Seeker: Welcome back! Here's the second chapter of Attack of the Authoresses! Enjoy, rate, and review! Beware the insanity!
Seeker chuckled as she scanned the director's office. "Pink couch," she said as said couch turned sparkly neon pink. "Rainbow plant, bubble wrapped chair..."
"That looks entirely normal." Galaxy grinned.
Seeker turned the desk blue with orange spots. "You think?" she asked with an evil grin.
"Yup! Now we put an annoying and random picture on the desktop!" Galaxy replied, snapping her fingers and putting an eye-hurtingly bright picture of a My Little Pony on the screen.
Seeker groaned as she covered her eyes. "Wow," she muttered, slightly in awe at the picture. Seeker then turned to Galaxy. "Should we change the wall color too?"
"Of course!" Galaxy grinned, holding up a few buckets of paint and some paintball guns. "But we should do it the hard way, because that's more fun."
Seeker grinned. "Lots more fun," she agreed as she took a gun. "Fire at will?"
"Of course!" Galaxy exclaimed, stepping behind Seeker to stand back to back and beginning to blast the walls.
Seeker whooped as she began assaulting the wall with an array of colors, grinning evilly as each new splatter of paint redecorated the room.
Galaxy suddenly whirled, dove behind the couch, popped up, and began spraying Seeker with paint instead.
Seeker shrieked and returned fire as she hid behind Tsubasa's desk, splattering the couch with a thick layer of rainbow.
Galaxy grinned and fired underneath the couch at Seeker, spattering the floor.
Seeker chuckled, jumped up so that she had a clear shot, and fired.
Galaxy yelped in surprise and slipped into the floor.
Seeker laughed but instantly froze as the door knob jiggled.
Galaxy popped back up and opened the door. "Hello, Tsubasa!" she greeted cheerfully.
Seeker grinned and waved at him, not even bothering to hide her paintball gun.
Tsubasa's jaw dropped to the floor at the two authoresses and the messy state of his office.
Galaxy merely laughed.
Seeker giggled as she looked around and admired their handiwork. Facing Galaxy, she held her hand up. "High-fives for awesome decorating!"
Galaxy grinned and high-fived Seeker, while Tsubasa opened and closed his mouth, trying to recover from his shock.
Seeker chuckled and grinned. "Close your mouth, Tsubasa. You look like a fish."
Tsubasa snapped his mouth shut, looking rather angry.
"What? You did," Seeker replied innocently.
"You... Messed up my office..." Tsubasa growled.
Seeker instantly pointed towards Galaxy. "She did it."
"What?! It was your idea!" Galaxy exclaimed.
"Out. Now." Tsubasa demanded darkly.
Seeker giggled as she again pointed at Galaxy. "It was all her idea," she repeated before disappearing.
A tick mark appeared on Galaxy's forehead as she disappeared.
Seeker reappeared outside of Bey Park, paintball gun still in hand.
Galaxy appeared and began blasting Seeker with her paintball gun.
Seeker grinned, shot Galaxy a few times, then disappeared.
Galaxy slipped underground and disappeared.
Seeker appeared outside the B-Pit and grinned. "I blame you, Galaxy, and I'm sticking to my story!" she called.
Instantly, Seeker was covered in pudding.
Seeker growled. "Cheap shot." Then, she threw Jell-O that was quickly followed by a glitter bomb.
Galaxy popped up behind Seeker and covered the blonde's eyes.
Seeker froze. "My fault, all my fault!" she whimpered.
"Relax." Galaxy laughed, uncovering Seeker's eyes and playfully ruffling the blonde's hair.
Seeker glared at Galaxy and fixed her hair. She then looked around, not sure what next to do.
Galaxy grinned. "Want to go to the Bey Park?"
Giving the redhead a grin, Seeker nodded excitedly before once again disappearing.
Galaxy soon followed, teleporting to the Bey Park.
Seeker appeared beside the stadium and did a little dance in excitement. "I can't wait to battle someone!" she yelled.
Zero, standing on one of the platforms, turned to face Seeker in surprise as Galaxy appeared.
Seeker waved. "Sup, Zero?"
"You two are just everywhere." Zero commented, turning back to the battle in front of him and taking out his opponent.
Seeker chuckled. "We're insane. That's just how we roll."
"Exactly." Galaxy grinned.
A squeal suddenly erupted from Seeker. "I can't wait! Someone please battle me before I explode! If I did, we'd have to hose glittery rainbow stuff off the walls."
"Well, the other side of the stadium is open now." Galaxy pointed out.
Seeker giggled before racing towards that side and leaping up onto the platform, raising her launcher in anticipation.
Zero raised his launcher as well. "Three!" He called.
"Two!" Seeker yelled, a huge grin on her face.
"One!"
"Let it rip!" Seeker finished as her Burning Pegasus shot into the stadium. "Hope you're prepared for this, Zero!" Seeker called as her bey raced around the stadium.
"Go, Ifrit!" Zero called, as his silver and red bey also darted around the stadium.
"Pegasus!" In response, the blue and green bey smashed into the silver and red one, creating a comparatively small explosion.
"Ifrit, Burning Uppercut!" Zero called.
"That's not going to do anything!" Seeker yelled with a grin. "Push him back, Pegasus!"
Ifrit collided with Burning Pegasus, creating an explosion.
Seeker watched, waiting for an opening in Ifrit's defenses. "Come on," she muttered to herself. "There has to be something that I'm missing."
