Chapter 2...yes!

!WARNINGS! This contains OOCness, derpyness and WTFness. (not real words? Bah! You're drunk!) This is written out of boredom and is just a half-assed thing to keep me writing something, it's not in any way serious!

Anyway;

They got to their destination after all. :D

Okay to be honest; I totally forgot about this story... -.-' I'll just upload this and wish for someone to read it, 'kay?

As soon as the car stops everybody jumps out of it as fast as they possibly can. Well except Kakuzu who's still sleeping like a rock, his old age getting the better of him.

"Fuck this, hm!" Deidara shouts and practically throws himself out of the car and on the ground, panting heavily.

"This is it? We're going to live here?!" Hidan whines when he takes a look around. Trees, trees, trees, a lake...and what do you know! More trees. That's all there is. Konan takes Tobi over to the lake to help him clean things up. The others gathers next to the car.

"Ahhhh! Can you smell that air, guys?" Pein inhales the fresh air of nature with a pleased grin.

"You know, we're in the woods all the time so we see this stuff every day..." Itachi points out.

"You're practically blind, Itachi. How can you know if you've 'seen' it before?" The leader replies, pouting.

"I'm not blind, I can see perfectly fine." Itachi grunts annoyed.

"Like an eagle, right? You couldn't even tell who was Kisame and who was Konan the other day." Sasori flatly states.

"Shut it, splinter-ass!" Itachi snaps, which is very unusual for the Uchiha.

Sasori is about to say something when Deidara bursts out laughing.

"AHAHA! S-splinter...A-ass!" The young man wipes a tear from his right eye while trying to steady his breathing.

"I have to remember that one, hm!"

Sasori glares daggers at his partner and decides that the best thing to do , in order to make him stop, is to jam his wooden fist as hard as he can into the younger male's stomach. Deidara takes a few steps back and eventually collides with Kisame who isn't prepared for the stumbling blonde.

"AH! Watch it Deidara!" He yelps, more surprised than anything.

Deidara quickly gets on his feet again and glares at the slightly shorter redhead.

"Ow! "

Pein sighs and puts a hand up to stop the racket.

"Would you PLEASE try to keep calm and make this enjoyable? It will be for the better of all of us."

Hidan who's, amazingly enough, been quiet for a while decides to speak his mind in the most subtle way he can think of.

"Fuck it! You've really outdone yourself this time you son of a bitch." Nonchalant turning to the man in command.

A dark aura rises from the pierced carrot-top as he grits his teeth bitterly.

"You better unpack and have everything set up by the time I'm back..." Pein grumbles and walks over to a big rock and sits down to pout behind it.

The ones left behind stares at the car in terror.

"So...who will it be..?" Kisame asks and points at the still sleeping man in the car. Everybody looks away, coughs a little and shifts their feet awkwardly. They know Kakuzu's always in a bad mood when he's woken up from a nap (Hidan in particular).

"I think we should let Hidan do it, hm." Deidara confesses, pointing at the man in question.

"WHAT? Fuck that!" The Jashinist barks, glancing over at Kakuzu.

"You are his partner after all..." Kisame mumbles with a faked thoughtful expression.

"But I-" The albino can feel a drop of sweat make its way down his forehead. His eyes flicks in distress, trying to find a way to get out of it.

"And you are immortal." Itachi adds pointing at Sasori. The puppeteer directs the blind man's hand to its intentional objective.

"Oh, thank you Konan." Itachi thanks the redhead who mutters something about weasels and shredders beneath his breath.

"Oi! I'm not gonna wake him up, deal with it bitches!"

[...]

They push the beaten Jashinist over to the car.

"Fucking retard organization!" Hidan mutters as he gets closer.

"We're right behind you." The other members chimes in unison.

"The fuck you are..." Hidan mutters, mostly to himself, and looks back to see that they've all taken cover behind some trees (even Itachi, those eyes of his sure works when it benefits him, don't they).

The albino swallows and opens the door by his partner and stares him down for quiet a while before deciding what to do.

"Kakuzu..." He whispers, ready to duck from eventual fists flying towards him. Nothing happens so he tries again.

"Hey, Kakuzu..." Still no reaction from the old miser. Hidan pokes him in the side once then hides behind the car door. He peeks through the window only to find Kakuzu, still sleeping like a baby. Frustrated, yet curious, he walks up to him again. The younger begins to wonder if his partner is even alive and leans in closer to check.

Suddenly, Kakuzu opens his eyes and stares at the two, big magenta orbs which are now looking scared shitless. The elder man looks as pissed as he would if one snatched his money out of his hands and burnt it right in front of him. His eyes peers; Hidan is the last person he wants to wake up only inches away from.

Hidan makes an 'eep'-sound and flees with an angry Kakuzu chasing after.

"I'M SORRYYYY!" The Jashinist screams while dodging Kakuzu's fists.

"NO, YOU'RE NOT, NOT YET!" Yells Kakuzu.

Now that Kakuzu is out of the way the others can get their stuffs.

"Hey, Danna! Do you wanna go swimming later, hm?" Deidara asks his 'Danna' with a big smile.

"No." Sasori answers bored and reaches for his bag on the roof of the car but he's way too short to reach it.

Kisame sees this and says

"Let me help you, Sasori." The shark man hands the redhead his luggage.

"I'm not short... it's the car...it's ridiculously big..." Sasori blushingly exclaims when he gets his things.

"Is that so, Danna?" Deidara smirks mockingly and tousles Sasori's hair. It is not appreciated by the puppeteer who kicks the younger man's leg and then stomps away.

Deidara falls over and yelps

"It was a joke, hm!"

Kakuzu comes back with Hidan's head under his arm.

"Why do you have to be a dick, Kakuzu?!" Hidan's head barks at the man carrying him.

Kakuzu smirks under his mask, feeling happy with himself.

"Like you're one to talk." The elder man answers calmly. Well at the car he drops the head to the ground and as he carries his bags away he kicks the poor thing along.

Zetsu turns a page in his book with a content sigh.

Since this is very much just for me to have something to do, I figured: MAYBE YOU WANT SOMETHING SPECIAL TO HAPPEN? LIKE A FUNNY SCENARIO YOU WANT A CERTAIN CHARACTER TO BE IN?

TELL ME IN A COMMENT! ^^

Okay, So In this Sasori has a height complex (because...he's the shortest?), Pein just wants them to behave like adults for ONCE, Konan is the only sane one here, Tobi is...Tobi, Deidara wants a lot of Sasori's attention (...just because! :C ), Kisame is the only one truly enjoying himself, Kakuzu is easier to irritate than usual, Hidan can't help but to whine and pick fights with anybody, Itachi is just blind and confused (poor thing) and Zetzu tries to keep himself together (heh).

Review please. Tell me what you think and I'm open for suggestions for what might happen next. ^^