I owe you guys a new chapter! I actually wrote this on the 12th, but then midnight came… So here it is the next chapter chock full of all the goodies!
In Lavender Town, around 10 o' clock….
Jack, Renge, Jessie, and James were in the hideout they had established in the depressing town discussing the failed events of the previous day.
"So what went wrong last night?" Jessie said starting things off.
"Well we had the amazing battle last night," James said as they reviewed the footage from their mole in the news.
"I know where it went wrong," Jack said bitterly, "When Renge starting taking pictures of the knocked up twerp! We got distracted by it and then BAM! Blast off! I'm so ashamed…"
Renge, who was over on the computer swooning over the pictures of Ash and his mpreg-ness said back, "Hey! The only other time you see babies are made through the conventional means of good ole fashioned fanfiction. Only if the carrier is male! That doesn't happen naturally!"
While the Rockets argued and started a small brawl, Roberto and Meowth were having a delightful conversation over tea.
Meowth sighed and said, "I guess the author took away her awareness that we are IN a fanfiction."
"Why yes cousin, he did," Roberto started, "I think it's supposed to add to the plot of the chapter like this commercial,"
The cats turned to the TV with the news on. The news just broke and a commercial for pokémon X and Y with the newest region, Kalos.
"How will this affect the story and the anime?" Meowth asked his cousin.
To that he chuckled, "No need to worry your charm off there cousin, as you can see, the author planned for this. He knew about Kalos, X & Y, and even a possible 'time skip' in the show. This won't affect it as this started in say… August? We are in the clear."
"But didn't X come out recently?"
"Why it did in fact, and the author already has a stellar team in place with his first badge."
"We've talked for quite some time; let's see how the others are doing,"
They shut off the TV and turned their attention to the other Rockets, who had stopped the battle and bickering.
"If you two would like to join us we'll fill you in on the latest scoop," Jessie said annoyed at the cats.
"Well tell us!" they said in unison.
"Ahem!" Jack started, "We are going to steal the other pregnant male's pokémon while he is giving birth."
"How?" asked Roberto.
"Quite simple, really," Jack began, "He is relying on the other pregnant twerp to help him to the hospital. The whole Ketchum household, Misty included, will be helping out with the situation. Oak and Tracey might even be there, too. So that's when we'll sneak in and grab his pokes."
"Won't there be more cops in the area since last time?" Meowth asked.
"All we need to do is take them out," Renge said, "Or disguise as them and go into his house and Oak's lab."
After much collaboration and further talks, they decided to pose as officers of the law to get assigned the security position at Pallet. How did they know? They had moles everywhere that gathered them information. How could they get it? By being the best, fake cops they could be.
Over at the Ketchum residence, around seven o' clock in the evening…
Dinner had wrapped up and everything had been cleaned and put away. Delia and Mr. Mime were relaxing with some Pokémon Idol on the TV. However, Misty and Ash were up on that same hill with the shooting star fiasco.
They were both sharing a very passionate kiss when suddenly, Ash felt something and stopped.
"Something wrong?" Misty asked.
Ash waited as it happened again and then exclaimed, "They're kicking!"
He quickly rolled up his shirt and put her hand on the spot where they were kicking. Misty's face lit up light a Christmas tree when she felt it.
"That's… Wonderful," she said with delight, "I can't wait until we can see them."
"One problem though and I just realized it," Ash said, "Where are we going to have their room? My house is already small with all of us now."
"Maybe we could buy a house," Misty said, "Or rent."
"We'd need money, my mom could help,"
"I suppose, but I'd like us to help out too,"
This went on for quite some time and it lead into the house where Delia came in on the conversation. She said that there was a really nice house for cheap over in Viridian. The duo decided they would check it out at Ash's next checkup, as the market was full of houses for sale and not a lot of buyers.
Later that night, around 1 o' clock in the morning…
Ash awoke from his slumber abruptly and he wondered why he would awake at this hour. Then he looked down at his light blue shirt and teal shorts then at his big belly, which he realized, the source of the problem was coming from.
"You guys need to learn when I need some sleep," Ash said smiling, "I guess you want to come out and see me and your mom huh? Or would I be the mom since I'm carrying you. Oh it doesn't matter to me; you're my pride and joy growing in me. Well sleep tight little ones, we need our rest."
To this little talk the twins calmed down and Ash pulled the covers back up and went to sleep.
Meanwhile, just outside Ash's window…
Renge had been listening to the whole thing. She had "borrowed" the precinct's gear to listen to people and was listening on Ash. It had been a long day getting the jobs at the station with all of the "legitimate" documents they had brought and this is what she wanted to end her day with.
"That. Was. So. Kawaii," Renge said sobbing.
"Quiet down!" Jack said in a loud whisper, "Or you'll wake up the neighborhood. I don't even know why I came with you here, to keep you out of trouble I guess. Now come on let's go."
So they went back to the house they were staying at, which ironically, was next to the Ketchum's in the same style.
Can they keep up the fake cop act? Will they fool the Ketchum's again? Or will they crumble like cookies? Questions to be answered in the next chapter as the saga continues…