"Get it, Ifrit!" Zero called.
"There!" Seeker shouted, her eyes lighting up. "Pegasus, Flaming Crush!" The blue and green bey exploded into a ball of fire and charged towards Ifrit.
"Huh?" Zero was surprised.
An explosion filled the stadium, but when the dust cleared, only Ifrit could be seen.
"Where did it go?!" Zero asked, looking around frantically.
Seeker stared at Zero. "It's a Pegasus, Zero," she deadpanned. A light glinted high above in the sky as Seeker smirked. "Let's do this at full power! Pegasus, Everlasting Flame of God!" The light quickly expanded into a raging inferno as Pegasus dove down on Ifrit.
"Gahh!" Zero exclaimed. "Ifrit, Burning Uppercut!"
"There's no escaping!" Seeker called as her bey crashed into the stadium, making it wobble dangerously and a few cracks to appear.
"Kyahh!" Zero yelled, glowing orange.
"Uh oh," Seeker yelped. "Not good! Come on, Pegasus! Don't stop now!"
"Ifrit!" Zero yelled.
Seeker laughed. "This is amazing! Pegasus, Heaven's Fire!" Her bey leapt up into the air again before once again divebombing Samurai Ifrit.
"Kyahh!" Zero yelled as an explosion occurred.
Seeker watched carefully, hoping the battle wasn't over yet.
Zero panted as the dust cleared.
"Pegasus?" Seeker called, then turned to Galaxy. "Do you see them? Because I can't."
"Nope." Galaxy replied.
Seeker shrugged and leaned over her platform, nearly falling into the stadium. Waving her arms around to regain her balance, she finally caught sight of the two beys. "A tie?!" she yelped.
"Whoa! Not what I was expecting." Galaxy exclaimed.
"I totally thought Zero was going to beat me there for a second," Seeker replied with a grin as she retrieved Pegasus. She then turned to Galaxy and giggled. "Your turn, Galaxy! Show them the awesome power of your Angel Pegasus!"
"Right!" Galaxy exclaimed, stepping up to the stadium to face Shinobu.
"Galaxy," Shinobu greeted shortly. He then aimed his launcher into the stadium. "Three!"
"Two!" Galaxy called.
"One! Let it rip!" Shinobu yelled, launching Salamander into the stadium.
"Let it rip!" Galaxy called.
"Meet Angel Pegasus!" Shinobu called, his silver and orange bey darting towards Galaxy's silver and white bey.
"Get him, Pegasus!" Galaxy called, as her bey charged Salamander.
"Go now! Salamander, Phantom Fire Shot!" Shinobu called as his bey rapidly multiplied, then began smashing into Pegasus.
"Lightspeed Storm!" Galaxy called, creating a ring of white flames around the stadium.
Shinobu grit his teeth. "Not good. Fight back, Salamander! Don't get sucked in!"
"Kyahh!" Galaxy yelled, glowing white.
"Ahh! No! Blazing Ring Shot!" Shinobu called, tossing Angel Pegasus up into the air with a confident smirk. "It's over, Galaxy!"
"Seraph Thunder Strike!" The call was Galaxy's only response.
Shinobu gasped as Salamander flew right by him, his eyes wide in shock.
Seeker stared at the bey that was lodged into the wall not two feet away from her before whirling around to face Galaxy. "That. Was. Awesome!" she cheered.
Galaxy grinned and caught her bey out of the air. "Yeah!"
Shinobu stared at Galaxy before he grinned. "What she said," he replied, gesturing towards Seeker who smiled.
Galaxy stepped down from the platform grinning.
"That was so cool!" Seeker cried in excitement as she met the redhead. "What now? I still want to battle, but..."
"Dunno." Galaxy shrugged.
Seeker sweatdropped. "That's helpful," she muttered.
Galaxy grinned.
"Um," Seeker hummed. "Oh, I know! We should prank Benkei!"
Galaxy grinned evilly. "Just get me under his soda machine and I'll be more annoying than ever to him."
Seeker chuckled as she snapped her fingers, reappearing in Bull Burger, and smirking at said soda machine.
Galaxy instantly dove underneath the soda machine.
Seeker then hid behind behind one of the booths with a snicker, waiting for the manager to appear.
While Seeker was waiting, a customer came up to the soda machine. The moment the customer tried to use it, they were sprayed with soda.
The blonde slapped her hands over her mouth to keep from laughing out loud as the customer stomped angrily away.
A few other customers reported the incident to Benkei, who sweatdropped and instantly went to look under the soda machine.
Seeker watched and waited, nearly jumping up out of hiding to get a better view.
The moment Benkei opened up the doors, he was blasted with pudding.
"Gahh! Galaxy, get out from under there!" He yelled, reaching down to try grabbing the authoress.
Seeker jumped up from her booth and shot the purple haired man with a combination of glitter and Jell-O.
"What the?!" Benkei exclaimed, whirling to face the blonde in surprise.
"Oh, did I forget to mention I brought a friend?" Galaxy's voice called from under the soda machine.
Seeker smirked as she shot a balloon filled with whipped cream and even more glitter at Benkei. "Hi Ben-ben! My name is Seeker! Prepare to get glittered!"
Benkei dove out of the way.
"An equally-insane friend, that is!" Galaxy whooped.
Seeker giggled. "That's why we get along so well!" She agreed with a grin.
"Can't you annoy someone else? I've got customers here!" Benkei wailed.
