not to complain while glaring coldly at him. With that said Naruto shut his mouth quickly. Naruto pulled out his practice wand and Eva told him one of the basic spells used in the academy in Wales.
"You will not leave here until you have done the spell correctly," Said Eva.
Naruto had one thing going through his mind which is also one of his friends that says it every time, "this going to be troublesome."
Sorry for making you all waiting for my next update of this story. I had writer block for months and after it went away I been busy with school work and midterm exams and I'll try to make the next update as soon as possible.
-Omake one: Naruto's different mistake-
Naruto finished saying the spell but however, he said the last word wrong at the end. The now mess up spell hit Jiraiya hard. A large dust cloud covered his body and no one can see him. Naruto opened his eye to see if spell worked or not. Eva was about to tell Chachamaru to go change Jiraiya's room into a closet until they all heard coughing coming from the dust cloud. However there was no shadow coming out of the dust cloud. When the dust cleared, they didn't see Jiraiya or in Eva's case his bloody mess of a body in that area. They were about to look around for him until they hear yell under them.
"NARUTO THAT COULD OF KILLED ME," yelled the voice.
Both Naruto and Eva looked down and saw a sight that could even make Eva laugh from looking. On the ground under them was a, white fur long ears rabbit with Jiraiya's headband on it. Both Naruto and Eva was laughing their butts off just looking at him. Chachamaru just took a picture of the rabbit Jiraiya and Chachazero was disappointed that there wasn't any blood on the ground. While both Eva and Naruto still laughing at Jiraiya's new look, Chachamaru try to cancel the spell but it failed. She tried ten times before thinking just one possible answer which was that Naruto have really turn Jiraiya into a rabbit. After a few minute of laughing and Jiraiya yelling at them, Naruto and Eva calmly stopped laughing.
"Alright Chachamaru cancel the spell on the prev back to normal," ordered Eva.
"I have tried master but it would seem that Naruto-sama have permeantly turn Jiraiya into a rabbit," said Chachamaru.
Suddenly it became very quite. Naruto, Eva, and Jiraiya all have a thought in their mind. Naruto was thinking that he could bring Jiraiya to Sasuke so that He can believe that Naruto was smart sometimes. Jiraiya was thinking that he now have a chance to get new research without the dean knowing. Eva was thinking up multiple ways to cook Jiraiya in. All of the sudden, Jiraiya look up at Eva and gulped at the hunger in her eyes. Naruto looked at her too and think that this might be more better than the dream of his mom seriously hurting Jiraiya.
"Chachamaru get ready to make rabbit stew cause that what I'm have tonight," said Eva while evilly smiling at a now scared Jiraiya.
Jiraiya looked up at Naruto and yelled, "NARUTO DO SOMETHING BEFORE SHE KILL ME!"
Naruto just pulled out a kunai from his sleeve and handed it to Eva while saying, "here you go Eva-chan and happy hunting."
"NOT FUNNY NARUTO," yelled Jiraiya.
"Who's said I'm trying to be funny pervy sage," said Naruto as he sits in a chair.
Jiraiya just did what any normal animal would do when being hunted which was to run like hell from their hunters. When he was a yard away from her, Eva started running after him with a demonic laughter and the kunai in hand. Chachamaru just went inside the resort to prepare the rabbit stew.
"I want to see master kill the rabbit," says Chachazero.
"Why don't we go watch," said Naruto.
With that said, Naruto simply picked Chachazero up then put her on his head. When he have put her steadly on his head, he ran after the two. Chachazero just giggled along the way because she'll watch her master do blood for the first time over 500 years.
-Omake two: Zazie's dream-
Zazie was juggling balls inside her a empty classroom of 2-A while it's spring break. She was so preocceupied with juggling infront the window that she didn't hear the door slide open. However she did stopped juggling when the door was slammed shout. She turn around to see who it was that slammed the door closed. When she turn to see who it was, she saw that it was her second assistant teacher Sasuke Uchiha a.k.a the guy she fallen in love with. Sasuke was wearing a black short sleeve shirt, a dark blue jacket of the shirt and left it unzipped, dark blue jeans, and black running sneakers. He panting slightly, maybe from running. Foot steps were heard from the outside the room.
"Where did he go," said a random fan girl.
"Maybe he went somewhere else."
"Let go girls!"
Many of foots steps start moving away from the classroom. Ever since Sasuke, Naruto, and Negi have come to mahora, the girls have made fan clubs for Naruto and Sasuke. Since its spring break, their fangirls now have a chance to try to get to the boys however it have proven difficult. When they got close to one of the boys, Sasuke or Naruto would go into a alley way and then when the fangirls runs to the alley way, either of the boys would disappears. Right now Sasuke is in the same room as Zazie all by themself. Sasuke stood up and look around the room then find Zazie stareing at him.
"How long have you been here Zazie," asked Sasuke.
"...," answered Zazie.
"So you been here since this morning."
"..."
"Your not going to chase me like the others right."
"...right," answered Zazie while talking the last one.
Sasuke blinked after Zazie spoken for the first time he have been here in marhora.
"Did you talked out loud just now," asked Sasuke.
"..yes..," answered Zazie.
Sasuke smiled softly at Zazie which made her blush and turn away from him. While Zazie was looking away from Sasuke, he quitly walked up to her and wrap his arms around her waist. This action made Zazie blush even more and her heart start race. Sasuke moved his head down to the point where his mouth is next to her ear.
"You know Zazie," whispered Sasuke into her ear, "you have a much beautiful voice than your silence voice."
Zazie quickly turned around to look at Sasuke. When she turn around, Sasuke saw how red her blush had gotten. Zazie could see how much love and care there are in his eyes, then blushed even more at how close their mouthes are to eachother. She could feel his breath coming on to hers making her heart raced faster.
"..do you mean it Sasuke-kun," asked Zazie.
"Yes do Zazie-chan," said Ssuke while looking into her eyes deeply.
They stared at each other's eyes which seem like an eternity until Zazie decided to wrap her arms around his neck. Sasuke start slowly closing the gap between their lips. By the time their lip were just an inch from each other, both Sasuke and Zazie closed their eyes. While Zazie's eyes were closed, she start thinking about how she going to get her first kiss from her crush. Just as their lips where about to connect, a loud beeping sound stopped it. Zazie open her eyes and saw every thing around then started collapsing incluing Sasuke. When the time of everything is gone, she started to wake up from her dream.
