"And bend . . . More . . . More! . . . Come on; put your backs into it!"
Link slowly opens his eyes. He's still sprawled out on the floor with his blanket only covering one of his legs. He looks towards the balcony and sees sunlight coming through the glass. He rubs his eyes while yawning then sits up and looks around the room. The man who let them stay in his apartment last night was now wearing a purple leotard and doing some kind of aerobics with his animal friends.
"Now stretch your arms or wings to the sky and take a deep breath." The man said while stretching and inhaling.
"Why are you making us do this?" Stephanie complained, but went along with his exercises anyway.
"You silly goose, you need to stretch every morning to loosen up your tight muscles and help your blood flow. As long as you live here you must abide by that very important rule; now bend over and touch your toes!" The man said while bending to touch his toes. He notices Link putting on his boots, "Good morning sleepy head! Did you get enough sleep? I got you breakfast!" He pointed to a tray of food near Link.
"Thank you very much!" Link replied with a smile before digging into his plain eggs and ham.
"Slow down little one! You eat as if your living in the streets like some little beggar boy!" The man said.
"Actually Claude, we kind of do live on the streets." Stephanie said.
The man, Claude, gasped "You poor things! Is there anything I can do?"
"Thanks a lot for your concern Claude, but Link has a home in Kokiri forest; he's just adventuring around Hyrule for the time being." Navi explained.
"Oh thank the Goddesses! You had me worried for a second there!" Claude said with relief.
"I think you are the first person to actually care about us." Cheyenne said, a little happy.
"What about Anju?" Link asked with a mouth full of food.
"Okay . . . Uh, I think you are the first person to actually care about us that we actually like." Cheyenne corrected.
"Oh thank you beauty bird!" Claude squealed.
"Beauty bird?" Link asked.
"Oh, that was something we came up with over breakfast; you see, Cheyenne is my beauty bird because she's gorgeous beyond belief, Stephanie is my lucky duck because she hasn't been cooked yet, Sage is my raunchy rat because of the jokes she was telling me this morning," He gave Sage an enticing smile and she winked in return, "and Linda here is my robbing raccoon because of all the things she already has and will steal." Claude explained.
"That sounds interesting." Link said.
"Oh, and we came up with a nickname for you too!" Claude said excitedly.
"That's okay, I don't need one." Link said, afraid to hear what kind of name Claude came up with.
"Lopsided Link!" Claude screamed with delight.
Link looked at Claude with confusion "What?"
"The girls came up with it and I thought it was the cutest name for you." Claude said.
"Okay Claude, it's close to the afternoon and we really should be going." Navi said.
Claude groaned "Now? But we were having so much fun!"
"I know, and I hate to rain on your parade but we have business to tend to." Navi explained.
"Fine . . ." Claude groaned.
"We'll definitely come back to see you Claude." Stephanie reassured.
"You better." Claude wined before giving them all a hug, "By the way! Since you say you're adventuring around Hyrule, why don't you take this extra sleeping bag?" He said before looking under his cot and pulling out a sleeping bag.
"Is that really okay?" Link asked.
"Of course silly; it's not like I'm going to use it any time soon anyway!" Claude said.
"Well thank you very much." Link said with a bow.
"Now you guys better stay safe out there! I don't want to hear about a kid and his animals being slaughtered to death by a rabid Zora or something." Claude said.
"Don't worry about it! If anything, we'd die from heat stroke or something." Linda said.
"Girl please . . . asphyxiation is more like it." Claude joked, causing the animals to laugh while Link and Navi just looked at them with a confused expression.
Link finishes his food then they leave and head out of Hyrule market into Hyrule field. After some discussion on where they should go, Sage and Linda lead everyone towards Zora's river. They follow the river until they reach the owl that's perched on a pillar.
"What's crackin lacki-" Linda started.
"Do you have any idea how long I've been waiting for you? You little bastards really think I have time for your little games? I'm a very busy owl with a very busy schedule!" The owl interrupted.
"Doing what, sucking the life out of innocent bystanders?" Sage asked irritably.
"Why are you so mean to us all the time?" Stephanie asked.
"Why are you a dumbass?" The owl scoffed.
"Is there any particular reason why you sat there waiting for us Mr. glaring owl?" Cheyenne asked.
"Yeah, I'm hungry and haven't eaten for almost three days." The owl replied.
"You can't eat us!" Stephanie shouted.
