Abby and Lizzie's Mighty Magical Mystical Marvelous Alliteration of a Lost Epic Quest
Chapter 4
Coffin Beds and Cave Fetishes
"Where are we going again?" Lizzie asked as she and Abby walked behind the rest of the group.
"We're going to Jack's caves," Abby informed kicking a rock.
"And why is he so excited about it?" she questioned.
"It's a cave with fresh water, he found it and basically saved the rest of the survivors," Abby she clarified still kicking the rock along the jungle floor.
"So, I find a lot of things, you don't hear me bragging about it," Lizzie spat.
"It has a waterfall, and some rocks, and it's cooler, and it has some bamboo," Jack was explaining to everyone.
"Hey!" Lizzie shouted stepping on something, "Handcuffs."
"Oh man, we had to be on the one plane with sex freaks," Abby muttered as Lizzie picked them up.
"Stupid Sayid, he took our walkie-talkie," she reminded while swinging them around on her finger, "How the hell are we supposed to play 'Cops' now?"
"Let me see those," Jack demanded as he grabbed them from her finger. Charlie, Locke and Kate were now approaching to see what the big hoopla was about.
"Why won't anyone let me have fun!" Lizzie yelled, "I wanted to go into the jungle, you make me stay on the beach. I want to go skinny dipping and you make me keep my clothes on. I want to woohoo with Boone, all of you peer pressure him into not talking to me."
"Whose are they?" Jack asked staring at the handcuffs, completely ignoring Lizzie.
"Fine then, just ignore me." Lizzie mumbled as she kept walking ahead.
"Why don't you ask Kate, she was the one in the adult commercials," Abby reminded with an innocent smile.
"Hey, just because I did somethings…"
"Ah-ha! So it is true!" Abby laughed.
"Let's just keep going," Locke suggested.
"Fine," Kate said sending a glare to Abby.
"Fine," Abby growled sending a glare back.
As they kept walking, Lizzie yards ahead of them, Abby kicked the rock she's been dragging along with might, and it flew through the air, ricocheted off a tree and hit Kate in the back of the head.
"Ow!" Kate yelled as she stumbled forward.
"Muh ha ha ha," Abby laughed evilly.
"Guys!" Lizzie yelled from up ahead, "Look I found caves!"
"These are the caves I found," Jack informed with a smile.
"Finders keepers," Lizzie growled, "Look we can knock down this and use it as a garage for our cars!"
"Yeah and here," Abby pointed to another cave, walking inside of it, "We could get rid of the dead bodies and make a roller disco!"
"Oh my God! You are totally right!" Lizzie added as she ran over to Abby in a elated trance, "It'll be like that movie that John Travolta dances in!"
"Face Off?" Abby questioned unsurely.
"No."
"Primary Colors?"
"No."
"Grease?"
"No."
"Be Cool?"
"It's not important!" Kate yelled.
"She's right!" Abby agreed, "We need to start collecting silverware and tinfoil for the disco ball!"
"Yeah! And steal the wheels from the drink carts from the plane and weld them to our shoes for roller skates!" Lizzie agreed as the pair grabbed hands and jumped up and down happily.
"Oh my gosh, we totally have to get that Michael Jackson, Billy Jean floor going!" Abby reminded.
"Tru Dat! Jack you start collecting sheets of glass, Kate you start making the shoes, Charlie you can sing while we work and Locke since you got that creepy vibe about you, why don't you handle the dead bodies!" Lizzie ordered.
"Dead bodies?" Locke asked as he walked inside the cave and found two decomposing bodies.
"Oh my God," Kate gasped as she entered the cave, "Who are they?"
"I don't know," Jack answered as he examined the bodies closer.
"Where did they come from?" She asked still staring at the deceased.
"He doesn't freaking know! He just found them too stupid!" Lizzie yelled angrily.
"This is some sort of burial," Jack explained as he rifled through the bodies' pockets.
"I call all money!" Abby yelled.
"A burial for what?" Kate questioned.
"Jesus Christ lady," Lizzie sighed angrily, "Shut your mouth and open your ears."
Jack pulled a small sac out of the one bodies pocket. Turning it over, a white stone and a black stone tumbled out of it.
"Yahtzee!" Abby yelled as she grabbed the stones out of his hand and shoved them in her own pocket.
"What are those?" Kate questioned.
"They're freaking rocks! God!" Lizzie yelled as she walked around the cave,
"God it stinks, why didn't they just bury them in coffins."
"Oh my God! We should all have coffin beds!" Abby informed.
"I'll need help into mine," Lizzie told Jack seriously.
"Mine can have stairs!" Abby shouted happily.
"No, you get the dress, it's pink! I get the stairs," Lizzie divulged.
"Locke get on this."
"We have to decide what we're going to do with…"
"Hey, where's Charlie?" Lizzie asked as she pulled out a cigarette and lit it.
"I didn't know you smoked," Locke informed as he glanced at her skeptically.
"I don't, I just started."
"When?"
"Now."
"Ahhh, bees!" Charlie yelled as he ran by the cave, a swarm of bees chasing him.
"Run," Jack yelled as everyone ran from the cave.
"No you think?" Lizzie replied as she started coughing on her cigarette.
"See, if we had coffin beds, we could've just gone to sleep!"
They all ran behind a nearby tree, "I have a plan," Jack divulged.
"No, your plan sucks, I have a plan," Abby informed, "Jack, you take off your shirt, Charlie you sing, Locke get to building the coffins and Kate run into the bees."
"Guys…" Charlie began to question, "Where are we?"
"Yeah Jack," Kate added, "Where are we?"
"Flippin' Christ," Lizzie muttered as she lit up another cigarette.
And that be chapter 4. The roller disco is my idea, I don't know why but 'Roller Disco' and 'Moltov Cocktail' are the most frequently used words in my vocabulary. Lizzie is also very short tempered when it comes to constant question askers, and Lizzie and I have actually made a Cop movie (As childish as that sounds) and we used walkie-talkies and everything, it was awesome, awesome to the max.
Next Chapter- The girls come across Locke in the jungle, who is less then sane on their way to save Jack from the cave in.