Seeker shrugged. "That's why it's so fun! Duh!"
Galaxy poked her head out and grinned.
"Oh and Ben-ben?" Seeker called from the kitchen where she was grabbing a burger.
"What?" Benkei sighed.
Seeker chuckled as she sat on the counter, tossing another burger at Galaxy while she bit into hers. "You have a little Minion problem in the back," Seeker answered.
At that moment, a distinctive call for bananas sounded from the kitchen.
Galaxy laughed and went into the kitchen.
Seeker giggled as she finished her burger, watching as Benkei's face flipped through multiple emotions in a matter of seconds.
A steady stream of Minions soon came out of the kitchen, dissipating into the street.
"Hi Dave!" Seeker called to a particular Minion who turned, smiled and waved at her before heading once again towards the street.
"Kevin, no." Galaxy said sternly to another Minion, who climbed off the counter and pouted.
Seeker watched as the rest filed out before turning to Benkei. The blonde promptly burst into a fit of giggles.
Galaxy grinned, while Benkei just sighed and went into the kitchen.
"Who's next?" Seeker asked Galaxy.
"Dunno." Galaxy shrugged. "Perhaps a trip to China is in order though.
"China? You mean Whang Hu Zhong?" Seeker asked, a brow raised.
"Yup." Galaxy grinned.
Seeker grinned. "I smell a prank! Let's go!"
"Of course." Galaxy grinned.
With a giggle, Seeker teleported to Beylin Temple, much to the surprise of its inhabitants.
Galaxy quickly followed.
"Hey!" Seeker called to the open mouthed bladers.
"Brought a friend." Galaxy said, grinning.
Seeker turned to Galaxy. "What now?"
"Two options: Train, or prank." Galaxy grinned.
Seeker grinned, eyeing the nervous looking bladers. "Prank!" She yelled, pumping her fist into the air.
Galaxy laughed as the group yelped and scurried for the nearest cover.
"Hm, perhaps pudding traps?"
"Of course!"
"And glitter bombs galore!" Seeker yelled as the bombs appeared along with the pudding. "Your turn, Galaxy!"
Galaxy grinned and snapped her fingers, causing the floor to be covered in brightly-colored rugs.
Seeker grinned and looked up while it began to rain glitter. "I love glitter," she commented.
"Me too." Galaxy grinned.
"And I think we need the walls to match the rugs," Seeker said with a grin as the walls turned rainbow colored.
"Just don't step on the rugs." Galaxy grinned.
Seeker eyed her but made sure to avoid the rugs. "Hey guys!" Seeker called, with a grin.
Da Xiang peered cautiously around the corner.
"Come here! I want to battle!" Seeker smiled.
Da Xiang instantly stepped onto one of the rugs and fell into a pit full of glitter and pudding.
Seeker laughed as the blader yelled angrily. "Mei Mei, Chao Xin, Chi Yun! Come on! Let's battle!" Seeker called with a wide grin.
Mei Mei poked her head out and shook it hard, indicating that she wasn't going to come out.
"Come on! I bet your Aquario couldn't stand up to my Pegasus!" She taunted with a grin.
"I'd rather not fall into a wrap." Mei Mei said.
"A trap!" Chao Xin yelled.
Seeker grinned and shrugged. "I don't know what you're talking about," she said innocently.
Mei Mei sweatdropped.
"At least come out and get to know me!" Seeker whined. "I've never personally met you!"
"Take away the traps first." Chi Yun said.
Seeker turned to Galaxy, her brow raised questioningly.
Galaxy shrugged.
Seeker looked back at the bladers as a few of her more obvious traps disappeared.
"All of them." Da Xiang demanded.
Seeker chuckled as she glanced at the pit he was in. "Get to us without any of you falling in and we will," she replied with a grin.
Da Xiang sighed and attempted to crawl out, but slipped and fell back in.
Seeker grinned evilly at the thump the blader made as he fell. "Come on guys! It can't be that hard."
Mei Mei gulped and became the first to try crossing. She successfully made it halfway before falling in.
"Chao Xin, Chi Yun! Come on guys!" Seeker called.
"You can do it!" Galaxy called.
Seeker watched as the two attempted to get to them, smiling evilly as Chao Xin got bit in the butt by a shark that randomly appeared out of thin air.
Galaxy laughed. "Did you do that?" She asked, turning to Seeker.
Seeker grinned. "I'll never tell!"
"It was you." Galaxy said.
Seeker grinned but said nothing to the redhead.
"Are you guys even going to try again?" she asked the four bladers.
"No…" Da Xiang and Mei Mei muttered.
"Don't be mean," Seeker replied. "If you ever want out of these traps, one of you has to get over here to us!"
The entire group moaned.
Seeker sighed and turned to Galaxy. "It's not THAT hard, is it?"
"I coated the sides in slime..." Galaxy said sheepishly.
Seeker stared wide-eyed at her friend before bursting into a laughing fit. "You... did... what?" she asked between laughs.
Galaxy grinned.
"So are you guys even going to try anymore? You're kind of boring!" Seeker yelled. "I know! Rainbow colored bears might encourage them!"
"Go for it." Galaxy grinned.
Seeker grinned. Suddenly, four rainbow colored bears appeared, each smiling hungrily at the four Chinese bladers.
Da Xiang and Mei Mei yelped in fear and surprise, and scrambled to get out of the pits.
Chao Xin and Chi Yun raced around, trying to avoid two bears before the two bladers slipped and fell on their backs into a pudding pit.
