A/N: Gah I'm sooo sorry everyone. This is late I know. So I won't bore you. Onto the story!
Moribox2: idiot, you need to do a disclaimer
Me:…..but I don't wanna…they're so stupid. You do it.
Moribox2: -.-' why are you so annoying?
Me:…cuz
Moribox2: Aurora does not own Ouran high school host club. She only owns Abby, dawn and bob. She doesn't own me either. I belong to LittleBlondeSpazz.
Me: Thank you. Now read on!
Chapter Nine: Host type
In which Abby receives her hosting type and Dawn learns what Kyouya wants.
Abby was distracted in class. She wasn't paying any attention to whatever the teacher was prattling on about. Every time she tried to, her mind simply wandered back to her deal with the devil. The sadistic smirk on four eyes' face was enough to tell that he knew what she was going to say long before she ever did. She understood why he was called the Shadow king. Blondie may be the president, but it was obvious who was really in charge.
Abby didn't notice that class was now over. In fact, she would have continued to sit there for quite some time, if Haruhi hadn't decided to take pity on the girl.
"Abby, class is over." She said to the other brunette girl. Abby looked up and around.
"Oh, thanks Haruhi." Haruhi smiled.
"No problem." She started to walk away, off to the host club before she was late. Before she could take more than three steps, Abby stopped her.
"Haruhi, are you going to the club?"
Haruhi turned back to face her. "Yeah. Why?"
Abby fidgeted slightly before sighing. "Because I need you to take me with you…" Haruhi just shrugged.
"Okay. Let's go." The two girls walked together to music room three. Other girls watched them as they went, unnoticed by the two. Ironically enough, no one was aware that the two girls were in fact girls.
"Oh look its Haruhi!"
"He's so sweet!"
"Is that the new student Abby with him?"
"It is! I wonder if he's going to join the club."
"I hope he does!"
"Me too!"
The group of girls all started squealing. Dawn, who happened to pass by at that moment, shook her head. She imagined what those very same girls would say if they knew the two cute boys they were squealing about were two girls. That would be funny. She already had a vague idea of what Kyouya had asked her sister to do, and she was fairly positive what the answer had been. What he wanted her to do was still unclear. He had asked for her to come to the club twenty minutes after it started. She was sure she would know what he wanted by then. Glancing at her watch, she saw she still had close to forty minutes to go yet. She decided that she might as well go to the library and get a start on her homework.
Abby walked quietly with Haruhi. Kyouya had told her not to be late. Damn idiotic, evil, sadistic four eyed, shadow-
"Abby? We're here." Haruhi's voice cut through her inner rant. She blinked and looked at the girl before looking at the door. Oh…they were here. Oh…they were here! Abby inwardly started freaking out. She wondered if it was too late to back out of the deal. Knowing Kyouya…yes, it was. She had sealed her own fate the moment she had said yes.
"Abby...are you okay?" once again, the other girls calm voice cut through her thoughts. She quickly nodded.
"Yeah I'm fine Haru. Thanks for asking." Later, she would realize the nickname she had said, but at the time, neither girl noticed. Instead, Haruhi simply nodded and gave her a small smile as the door to the club was pushed open.
Dawn sat frustrated in the library. She found it difficult to believe that it was a library, despite all the books. The place was boisterous to the point of insanity. She truly felt for the poor librarian who was dig her best to ignore the rowdy students and work.
Slightly miffed, she pushed her fake spectacles up her nose and returned her attention to a math problem. It wasn't particularly hard. If f(x)=x2+3x-6, was x-2 a factor? She silently went over the math in her head, and scribbled down, no. able to concentrate after fully blocking out the racket, she continued steadily with her work.
Haruhi walked into the ornate room, Abby trailing behind her. She was a little curious as to why the girl had wanted to come, but decided that she would tell her if she wanted to. Silently, she pondered what Abby's meeting with Kyouya had been about. Her sempai could be…intimidating to say the least. He was certainly an odd contrast with Tamaki, who didn't seem able to scare a teddy bear if he tried. Yet she had witnessed times when both boys could have drastic changes.
Instinctively, she ducked as Tamaki came flying towards her, causing him to crash into Abby, who was not quick enough to dodge the exuberant host.
