Naruto: Welcome to the ninth chapter of Naruma! the mage ninja!
?: What happened to Liger, Whiskers?
Naruto: He being hospitalized from Ino's poisonous flowers and Eva-chan's attack, Asuna-chan.
Asuna: what did he do to make them mad at him?
?: He made Eva mad from the cold old heart bit back from chapter 6 and gotten on the receiving end of Ino's anger
Naruto: thanks for helping Sakura-chan.
Sakura: No problem Naruto and beside Liger told me to keep an eye on you just incase you mess something up.
Asuna: Funny, he said the same thing to me.
Sakura and Asuna: what did you do Naruto -glaring at him-
Naruto:-is sweating bullets- Why don't we start the disclaimer
Asuna: Fine but you're not getting out of this Whiskers
Naruto, Asuna, and Sakura: Ligerzero3 do not own Naruto or Negima.
-Both Asuna and Sakura have dragged Naruto away as to try to escape-
"Talking" Regular Speech
"Talking" Regular Thoughts
"Jutsu"
"Talking" Demon/Summoning Speech
"Talking" Demon/Summoning Thoughts
Chapter 9: Sasuke's first female kiss and the visit to Konoha
It's a bright sunny day for Mahora academy as the students runs to the school for the day before spring break and the closing ceremony. The closing ceremony is also where Konoemon will be announcing Negi, Naruto, Sasuke, Itachi, and Kushina's jobs. Naruto is running with Asuna, Konoka, and Negi while they both greeted their students with a smiles on their faces. Sasuke was walking by himself as everyone are running while he shakes head as he saw Naruto being a bit of his idiot self. As Naruto and Negi have run passed Chisame, they greeted her while Sakurako said something about them remembering Chisame's name. Without Chisame knowing, Sasuke have walked up next to her.
"Sheesh they're not even late," said Chisame while thinking that she talking to herself, "why are they even running?"
"Damn brats," said both Sasuke and Chisame.
"What the hell," yelled a scared Chisame while looking at Sasuke, "how long have you been walking next to me?"
"When your said 'they're not even late'," answered Sasuke.
"I-I see," said a calming down Chisame.
With that Sasuke continued his was toward the school so that he will meet up with his older brother. After Sasuke have left Chisame alone, she started to think of how handsome he looked after getting a closer look at him. She quickly banish those thoughts and continued her way to the school. When Naruto have reached the school and separated himself from the three and went to the dean office to see his mother and godfather. Naruto was met up by Sasuke to which they walked together to the dean's office. When they reached the dean office, Naruto have knocked on the door. They walked in after hearing the come in from the dean, both saw Itachi try to pinning Jiraiya's arm down. They both heard giggling coming from where the dean's desk is; so they look over there and saw that the dean is reading one of Jiraiya's books. Naruto just groans while Sasuke just shook head and was thinking of ways to destroy those perverted books. Kushina was reading a book of basic medic while trying her best to ignore Konoemon's giggling. Naruto just went over to sit next to his mother and picked out a book out of boredom and started reading while Sasuke went over to Itachi so that he can sit down and pulled out a book about magical items that is based on guns.
-Time skip: closing ceremony-
Naruto, Sasuke, Itachi, Kushina, Jiraiya, and Negi are standing next to the stand that the dean is making his speech. Sasuke, Itachi, and Jiraiya are standing on the right side of the stand. Naruto, Kushina, and Negi are standing on the right side with Negi being between Naruto and Kushina. As they wait for Konoemon to them the signal to come up there, Some of 2-A (Which are the baka rangers and Konoka) were thinking that Negi could really pass as Naruto's little brother and the only thing missing was being blood related. Naruto could still not understand how these people be able to stand around for a long time. When he have heard the signal to come up there, both of the Konoha ninjas and Negi have made their way up to the stand where Konoemon is at. Naruto and Sasuke are standing on both sides of Negi in the back, Itachi and Jiraiya being in front of them, and Kushina is standing next to the mic as well with Konoemon on the other side.
"This is Kushina Uzumaki, she is the mother of our young assistant teacher Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze," announced Konoemon while ignoring the multiple gasps of surprise, "and she also be working along Shizuna as our second nurse."
"I hope that I'll remember all your names along with the stuff members," said Kushina as she bows, "it's very nice meet you all."
Kushina stepped down from the stand and went to spot where she was before. Naruto just shivered as he felt multiple girls (mainly most of 2-A) that were now planning ways to get on Kushina's good side and try to have her make him date one of them. Itachi and Jiraiya have walked up to the mic and waited for Konoemon to introduced them. It didn't take very long for him to do. After he have told everyone that Itachi is Sasuke's older brother, a lot of the female students yelled out very loud what (except for Eva, Chachamaru, Mana, the baka rangers, Konoka, Zazie did a silent yell, and some what Chisame.) After Jiraiya and Itachi had stepped down from the stand, both Negi and the other two shinobis walked forward.
"Ohohoh, now to introduce our last three people," said Konoemon, "From the new year's on, Negi Springfield will be an official teacher of the main campus' english department."