Galaxy laughed. "Brilliant!"
Seeker giggled. "I know! What should we do now? This obviously isn't going anywhere fast," she said with a grin as the bladers raced around while in hot pursuit by the bears.
Galaxy shrugged. "Go mess with the Dungeon Gym?"
Seeker rubbed her hands together evilly. "Watch out boys," she giggled before disappearing.
Galaxy grinned and followed.
"What should we do to them?" Seeker asked as she stood outside the Dungeon Gym.
"Dunno." Galaxy replied, tapping her chin with one finger.
"Well we pranked Benkei with his soda machine, attacked Tsubasa's office with paint, and thoroughly trapped Whang Hu Zhong for several hours," Seeker said with a grin. "Maybe we could... I have no idea..."
"We could go tickle them with feather dusters until they kick us out." Galaxy suggested.
Seeker laughed before a pink feather duster appeared in her hand. She then raced into the Dungeon Gym, screaming, "Tickle war!"
Galaxy laughed and did the same.
"Not again!" Zeo yelped, bolting out the door and down the street.
"You can't escape!" Seeker yelled as she teleported Zeo back and began tickling him.
Zeo yelped and struggled, trying to escape, while Galaxy went after Masamune.
Seeker quickly had Zeo tied up with Toby. She grinned evilly at the two. "Prepare to get tickled."
The two gulped nervously, listening to Masamune's squeals and pleas for mercy.
Seeker pounced on the two, tickling mercilessly as she laughed along with them.
Zeo squealed and tried to get free, but to no avail.
Seeker giggled as she overheard Masamune whimpering. Her attention quickly returned to Zeo and Toby as the two somehow twisted her duster out of her hand.
"Hey! Give that back! Not for you to touch!" Seeker yelled as she reached for the pink duster.
Zeo smirked and hid the feather duster behind his back as Masamune stopped squealing.
Another feather duster appeared in Seeker's hand.
"Whatcha gonna do now?" she taunted.
Zeo stopped smirking and paled.
"Attack of the killer tickler!" Seeker shouted before she resumed her tickling of the two.
Masamune chuckled and pointed at his two friends. "Epic fail!"
"And what do you call your attempt to tickle me?" Galaxy asked, her arms crossed.
Masamune's chuckling stopped as he stared at the girl in fear. He then bolted out the door, yelling, "RUN!"
"As if we even can!" Zeo called, struggling against Seeker's bonds.
Seeker sweatdropped. "Idiot," she mumbled before she once again began tickling her two captives.
Masamune screamed as he ran down the street, "Somebody help me! She's going to tickle me to death!"
Galaxy laughed and sent a shadow clone after the fleeing blader.
Seeker chuckled as Masamune yelped at the sight of "Galaxy".
Galaxy rolled up the wall laughing, earning herself a weirded out look from Zeo.
Toby cringed at the look Zeo was giving Galaxy.
Masamune whimpered as he came in contact with the brick wall of the end of an alley. He turned and was met with the shadow clone.
"Aww, is Masamoo-moo scared of me?" The clone taunted, ruffling Masamune's hair.
Masamune nodded his head quickly. "Yes," he whimpered pitifully.
"Aww... Come here." The clone said, hugging Masamune.
Masamune stood stiffly in the clone's embrace before slowly hugging her back.
Seeker shook her head. "She's either going to trick him or that's legit."
"MFB checklist: Hug Masamune Kadoya, Check." The real Galaxy snickered. "Oi, Masamune! Shadow clone!"
Instantly, the Galaxy hugging Masamune poofed into smoke.
Masamune stared where the clone had been before his face flushed with anger. "Galaxy!" he yelled.
Galaxy laughed and rolled up the nearest wall.
Seeker grinned. "That face!" she exclaimed, creating a TV where it displayed a zoomed up image of Masamune's face before and after he got really mad.
This only made Galaxy laugh harder.
Seeker teleported to Masamune and tapped him on the shoulder.
Galaxy stopped laughing and froze in suspense, waiting to see what Masamune would do.
The blader slowly turned around and breathed a sigh of relief when he saw Seeker who grinned at him.
"Hi Masamoo-moo!" she cried before throwing a handful of putting in his face.
Galaxy continued up the wall laughing, ghosting through the ceiling when she ran out of wall.
Masamune blinked several times before he growled in anger and lunged for the blonde authoress. He missed as Seeker teleported back to the Dungeon Gym before he could reach her.
At hearing Galaxy's contagious laughter, Seeker began chuckling before quickly going into a laughing fit on the floor.
Toby and Zeo sweatdropped from their position not far from Seeker.
"Now what?" Zeo asked.
Seeker grinned evilly. "Oh we'll just leave you there," she replied with a chuckle. She then turned to Galaxy. "Off to harass Team Excalibur?"
"Sure!" Galaxy grinned, dropping back through the ceiling.
Seeker chuckled, waved good-bye to the two bladers who yelled threats if she didn't untie them, then disappeared in a dramatic puff of smoke.
Galaxy disappeared as well, raining glitter as a parting gift.
Seeker appeared outside of the Konzern family estate. Her eyes widened into saucers. "He actually lives HERE?!" she yelped.
"Yup." Galaxy replied, appearing next to Seeker.
"Holy biscuits," Seeker breathed before grinning at the sight of a servant. Rushing towards the young woman, Seeker asked, "Julien Konzern wouldn't be in his training area, would he?"