Abby vowed to never let her guard down again as the wind was knocked out from her by the clumsy blond oaf. He fell clumsily on top of her, causing her to kiss in pain. As soon as he realized his mistake, he sprang to his feet, dragging her to hers as well.
"Oh my dear princess, I am so sorry! Can you ever forgive me? Please, do not be mad at me!" he was giving her a head ache. Mustering up her best glare she turned it on him.
"Touch me again, and I will break your arm you obnoxious idiot." Her words went through him like arrows, and before she could see how, he was in a corner, a gloomy aura surrounding him. She couldn't help but stare, and slowly walked towards it, an irrepressible urge to touch the black mass…
"Well if it isn't,"
"Our new favourite toy." Two sets of arms found their way around her waist, sandwiching her firmly between them. She turned her glare on them, only for them to shrug it off. One of them turned her to face him fully, leaning close to her.
"And why exactly is our toy here today?"
"I told her to come." A cool voice cut through. Both twins looked at Kyouya, who hadn't looked up from his back book. Abby sighed and wormed her way out of the twins grasp. Once completely free, she went over to Kyouya and stood in front of him. "Yes?" he questioned, again, without so much as glancing up.
"I'm here. Now what?" she asked as politely as she could manage. She figured she had more than pushed it with him today. She could be thankful he couldn't hear her inner monologues or shed be in deep trouble.
"Now, you will have to be made presentable, and we will choose a type for you." Without any warning, there was a quick herd of footsteps, and three pairs of eyes suddenly filled her vision; two sets of gold and one set of purple. Unconsciously, she backed away from them, only for two twin arms to hold her in place.
"Hmmm, she has good bone structure, but you can barely see that with the way her hair hangs. Not to mention," A hand brushes her bangs back, "she has nice eyes."
"She might be able to pass it off, but she won't get away with it as easily as Haruhi." the twins talked as if she weren't there. Tamaki chipped in as well.
"But Kyouya, she's a girl. How can she be a host?" the purple eyes left her face and turned to Kyouya who calmly stated,
"She can pull it off. And according to my calculations, her joining will increase club profits by twenty three percent." His glasses glared over, a smirk in place on his face showing his greed. Tamaki snapped his fingers.
"Hikaru, Kaoru, you know what to do then!"
The twins smirked and saluted him. "Aye aye, Tono." Without a warning, the lifted Abby off the floor and swept her away to the change rooms she hadn't even noticed. She didn't even bother to struggle. There wouldn't be a point, and it would be a waste of her energy. Instead, she let them drag her in and sit her down in a chair.
"Hmm, I think if we shaped her hair a bit better and combed it out it would frame her face better don't you think Kaoru?" the twin facing her on her right said to the other. This one was obviously Hikaru. Kaoru replied easily,
"Exactly my thoughts. And then we can get her to change after that." Both twins nodded before grinning mischievously in her direction.
"Whatever you're thinking, don't." she warned. They just shrugged and advanced on her, pulling out scissors from nowhere she could see. Oh no…she closed her eyes quickly.
"Don't worry,"
"We're professionals." They assured her. They didn't do a very good job.
Fifteen minutes later, after a haircut, much shouting, a roll of binding and two twins being forcefully kicked out, Abby reluctantly exited the change room. She had been slightly shell-shocked when she had seen herself in the mirror. The blue blazer brought out the blue in her eyes, and her hair no longer messily hung limp. Instead, it had been neatly trimmed back, and combed out neat. She, dare she say it, looked so much like a boy even she believed it. Yes, her face was feminine, but no more than Haruhi's. Maybe she could actually pull this off.
"hmm." The twins circled her scrutinizingly. Then they each held two thumbs up. "Perfect!"
"Abby-chan, you look just like a host!" said the adorable voice of the group's oldest member. She, for the life of her, could not remember the boy's name. And he hadn't been here fifteen minutes ago. Neither was the tall boy. She tried desperately to remember their names, but could not. Just as she was about to ask, she was interrupted by none other than the king himself.
"Well done men! Now, she may look the part of a host, but what type will she be?"
Abby blinked. "Type?"
"Every host in the club has a 'type' that specifically caters to the needs of our guests." Kyouya explained sounding bored. "Tamaki is the prince type, Hunny is the boy Lolita type, Mori is the wild type, the twins are the little devils type, I am the cool type and Haruhi is the natural type. Now, we need to find a type for you." He finished. Abby opened her mouth to tell him how stupid it all sounded when once again she was cut off. But this time, it was by a loud whirring sound, like the sound of a motor.
