The swordsman wasn't that old. At least, he didn't think so. Anyway, it's not like age matters in a relationship, right? So, why the HELL did that… that WOMAN smash the man in the face, dump him, then tell him to go google why? That was just plain mean. Besides, it's not the purple-haired freak could type even his own name, of which was Gakupo.

So there Gakupo was. A hand-shaped bruise across his face, a broken laptop next to him. He was in a lone classroom; the peace was getting to him. Gakupo could not take much more of Luka's abuse. All he wanted… was to see her panties… No problem with that, right?

"Excuse me, darling, may I see your panties?" Slap. Oucchhh… Must've hurt. Hahahahahahaha, his pain is hilarious. Anyway, Luka stomped out of the classroom, throwing a high heel in Gakupo's laptop on the way out.

Quite sad, am I right? On with the story!

In the midst of his depression, Gakupo could see the light, the solution to his problems. Go to Luka's room, and nick her underclothing instead! With much struggle, Gakupo managed to pull himself up from the blood stained floor (blood coming from his nose; Luka had stamped on that, too). He crawled towards the door in a depraved fashion. Like a child who had not eaten for weeks. Inside and outside, Gakupo truly was a pervert.

After finally managing to brave the long and painful journey to Luka's room (across the hall from Gakupo's), Gakupo creaked open the door. O, my Lord! There were panties on the floor, right in front of him! He wasn't actually expecting to get that far, and was rather confused as to why he had not been caught yet… And then the answer came to him.

In the form of a fellow pervert.

He was currently shuffling through Luka's drawers, looking for God knows what. His flame red hair and black coat was suspiciously like Kaito's…

"AKAITO! HOW DARE YOU!" Gakupo lunged forth, but immediately fell back onto the fluffy pink floor, decorated with a squid-looking thing. Then, the Kaito doppelganger picked up one of Luka's prized possessions, a tuna roll, and.. and ate it.

"No! You can't do this!"

The samurai lunged towards the man in front of him, eyes a mixture of confusion, anger and despair. It pissed him off how he just… stood there. Mocking him. Eating that deliciously cooked roll.

"I WON'T ALLOW IT!" Gakupo threw his awesome coughfakecough sword at Akaito and he screamed. A manly mans scream, though.

Luka approached Gakupo, with all the rage she could contain in her fist, and punched him. Knocked him straight out, actually.

"PERVERRRTEEEEED ALIEEEEEENNN!" Next thing Gakupo knew, he was inside a jail cell for the elderly, charged with sexual harassment. God. Fucking. Damnit.

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"Not again"

BOOOM GAKUPO'S STORY IS TOLD! My keyboard broke so I couldn't write anything. Also happens I couldn't do my assessment's, because it broke. Or anything.

It's because I'm lazy., I'm so sorry.