The woman stared at the blonde before nodding blankly.
Galaxy chuckled and followed Seeker, after explaining to the servant woman what was going on.
"Sophie!" Seeker screamed as she caught sight of the pale blue haired woman. She enveloped the woman in a hug before she caught sight of Julien and raced to give him a hug too. Seeker then yelped, "MET AND HUGGED SOPHIE JULIEN! MY BUCKETLIST IS NOW COMPLETE!"
Galaxy laughed as she entered, looking around the room at the four surprised faces.
Seeker waved wildly. "I'm Seeker! You guys are beast. Wait, did I just say that out loud?"
"You did." Galaxy confirmed, laughing at the bewildered looks on Excalibur's faces.
The blonde's face instantly flushed a bright red before she splattered the unsuspecting Klaus with glitter. "Surprise! Happy Birthday!"
Klaus blinked in confusion, while the rest of Excalibur stared awkwardly and Galaxy rolled up the wall and through the ceiling.
"What? It's not his birthday?" Seeker asked in confusion though with an underlying hint of mischief.
"Uhh... No?" Klaus said slowly, trying to tread lightly around what he knew was probably a spring-loaded authoress.
Seeker tilted her head to the side. "Are you sure?" she asked slowly.
"Yeeees..." Klaus said slowly.
"Did I accidentally hit a slow-motion button somewhere, Klaus? You normally talk faster." Galaxy asked, poking her head through the ceiling.
"I could have sworn it was your birthday," Seeker protested as she turned a bench white with purple polka-dots discreetly.
Galaxy chuckled as she slipped back through the ceiling, putting a disco ball on it as she went.
Seeker shrugged. "Oh well. Since I bought you a present already, you might as well have it," she said as a carefully wrapped gift suddenly began floating in front of Klaus.
Klaus raised an eyebrow, wondering whether or not to take the 'gift,' as it probably was.
Seeker pouted. "Please! I spent forever working on that for you!"
The rest of Team Excalibur sweatdropped as Seeker stuck out her lip and whimpered.
Klaus sighed and decided to spring the trap, assuming it was a trap. and grabbed the package.
Seeker watched with pure giddiness as he opened it. Inside was a note with very fine print on it. Pulling the card out, Klaus read aloud, "The strongest deserves the biggest, yes?"
Looking up, Klaus was about to ask what it meant when a monster of a pudding glob coated the blader with a splat. The wall behind him was covered in pudding, a white space shown in the figure of Klaus.
"I knew it..." Klaus sighed.
Seeker grinned before she placed her palm on the floor, look mysterious.
Excalibur held their breaths, waiting tensely. Galaxy broke the seriousness of the moment by swinging through the nearest window with a Tarzan yell and spattering everyone with pie and glitter.
Grinning, Seeker leapt through the ceiling, yelling, "Monster!"
Just where her hand had been placed, a giant creature made of glitter appeared. It coated everyone and everything in the room with a thick layer of glitter.
Galaxy swung through the room a second time, throwing peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and singing "Peanut Butter Jelly Time."
Seeker laughed at the looks on the blader's faces. "Happy Birthday!" she screamed as she flipped back into the room through a window, feeling very James Bond-ish.
"I'm not going to stop swinging through here until everyone has done it!" Galaxy called as she swung through a third time.
Sophie sighed as she watched Whales who had already jumped up towards Seeker who was providing a vine for him to swing on.
Julian reluctantly followed suit, wanting to get the two spring-loaded authoresses out of his house as soon as possible.
Klaus, after much encouragement with a glitter bomb, finally agreed to take a swing.
Eventually, the entire group had been persuaded to swing across the room, right behind Galaxy, who ensured that they were all thoroughly coated in pudding before the end of the two-second trip.
Seeker giggled as she set to work in redecorating the room while the others were busy. "Rainbow floor, blinding pink weights, sparkly purple tinted windows..."
"AND PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!" Galaxy yelled, sliding into the middle of the room and snapping her fingers to turn on the disco ball.
Seeker whooped as she did a little dance. The team sweatdropped at the two, none of them daring to move for fear they'd be covered in sandwiches again or be turned pink.
Galaxy began dancing randomly to some music that started playing.
Seeker soon began giggling so hard that she could no longer breathe. She lay sprawled out on the rainbow floor, gasping for air as she continued laughing.
"Seeker, you okay?" Galaxy called, laying on her back on the ceiling.
Seeker gasped as she went cross eyed for a moment. "Too funny... To be... Legal," she replied through gulps of air.
"Calm down." Galaxy laughed.
Seeker gave a final giggled before she lay still.
Team Excalibur looked at the blonde wide eyed before giving Galaxy questioning looks.
Galaxy dropped to the ground, a worried expression on her face, and shook Seeker gently.
"Oi, you okay?" She asked.
Seeker suddenly sat upright and threw glitter into the air before she began talking about how good Whales would look in a florescent pink My Little Pony t-shirt.
"Is that... Normal?" Sophie asked with a shudder.
Galaxy sweatdropped before joining Seeker's random chatter.
Seeker giggled as Whales was suddenly wearing the very shirt she'd been describing.
Galaxy rolled up the wall laughing again.
Seeker grinned at the rest of the team. "Do you guys want to match?"
"Uhh... No." Klaus replied.
Seeker shrugged. "You don't really get a choice," she replied with a grin. Soon the rest of the team had matching shirts.
Klaus sweatdropped as Galaxy rolled through the ceiling and disappeared, still laughing.