"I like my duck roasted." The owl said while glaring at Stephanie. A bomb suddenly flies at the owl, but he dodges the bomb just in time. The bomb falls to the ground and lands next to a boulder, blowing it up instead. The owl glares at the group, "One of you pecker heads better have a good explanation for this."
"My hand slipped." Linda said.
"Do you think throwing bombs is funny?" The owl interrogated.
"Kind of . . ." Linda admitted.
"You-" The owl spoke.
"Can we just GO?" Sage interrupted, "I mean, you claim to not like seeing us, yet you stop to have a conversation with us almost everywhere we go! I think by now you should know that Link doesn't need your guidance anymore! And don't give me that lame ass excuse about you being hungry, I know for a fact that Hyrule has plenty of food for some fat ass bird such as yourself! I'd continue but I think a strand of my fur got into my eye! Someone continue for me!" Sage said while trying to get whatever was in her eye out.
"You're mean and you glare at people too much!" Cheyenne shouted.
"You smell like my grandpa's underwear!" Stephanie shouted.
"I hate you!" Linda shouted.
"I shouldn't have asked for your guys' help." Sage said.
"We're sorry Mr. Owl; we'll try not to bother you anymore." Link said.
"Well, if Link is troubled by all our fighting, then I guess I'll just take my leave." The owl said calmly then flew off.
"Link, I think you need to speak up more; you'd prevent a lot more fights that way." Sage said.
"Well if you guys weren't stupid enough to get into fights in the first place he wouldn't have to apologize on your behalf!" Navi shouted.
"I hear a loud buzzing sound, but I don't know where it's coming from." Sage said, pretending she didn't hear Navi.
"We're sorry Mr. Owl; we'll try not to bother you anymore." Link repeated. Everyone just gave him an odd look, "what? I thought since it stopped the last argument it would stop this one too."
"Surprisingly it did." Sage said.
"Shall we continue then?" Link asked. Everyone nodded.
They keep going, dodging as many Octorok balls as they can, and also managing to flip off the water tektites as they run passed them. They finally reach the area with a series of cliffs they must climb to get to the sleepless waterfall. When they climb up to the Triforce symbol carved in to the ground Link, already knowing the drill, pulls out his Ocarina and plays 'Zelda's lullaby'. They watch as the waterfall begins to split and uncovers an opening. They jump through and continue into Zora's Domain.
"So this is the place where the last spiritual stone is?" Link asked while looking around.
"Well, it's not in here, but it's here." Sage said.
"So after we get this last spiritual stone and take it to the princess, we can go home?" Cheyenne asked.
"Hopefully." Sage answered, "Let's go up those stairs!" She said, trying to change the subject.
"What's up there?" Link asked.
"The Zora king." Linda answered.
They walk up the stairs and find the Zora king sitting on a ledge and staring at a wall. Link looks over at a confused Navi before turning back towards the King, "Um . . . Hello."
"Just ignore him for now and head that way." Sage said, pointing towards a nearby passageway.
"Bath time!" Stephanie said excitedly while jumping in the water; the other animals not too far behind.
Link steps into the water and heads in to the small passageway. When he reaches the end he finds a Zora and the top of a waterfall.
"Want to play the diving game? Only twenty rupees and you can win a nice prize." The Zora said.
"How do you play?" Link asked.
"I'll throw rupees into the water down there and you dive down to retrieve them in a limited amount of time." The Zora explained while pointing down towards the bottom.
Link looks over the edge of the waterfall and his eyes widen "Um . . . is there any other game I can play, Preferably one on land?"
"Don't be scared it's not that bad; and besides, the prize is definitely worth it." The Zora said.
"Well, I guess." Link says before paying the Zora.
"All right, get ready!" The Zora shouted as he threw a couple of rupees over the waterfall, "Get set!"
"Choo Choo! All aboard the animal train!" The animals shouted, swimming in a line starting with Stephanie and ending with Sage.
"Go!" The Zora began, not noticing the animals.
"Come on Link, we're celebrating Cheyenne finding her ears! Come jo-OOOLY SHIT!" Stephanie screamed as she noticed the waterfall. She tried flying out of the water, but the other animals still had ahold of her so she flew into Link who lost his balance and they all fell down screaming. When Link resurfaced, he coughed up water and looked around.
"Are you guys okay?" Cheyenne asked, flying above her friends.
