Guess who's baaaack. It's been a while I know. I've made some empty promises about a sooner return, but what's done is done. Anyways, I'll keep it short, on with the show.
Thanks to KiBoy for rule 53, YouTube Powers of Stupidity for rules 57 and 58 and H. F. Munkmadness for rule 56. Special thanks to The Simonette254 for co-writing this chapter.
Disclaimer: Neither Jonathan or Chassidy are mine. They belong to KiBoy and The Simonette254. They only appear for a brief moment, but I'm just clearing that up.
Chapter 3: Celebrity issues
41) Miley Cyrus is banned.
Matt: It would be okay if it wasn't for the fact that she's a sl-
David: UP!
Matt: But I was just-
David: NOPE!
42) Certain 'pies' are not to be mentioned.
Matt: Hehe, 'pie'…
Dave: As I was saying!
43) Mazes. They never work well!
Rob: Everytime, either Theodore, Eleanor, or David.
David: *growls*
Theodore: We can't help it.
Eleanor: Yeah, leave us alone
44) Family Dramas is a touchy subject.
Ki: I was made a whore.
Makayla: Oh come on, you liked it and you know it.
Ki: NO I DIDN'T!
45) Someone that Matt could relate to?
Stranger chipmunk: Well you see, the transmission is bad. That's the only thing wrong with it.
Matt: Dave who is this?
Dave: Our new neighbor. A good thing too. He's a mechanic.
Matt: Are you trying to replace me boy?
Stranger: of course not. My name is C.J. Nice to meet ya.
Matt: Matthew Morgan. But you can call me I've got my eye on you.
46) No speaking foreign languages.
Dave: Morning everyone!
Matt: Dave, como esta usted?
Dave: Estoy bien Matt.
Alvin: Any idea what they said?
Brittany: Nope…
47) Ki is not God… even though most of the time he thinks he is.
Matt: And also, we question this fact…
48) Don't be around when the boys have their 'Shield moments.'
C.J.: I got triple power bombed by Ki, Lucas, and David!
Danny: I got curb stomped by Rob!
Simon: I got dirty deeds from Alex!
Alvin: I got speared by Matt! You never know who's taking part of it, or who the victims are!
Matt: Think about it this way Alvin, at least it was only you. For if you weren't around, I'd be spearin' Brittany.
Alvin: Why you little-
49) WAFFLES!
Matt: Don't ask, just, WAFFLES!
50) Matt? C.J.?
Matt: Toby Keith!
C.J.: Jason Aldean!
Matt: Keith!
C.J.: Aldean!
Matt: Keith!
C.J.: Aldean!
51) No fights!
Toby: I have never fully recovered!
Luke: Same!
Kevin: Same!
52) Extremely Crappy Wrestling!
Matt: WHO WROTE THIS!
Alvin: *tiptoeing*
Matt: *throws his knife at him* Ki, Alvin needs to be revived!
53) No doing 'that' on the couch.
Everyone: WHAT!
Matt/Dave: WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING?!
Theodor/Eleanor/ Simon/Jeanette: *jumps off the couch*
Dimitri/Maria: *smirk*
David: You didn't!
Dimitri: We're in for it now Maria-
Maria: I know-
54) Simon's Dream Machine is not to be used by Ki, Alvin, or Matt.
Simon: Or to be used ON Alvin, Alex, David, Toby, Ki, Lucas, and Matt.
Jeanette: One time me and Brittany decided to use it one Matt… *shudders*
Brittany: I didn't know you were so kinky Matt.
Matt: *shrugs* I've been kinkier.
Jeanette: That's not all Britt. One time I went alone, and- *whispers in her ear* he had some dreams about you…
Brittany: *sweatdrop* Uhh…
Alvin: *growls*
Matt: Hey, I can't control my mind! I would be less perverted if I could!
Alex: Oh please, I seen the way you look at Britt. You basically undress her with your eyes!
Matt: ALEX!
Alex/David: *high paw*
Brittany: Would everyone relax? I can't help it that I'm "The Pretty One".
Jeanette/Eleanor: *rolls eyes*
Matt: Oh believe me, you're more than just pr-
David: *covers his mouth* Aren't you in enough trouble Matthew?
Chassidy: Brittany doesn't exactly have innocent dreams herself.
Brittany: *blushes* Shut up Chass!
Matt/David: *curious look*
Chassidy: Sorry guys, for mine and Brittany's eyes only.
Brittany: *hugs her/whispers* Thank you.
Chassidy: *whispers* I could use this against you anytime I want to big sis. So don't cross me.
Matt: DAMN!
David: Buzzkill!
55) Ki is not to be used to test new inventions!
Ki: Just because I can't be killed, doesn't mean I can be used as a guinea pig!
Simon: But I have so many things just perfect for you to test.
Ki: The last straw was Matt's pistol swords!
Matt: Oh come on, it wasn't that bad.
Ki: You shot me!
Matt: … so?
Ki: Also Simon going all surgeon simulator on me!
Simon: you agreed to do it!
Matt: And not to mention David's wolverine claws.
David: Hey, that was painful for me too!
Ki: WHY CAN'T YOU GUYS TEST THIS STUFF ON JONATHAN!? HE'S A DEMIGOD TOO!
Matt: … that is a valid point…
Lucas: Good luck convincing Johnny to do that.
Jonathan: *appears* DON'T CALL ME JOHNNY! *leaves*
56) Don't ask Larry if he ever had a girlfriend.
Matt: He get's sensitive.
Larry: I thought we agreed NOT to talk about it.
Matt: We just did.
Larry: Grrrrrrrr.
57) Alvin, don't try to speak "Japanese" to Monica and Ikuto. They get offended. Also goes for anybody else who tries this.
Ikuto: Toyota and Godzilla. The two things that Alvin says that annoys us the most.
58) Also, don't go imitating a Japanese accent, and say that's how they speak. They can speak English like any American can.
Monica: Do we really have to explain this again?
Matt: Well what about England, Ireland, Scotland, or Whales?
Ikuto: It's all the same!
Matt: No it's not.
Monica: Matt, don't be a smart alac…
59) Don't criticize Matt's cooking!
Alvin: He's a very awesome cook.
Brittany: Saying something bad about it is suicidal. I'm not even joking.
Eleanor: This steak is amazing!
Matt: Thanks Eleanor.
Toby: *spits* UGH WHAT IS THIS GARBAGE?!
Matt: DIIIE TOBY!
*15 minutes later*
Matt: *covered in blood* Serves him right.
Jeanette: Poor stupid Toby.
60) Alvin, Ki, and Matt have limited access to the internet. Why? Because they are the most likely to speak their minds.
Simon: They tend to go too far.
Jeanette: Justin Bieber has a restraining order against them for the multitude of death threats they sent to him on Twitter.
Due to the fact that I was a little bit rushed, I didn't write the whole rule 60. But there is good news to that. One of these days I'm going to put up a thing for deleted scenes and bloopers. And it will include all of my stories, The Boy, the Girl, and the Biker, Alex's Question/Answer Show, this right here, any story to come… the hilarious fanfic that I co-wrote with KiBoy known as Family Dramas…
Speaking of Family Dramas, one of these rules is based off of a future happening in Family Dramas. Whoever can guess which one it is will get a special treat from me. Can you guess which one? KiBoy you don't count!
This is CamoHunter, signing off.