Before everyone could clap their hand, the dean have stopped them by telling them to wait and said, "these two young mans will be young Negi's official assistant teachers so please welcome Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze and Sasuke Uchiha."
After he have said that, everyone have started to claps their hands, well except for Chisame who was wide eyes and staring in disbelief.
-Time skip: 2-A's home room-
Everyone of 2-A, Negi, Naruto, and Sasuke are inside the home room with Naruto sailing that they hope to see all of them next year. They both said that while bowing slightly while Sasuke simply just bow. Sasuke have a funny feeling that Zazie is planning something but just shrugged it off as nothing. Some of the girls have yelled out that they hope so too while Kazumi took a picture of them and took even more but mainly Naruto. Naruto just let out a nervous smile as Kazumi took those pictures. Makie was holding up the trophy that they won from being the top class off the exam. Yuuna, Fuka, and Ayaka started to give Negi all the credits for getting them be the top.
"So this is what Naruto feel like when someone else gets all the credits," thought an upset Sasuke who was planning to have Naruto help him get back at them.
"Y-your all wrong, that brat did nothing," thought Chisame with an upset face, "he even skipped class for a day!"
"Yuuna, Fuka, and Ayaka you can't make Negi take all the credit for your class success," said Naruto while looking at them, "let not forget that Sasuke deserve half the credit, seeing at how he came here to help you all study."
"Y-your right Naruto-sensei, I have completely forgot that he helped us," said an shamed Ayaka.
Chisame have missed all that and was thinking about letting a ten year-old teach them along with it being a joke. She was also thinking that it was also a joke to let two guy that are barely older them all them being assistant teachers. Her thoughts were broken as Fuka have brought up a suggestion. She started to voice out about it's not normal having a ten year-old and two sixteen year-olds teaching them. Chisame did a little nod while thinking that what Fuka said was right and didn't notice that Sasuke have seen that little nod. As Fuka continued; she and Fumika said that they been thinking to have a party to which some of 2-A have agreed about it. Sasuke watched Chisame slams her head on the desk that she is sitting at with Yue. He then watched as she started to shiver and could tell that she's angry with something. However, it does seem that Negi doesn't think the same thing as him so that. Negi walked up to her and asked if she was cold. Naruto heard and looked over there and just sweat drop as he saw that she wasn't cold but was holding in her anger. Both Naruto and Sasuke watched as Chisame said that her stomach hurt and headed off to the dorms. Negi tried to stop her but failed at it; Kurama have told Naruto to make the Uchiha do something before Negi does it. Naruto just simply smiled at the perfect idea. Naruto walked up the confused Negi.
"Negi, I know that you'll try something soon," said Naruto while still smiling as Negi looking up to him, "so why don't Sasuke go with you, that way you'll have someone looking after you without Asuna following you."
Sasuke quickly walked behind Naruto and was giving of an evil aura that sacred everyone (excepted Setsuna, Mana, Kaede, and Eva.) Well excepted for Zazie who just smiled and licked her lips while no one was looking. Negi was even more scared than everyone else. The aura that Sasuke was letting out almost looked like the curse seal's chakra back when he, Naruto, and Sakura was in the second part of the chuunin exam.
"What are you trying to do dope," whispered Sasuke as he still letting out the evil aura.
"It's pay back for teasing me and Setsuna," whispered back Naruto with an evil smirk that went unnoticed but everyone excepted Eva.
(Flashback start: Backway entrance at library island)
It's the afternoon of the day of when the new result for 2-A have been showed and Setsuna is sitting on a rock as she waits for Naruto. She had started to regent make the condition about forming a pactio with him for when 2-A was the top class. She was so close from not losing her first kiss to him and staying with her main plan of protecting Konoka from the shadows. It wasn't long for Naruto to enter the area and greeted her. She just simply glared at him with little hate to prove her point that she didn't plan on him being lucky (can't really blame her for not counting on Naruto's devil luck which she doesn't know yet.) Naruto just nervously chuckled at the glare as he walked closer to her.
"So, I guess the condition was a success," said Naruto with a smile while spotting a slight blush, "but I didn't think that you'll add that you will also make a pactio with me."
"W-well I didn't think that the class would be in the top class," said Setsuna with an unnoticeable blush.
"Thats because of your devil luck," said Kurama inside Naruto's head.
"Why do you and everyone back in the village call my luck that," asked Naruto.
"You still haven't figure that out yet?"
"Ignoring you now."
"I'll start drawing the circle for the pactio," said Naruto while making a clone and Setsuna nodded.
Setsuna continued to wait as Naruto and his clone have started to make the pactio circle. Naruto was also trying his best to ignore Kurama as he tease Naruto about finally kissing a girl who wouldn't kill him from the kiss. Naruto had to make us the disturbing image of Guy and Lee hugging. The only thing that Naruto have heard from the fox was the scream. After he have finished the circle, Naruto dispelled his clone and stood inside the circle. Setsuna stood up from her sitting spot and walked over into the circle. Unknown to them, they are being watched by one Sasuke Uchiha. He going to get Naruto so that Eva can teach him her most powerful ice spell. He stopped himself from entering into the area after seeing Setsuna walk into the circle. Sasuke just smirked at the idea of doing some teasing with our blonde hero and using this could work into his advantage. He still need to get Naruto back for that little prank with this water seals a long while ago. Naruto could see that Setsuna was getting nervous and trying to make it so that he would change his mind. Naruto didn't blame her because he was nervous too since Kurama was right about kissing a girl minus the dying part.
