Yo, guys! All my tests and quizzes are done, except for math but whatever. I MADE A 96 ON MY AP CHEMISTRY FREE RESPONSE TEST, only person in my class to have made an A. Insert victorious chair spinning :D. I seriously thought I horrendously failed that thing and was the only person who didn't check my grade but hell yeah. So I wanted to write for this one because I love writing this story, they're so fun. Actually this chapter is the whole reason I made this story, a particular piece was just on replay for me so I'm really glad I get to write this part.

Warnings and Disclaimers are the same so let's begin:

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Deidara:

The water was only cold on my face and hands, which made me realize one of two things: our suits had more than one purpose and they intended us to be thrown in an ocean. What dicks. My head broke the surface. Instantly I was gasping for breath and spluttering the water that had entered my system. I spun around not really seeing anything and only confirming what I had originally seen. "THEY FUCKING THREW US IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING OCEAN!" I screamed into the air.

Beside me Sasori's head emerged from the water and he shook his head, spraying droplets everywhere. He raised his wrist from the water and looked down at the indicator, scowling, "Calm down. We need to think this through." In other words we weren't close enough to reasonably swim there. I glowered reproachfully at him, hating how he was attempting to reason our way through this.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THERE TO THINK THROUGH?! WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOME RANDOM OCEAN IF YOU DIDN'T NOTICE, UN!"

He grimaced, "Yeah, I got that but it isn't like your tantrum throwing will help us. Now help me think of a solution." If my hands weren't needed to keep me afloat then I would've strangled him for his insistence that there was any actual way we could get out of this.

"No." He looked at me incredulously.

"… What?"

I dipped my head into the water and allowed water into my mouth before coming back up and spraying it onto Sasori's face. His calm demeanor looked a lot more forced. Good. "I said if you want to calmly think your way through this then you can do it without me, un."

His mouth was held agape before he shook his head and glowered at me, "This is a team!"

I shook my head. Funny how our little team success and warmth turned into two bickering wet teenagers, mainly because of me, but still. "Well, we're placing you as team captain, Danna." I emphasized the last word sarcastically. He just continued glaring.

"You're such a brat."

"Such encouraging words, Danna, almost made my team spirit quell." Again he mutinously glared at me before looking past me. His eyes widened in surprise.

"… What's that?"

"You don't see anything! You just want to make me stop complaining and actually help you." I snapped. He rolled his eyes before slowly sliding his gaze back to me and staring reproachfully.

"As much as it would please me to stop hearing your whining, I'm not lying. Turn around, moron." He looked pointedly over my shoulder again.

I glared venomously before whipping around, making sure my wet hair smacked Sasori in the face in the process… he was right, for the billionth time. There was an approaching figure far off in the distance. I squinted my eyes and could barely make out a mast. "… A ship." I murmured.

"That's painstakingly obvious." I turned around once again to face him and smirked. His eyes narrowed in suspicion.

"Well, Danna, I'll allow you take the reigns on this one… until you fail that is."

"I don't fail." Was his instant response, almost like a habit. Probably was.

"We'll see, un." I lowered half of my face into the water as we waited for the approach of the ship. It was a little over an hour before they came. Eventually we both got tired and just floated silently. Probably best since they would be able to see us better.

It was a large ship and had easily recognizable pirate flags, sending us both warning flares to be careful, not that either of us ever encountered pirates before, but it seemed to be common sense. The ship got uncomfortably close and we could see a rope fall from the deck, into the water. A man nimbly slid down it and swam to us. Up close we could see his long black hair and sickly gray skin. He roughly grabbed us, although neither of us protested, and easily swam back to the ropes, even though he was lugging us after him. He stopped at the rope and wordlessly gestured to the rope. I glanced over at Sasori and without looking at me he quickly and easily climbed up. Shaking my head, I followed suit, through out the climb repeatedly thinking of how fun it would be to see him to fail and for me to be the one once again to get us out of the mess. I ignored the very small and very questionable part of me that also wanted his praise again. No, I was doing this for bragging rights, all the way through.

I finished my climb and ignoring Sasori's outreached hand, grabbed the ledge and pulled myself up and onto the deck, the man quietly slipping up from behind me, although I got the feeling that he was doing that more as a measure to make sure I didn't jump over. Ignoring him, I looked at the rest of the assembled deck of pirates, all just as odd and unattractive as the man who pulled us up. There was seven total, including him, all armed by large and powerful looking swords the somewhat strayed from a sword's normal appearance.

