Jelly Dragons meet 'Rivals' Bob And Mark

SOULTAIL7! T.T I WORSHIP YOU AND YOUR EPICNESS! My first review on this story! And here I was, planning on stopping it...Oh well, now I'm not!^^ Anyhoo, here's the next chapter( and possible the last of this plot-idea ) before eventually it ends and I get to new plots! I actually have an EPIC idea on what to do! I don't think anyone's every done it before...so stay tuned! ~Enjoy :D

Normal P.O.V

The two best-friends stared at the dragon-slayers.

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¨Uh.. Natsu/Gajeel, what are you doing here?¨ The girls asked in shock.

¨IT'S ALWAYS ALL MARK THIS,MARK THAT TALK NOW A' DAYS, AIN'T IT?!¨ The iron-dragon-slayer yelled, blowing the book-worm back against the wall.

Lucy wasn't having much luck either, as soon as they had entered, Natsu had immediately latched onto her waist with a T^T expression on his face.

¨Am I not good enough Luce? Am I not good enough?!¨ He repeated,shaking her foot as well as himself for effect.

Meanwhile Lucy was busy trying to kick Natsu off her leg ¨Natsu, what in the world is this about?! Let go!¨

The dragon-slayers ranting continued on as Lucy finally managed to kick Natsu off (making him bawl hysterically) and Levy removed herself off the wall, the two now hugging each other against the wall as the dragons continued screaming.

¨-AND WHAT MAKES YA THINK A GUY NAMED MARK WOULD EVER BE CUTE?!¨ Gajeel bellowed, finally catching Levy's attention as he mentioned the familiar names.

¨OR BOB!¨ Natsu added on.

Lucy and Levy blinked.

And blinked.

And blinked.

And then started shaking uncontrollably with their faces red.

And fell on their backs, clutching their stomachs. While the two dragon-slayers looked at them worriedly.

¨O-Oi shrimp/Luce-¨

¨BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!¨

Gajeel and Natsu blinked.

¨AHAAHAAHABWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!¨The two girl's faces were redder than Erza's hair and rolling on the floor laughing.

¨Oi Shrimp, what's so funny!¨ Gajeel, finally getting annoyed of their laughter spoke out.

¨Yeah Luce,what's so funny!¨ Natsu added in,poking her with a dumb-struck expression and adding on to their laughter.

¨PFFWAHAHAA, y-your f-face N-Natsu!¨ Lucy managed to say in between breaths before she shared a look between her bookworm best friend and they burst out laughing again.

¨Oh-oh Levy-ch-chan, you need to explain t-to them, I-I just can-n't!¨ The spirit-mage exclaimed, pounding her stomach to try and stop her relentless giggling.

¨O-Ok-kay-WAHA- L-Lu-ch-chan!¨ Levy cried out,tears flowing freely out of her eyes.


A few Laughter filled moments later;In which Natsu somehow managed to rade the fridge completely and then sulk in a corner, and Gajeel to set up an entire campfire and begin roasting marshmallows. (EHEM! ANYWAY~ XD)

Levy was still regaining her breath when she finally looked up at the two dumb-struck dragon-slayers, nearly bursting into giggles yet AGAIN.

¨B-b-bob a-and M-mark are-¨ The two book-worms shared a glance and giggled once more.

¨Are-?!¨ Natsu and Gajeel unisioned impatiently, ready to pummel the guys in minutes.

¨Are-, are-¨ They leaned in, in anticipation, faces scrunched up in seriousness.

¨Are our Best Friends!¨ Levy finally finished, holding up the plushies with a wide smile on their face.

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¨I'm hungry.¨ The pink-haired male's voice echoed through the silent room.

¨Yeah, now that you mention it, I am too flame-brain!¨The iron-mage agreed with him, his poor tummy (Thomas(Because yes people, I can name ANYTHING, including Gajeel's hungry tummy X3 You are now to address him as Thomas when-ever you see him.)rumbling in agreement.

¨Oh! Oh! I know! Let's go on a double date! Mira can get us the food!¨ The blue-nette piped up, clutching her hands tightly with stars in her eyes.

¨Nooooooo! I wanted to play Mario-Kaaaaaaaarrrttttt 8...¨The blond-spirit mage whined, crossing her arms and pouting defiantly.

The three specimens in the room stared at her.

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*SLAP*

Levy took this opportunity to remind her friend that Mario Kart 8 is not your life. Lucy just stared at her stupidly.

¨Lu-chan sometimes I literally think something is wrong with you...¨ Levy face-palmed and began sulking in a corner.

¨HEEEYY;HUNGRY SLAYER HEERE!¨ Gajeel whined, seeing as Natsu had now taken this opportunity to add 'Lucy's Gaming Console' to his List of 'Love Rivals'. Gajeel sweat-dropped. And he thought Phantom Lord was insane.

¨Oh yah! Sozzy Gazille dahlink!¨ Gajeel stared incredulously at the now, very fancy and prissy dressed Levy...who was texting on a phone.

And yet people think he is insane.

¨Lu-chan dahlink, ve must go nowh, Le Mighty Levy is vefy hungwy!¨ 'Levy' announced and dragged the now sobbing Lucy away from her gaming console,and to the guild.

The fire-dragon-slayer came and sat down next to Gajeel, watching as the two left.

¨Why are they our mates again?¨ The iron-slayer finally asked, turning to look the other mage in the eye.

Natsu shrugged ¨Cause for every screwed up person there is, there are those who are actually stable.¨

Gajeel nodded ¨I figured as much.¨


Meanwhile; At The Guild...

The guild doors blasted open and the bar-maid looked startled at the two mages.

¨Do you two need something?¨ She asked tentatively.

¨I need ya to pack us a lunch! We're going on a date with Bob, Mark, Gajeel, and Natsu, Aye!¨ The book-worm chirped happily, having exchanged her earlier outfit for a kitty-one.

Mira sweat-dropped and decided not to question the two mages, getting a picnic basket ready in seconds and sending off the two girls.

*SLAM*

The doors slammed shut.

¨So what? Lucy and Levy have a harem now?¨ Wakaba asked incredulously.

A tankard came flying at his head.

¨Never mind that you idiot! Anyone else notice Lucy was dressed up as Mario?¨ The drunken-card-mage questioned.

The entire guild nodded and chose to ignore the loud screams of chaos that followed afterwards.

¨For the last time Lu-chan; STOP RANSACKING CHEESE! THEY'RE NOT COINS!¨

It was only normal, after all.


XD C'mon, you gotta admit that was awesome though! XD I feel humorous right now so I'll be sure to update this A.S.A.P now that I've finally got time! Hope ya enjoyed da chappy Minna! Remember to leave a review~ =3