"Didn't you fall with us?" Link asked, not flying above his friends.
"Yeah, but I flew away." Cheyenne said.
Linda burst out of the water and gasped for air "It's Camp Dry Lake all over again!" She shouted, struggling to stay above water.
Link helps Linda stay afloat until Stephanie swims by "Here, grab ahold of my ass!"
"If I didn't feel like I was going to drown I'd push you down right now." Linda said before grabbing Stephanie.
"That's exactly what I said when she rescued me." Sage said; standing on Stephanie's back.
Link suddenly remembered that the game was still going on so he quickly tried to get the rupees. After he got them all, he and his animal friends returned to the top of the waterfall.
"Did I win?" Link asked while wringing out his hat.
The Zora started laughing hysterically "You should've seen the look on your face when you were pushed! Priceless! Then you went and did a belly flop! Oh man! You're killing me!"
Link gives the Zora an unsatisfied look "So do I get the prize or what?"
"Here! Take it!" The Zora laughed then handed a scale over to Link.
"What do I do with it?" Link asked, but the Zora was too busy laughing to hear.
"It helps you breathe under water longer." Linda explained.
"Oh come on! It's not that funny!" Stephanie yelled to the Zora.
"Are you okay Link? You're not hurt or anything, are you?" Navi asked.
"No, I was too wrapped up in the game that I kind of forgot about the pain." Link said.
"I hope you keep that mind set for future reference." Sage said.
"Now that we're done here, let's go see the King." Link said.
"Before that, we got to go get the note in a bottle." Linda pointed out.
"Note in a bottle? Where?" Cheyenne asked.
"Down there." Linda said, pointing to the bottom of Zora's domain. Everyone but Sage gives Linda and unpleased look, "Sorry, but that's where we need to go."
"Can't we go talk to the Zora King without it?" Stephanie whined, not wanting to fall again.
"The faster we get down there and get the bottle, the faster we can go talk to the Zora King." Navi lectured.
"Of course you wouldn't mind, fairies can breathe underwater." Cheyenne said.
"How would you know?" Navi asked skeptically.
"Duh, I've seen Peter Pan." Cheyenne said.
"Who's Peter Pan?" Link asked.
"You guys are the stupidest and most entertaining visitors we've ever had!" The Zora said before he burst out laughing again. The animals look at each other then Linda head-butts him in the gut and the other three push him over the waterfall.
"I can't say I agree with your method of dealing with anger towards others, but . . ." Navi said, not really caring.
"We'll just say it was an accident." Cheyenne said and they all nodded.
After another several minutes of complaining, they finally grew some balls and jumped down the waterfall again. They swam down into the small passageway leading to Lake Hylia. When they got to the other side they swam to the surface and looked around.
"What is this place?" Link asked.
"Lake Hylia." Linda answered.
"Guys, I can't swim very well here." Cheyenne said while struggling to get on top of Stephanie's back.
"I think it was a bad idea for us all to come here." Sage said, already sitting on Stephanie's back.
"Hope you have room for one more!" Linda said as she lifts herself onto Stephanie's back, weighing Stephanie and the other animals down.
Stephanie struggled to stay afloat "I can't swim with all three of you on my back!"
"Sure you can, just try harder." Linda said trying to balance herself on Stephanie.
"Here," Link took Linda off of Stephanie's back, "why don't you guys stay on land while I get that bottle?" He swam to shore with Stephanie behind him and set Linda on land.
"Do you know where it is?" Cheyenne asked.
"I'm guessing it's that clear thing at the bottom of the lake over there." Link points to a clear object underwater.
Sage jumps off of Stephanie's back and shakes herself dry "Looks like you're getting smarter and smarter every day."
"And by the looks of it, you're just getting dumber and dumber." Navi said.
"Ah, but that's where you're wrong young padawan; this morning we figured out the possibility of you being an arrogant ninny is a good ninety-nine point eight percent." Linda mocked with a British accent.
"Yes indeed." Sage agreed.
Navi rolls her eyes "Morons . . ."
"Navi, I can't help but notice that you're angry most of the time." Stephanie said.
"It's just in her blood." Sage said.
"If you honestly can't see why I'm always in a bad mood then you're an idiot." Navi said irritably.