"Your nervous aren't you Setsuna," asked Naruto while also noticing the blush on Setsuna's face.
"N-no why would you," she would have said more if it wasn't for Naruto interrupting her.
"This is going to be your first kiss right," asked Naruto while seeing Setsuna nod her head and blush even more.
"Well, this is also my first time kissing a girl."
"That did explain why he was blushing when said the part with the pactio," thought Setsuna.
Setsuna took a couple of deep breaths before closing her while also moving her lips towards Naruto's. Naruto have started to close his eyes as Setsuna was half way near his mouth. When their lips touched, Naruto could feel a tug coming from a part of him being pulled away and then realized that it was his mana being pulled away. Both Naruto and Setsuna didn't feel a powerful wind circling around them, but Sasuke sure can feel it from his hiding spot. As the pactio card is start to coming out from Setsuna's back, she started to wrap her hand around Naruto's neck while also feeling a tingle coming her lips which she liked and wanted more. Naruto's body have moved on it own according and Setsuna's body along behind her head to deepen the kiss. Even after the pactio card have been made, the two continued kiss as the didn't hear the foot steps coming near them. Right before Naruto and Setsuna could go into a french kissing, Sasuke have made himself known.
"Are you two love birds going to get a room or let people to see you two make out," said Sasuke while resisting to let a smirk show on his face.
Both Naruto and Setsuna's opened their eyes and look at Sasuke then quickly separated themselves while blushing. Naruto's blush was quickly gone as he look at Sasuke and asked why he is there. He answered with saying that Eva told him to get Naruto but found them making a pactio and then some. Setsuna blushed even 't more as she found out that someone have spied on them. Naruto was mad that Sasuke have spied on them and didn't make himself known until now. To make matter worse, Sasuke started teasing them and dodging their attempt at cutting him in half while he wore a smirk on his face. This lasted for a few minutes until Sasuke have managed to get away from them. Naruto have made a promise to Setsuna that he'll get Sasuke back at him. Setsuna nodded her head and walked back to the dorms while Naruto have picked up the pactio card that Setsuna have made with him.
(Flashback end)
Setsuna was trying her very best to not blush from the memory from that time, which she was able to by giving the Uchiha a hateful glare. Konoka was only able to her the part of where Sasuke teasing both Setsuna and Naruto while also look at the two people. Sasuke's evil aura have disappeared and was paler than his normal skin and could be mistaken as a ghost. He knew now that he not messing with the hero of the fourth ninja war but the prank king of Konoha.
"If you don't do this then," whispered Naruto while having that evil smirk on his face," I'll ask the dean to make you sleep inside Zazie's dorm room for the rest of the next school year."
Sasuke could only gulp at the threats that Naruto made and could tell that Zazie have heard it. The reason that he would know that she did heard it was by him looking at Zazie from the corner of his eye and could see the little smile on her face while also licking her lips a bit. Sasuke sighed and agreed to go with Negi so that Asuna doesn't have to follow him. Asuna have thanked him for doing that and thanked Naruto for having him do this for her. Both Negi and Sasuke have started to go after Chisame while Negi kept a good distance away from Sasuke spa that he wouldn't het him mad like earlier. It didn't take long for them to caught up to her; Sasuke was able to hear her yell something but paid no attention to it. Negi have called out her name and was able to get her attention; she thought that it was just Negi that have come after her but soon found out that Sasuke is with him. Chisame asked them what they wanted while also think of how they were able to caught up to her and how handsome Sasuke is. That thought was quickly vanished she mentally shook her head to get rid of it. Negi started to say that she had a stomach and have brought her some medicine for her. Chisame could see Sasuke mouthing 'naive brat', to which she had to make herself from not letting out a small giggle and told Negi that it's gone now. Negi just asked if she was going to the party and have started following Chisame to the dorms while Sasuke have walked away from them. Sasuke continued to walk near small forest, until he was pulling into said small forest. Sasuke soon found that it was Naruto who have pulled him into the small forest and handed him a bag. Sasuke looked into the bag and found casual clothes.
"It's for you to change into as you're not stuck wearing the suits," said Naruto as he have answered Sasuke's unmask question.
