And Lizzie named this chapter! Which is why it makes no sense.
This chapter is dedicated to my DAVEY-WAVEY! You reviewed Sweetie and I didn't even ask you to! AND, you've actually lived through most of the events in this story, and had to deal with Lizzie and I Lost-talking all the time. So kisses to you, because you (like Locke) are the sexy!
Abby and Lizzie's Mighty Magical Mystical Marvelous Alliteration of a Lost Epic Quest
Chapter 3
A Strange Psychological Block
"How about Jate?" Abby questioned as she leaned back into the sand, her sunglasses riding high on her head.
"That's dumb, what about Kack?" Lizzie suggested pulling a granola bar out of her purse and breaking it in two.
"I don't even wanna think about what that could sound like," Abby stated with a disgusted look on her face. "What about blackjack."
"Sure," Lizzie replied pulling out a deck of cards from her purse.
"No, I mean like as a shipper name," Abby corrected.
"That doesn't even make any sense," Lizzie scoffed.
"Yeah it does, because it's a gamble," Abby giggled.
"What about Paris Hilton and Sayid," Lizzie wondered.
"I'm right here," Shannon informed angrily, "And my name is Shannon."
"You've got a cell phone, call someone who cares," Lizzie shot back.
"Shayid would be the obvious one," Abby disclosed.
"Shanyid!" Lizzie shouted happily, "Like Shanyid a Boone!"
"Ew, Swoon!" Abby yelled.
"It's what I do."
"No you idiot, Sawyer and Boone," Abby disclosed.
"AHH! No way, that'd never happen," Lizzie shook her head.
"Until Boone comes out of the forest with a pink Speedo," Abby giggled.
Lizzie sent her a glare until something on the waves caught her attention, "Hey, what's that?" she asked pointing to what looked like a drowning person.
"It's a drowning person," Abby shouted as she jumped up, "Someone's drowning!"
"Oh no Paris Hilton," Lizzie said monotonous.
"I'm right here!" Shannon screeched.
"Damn it!"
"I'll save you!" Boone yelled as he took off towards the water, stripping his clothes along the way.
"I told you he wore a pink Speedo," Abby muttered as the girls watched him jump into the ocean.
"My stupid brother just does things like that to get girls," Shannon scoffed as she painted her toenails.
"Well it's working," Lizzie replied still staring at Boone, "Wait what's happening?"
"I think," Abby squinted her eyes, "he's drowning."
"No! Boone!" Lizzie shouted as she, Abby and Shannon ran to the shore.
"He can't be, he's a life guard," Shannon informed.
"Yeah and you speak French. Shut up!" Lizzie yelled.
Suddenly Jin ran to the beach and into the water shouting something in Korean, "What's he saying?" Lizzie pondered.
"I don't know, I don't speak freaking Korean," Abby informed.
"I think he's going to save Boone," Kate informed as she and other survivors crowded around the beach.
"Where the hell did you come from?" Lizzie questioned.
"Look, Jin got Boone!" Abby shouted.
Lizzie squinted her eyes, "But now he's drowning too!"
"Someone should go get them!" Claire shouted.
"Oh my God, they're like freaking lemmings," Abby shook her head.
"I'll go," Jack informed heroically stepping forward from the confused crowd.
"Jack, no!" Abby shouted about to jump in his way until he discarded his shirt, "Jack go!" Abby yelled pointing towards where the trio was drowning.
A few moments later Jack came back with Jin and Boone, but not with the first drowning woman, "I couldn't find her."
"Cry on my shoulder baby," Abby told him comfortingly.
"Boone needs CPR though," Jack enlightened setting his lifeless body on the sand.
"I'LL DO IT!" Lizzie yelled body checking Jack out of the way and into the sand, "my precious Boone," she whispered happily and bent down to start compressions, but Boone woke up.
"Dammit! Go back to death," Lizzie yelled at him.
Everyone had settled down from the fiasco of the morning, and were relaxing lazily by the fire and in airplane seats.
"I guess everyone's had enough excitement for the day," Abby informed, when suddenly a knife whizzed through the air landing in the seat next to her, "I guess I was wrong."
"What the hell are you trying to do!" Lizzie yelled angrily.
"We need to go on a boar hunt," the man enlightened everyone, who graciously gave him their attention.
"Why we have all the food we need," Abby disclosed.
"Except you're not sharing it with anyone," he answered back
"Hee hee hee," Lizzie giggled while shoving a handful of Skittles in her mouth.
"I'll come," Michael offered and he walked up and accepted his knife from Locke
"I'll come, too" Kate offered, thinking that girls wouldn't come along.
"We wanna come!" Lizzie yelled as she and Abby pushed everyone out of the way.
Locke chuckled, "Here you go," he said while handing them knives.
"I changed my mind," Abby informed while strapping the knife to her waist.
"Yeah me too," Lizzie replied after dumping it in her purse.
"But you—"
"I have a knife!" Abby brandished, and with that both girls were exempted from the hunt.
"I'll come," Boone volunteered as stepping forward.
"I want back in," Lizzie yelled.
"Boone, you can't go," Jack disclosed, "You're still coughing up water."
"I don't wanna go anymore," Lizzie shouted once again, "I'll help you cough up water Boone."
With that the three said their goodbyes and headed out into the jungle. "Be safe," Jack called out.
"Have fun!" Lizzie screamed.
"Stay clean!" Abby added.
'Shanyid' is pronounced Sha-Need (Lizzie thought people would screw it up)
The drowning idea was actually the first thing we both said when we saw Joanna dying in 'White Rabbit'. We thought like everyone was going to just follow Boone out and drown.
And FYI the Pink speedo thing was Lizzie's idea…Yeah the girl's just not right.
And don't worry Lizzie's coming back from camping (Bringing me a postcard from Ontario like she promised!(We both live in Ontario…with Ethan) (Huzzah!) So new chapters will be written.
And once again, thank you for your kind reviews (And Ethan Jr. presents (He just loves the gun, Boone almost lost an eyebrow)
Next Chapter-The girls rediscover Jack's fabulous caves and make plans for a roller disco