I didn't allow myself to look at Sasori nor did I allow the numbers to deter me. More importantly these people weren't looking at me in recognition. The entire universe knew our face, which only meant one thing. This portal not only jumped planets, it jumped dimensions this time. I didn't even doubt that Sasori had made this same conclusion. Of course he would.

"What are you two doing in the middle of this ocean so far from any island?" Asked a white haired impish looking man. He was one of the smallest but he radiated a sadistic power that wouldn't hesitate. Good, I never liked an indecisive person. It took me a moment to realize I understood his words, another moment to realize why I understood his words. We were on planet three, a planet that spoke the solar system's universal language. At least there wouldn't be the language barrier. I kept silent, allowing Sasori to say all the words so that when he failed he couldn't blame me for anything.

"Last night my friend and I were on the deck when he passed out and knocked us both overboard. I'm from a wealthy family and if you take us east I can promise you riches beyond your wildest imagination." East was undoubtedly where the portal was. Sasori sounded sincere and slightly afraid with a voice that attempted to remain controlled. Oooh, he was good.

The man expectedly just grinned twistedly as if he was getting ready to peel off our skin, "That's a rather good plan, however I have other thoughts for you two."

Sasori's eyes widened and he looked around fearfully; instead of acting with him I seemed to slip into the shadows. It was easy enough as everyone was watching Sasori's convincing and on the point of panicking performance. "Bu-but my family has gold! We could pay you riches!"

The man's light purple eyes twinkled at Sasori's distress. "Right, well you see there's always a more fun option for us to take." He licked his lips, hands caressing his sword's hilt.

Sasori's eyes imperceptibly narrowed, I was probably the only one to see it. "Aren't pirates motivated by gold?" His voice quivered, maybe they thought it was fear, but I knew better. This was from annoyance. His plan wasn't going right, which made me sure it was time to take control. Sorry, Sasori, fail some other time when my planet isn't on the line. Now that I knew it wasn't hopeless, I was back to my normal self. Lucky him.

I stepped forward, laughing surprising them all, even Sasori, who glanced in shock with narrowed eyes. I grinned lazily at the Captain, "Well as long as this isn't as clichéd as we originally thought, then I guess we'll have some of the fun you were talking about, un."

His purple eyes narrowed suspiciously and confused, "Maybe you don't understand there, we're going to kill you and your friend. Slowly." He emphasized the last word, taking a step towards us.

I grinned mischievously, "Promise?" I could practically feel Sasori deadpan at my side. He was glaring silent daggers but I ignored that, my attention solely on the man in front of us and his crew. Seven of them, I counted once again. I could practically feel the man behind us going for his own sword that was by the deck's ledge. Still, I kept my lazy and rascally smirk on.

The captain tilted his head, "Do you have a death wish?"

I shrugged, as if not bothered either way, "Only about half the time, un."

"And the other half?" My grin widened.

"The other half I'm too busy winning."

He stopped in his caress of the sword hilt and glanced around as if he expected his ship to become under attack. "… You're horribly outnumbered with no weapons. How could you possibly win?"

I winked much to Sasori's horror, "Ask again in a couple hours."

The man stopped and observed both Sasori and me before shaking his head. He quickly stepped forward and punched my already swollen cheeks, although it wasn't nearly as painful as Hidan's punches. However I still winced and after staring at me in satisfaction he turned away, walking toward the steer, "Change of mind: Tie them up. We'll make them walk the plank later and drown them unless blondie does anything questionable."

The man from behind us yanked us harshly and used the wet rope to tie us together against one of the log masts with both of us facing a different direction. I grunted as he tugged the rope tightly and securely against my gut. After securing it, he left Sasori and me alone. "This was your fantastic plan?!" Sasori hissed quietly.

I grinned even though he couldn't see it, "Don't worry, Sasori, my man. Wait for it." He humpht but stayed quiet, probably because I stopped calling him Danna and was addressing him by his name again, which meant I wasn't against him anymore.

The black hair man came back over to us after a short while, bored and curious. "So are you guys really rich people?" He was facing me and so I grinned knowingly.