-Time skip-
We find both the two shinobis at the party with 2-A. Naruto was laughing a little as Konoka chasing after Setsuna while trying to get some information from the part of her and Naruto being teased by Sasuke. Both Sasuke and Naruto have changed out of their suits and into casual clothes. Naruto is wearing a similar outfit as the one he wear in library island but instead of dark colors, they were bright colors. Sasuke is wearing a dark blue shirt with an image of a black raven on the front, black jean pants, black and red running sneakers, and a red jacket with black outlines and the Uchiha crest on the back. Naruto was thinking as of why is he wearing a jacket instead of a zipper vest but just shook it off. Naruto saw that Setsuna is running toward him with Konoka on her tell. Naruto just did one thing that came to mind, which was to run away from them so he wouldn't get dragged into it. Sasuke was just trying to pray Zazie off his arm as Mana tried to help him after telling him that it'll cost him but had no success at all. Kazumi just took a picture at this as Fei Ku started to run after Naruto and challenged him to a spar but was rejected as he was too busy. This lead to Fei Ku running after him until he say other wise. Sasuke was trying desperately trying to get Zazie off his arm and made one option which was to trick her.
"Zazie, if you let go of my arm then," said Sasuke while looking at her, "I'll keep you company during a summer festival."
With that said and done, Zazie quickly let go of his arm and made both Mana and her fall to the ground. After Mana have gotten up from the ground, she charged him a grand total of 16002 yen for her help. Sasuke just mumbled and handed her the money that he have to pay. Sasuke went and watch Naruto running away from the girls After a little while, Konoka is talking with Asuna and Setsuna while not trying to get information from her but she'll try her luck with Naruto later. Naruto was having a little spar with Fei ku while Sasuke watched from the sideline with Eva and Chachamaru. Sasuke looked over at Chao and Satomi and saw them doing something on device that he doesn't know and asked Chachamaru about it. The answer that Chachamaru have given him was very useful and he have walked over to the two girls and asked if they could teach him how to use a computer. At first they giggled and then agreed to teach him how to use one to which they used the laptop for that. After a quick few minutes, Sasuke have learned how to use one can now match the two girls in term of using one at their level. To say the least, both girls were very surprised that he could learn very fast. Satomi was asking if he was a robot like Chachamaru but her answered was a no from the Uchiha. Naruto and Fei ku finished their spar with Naruto winning it. Right when Naruto have won, everyone could see Negi pulling along a girl in a bunny outfit. Only Sasuke was able to tell that it's Chisame inside that costume. Thankfully, no one was looking at him so that they couldn't see the little blush on Sasuke's face as he look at Chisame. The blush didn't last long for when one of the girls called Chisame being Negi's secret girlfriend to which Sasuke shook his head.
"How did I get into this mess and be surrounded by bakas," thought an annoyed Sasuke.
Sasuke just walked over to the group as well as Naruto. Both shinobi could see that she was getting very nervous as she gets crowded. Asuna was about to ask Negi something but was stop Chisame who have said that she needed her glasses back after all. Everyone saw that Chisame took her glasses back but only Naruto and Sasuke saw that some of her hair have tickled Negi's nose. Negi start make the sound of him going to sneeze while Chisame was putting her glasses back on and Asuna got slightly scared and hide behind both Setsuna and Konoka before Negi have sneezed. Sasuke just thought that Negi would just sneeze but didn't expect him to make the bunny suit turn into petals and living little of it to cover Chisame. Some of the girls of 2-A were congregating Negi for the great 'trick'. Before anyone could notice that the girl was Chisame, Naruto have yelled out that Satsuki was coming with the food. Everyone (except for Chisame and Sasuke) looked and saw that Satsuki have in deed have brought the food and all of them started to walked over there while ignoring Chisame and Sasuke. Sasuke walked over to Chisame and put his jacket over her so that she could cover herself. She had thanked him for it and tried to sneak off while no one was looking and Sasuke was doing the same thing as well.
"Why are you following me," whispered Chisame as she look at Sasuke with a questionable look.
"I was dragged here by Naruto," whispered Sasuke while continuing to sneak away with Chisame, "and I don't really want to stay around a bunch of idiots for long."
They continued to sneak away, but didn't take notice of the approach form of one Itachi Uchiha. After Itachi have reached the side of Chisame that she wasn't looking, he have asked what they are doing now. This caused Chisame to scream and jump right into the expecting Sasuke to which they fell down to the ground. The rest of 2-A, Naruto, and Negi looked where the scream came from and went where is was at. When they reached the location of the scream, they saw both Sasuke and Chisame on the ground with their lips touching. Itachi was just blinks his eyes and have his face in a stoic emotion, Zazie was letting waves have jealous and anger, Yuuna was pouting at how lucky Chisame was now, and both Naruto and Setsuna were smirking that now they can get back at Sasuke even more. Everyone could tell that the two were kissing because of their heads moving while Chisame moaned a little. After a few minutes later, Sasuke and Chisame have yet to separate from each other. Everyone have moved away from Zazie as her jealous and anger started to become an aura that scared even Itachi. Naruto decided to stop this before someone will get hurt.
"Maybe we should leave these new love birds alone to keep kissing," said Naruto in a teasing tone, "don't you agree Setsuna."
"I agree with you Naruto," said Setsuna who have tried to do a teasing tone but failed.
