(A;N) Oh, it feels so good to be back! Sorry for the longer then usual wait. I work on a farm, and barely get time. So without further ado, I bring to you, the second chapter of Matt's Survival Guide…
Special thanks: I would like to thank EmilyAnaya19 for rule 40, MunkyRob for rule 39, YouTube Powers of Stupidity for rules 23-27, and KiBoy for rule 29.
Disclaimer: I do not own Corey, Daniel, Jessica, Ikuto, Monica, Rob, and Chrystal. They belong to EmilyAnaya19, thatgirlyouwanttobe, YouTube Powers of Stupidity, and MunkyRob.
Chapter 2: A violent get together
Short side note: School is back in session for me (as a matter of fact, it has been for three weeks now. Good luck to everyone in school this year) so I'm a little rushed. So let's just say the following OC's have been there the whole time. ON WITH THE SHOW!
Rule No. 21: Ohh, say can you see, KABOOM!
Matt: What in the blue hell…?
Alex: Ki, the author is talking gibberish again…
Ki: No he's not… *Corey, Daniel, Jessica, Ikuto, Monica, Rob, and Chrystal appear after an explosion*
Ki: You guys can't get any weirder, can you?
Matt: A lot…
Rule No.22: Don't criticize Matt's country boy lifestyle…
Ikuto: It's a really, really bad idea…
Alex: *raises an eyebrow* How in the hell do you know?
Ikuto: *lifts a pant leg up to reveal a shotgun wound*
Alex: You made fun of his 22, did you?
Ikuto: *nods his head*
Rule No.23: Alvin, please don't try to get Ikuto and Monica into a fight… AGAIN! The last time they fought, half the house was ruined.
Alvin: *bows his head* Sometimes, the whole house gets ruined…
Alex: But, thanks to Matt's incredible architect skills, the house gets rebuilt…
Matt: Last week I had to rebuild the house FOUR FREAKING TIMES!
Rule No.24: Brittany, as much as you like fashion… don't criticize Monica's choice of clothing… then you'll be the one being chased by an angry chipette with a chainsaw…
Danny: But I thought David and Ki confiscated the bazooka and the chainsaw…
Rob: They did… *sees what color the chainsaw is* Hey Matt, do you recognize that chainsaw?
Matt: Hey, wait a minute… THAT'S MY CHAINSAW!
Rule No.25: Nobody touches the strawberries or the apples… nobody… especially you Alvin.
Alvin: But I don't even like apples or strawberries…
Chrystal: Yeah, but you, Matt, Alex, Ki, and Lucas use them for footballs…
Alvin: *smirks* So true…
Rule No.26: Ikuto, don't flirt with any of the chipettes… or then feel the wrath of their boyfriends… or themselves.
Makayla: Last night, he learned that it's not a good idea to hit on Denise…
Lucas: What happened?
Kate: Remember those black and blue marks he came back with?
Ki: Yep.
Kate&Makayla: Yeah…
Everyone: *O-O*
Monica: *barely containing laughter*
Rule No.27: Monica… as much as you like to sing in Japanese… if the song has a hidden dark meaning… DON'T EXPLAIN THE MEANING TO ANYONE WHO DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE LANGUAGE… Theodore got traumatized by your explanation to one of your songs…
Matt: Hm? What was it?
Monica: *whispers the meaning*
Matt: Don't you think that's a LITTLE too descriptive?
Monica: *nods*
Rule No.28 PIE!
Alex: Well that's random…
Matt: I know, just… PIE!
CamoHunter: Haha, pie…
David: What… where the hell did you come from?!
CamoHunter: That doesn't matter now, just pie… haha, pie…
Matt: *eyes widen* Camo, get those 'thoughts' out of your head!
CamoHunter: Haha, nope…
Rule No.29: Makayla, don't seduce guys who have girlfriends… while I think about it, Kate don't do it either.
Kate&Makayla: Oh come on! Why not?