Seeker chuckled before jumping up into the air. "Time to got see... Who now?"
Team Excalibur sweatdropped.
"Lovushka?" Galaxy suggested.
"Lovushka!" Seeker cheered, resuming her jump into the air.
Galaxy grinned and disappeared.
"Lera! Nowaguma! Aleksei!" Seeker grinned.
"Huh?" Lera turned and blinked upon seeing Seeker, then paled slightly as Galaxy appeared.
"I'm her friend," Seeker informed, jerking her thumb towards Galaxy with a grin.
This caused Lera to turn even paler as Galaxy grinned.
"Would you like a gun?" Seeker randomly asked Nowaguma as she teleported to stand directly in front of him.
"Uhh..." Nowaguma looked confused.
Seeker pulled out a confetti bazooka out of thin air with a grin and presented it to the blader.
Nowaguma hesitantly took the bazooka.
Seeker grinned. "Blast them!" she ordered, pointing at Lera and Aleksei.
Nowaguma quickly obeyed, not daring to try standing against Seeker.
Seeker giggled as the two were instantly coated in the colorful strips of paper. She then encompassed Lera and Aleksei in a giant cube of Jell-O.
Galaxy grinned and put sharks in the Jell-O.
Seeker laughed as she watched the shark swim after the two while Nowaguma sweatdropped.
Galaxy grinned.
"All the little fishies in the big blue sea!~" Seeker sang with a grin as she began swimming through the air.
Galaxy rolled up the wall laughing.
"Swim little friends or you'll be eaten and not by the shark!" Seeker crowed with an evil grin.
Lera and Aleksei yelped and kept swimming through the Jell-O.
Seeker continued to swim through the air before she dove down into the Jell-O and waved at Galaxy with a grin.
Galaxy waved back and continued up the wall, disappearing through the ceiling.
Pudding then exploded around the blonde authoress forcing the Jell-O to erupt and spew the three inside out onto the floor.
Lovushka coughed, trying to recover.
Seeker grinned. "Galaxy! What should we do to them?" she asked sinisterly as she rubbed her hands together.
Galaxy poked her head through the ceiling and shrugged. "I'd say blast them to the moon, but... Nevermind, blast them to the moon."
Seeker grinned and a giant rocket appeared, the three members of Lovushka suddenly tied to it. "You always wanted to go into outer space!" Seeker cried.
Galaxy grinned as the three paled. The authoress then put their rocket inside a bigger rocket.
Seeker giggled as she waved to them as they blasted off. "One small step for man... One giant beybattle on the moon!"
"Yup!" Galaxy laughed.
"Who now?" Seeker asked as she glitterfied the room with a snap of her fingers.
"No clue..." Galaxy trailed off.
"We haven't gotten... Wild Fang yet! Oh this is going to be awesome!" Seeker yelped in excitement.
Galaxy grinned. "Kyoya, here I come! Wait, should we leave Benkei out since we already messed with him?"
Seeker paused just before she was about to teleport. "Um... Yeah, we'll do a follow up later with him," she answered with an evil smirk.
Galaxy grinned again and disappeared.
Seeker disappeared, only to reappear in the middle of nowhere. "Where... the heck are we?" she deadpanned.
"The middle of nowhere! Let's turn it all pink and glittery and build a super-secret authoress base shaped like a fairy-tale castle!" Galaxy squealed.
Seeker stared at her before she grinned excitedly. The landscape was quickly a blindingly neon glittery pink. "Your turn!"
Galaxy grinned and threw her hands up in the air, creating a pink, glittering crystal castle.
Seeker grinned as she tilted her head back so that she could actually see the top of the castle. "I'm already loving it and I haven't even been inside yet!"
"Then let's go! We've got some decorating to do and rooms to create!" Galaxy called, running inside.
Seeker teleported into the main hall. Her jaw instantly dropped at the crystal floor and beautiful decorations built into the walls.
Galaxy grinned and ran up a long spiral staircase towards a door on the end. "Your room's on the right side, up the other staircase!" she called. "Have fun!"
Seeker grinned before she raced up towards her room and grinned at the blank canvas awaiting her insanity. "I think I need a king sized four poster bed with different shades of blue for the sheets and a giant galaxy on the comforter," she called as said bed appeared.
Meanwhile, Galaxy covered her room with blue, black, pink, and stars.
Several minutes later, Seeker's room was decorated in blues and greens with a few galaxies here and there.
Once finished, Seeker popped her head out of her room. "Enjoying decorating?" she called.
"Yup!" Galaxy called, poking her head out of her own room.
Seeker grinned. "Ready to prank Wild Fang?"
"Yup!" Galaxy grinned.
Seeker then paused before she teleported. "We're only pranking Demure, Nile, and Yo-yo right? Ben-ben is all good for now? Wait, didn't we already go over this?"
"We did." Galaxy laughed, disappearing.
Seeker shrugged before she too disappeared.
A few minutes later, Galaxy's location was marked by a mushroom cloud of glitter as she unleashed an atomic glitter bomb.
Seeker watched with wide eyes as three glitterfied people came racing towards her from the mushroom cloud.
"Get 'em, Seeker!" Galaxy called, chasing the group.
With an evil grin, the three were instantly covered in rainbow colored pudding before they came face to face with several glitter bazookas aimed at them.
"Fire!" Seeker yelled. Once again the three were glitterfied.
Galaxy rolled up a vertical column of air laughing, due to the lack of walls.