"I think that scarecrow's glaring at me." Cheyenne said. They all turn towards a patch of dirt with a dancing scarecrow in the ground, "It told me it was going to eat my babies and stomp on all of my newly grown squash! When I told it I was thinking of planting some apple trees it said it would burn my house down and shoot my dead husband!" She shouted before breaking down into tears. They all glance at each other then look back at Cheyenne.
"Cheyenne, I think whatever happened to you that caused you to be strangely paranoid and crazy got worse." Stephanie said.
"What kind of drugs are you on and where can I get some?" Linda asked.
"I'm just curious about whether or not you're willing to share your stash with us." Sage said.
"You're all a bunch of idiots." Navi said.
"What, I don't have the money to buy my own." Sage said in defense.
"That's not what I meant!" Navi shouted.
"What do I do with this bottle?" Link asked. They all turn to Link and notice him carrying a bottle with a note inside.
"When did you get that?" Stephanie asked.
"I went after it when you guys were talking." Link replied.
"Great work Link!" Navi chimed.
"Okay great, can we go now?" Cheyenne asked impatiently.
"Oh . . . Sure." Link said, looking over at the other animals as if to ask why Cheyenne was in a strange mood.
"Don't ask." They said in unison.
They swam back through the passageway and went back to Zora's domain. They got out of the water and climbed up the stairs to meet the Zora King. Of course the King was still staring at the wall when they got there so they stepped on to the stone block thing to try and get his attention.
"Mr. King Zora?" Link started, "Uh, we have this bottle with a note inside that we think you should see." But the King ignored him and kept staring at the wall, "Mr. King-"
"Did you know that cuccos can lift up to twice their size?" The Zora King finally spoke in a strange squeaky voice.
"No." Link answered, a little confused.
"Well good cause I just made that up, but it's true that fingernails keep growing even after you die." The King said while looking at his fish hands.
"You don't even have fingernails." Sage said.
"Don't insult him, he's the King." Stephanie whispered.
"He's an idiot." Sage whispered back.
"Why do you think water quenches your thirst? If wood could 'quench' your thirst would you drink it?" The King asked.
"Uh-"Link started.
"Or do Dodongo's pee fire and poop boulders?" The King cut in again.
"Where is everybody getting these drugs that I don't know about?" Linda asked to no one in particular.
"Mr. Zora King, we have some serious business with you. We need to get the spiritual stone of water and we believe it's around here so if you could-"
"I haven't seen my daughter in a really long time." The Zora King cut in once again.
"We can go look for her if you want us to." Link said.
"She loves water, she practically lives in it." The King said.
"But isn't she a fish like you?" Link asked.
"They all fly." The Zora King said before laughing.
"This conversation is getting nowhere!" Sage shouted before grabbing the bottle out of Links' hands and throwing it at the Zora King, "Read the damn note!"
The bottle bounces off the Zora King and lands in the water "You dropped your book; let me get it for you." He starts leaning over, but falls over with a loud splash and rumble of the ground. Our heroes stare at the King with wide eyes before they see the bottle float up to them.
"What do we do now?" Cheyenne asked.
"Well . . . The way we need to go is now open so . . . why not just go?" Sage suggested.
"We can't just leave him here!" Stephanie protested.
"It's not like we can move him!" Sage countered.
"Why don't we go tell someone that he fell? It's not like we did it on purpose." Link said as he bent down to retrieve the bottle.
"But since we were the only ones here when it happened they might blame us." Cheyenne pointed out.
"If we go find his daughter before letting anyone else know; they'll be less likely to blame us. But if there is a chance that they blame us then finding his daughter should lessen the punishment." Linda said.
"So you're seriously thinking of just leaving him here till we get back?" Stephanie asked in disbelief.
"Why not? He's not going anywhere anytime soon." Linda said.
"But that's wrong! How would you like it if someone left your unconscious body lying on the floor?" Stephanie argued.
"I don't think talking sense into these idiots is going to help." Navi said.
"If you want to carry around that fat lard, be my guest." Sage said.
"Okay guys, why don't we just leave him here for now and come back when we have the spiritual stone of water?" Link suggested.
"Yeah I guess that's all right." Stephanie said.
"You need to quit changing your mind." Linda said and Stephanie just shrugs.
"Before we go we need to go catch a fish." Sage said.
"First of all, what for; and second, how are you three steps ahead of all of us?" Navi asked irritably
"Animal senses, duh." Sage replied. Navi glared at her suspiciously.
"Well if you say we need a fish then I'll trust you." Link said. Which pulled at Sage's heart strings a little.