After Sasuke and Chisame hear them talk, they both quickly stood up and were blushing as they were caught. Sasuke could hear Naruto snickering at his reaction. Naruto even asked Sasuke if he liked kissing Chisame to which he almost got punched by Sasuke. Sasuke could have continued to attack him, if it wasn't for Zazie grabbing his arm and dragging him off somewhere. Naruto and Setsuna just simply blinked their eyes as Chisame have some how sneaked away from everyone.
-Time skip: Outside Eva's cottage-
Naruto, Takamichi, and Eva are waiting for Chachamaru to bring Sasuke back from buying groceries. Naruto was playing old maid with Eva and Takamichi to pass the time. So far, Takamichi been the old maid for the past four rounds and he was thinking that the two blondes were making him be the old maid on purpose. Before they could continued, Sasuke and Chachamaru have walked into the area with the bags of groceries in hand. Naruto look over to them when they have come closer and having a very hard time holding in his laugh. Sasuke's face was covered with lip stick kisses and could tell it's Zazie's handy work. This is the second time that Zazie have her hands on Sasuke and kisses him multiple time. The first time was when Zazie have dragged Sasuke away from the party and he came back to everyone with his face covered with lipstick. Sasuke growled and threaten Naruto that if he laughs then he'll shoot him. Before Naruto and Sasuke could do anything, they find their themselves in blocks of ice.
"That's enough from you two," said Eva as she holds up a lab vial.
"Evangeline isn't that a bite much," asked Takamichi, "I do have to take them back to Konoha for a visit today."
"Do you went them to be injured or in one piece?"
"In one piece but not in a block of ice."
"Don't worry the ice will melt after you arrive back there."
Takamichi just nodded his head and picked up both Sasuke and Naruto's backpacks. He then placed his hands on both of the blocks of ice and started doing the spell like last time. After he have finished the spell, the bright light from when he and Naruto appeared in the dean's office have covered them and made Eva look away. After the light have vanished, Eva looked back where it was and found that the three are gone and all she could do was smile as she walked into her cottage while telling Chachamaru to put the playing card away along with the table. Chachamaru did just that and went inside to start making her master some tea.
-scene change: Konoha gate-
"How did we get stuck with doing guard duty Shino," asked a bored Kiba.
"...You should already know that answer," said Shino while earning a groan from Kiba.
The reason of why Kiba, Akamaru, and Shino are doing the guard duty was because of Kiba losing a bet to Izumo and Kotetsu. The bet was based on Kakashi getting a girlfriend within a day. Kiba have thought that he could win the bet seeing as how Kakashi for the past few years that they saw him with just the books of Jiraiya. Kiba was leaning on Kakashi not getting a girlfriend within a day. Izumo and Kotetsu was leaning on the other. If Kiba wins the bet then Izumo and Kotetsu have to give him 804 yen from each of them. If Kiba were to lose, then he and Shino have to do their guard duty for a whole year. Kiba, Izumo, Kotetsu watched Kakashi like a hark, as he take a walk around the village. When half the day have gone by, Kiba was going to win the bet against Izumo and Kotetsu. It was so if it wasn't for Shizune running up to him and said that tomorrow he have to do more paper work. He just groaned at the news and then asked Shizune if she would go on a date with him tonight. To which she said yes and hurried back to her apartment to get ready. Kiba was just praying to kami that he wins the bet and not lose while hearing Izumo and Kotetsu silently chanting that their going to win over and over. They spied on Kakashi and Shizune's date that night and Kiba started to curse his luck as the date was going smoothly. As their date finished, Kakashi have asked Shizuna if she would like to be his girlfriend. Kiba silently chanting 'say no' inside his head, as the three stay hidden. Kiba just let out silent long no, when Shizuna said yes to Kakashi's question. It was a month ago.
"How was I support to know that she'll would say yes," said Kiba.
"You didn't use your brain," said Shino.
Kiba was about to start argue with Shino if it wasn't for a bright light appearing out of no where. As the light slowly disappeared, the two shinobis look at where the light was and saw Naruto, Sasuke, and Takamichi. Both Naruto and Sasuke were dripping wet from head to toe while Takamichi just sweat drop at this. Sasuke was glad that the lip stick have washed off his face but not happy about being soaken wet. Naruto was just frowning as he was frozen in ice and is now soaken wet. Both Kiba and Shino was confused as why Naruto is back and why is Sasuke is with him.
"Sasuke if we ever go back to Konoha again," said Naruto, "let not fight or make threats ever again."
"I agree with you," said Sasuke, "I don't want to be frozen in a block of ice again."
Both Naruto and Sasuke started to run toward the hokage's tower while Takahata walked over there. Kiba was just very confused about Naruto coming back from his mission already while also trying to know how Sasuke went with him. Shino just stayed quiet and do just listen to his bugs talk. As Naruto and Sasuke runs to the hokage's tower, they were spotted by many of the other rookie 12 and a few other people.