She almost fell over when the floor opened up, and a spinning platform rose out of the ground. Even more surprising was the girl standing on it, wearing the school uniform. She had long caramel coloured hair, with a ridiculously large bow on top of her head. The worst part, however, was the obnoxiously loud laugh she ascended with.
"OHOHOHOHOHOHO! What do we have here? Abby miller, the new exchange student in class 1-A." she hopped off the platform and stalked over to her. "A novelty for the simple fact no one knows anything about him. He is quiet is class, and doesn't talk to anyone besides Haruhi and occasionally the twins. He is from America, and already much sought after. And now the rumors are confirmed! He is a host! Oh it's just so delicious! Renge could eat three bowls of rice!" Abby backed away from the rather scary girl. Her large brown eyes bore into Abby's blue ones. It was…rather nerve wrecking.
"He is the Classic type!" she announces gleefully. Tamaki stepped forward.
"Excuse me...but I don't understand why…"
"Be quiet you phony prince! An imbecile like you would never understand!" Tamaki fell dramatically to the floor. "Abby is the classic type because of his nice guy attitude, studiousness in class, classic good looks and colouring, and over all American personality. He is every girls dream American boy!" Abby had to stop herself from strangling the girl. She was clearly as big an idiot as Tamaki was. As if Kyouya could read her mind he sidled up to her and said calmly but coolly.
"Miss Houshakuji's family are very important business partners of my family's. Please refrain from directly insulting or maiming her." His tone was smooth, but she could hear the warning. Okay, so she couldn't touch the crazy lady. Got it.
"Well, my work here is done! Fair well all!" with that, she hopped back on the platform and spun back underneath the floor. That was...weird. All the hosts turned towards Abby, and Tamaki stepped forward.
"Welcome Abby, our new classic type host."
**Time skip-Hosting hours have started**
Abby sat at her table. Just looking around the room was enough to tell that these people, with the exception of Haruhi and possibly Mori, were completely insane. (She would include Kyouya in that, but she didn't like him) She watched as Tamaki made girl after girl swoon with his ridiculous lines. It was sad really, how they bought into his garbage. Personally, she didn't see the appeal. He batted his eyes, and spoke false words, and they lapped it up like honey. It was pathetic…
"Umm, Abby?" she turned to see two girls standing shyly just in front of her. Both were pretty girls, but she had never really seen them around before. Sighing inwardly she smiled at them.
"Hello ladies. Would you like to sit?" she had no clue what she did, but it worked. Both girls flushed and sat down across from her. This was going to be a long day.
Dawn looked up at the clock and sighed darkly. It was time to start heading over to the clubroom or risk being late. Honestly, she was tempted…very tempted. But she had no doubts that Kyouya would find a way to make her regret that later if she did. She stood up, gathering all of her stuff and began the rather long trek to the music room. By the time she climbed the final staircase, she was not in a good mood. She had fallen four times, dropped her books twice and was no longer even close to being in the mood to deal with the idiotic club and its members.
Once she finally stood outside the door, she took a moment to collect herself. It wouldn't do to get angry. Especially not with Ootori and Suoh. She could deal with the others, but those two had the most influence. Taking a deep breath, she quietly opened the door.
This time, no flower petals attacked her. Instead, she looked onto a slightly sickening scene. The room was filled with girls once again. And once again, they were all swarmed around the hosts. Tamaki had the largest group again, something she didn't understand. He was such an idiot. Haruhi had a medium sized group, about four or five girls. And all she was doing was talking to them. Glancing over at Hunny and Mori's table was enough to confirm it wasn't much different than the other day. They sat with their guests, Hunny being adorable while eating cake, and Mori sitting there silently. Dawn didn't even chance looking at Hikaru and Kaoru's table. She could already hear the squeals emitting from that direction, and had no desire to see what was causing them.
Dawn then spotted the new table in the group. With a slight start, she saw her sister sitting in the middle of a group of girls. A quick count showed she had a good six or so girls surrounding her. What surprised her the most was that her sister was smiling. She was probably faking it, but still. She couldn't actually remember the last time she had seen it. And she looked like a boy…well a very girly boy, but she could pass. Dawn supposed this was Kyouya's idea. And judging by the way he was smirking at Abby from his table, she guessed he was pleased with the turnout. Quietly, not wanting anyone to notice her, she made her way over to him.