Luke: Makayla, you're a nympho, and Kate, you were impregnated at 15...
Makayla: Touche…
Kate: Point taken…
Rule No.30: Julia is not allowed to shape shift… especially into Brittany…
Matt: … I still haven't got over that yet…
Julia: *barely alive laughing* I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist!
Rule No.31: It's all about the he said she said bull sh-
Simon: David! Enough Limp Bizkit already!
Alex: Not here bro. Rated T…
David: Killjoy…
Rule No.32: Keep rollin', rollin' rollin' rollin'-
Everyone: NO!
David: KILLJOYS!
Rule No.33: A country boy can sur-
Ki: Oh, not you too Matt!
Matt: Hey, different song, different artist, different genre…
Rule No.34: Pay Eleanor?
Eleanor: Hm?
David: You still haven't paid us…
Eleanor: Okay, okay… *hands each of Ki, Lucas, and David ten dollars*
David: Thank you…
Rule No.35: Always pay the fee for the Task Force Seville employment…
Ki: If you don't, you'll wind up just like the victims…
Task Force Seville: *chuckles*
Rule No.36: Matt is not allowed in the lab…
Simon: Last time, he made the Ray Gun…
Jeanette: We didn't think it was possible…
Rob: So, this rule is out of jealousy?
Simon: Maybe just a little…
Rule No.37: Wrestling anybody?
Alvin: WWE!
Dave: WWF!
Toby: WCW!
David&Alex&Matt: ECW!
Alvin&Dave&Toby: ECW: Extremely Crappy Wrestling!
David&Alex&Matt: *fire eyes* You didn't! *attacks*
Rule No.38: Don't make fun of ECW!
David&Alex&Matt: *standing victorious over Alvin, Dave, and Toby* OORAH!
Rule No.39: You don't want to sneak into Rob's laboratory and try out one of his devices, because those are more dangerous and creepy than the things in Area 51.
Alex: Yeah, I've been down there, and it's true. And I've also been to Area 51, and believe me, that's saying something…
Rule No.40: No playing Hide and Seek in the house!
Matt: It almost ended as Alvin and the ChipmunK!
Corey: I feel so bad for Theodore!
Julia: Yeah, he only wanted a sip!
Matt: Never. Touch. My. Root. Beer!
Flashback-two days ago
Alvin: I'm bored!
Lucas: We can have a sword fight tournament?!
Ki&Corey&David: YEAH!
Everyone else: NO!
Jeanette: Let's play a game!
Eleanor: Ooh ooh I know I know, hide and seek!
Everyone else: Okay!
Matt: I'm it! *hides eyes* 1, 2, 3, 4, 5...
Everyone: *runs and hides*
Corey&Julia&Theodore: *run into the root beer cellar*
Corey: They'll never find us down here!
10 minutes later
Corey&Julia&Theodore: *still not found* UGH!
Theodore: *whisper* Julia, Corey, I'm thirsty!
Julia: *eyes widen*
Corey: Theodore, don't even think about it!
Julia: Yeah, Matt will kill you if he finds out.
Theodore: He won't notice if just one is gone!
Corey: Theo, don't do it!
Theodore: Ohhhh I can't help it! *grabs a bottle, opens it, and starts to drink*
Julia: Your funeral Theo.
Matt: *from upstairs* Hey guys, I think I heard something! *walks downstairs and turns on the light* *sees Theodore drinking a bottle of root beer* Grrrrrrrrrrr *unsheathes claws*
Corey&Julia: Uh oh!
End of flashback
Theodore: He dislocated my arm over a b-b-bottle of s-s-s-soda!
Matt: So then it's lesson learned?
(A;N) So, how was it? Like it? Hate it? Well, I did my best, and that's all that matters, right? Anyway, I'm still open for OCs and rules, so PM me them or leave in a review. Now, thank you, thanks for viewing, and please review! CamoHunter out!