-Inside the hokage's office-
Kakashi is finishing the last of his paper work for today and was about to call for Shizuna, when he hear a knock on the door. Kakashi was just confused and said enter; to his surprised, Naruto and Sasuke have walked into his office. Kakashi have started asking questions about Naruto being back and if he failed his mission already while also asking Sasuke how did he end up with Naruto. Naruto just chuckled and said that he didn't fail his mission but just on a visit as it's spring break back at Mahora. Sasuke explained how he ended up going with Naruto through Sakura's food pill scroll and how he ended up helping Naruto's mission (minus Eva being Naruto's godmother and Kushina, Itachi, and Jiraiya being alive in that world.) Kakashi nodded his head and was about said that he'll no longer have to help Naruto anymore, when a knock from the door stopped him from saying it.
"Enter," commanded Kakashi.
"It's good to see you again hokage-san," greeted Takahata as he walked into the office.
"Same here Takahata," said Kakashi, "I was about to dismissed Sasuke from Naruto's mission."
"I'm afraid that's not possible Kakashi-sensei," said Naruto while scratching behind his head.
"Mind telling me the reason of why I can't dismiss Sasuke from your mission Naruto," asked Kakashi.
"The dean of the school made both me and Sasuke official assistant teachers," answered Naruto as Takahata handed Kakashi proof of it.
Kakashi look over it and sighed while handing it back to Takahata. Kakashi just asked the two of how long are they going to be staying in Konoha. Sasuke answered for only two weeks but before the end of the second week, they have to leave. Kakashi nodded his head and dismissed them so that they could relax do their own thing. Only Sasuke and Takahata walked out, Kakashi just looked at Naruto with a questionable look. Naruto asked Kakashi if he could have the keys for his father's house. Kakashi just nodded his head and handed him the key and the directions to where it is along with a warning of some of the other shinobis might asking to come with him when he and Sasuke leaves. Naruto asked him why, to which he got from Kakashi telling the stories that Minato told him. Naruto frowned and walked out of the office and started to walk to his new home in Konoha.
-With Sasuke-
Sasuke toward his apartment peacefully while ignoring the looks from his fan girls that look about to jump on him at any moment. Sasuke just glad that he doesn't have Karin running after him in the past. However, he felt kinda sorry for both Naruto and Kiba for different reasons. He feel sorry for Naruto because that Karin is his cousin and as for Kiba, well he have to endure with Karin's perfumes' smell. Kiba and his family have to suffer with the perfumes until she realize that it's hurting their noise. Sasuke just shook his head from trying to think of a reason of them even dating in the first place and continue on his way. But it seem that kami haven't had enough of the young Uchiha's torture, as he reached to his apartment. He could hear that someone was inside, Sasuke silently opened and closed his door while remaining quiet as he try to find the intruder. He stopped right before the corner of his living room as he heard that there are three people inside the living room. He slowly peer around the corner and saw a sight that would even make Eva and Anko happy. What he saw was both Suigetsu and Jugo cleaning his living room while wearing butler uniforms and listening to Sakura's order of cleaning. Sasuke for once felt both irony and humorous at the sight. The irony part was of his memories of being Eva's servant/butler while still in Mahora; the humorous part was that they're wearing a funny version his butler uniform and listening to Sakura's every commands. He soon look past that and the feeling that went with it as soon as he saw the big hole where his slide door window to his balcony. Sasuke made himself known and walked into the room while asking about what happened while he was gone. Sakura have explained that both Suigetsu and Jugo have gotten into a fight among themselves (no surprise there) and crashed into his living room very early in the morning while she was sleeping inside his room. Sasuke just ignored the fact that she was in his apartment but more accurate his bedroom, asked what happened next to which he got an innocent smile from Sakura while she said that they learn to never wake up a kunoichi from her beauty sleep. Both Suigetsu and Jugo rubbed the spot where she have punched them with her chakra enhance fists. Sasuke just sighed as Sakura asked him about what was it like in the other world with Naruto. He sat down and started telling her about it (minus Eva being Naruto's godmother and him being her servant along with the kiss with Chisame) while the other two cleaned up his living room. Sakura was speechless when he have finished but she also giggled at the part of him getting tricked into helping Naruto with his mission. She was speechless about the fact that the three people who were support to be dead in their world are alive in the other. Also she was mad that someone over there is going after Sasuke. Her inner Sakura have said that if she meets the girl then it's war.
-With Naruto-
When Naruto have left the hokage tower, he was soon chased by his fangirls who have missed him. Naruto just simply ran away from them as fast as he can while trying to find a way to lose them. After a few minutes of running, Naruto manage to lose them by quickly ducking into the bbq pork restaurant and leaving a clone to take his place of running away. Naruto let out a sigh as the fangirls run after the clone. he soon heard his name and quickly see Ino, Shikamaru, and Choji sitting at a booth looking at him. Naruto went to them and sat down next to Shikamaru. Shikamaru asked him the same question as Kakashi to which Naruto answered it with the same question. Ino asked him about what it's like over on the other world. Naruto let out a big smile and started telling them about his first time being there and the technology to when he was appointed to be a official assistant teacher along with Sasuke. He left out the part of Eva being his godmother, him being her servant, and along with Sasuke almost making out with Chisame. He didn't want to Ino going around town gossiping about that fact. Shikamaru just said troublesome, Choji was shock at first but then went back to eating, and Ino asked him if she could go with him and Sasuke. Naruto just chuckled nervously and said he'll think about it. Ino was about to pressured more on it, Naruto quickly left before that while leaving behind an angry looking Ino.