They walk down the stairs and head over to shallow water where some fish are swimming. Linda gives Link a bottle and he tries his hand at scooping up a fish. He slowly steps closer to a fish and swings the bottle as fast as he could, but upon inspecting the bottle he realizes it wasn't a fish.
"Son of a bitch! Damn it all!" Navis' voice sounded muffled from inside the bottle.
Link shook Navi out of the bottle "Sorry Navi."
"I think it would help if you tried scooping down towards the water." Navi said irritably.
"Thanks for the tip." Link said with an apologetic smile.
Thirty minutes later, he's still coming up empty. The animals decided to help him and managed to catch a fish thanks to Stephanie and her fishing instincts. They put the fish in the bottle then head back up the stairs, pass the unconscious Zora King and go through the passageway towards the Zora's fountain. Once outside, they walk up to a small alter where Lord Jabu-Jabu was swimming (?).
"Isn't this the fish-deity Lord Jabu-Jabu?" Navi asked.
"Yup and unfortunately we need to get inside of him." Linda said.
"What?" Everyone but Sage shouted.
"That's where the spiritual stone is." Sage pointed out. They looked at Lord Jabu-Jabu with uneasy expressions, "Quit being pussy's and give him the fish as an offering."
Link reluctantly dropped the fish out of the bottle and moments later they're all being sucked into the monstrous fish. They're now inside Lord Jabu-Jabu's mouth with random deadly bubbles floating around.
"Eeeeew! We're walking in whale spit!" Stephanie cried while looking at her duck feet.
"Not to mention it smells like Gorton's' ass." Sage said while sitting on Linda's back.
"Those bubbles . . . Their glare burns my soul." Cheyenne seethed.
"Has there been a gas leak in Hyrule recently?" Linda asked no one in particular.
"What's that?" Link asked, pointing towards the yellow switch hanging from the roof.
"Hit it with your slingshot and we can go into the next room." Sage replied.
Link did as he was told and they went into the next room which consisted of a small ledge leading to the next door and an electric jelly fish.
Linda looks over the edge "That's a long fall."
"Yes it is." Navi said before pushing Linda over the edge.
"YOU BIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiii-" They heard Linda scream just before a loud splash.
"That's for using me as bait for Talon!" Navi yelled.
"Holy shit! What if she died?" Cheyenne shouted.
"All that's down there is a pool of whale spit, she's fine." Navi said.
"Is this going to be one of those endless cycles of pay backs?" Stephanie asked.
"I hope not, because if I remember correctly Linda and Sage already apologized for the Talon incident." Link said while staring at Navi.
"Don't look at me like that! You know she deserved it!" Navi shouted.
"If you so much as come near me, I'm ripping your wings off." Sage warned Navi before heading towards the next room and the rest of the group following her.
"Wait, are you guys just going to leave Linda down there?" Stephanie asked in disbelief.
"Eh, she'll be fine." Sage said.
"By herself?" Stephanie questioned.
"She knows this place better then all of us, she'll be fine." Sage reassured.
Stephanie sighs in defeat and follows the rest of the group to the next room. This room had some weird pits scattered across the ground and more of those electric jelly fish. When they walked in the room they saw another Zora, but this one was smaller and looked a lot more pissed off.
"Who sent you here? Get out! I hate you! I don't ever want to see your faces again! You're ugly and should've been thrown under a carriage when you were born! We Zora folk don't even consider your kind good enough to eat and we eat bugs for breakfast! Haven't I already told you I hate you? What are you still doing here, Get out!" The Zora shouted. The group just stared at her in bewilderment.
"It's nice to see you too bitch." Sage said irritably.
"IT'S THE DEVIL!" Cheyenne screamed before flying under Links' hat.
"We're looking for the spiritual stone of wa-" Link started to speak but was rudely cut off.
"I throw rocks at orphans for fun!" The Zora yelled before turning around and accidentally falling into one of those weird pits.
"And just like that our problems are solved." Stephanie said with a smile.
"Not all of them." Sage said while glaring at Navi.
"We've got to go after her; she might know where the stone is." Link said as he jumped in after the Zora.
"It's a good thing he went after her for that and not her well-being or I'd think he was insane." Sage said.
They jump in after Link and end up in a room with weird platforms and more creatures.