"I can't even tell you guys apart from under all that glitter and pudding!" Seeker exclaimed with a giggle as the three looked nervously from one authoress to the other.
"I found an airplane!" Galaxy called from airplane flying altitude as she grabbed onto the wing of said plane and took a ride.
Seeker watched with a grin as Wild Fang sweatdropped.
"Is she okay?" one of them asked.
Seeker looked back for a second before once again watching Galaxy. "Sanity never was her thing."
"Well, not when I'm bored." Galaxy commented, appearing next to Seeker.
Seeker grinned. "Now what about these three?"
"Let's send them into the middle of a pit of hungry lions." Galaxy suggested.
Seeker shook her head. "Wouldn't Yo-yo just scare them away or make them his pets?"
"Not if they're pink, trying to eat him, and I've got Leone." Galaxy said, holding up said bey.
"What?!" Kyoya panicked, checking his carrying case.
Seeker grinned as a pit full of hungry pink lions appeared. "Have fun!" she exclaimed to Wild Fang with a wave as a lion roared.
Galaxy grinned and waved as the three fell into the pit.
Several yelps erupted as Nile whimpered, "N-nice kitty."
The lion facing Nile growled at him menacingly.
Seeker giggled as Nile dove behind Kyoya who gulped as the lion turned to face him.
The lion pounced on Kyoya and started licking his face happily, much to the Leone blader's surprise.
Seeker nearly fell into the pit herself as she busted up laughing, dropping to the ground in a fit of giggles.
"You... Should have seen... Your face, Yo-yo!" Seeker yelled between giggles.
"Get this thing off me!" Kyoya demanded, trying to avoid the lion's rough tongue.
Seeker shook her head with an evil smirk before Demure's scream caught her attention.
Two more lions were pinning the African blader, batting him around like a playtoy.
Seeker promptly laughed so hard she tripped over a rock, her arms flailing beside her as she tried to keep herself from falling into the lion infested pit.
"Are you alright?!" Galaxy laughed, trying to not roll off the edge of the pit as she caught Seeker.
Seeker sighed as she was pulled back to safety. "I-I think so," she stuttered, giving Galaxy a grin.
Galaxy grinned back.
"If you don't get us out of here, my Horuseus will be the last bey you ever battle!" Nile yelled as a lion began stalking him.
"Not that you can exactly get rid of us." Galaxy replied with a smirk.
Nile glared at her before the lion pinned him to the ground and began sitting on the blader with a content sigh.
Seeker lost it. She howled with laughter as she stepped closer and closer to the edge until she slipped off with a little squeal.
Seeker groaned as she stood, rubbing her butt as she turned to face the others. Lions and bladers were all sweatdropping at her.
Galaxy rolled up the column of air again, laughing her head off at the sight.
"What?" Seeker asked defensively.
Kyoya sighed from his position under one of the lions, giving up trying to avoid getting his face licked.
Seeker chuckled as she teleported out of the pit. "Get Yo-yo, kitty!" she yelled.
The lion roared a response and began batting Kyoya's head while still sitting on him.
Seeker whooped encouragingly to all three lions, a grin on her face.
Galaxy dropped to the ground and began tickling a lion randomly.
Seeker stared for several minutes before Nile growled, "I'm serious, you two! Let me outta here!"
"No!" Galaxy replied, starting to tickle Kyoya instead, causing the Leone blader to yelp in surprise.
Seeker giggled menacingly before she repeatedly shot Nile with glitter.
"S-stop it!" Kyoya snarled, trying not to laugh as Galaxy tickled him to death.
Nile just stood there after ten shots, sneezing glitter at random moments.
Galaxy laughed at the Horuseus blader.
Meanwhile, Demure stood as far away from the others as he could.
Galaxy soon stopped tickling Kyoya and blasted Demure with glitter.
Seeker chuckled before blasting both Kyoya and Galaxy with pudding.
Galaxy yelped, then grinned evilly. "You're on!" she exclaimed, flooding the pit with pudding.
Seeker shrieked before shooting Jell-O at everyone. "Take that!"
Galaxy laughed and caused a Jell-O tsunami.
Nile yelped as he was swept away while Seeker shot Galaxy with glitter and paint.
Galaxy grinned and multiplied, creating dozens of shadow clones that attacked everyone at once.
Seeker yelped before she shot confetti at the clones who came at her.
The clones and Galaxy grinned and slipped underground.
Seeker yelped before she jumped into the air so that she was hovering over the pit as the lions began licking the bladers clean.
An earthquake occurred as the ground cracked and shot out glitter.
Instantly Seeker was coated with glitter. When she blinked her eyes open, the world was a glittery landscape.
Demure caught sight of Nile and Kyoya, along with their kitty companions. All of them were staring at each other with wide eyes.
Galaxy popped up from the ground grinning.
Seeker smiled before she threw pudding in Kyoya's face. "You look good now Yo-yo!" she called with a chuckle.
"Better than before." Galaxy snickered.
A tick mark appeared on Kyoya's forehead. "Hey!"
Seeker looked thoughtful for a second before the blader's hair turned a mixture of pink, purple, and glitter. "Much better!" she cheered with a grin.
Kyoya animefell. Galaxy rolled up the air laughing once again.
Seeker laughed before she threw a bowl of fruit at Nile, the fruit arranging into one of those fancy hats as the blader's clothes changed into a long sparkly yellow skirt with a brown top.