-Few minutes later-
Naruto ran to his apartment out of instincts over the years, he just sighed to himself. when Naruto was about to unlock the door of his apartment, it suddenly opened to show Hinata with a full bag of trash in her hand while dressing her jacket unzipped. They both looked at each other's eyes with Naruto having a small blush on his face and Hinata having a full body blush. Naruto was about to speak but then he have to catch Hinata before she could hit the ground as she fainted. He brought her inside while leaving a clone to depose of the trash. He could see that his apartment is clean and thought to himself to thank Hinata for cleaning his apartment but also feel sorry for making her effort go to waste. He set her down on the couch and start putting his things into a storage scroll. After a few minutes of packing, Hinata have woken up as Naruto have sealed the last of his things. Hinata saw him walking out of his room and asked him the same questions as both Kakashi and Shikamaru. Naruto now need to get a tape recorder so that he doesn't have to keep answering the same questions every time. He answered her questions that she asked. Naruto thanked her cleaning the apartment but said that he's sorry that her efforts were for nothing while having a sad look on his face. Hinata was sad by that but then was cheered up as Naruto asked her to come with him to his new place. She agreed to it and sneaked a kiss on Naruto's lips before running to the door to wait for him. Naruto was stun by the sudden action that Hinata did and then smiled as he made his way to the door and leaving behind the rundown apartment.
-Near an hour-
Naruto and Hinata were able to find his father's house within minutes. Naruto was surprised that it was as big as the Hyuuga's clan house, except that it was an extra story than theirs. The front gate was locked with a blood seal lock on it, Naruto simply put a little of his blood to the seal. Once they entered through the gate, they saw that there was a garden on one side of the yard. They continued to look and went inside; the inside was breathtaking (I'm not going to explain the inside of the house or any of the rooms.) After looking around in all the rooms Naruto started to unpack his things from the storage scroll. Hinata have helped him with his things as Naruto told her about his time at Mahora. He even commented that both her and Nodoka were very similar to each other when it's come to the person that they love, Hinata let out a little blush out of embarrassment. After they have finished with putting his things into place of his new place, they went off to meet up with everyone at Ichiraku new expansion restaurant since he have met with Ino, well once he have changed into his normal orange and black jumpsuit. Once they were there, they could see that everyone have gathered around a big table that could fit all of them. Naruto saw that Sasuke have changed into his normal clothes as well and could see that Tenten has been bugging him to tell her about what kind of weapons do they have over there. He let out a chuckle at Sasuke's annoyed face as Sakura tell her to stop bothering Sasuke. When he sat down with Hinata next to him, Ino have quickly sat on the other side of him. Both girls glared at each other while Naruto tried to make them stop in a calm them down. After that, they all started celebrating Naruto and Sasuke's first day back to Konoha with both Ino and Hinata kissing Naruto on the lips. Unknown to them, Sasuke have managed to take a picture of them doing that on his cell phone while not being notice. This time, Sasuke will have blackmail on Naruto and make sure it'll be good to get some pay back on him.
Omake 1: Rabbit Jiraiya's mini-adventures Part 1
Jiraiya somehow manage to escape from Eva the rabbit hunter and is now hiding inside a bush near the school building. He's taking a breather after hopping a lot from his hunter. Jiraiya peer out to make sure that Eva have given up looking for him. Eva have indeed stop going after him as she saw that it would simper to wait at the cottage. Beside he'll have to come back sooner or later. After he made sure about that, he started to explore the campus while staying out of sight and evading getting stepped on. He swore that is he ever turn back to normal, he'll make Naruto pay dearly for teaming up with Eva. But this also gives him a chance to explore the campus better than last time. A cold shiver went down his now rabbit spine as he remember being chased (more like hunted down) by some of the girls for Mahora that have fighting experience.
-Few hours later-
We now find our perverted sage hopping a round the forest and is looking lost. He is actually lost, but seeing how he's a rabbit now and every thing is bigger and look the same it would confuse any animal that isn't familiar with their new surroundings. He was fortunate to find someone in the forest, but he soon turn pale as a ghost (if you can see through the fur) as he realized who it is. In front of him stand one Mana Tatsumiya and she was also one of the girls that chased him (while shooting at him with a silencer.) Jiraiya can still remember her almost shooting off his family jewels with one of her shoots. He can also see that Mana is polishing one of her guns and could see the area is covered with bullet marks. All he can do now is quietly get away before she find him or for better term shoot him. Jiraiya started to quietly crawl away from Mana while she's not looking. He would have successful of escaping, if only he didn't break a trig with his big rabbit feet. As soon as the sound of the trig breaks, a bullet have pass over his head and impacted itself into the ground next to his right side of his face. Jiraiya just started to run for it while dodging the ran of bullets that was getting closer to ending his life. After a few minutes of running (or hopping), he have made it out of the forest with just a few scratches from the bullets skimming pass his head. Jiraiya wasn't very aware that he is now in front of the girl dormitory. After all that running, it have started to take its toll on his rabbit body and made him pass out. That left him unaware of the person that have picked him up and take him to inside the dorms.