"Do we look like it, un?" He took me in and slowly shook his head after a moment.

"I don't know… I've been a lot of places but I've never seen anyone dressed like you two. You also speak weird and again I've been a lot of places."

Sasori remained silent so I shrugged against the ropes, "Who knows? You probably just never have been to our place before. Tell you what: Get us out of here or steer this ship east and you'll get to see something you'll be glad you saw, un."

His eyes narrowed and after studying us for a few moments he walked away, over to the helm.

"Deidara! What are you doing? This isn't helping! He'll tell his captain and we'll be killed for sure! Your plans are awful!" I rolled my eyes. Someone had so little faith.

He was right though. Eventually he came back with the captain. The captain stopped the ship and cut our ropes. He held the sword at my throat whilst someone on the other side held one to Sasori's, "I've changed my mind once again: You guys are dying right here right now. We're going to tie anchors to your feet and make you walk the plank." His eyes narrowed in sadistic pleasure.

I grinned which only made him dig the point into my throat uncomfortably but I never dropped my smile, "Thanks." Sasori remained quiet.

The captain indicated for two of the men to bring forth two anchors and fresh rope. The captain took the rope from one guy and set down his sword. He fastened the one around my leg specifically. For a moment I just gazed whilst he tightened the rope before taking a deep breath. I reached down quickly before anyone realized what I was doing and grabbed his sword from the floor beside him and drove it into his sword arm's shoulder then effectively cut the rope from the anchor.

In the blink of an eye, Sasori wrapped part of the rope in his two hands and wrapped it around the other man's throat, choking him. The man went limp after a few moments of pointless struggling. Sasori loosed his grip as the man dropped to the floor, unconscious and grabbed his large sword, twice Sasori's size. The five other crewmembers were astonished by our speeds and so only just began to advance. I held my sword threateningly out towards them, stopping their movements. "Don't get closer. We only want you to take us East then we'll take it from there, un. You can either all die here, which wouldn't bother either of us, or you could hold onto to your lives. Maybe my friend here doesn't understand but I do, pirates aren't driven by gold. They're driven by adventure and once we kill you it all stops. So it's your choice. Although… I warn you we don't hold hostages." For emphasis I dug my sword into the Captain's shoulder wound again and twisted. He screamed in pain much to my satisfaction. The crewmembers regarded us for a moment before looking back at each other and shrugging, went to their stations. One of them going to the helm and steering us east.

Sasori glanced over at me sharply, "How'd you know that?"

"What?" I asked absentmindedly, checking my indicator to confirm we were heading in the right direction.

"The adventure thing." I looked up and smirked.

"Oh that? Ha, I was just filling up space, say anything with enough conviction and anyone will listen." I shrugged, "I've had enough practice ground levels with this stuff to know, un." He regarded me for a moment before faintly smiling.

"You're unpredictable."

I laughed, "No, I'm easily predicted. Just expect the unexpected and you will be able to read me like an open book." He shook his head bemusedly before stopping and staring across the water.

"This is third planet." He didn't ask but I still nodded. His brows furrowed, "Which means this is team three's home. One of them is one of those who dwell underwater. Do you think they've cleared this stage?" I looked over the water with him.

"I don't know. Probably, but as long as we don't meet them…" It was one of those clichéd moments where the person says something and it happens, only not in the way we expected… the door to the ship's quarters opened and out came… one of Team three's own people. His blue hair ruffled and his tattered clothes ratty. He yawned loudly, one hand at his mouth and another at a clothed sword. The hand at his mouth rubbed his eyes and he opened them groggily, "What's going on here?"

The Captain on the floor groaned and looked up, "These two have taken over the ship, Captain." Wait. My heart nearly stopped. Captain… the racer from team three… was Captain in this dimension… and we just… and I just… damnit. I groaned and glanced at Sasori's own alarmed face. Well, so much for that plan.

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DONE. Finally, I don't actually like the whole revising thing so if you come across errors, please don't hate me too much as well as once again I did this late at night and need to go to sleep to wake up early to study for my math homework. Bleh. Also, I know Suigetsu's older brother as the leader but for this story let's just go along with Kisame, ok?

Besides those grievances, review or like or favorite cause that would be cool ^_^ until next time?