This caused Galaxy to pause her laughing for a second before laughing even harder and disappearing into the sky.
Waving at the authoress, Seeker giggled. She then turned on Demure who was soon wrapped in Christmas lights with a pine scented car freshener hanging off his nose.
A giant glitter explosion appeared above the group.
With an excited yelp, the blonde cried, "It's raining glitter!" She then began to dance with one of the lions who growled at a member of Wild Fang if the two dancers stepped close to one of them.
Kyoya just stared up at the sky in a daze.
Seeker paused and stared at the blader. "Yo-yo?"
Kyoya continued staring, not even blinking.
Seeker looked up, wondering what 'Yo-yo' was looking at.
Nothing was visible in the sky except for a few flakes of glitter still falling.
Seeker sweatdropped. "I think Yo-yo lost it."
Kyoya continued to stare up, not seeming to hear the authoress.
Punching the blader in the arm hard enough to leave a sizable bruise, Seeker glared at the Leone wielder. "Talk. Now." she growled.
Kyoya blinked and looked down from the sky at Seeker. "Huh?"
Seeker sucked in a deep breath before: "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!"
"I was wondering if Galaxy was coming back down anytime soon." Kyoya replied.
Seeker animefell and just laid there on the ground. "Seriously?" she deadpanned.
Nile and Demure snickered before receiving low growls from the lions.
Kyoya blinked. "Yes."
Seeker popped up and smacked Kyoya on the back of his head.
"Ow." Kyoya muttered.
"Then what are you doing?!" Seeker yelled in his ear.
Kyoya yelped and covered his ears. "Not... so... loud..." he whimpered.
Seeker sighed. "Please. Your bey is louder than that," she said as she rolled her eyes.
"My bey isn't usually right next to my ears!" Kyoya protested.
"Neither is my mouth. Please stay with me Yo-yo," Seeker replied with a grin.
"Don't call me Yo-Yo..." Kyoya growled.
Seeker stuck her tongue out at him. "Make me."
"Why, you-" Kyoya lunged for Seeker.
Seeker ducked while she blasted the blader with a mixture of pudding, paint, and Jell-O.
Kyoya tried to dodge, but was unsuccessful.
Spinning around after her splattering of Kyoya, Seeker nailed both Nile and Demure with the same concoction.
"Exterminate!" A word floated down from the sky above, faint, but distinct.
Seeker instantly froze and looked up. "Galaxy?" she called.
"Exterminate!" the word was repeated, but louder this time, as several flying robotic aliens floated down and aimed their guns at everyone.
Seeker's eyes widened before she dove behind a rock fortress she created, then shielded with her authoress powers. A little peep hole was created so that she could watch the 'extermination' of Team Wild Fang.
"Humans detected! Exterminate!" the robots said, then fired... Glitter?
Seeker fell backwards down into the ground like one would in a pool of water.
Nile sweatdropped before he was once again coated in glitter.
"Weapon systems malfunctioning! Explain!"
"Oi, calm down Daleks. Here, I'll give you Nerf darts instead." Galaxy's voice said, as the authoress appeared next to the Daleks.
"Nerf... guns?" Demure asked, looking to Seeker for help. The authoress grinned evilly at the Scorpio blader.
Galaxy snapped her fingers and the Daleks began pelting everyone with nerf darts.
Seeker watched with a grin for a few minutes before teleporting next to Galaxy.
"Shall we go back to our evil mastermind authoress base now?" Galaxy asked.
Seeker nodded enthusiastically before waving to Wild Fang. "Bye Yo-yo, Nile, Demure! Have fun with your kittys!" She then teleported back the EMAB.
Galaxy quickly followed.
Once appearing in their base, Seeker threw her hands up in the air and sighed. "Home sweet home!"
"Yup!" Galaxy grinned. "Hey, we have to decorate the rest of the house!"
Seeker squealed in excitement. "Yay! But where do we start?" she asked, looking around the sparkly castle.
"Well, either the kitchen, or the living room." Galaxy replied.
Seeker paused before jumping excitedly. "Kitchen first, then we can bomb the living room with our insanity."
"Why wait until we reach the living room? Let's just insanity-bomb the kitchen!" Galaxy called.
"Attack of the authoresses!" Seeker whooped as she pumped her fist before running into the kitchen with a grin.
Galaxy followed, also grinning.
Seeker shrieked with excitement before the counters turned a swirl of blue, red, green, and glitter.
Galaxy grinned and added sparkles and a chandelier to the room.
Seeker grinned then allowed an Insanity Bomb to explode, coating the room with glitter and paint that quickly dried on the walls.
Galaxy whooped with excitement.
Seeker giggled as she examined the room.
Galaxy smirked and added silver edging to everything.
Grinning, Seeker turned to her partner in insanity. "On to the living room? We can change whatever we want whenever."
"Yup!" Galaxy agreed.
The blonde then ran for the living room and planted an Insanity Bomb. Seeker then dove back outside of the room with a grin. She then smirked when the sound of the bomb going off hit her ears.
Galaxy instantly teleported into the room and looked around at all the fuzzy couches, rugs, and other soft, cuddly-looking, sparkly stuff inside.
"Pretty!" Seeker commented with a grin as she poked her head inside the room.
"Comfy as well." Galaxy grinned.
Nodding, Seeker chuckled. "That too." Seeker then whipped around with a huge smile on her face. "We need to have a room/area for battling with beys and pudding!"
"Yes!" Galaxy exclaimed, slipping underground.