She reached the bespectacled boys table with no interruptions and sat. He didn't even look at her.
"Good afternoon Miss. Miller. You are right on time."
She almost twitched at that. Miss. Miller? Was he really serious? What was this, Alvin and the Chipmunks?
"Good afternoon Mr. Ootori. But please, call my Dawn." His glasses glared lightly as he finally faced her.
"Of course Donia. And please call me Kyouya." He gave a fake smile, one he must've used on many girls. She was unmoved. And slightly peeved. She hated being called her full name, but refused to let him know that.
"Very well Kyouya. Now, what was it you wanted to talk to me about? I presume it is of importance for you to wish to talk to me after school when I have homework to be doing and a scholarship to keep up?" she made her annoyance clear. There was no way he could miss it in her voice. And he didn't. He just chose to ignore it.
Kyouya wasn't stupid, far from it. It was clear to him how much the two sisters disliked each other. In fact, he could also see possible repercussions of his choice, but the money figures didn't lie. Abby was already a success. This itself was quite amusing. Now for the final part of his plan. "Yes Donia, I assure you I have a very important reason for asking you here today, free of charge I might add."
Dawn rolled her eyes lightly. Anyone who actually paid for this were idiots. Who would pay to sit and listen to fake words spew out of boys' mouths? Well…she looked around. A lot of girls apparently.
"And what is your reason?" she was ready to hear him out, and then leave.
"Very well. My reason is this, I wish for you to join our club as your sister has."
A/N: haha okay yeah…I'm mean. We know this. And I'm sorry once again that I was so late. School, work and homework have been crazy, and this is my final year in high school, go me! Okay onto the review replies!
LittleBlondeSpazz: haha yeah, Kyouya is kind of evil….and yes they are stubborn. I hope you enjoy what I do! Thanks for the review! And yay you were the first this time! Oh and I doubt hitting him will help. He still doesn't listen. Does Bob ever give you this much trouble?
Dream Theme: aww thanks. And talking really is fun isn't it? Ohh mountain dew! Yummy! Thanks for the review!
Ayaka Haninozuka Sohma: haha funny! I'll have to remember that one. Thanks for the review! I look forward to more of your stuff as well.
I'm-amazing-deal-with-it: I know right? Well…I guess that's kind of my fault...but oh well. Tehe! Thanks a bunch!
Pink Moon Witch: well here's the next chapter. Sorry it's so late…..^-^
.x: I know! I luffles the twins sooo much! And yay for Bob! Thanks for the review.
.razy: thank you thank you thank you! You're so sweet. Haha hope you liked what happened…and thanks for reminding me about the notebooks…I completely forgot them.
AbbyinUnderland: haha yeah I'm so smart huh? And that would be interesting I suppose…but way too much drama for me. I'll stick to writing it. Thanks for the review!
Lightwolfheart: haha sorry…imma fluff bunny! Thanks a bunch!
Foamy's underling and servant: hiya. Tehe I know. You're the second person who typed like those exact words. I almost feel bad now...almost **grins** oh oh oh tell Pablo I said hi!
Supergirl501: thank you! And I think Abby as a host will be interesting…she's not a very good actor. And thanks. I like fluffy moments, and your right…but you'll have to wait for that.
HushedSilence: Hi! I'm glad you read my story. And that you like it. I love your story and I think you're a great writer as well. Hope you enjoy the rest.
Charlie Skyla Skyes: yeah…sorry it wasn't that fast…but next one will be within a week…hopefully. ^-^
Kura and Hana: haha glad you did notice, and it's alright. Thanks a bunch and I look forward to more Muto!
Okay that's all of them! 14! Yay! Okay I'm gonna stop talking…typing…you know what I mean…now…yeah…next update should hopefully be this weekend, if not next week sometime. Oh and before I forget...again, a special shout out to my Beta, The Faery Princess, who is amazing and has had to deal with me being late…sorry. Okay now I'm done...okay I lied. Everyone who reviews, faves or alerts gets cyber fudge brownies! One more thing then I swear I'll stop typing and post this thing. If you want me to read something of yours or ever feel like talking, just message me or say in a review. That's all now for real. Bye!