"You stupid dumbasses! I told you I hate you and don't want you here! You think you're good because you rescue a poor defenseless girl but you're not! You're shit! You're a mistake! Your parents-"
"SHUT UP!" Link shouted and everyone turned their attention towards him, "I don't have time to listen to you bitch about someone who isn't a dimwitted fish like you! What I want to know is how the hell your stupid ass got in here and if you know where the spiritual stone of water is!" Link snapped. The Zora stared at Link in surprise while his friends just smile.
"It was an accident," The Zora spoke softly, "at least I think it was, Lord Jabu-Jabu doesn't normally swallow me like that. My name's Ruto by the way, I mean, if you were wondering or something, but yeah. I had spiritual stone with me, but I lost it; we call it the Zora's Sapphire. If you help me look for it I'll give it to you." Ruto explained. Link nodded and headed towards the nearest door, or weird whale opening thing, "Wait!" Ruto called.
"What?" Link asked irritably.
"Can you carry me, I think I would be a great honor for y-" Ruto started.
"Carry yourself." Link said before walking through the door and causing the animals and Navi to snicker.
"Link's really pissed." Stephanie said.
"If Linda could see this she'd flip out." Sage said.
For the most part, it was quiet while they were searching for the spiritual stone. They encountered different monsters that Link killed, went through different rooms and even got a cool new boomerang. They finally come to a room with a platform that had spikes surrounding it and the spiritual stone of water sitting on top.
"That's my stone!" Ruto shouted before jumping on the platform.
"Good, throw it here." Sage said.
"No way in hell! I-" Ruto started, but was interrupted when the platform lifts up to the ceiling.
"What the hell was that?" Navi asked.
"That bitch still has the spiritual stone!" Sage yelled.
"How come that weird whale chunk had spikes around it? Actually, how did it lift itself into the ceiling? I mean, there was no support system or anything and . . . we're inside a whale!" Stephanie said.
"There are just some things you don't question around here." Cheyenne answered.
"EEEEEK! What is this thing?" They heard Ruto scream from above. The platform lowers to the ground again and instead of Ruto, Linda was standing there.
"Did you get the spiritual stone?" Navi asked.
Linda glared at Navi "First you push me over-"
"Yeah that's great, did you get the stone?" Navi interrupted.
"You dumb bitch!" Linda screamed.
"All that matters is you're okay. Now let's go after Ruto." Link said before they all climbed onto the platform.
"Isn't it obvious none of you give a shit?" Linda asked irritably. Sage and Stephanie nod their heads as the platform lifts itself to the ceiling again.
"So where did that fish girl go?" Cheyenne asked.
"After I scratched her eyes out for screaming at me she ran off." Linda said.
"Well that sounds swell." Sage said.
After about thirty minutes they come up to the boss room, but instead of Barinade they find . . . Tony the tiger?
"What the hell is this? First the Gerudo at Dodongo's cavern now tony the tiger?" Sage screamed.
"My name's not Tony, its Phil." Tony the tiger said.
"Stop glaring at me." Cheyenne said.
"I only stare at pretty people." Tony the tiger said.
"How the hell are we supposed to kill this thing?" Stephanie asked.
"Go f*ck yourself." Tony the tiger rudely stated.
"Link, kill it!" Linda said.
Link pulls out his boomerang and throws it at Tony-
"MY NAME'S PHIL!"
And throws it at Tony the tiger, hitting him in the face. He screams in agony and steps back, accidentally stepping into a puddle of acid. As his foot begins to burn off he hops to the side and falls into a hole full of hungry alligators. The group looks down the hole and watch as the alligators eat Tony.
"That was easy." Sage said.
"That was horrible . . ." Stephanie said.
A blue ring of light forms in the middle of the room with Ruto inside. They walk up to the ring and Ruto glares at them.
"Don't start your complaining and make room for the rest of us." Link said while stepping inside the light. They're all flashed out and end up on a log in the Zora fountain. Ruto gives Link the spiritual stone of water.
"It's kind of like an engagement ring-" Ruto spoke before she was interrupted.
"You're not marrying him." Linda stated.
"I remember you!" Ruto shouted, almost scared.
"Should we finish where we left off?" Linda smirked and showed her claws.
"Get that thing away from me!" Ruto screamed.
"She's just trying to be friendly." Sage said.
For some reason this chapter feels like it took FOREVER! what ever... I didn't really edit this chapter, just skimmed through it, so if you see anything just holler... i guess.. BYE!