Rose and the Doctor had gone to Poosh to get a biomorphic regulator version 3. They regulator itself was a small metal cylinder made of titanium that had to be implanted near his collarbone. It had a remote programming device, so it didn't have to be removed to have settings changed. The regulator itself was fairly robust. It could survive thousands of degrees of heat and most forms of radiation. If shorted out, it could be back in working condition within a matter hours, without the need of manual maintenance.

The Doctor used a mix of DNA signatures of some of his past incarnations stored in the TARDIS data base to create a new humanoid form for himself. Sadly, this meant he STILL couldn't be ginger. After grumbling about that for a few minutes before finishing up the humanoid form. What he ended up with was a tall, skinny, and pale male humanoid with big brown eyes and spiky brown hair. He had even managed to program the device so that he was wearing an suit and trench coat. That way he wouldn't be walking around naked or accidentally tear up entire wardrobes of clothing when ever he changed back. Rose disagreed with his logic.

*flashback*

"Won't you still feel awkward though? Despite LOOKING like you're wearing clothes, you still don't actually have anything on!" Rose said exasperated. The Doctor was standing in front of her, still in his dino form.

"Hmm...You do have a point. It would be a bit awkward..." the Doctor said contemplating what Rose had said. "Ah! I have a solution to that!" he said sticking a clawed finger in the air as he got an idea. He then bounded off into the TARDIS. He came back about 10 minutes later...with a shirt collar and tie hanging around his neck. "See? Not technically naked anymore." he said pointing to the pieces of fabric hanging around his neck.

Rose gave him an incredulous look. "That's just a tie and shirt collar!" she argued.

"Yeah." the Doctor said, "What suit would be complete without a tie?"

Rose face palmed. "Fine." she said giving up. Then a thought struck her. "Why does the TARDIS even have a detached shirt collar and tie big enough to fit a dinosaur?"

The Doctor opened his mouth to respond, but then closed it in a thoughtful frown. He opened his mouth to speak again before again shutting it, bringing a clawed finger to his lower jaw in thought. "You know, I'm not really sure..." he finally said.

*end of flashback*

There was one downside to the regulator; it couldn't run 24/7. It needed some time to rest and recharge. This proved evident when the Doctor suddenly turned back into a pterodactyl in the middle of a sword fight with the Sycoraks leader. It did, however give him a few second to gain the upper hand over the surprised alien (which was much needed since it was really hard to wield a sword with giant, wings and relatively tiny hands). Therefore they decided after that to have it automatically turn of when he was inside the TARDIS.

Now they were headed on there way for New New York. The Doctor was pretty excited for their first official adventure in his newest incarnation.

"Rose, you're going to love where we're headed to next!" he said rushing past her to get to the other side of the controls that was just out of reach. In doing so he accidentally bumped into her making her stumble a bit. "The skyline is absolutely beautiful, though not quite like the original." he continued brushing past her accidentally bumping into her again. This time she fell backwards onto her back. "It's actually the 15th New York since the original so..." he babbled on, oblivious to what had happened.

"Doctor!" she said trying and succeeding in getting his attention. He looked up from his work on the controls and stopped his lecture.

"Rose, what are you doing on the floor?" he asked giving her a confused look and extending a wing to help her up.

"You bumped into me and toppled me over." she explained, "I don't know how big you are in terms of flying reptiles, but you aren't exactly as small as you were."

The Doctor gave her a guilty look before saying, "Sorry, I guess I'm still getting used to this!" He gave a sheepish grin and Rose smiled and waved it off. "Anyways, to New New York!" he said as he turned a final knob. At the same time he heard a thwack and a yelp as the TARDIS shook. He looked up to see Rose was stuck in one of the coral arches that surrounded the the control room. She blew a piece of hair out her face. It took him a second to realize what had happened. He let out a nervous laugh before he spoke. "Right..." he said, "giant powerful wings that open up via wrists...really should have thought about that...probably also should have warned you...Sorry!" He gave a nervous grin, but Rose just gave him an annoyed glare. After that, the Doctor had to grab Rose with his beak by the hoodie to save her from her wedge prison. Both of them realised this would take more getting used to than they thought.

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Yes! Finally got another chapter done! I know this isn't as funny as the last chapter, but this was sort of the chapter to get the story mechanics working and all the plot holes filled so the other chapters could mostly be funny ones. Also, fun fact: titanium is one of the few things that can enter the body as a foreign object and fool the immune system into thinking it's part of the body.

Anyways, please review!