Omake 2: Naruto's flying thunder-god jutsu test and ability to fly part 1
We find Naruto sitting across Jiraiya while listening to him about the flying thunder-god justu which was Minato's favorite jutsu. They are both inside Eva's resort at the time and Naruto wanted to know about his dad's jutsu. Jiraiya is trying his best to explain it to Naruto's understanding and not knowing if he gets it or not. After a long explainsion, Naruto started on making the seal for it while Jiraiya look over to make sure that the seal isn't messed up. After a few hours of errors and mistakes (that somehow involve with only Jiraiya getting hurt), Naruto finally got the seal just right. Naruto was over joyed that he got the seal right, he ignored his godfather warning as he put the seal on to one of his kunias and thrown right into the near by pillar. It only been a second that the kunai have impacted itself into the pillar, and Jiraiya saw a somewhat yellow and orange flash going toward the pillar. He then heard a loud smack and followed it, he found that Naruto have hit the pillar hard.
"That got to hurt very much," thought Jiraiya.
"What else can go wrong," thought Kurama as he could feel the impact that Naruto have taken.
As soon as Kurama have thought that, a cracking sound were heard from all three. The cracking sound was coming from the pillar as it started to lean forward with Naruto still on it. Naruto could just gulp as he and the pillar have gone over the edge. Naruto was screaming as he fall. He could also see that the ground is getting closer as he fall. He started to panic from this and seeing that he's falling down too fast to grip onto the wall with chakra. In his panic, Naruto accidentally unsealed the box that his dad have left for him to which was still closed. Naruto grabbed the unopened box and rip it open in hope of something useful, but all there was inside was a tiny staff and a note with a latin word on it.
"WHAT THE HELL," yelled an angry Naruto, "THIS IS WHAT DAD LEFT ME INSIDE THIS BOX, A STUPID TINY STAFF!"
Naruto looked down and see that he's nearing the ground. He gulped and looked at the note. He got confused and said the word that was on it. After he have said that, a light started to surrounded the tiny staff and the staff started to grow in side. Within seconds, the was now the same side as Negi's along with width. Naruto grab the staff and got on it, then started to channel his wind magic into the staff. As soon as he was only a few feet from the ground, Naruto started to fly toward where Eva is relaxing on her new lounge chair. The speed that he was going were unreasonably fast and he doesn't know how to stop. Before he could crash into Eva, the vampire have quickly turn the staff toward the ocean to which Naruto have a rough landing. Eva just sighed to herself while she read one of Jiraiya's recreated books.
"Seem like I have to add flying lessons to my to do list for him," said Eva.
"All though, I can't help but feel that Minato and that idiot have a hand in this," thought Eva.
"C-curse you to hell d-dad," said Naruto as he pass out.
-Unknown location-
"ACHOO!"
"Are you all right Minato," asked a voice.
"I'm fine," answered Minato, "It seem that someone is either talking about me or my son is cursing me to hell."
"You didn't do the tiny staff in the box prank did you?"
"Nagi thought that it would be funny to do toward Naruto."
"I feel sorry for your son already."
There it is the ninth chapter of the story. I hope that you all like this chapter and the Omakes as well. Please review as soon as you can.
It's feel so good to be out of the hospital -watch Naruto crawl out from the other room with Asuna and Sakura behind him-
Asuna: Welcome back Liger
Sakura: How did your treatment go?
It was good, painful but good
Sakura: Good to hear
By the way, what did you two do to Naruto?
Asuna: We tortured him until he told us what he messed up before.
Did you two find out what it was?
Sakura: Yeah, it was him turning back to himself after Eva got her hands on him.
-sighs- What did you torture him with?
Sakura: A repeated genjutsu of Guy and Lee hugging.
-shivers- Sorry I asked, but you all did do the poll results right?
Asuna and Sakura: err...umm...no.
Ok next time I'm letting Chachamaru take my place.
Here are the results so far:
Tenten: 35
Hinata Hyuuga: 33
Ino Yamanaka: 29
Sakura Haruno: 8
Sakura: -sulking in a corner-
Asuna: Wow, she really isn't well liked huh?
Yeah, but you can't blame me but it's the reader's chose.
Asuna: so what's the idea for the winner?
Asuna you mean winners.
Asuna: huh?
I'm making the top three of them to be added and the ideas will be a secret.
Asuna: cheap take
Umm Asuna you might need to run and drag Sakura with you.
Asuna: why? -look at me confused-
Because it look like Naruto wants to have revenge from the torture you two put him through.
Asuna: yeah well then, see cya later! -runs away from Naruto with Sakura-
Naruto: -chase after them-
Good thing that it's not me.
Sasuke: Don't be so sure.
MEEP! -runs like hell-
Sasuke: GET BACK HERE! -chase after me-