The Disney Hunger Games
I shoot out of my slumber and look around. Something smells. I get off the ground and see urine. I slept on it? Oh yeah, I was too tired to even care and now I smell like piss. What will I do? I grab my mace and shove it in my backpack and start up the mountain. While I was hiking the mountain I did not see any tributes. I stop on the trail and a thought occurs to me. Why aren't I cold or freezing? I had been walking for approximately 2 hours before I get tired and start to slump up the mountain like the hunch back of Notre Dame.
I bet the whole capital is watching me slump up on the mountain including President Fairy godmother. How could anyone be so cruel and send Disney children up here? Just because Disney tried to rebel on the Pixar and DreamWorks doesn't mean they send kids to a death match. I shake that thought out of my head and continue to hike.
Just then I start to hear music, Piano music. Then I realize it is my famous best original nominated song. How could they find the tape of my song?
I start to sing because it is so catchy. "The snow glows white on the mountain tonight."I start singing. I immediately cover my mouth with both my hands missing the next part. If I sing tributes will find me. But it is too late I start singing. I even make my own ice castle. While i sing I smell the urine. Whose urine is this? I was disgusted until I changed out of my ugly, smelly and ragged dress into a hotter blue shiny dress. Now I don't smell piss everywhere I walk. I knew my clothing making skills from district 8 would pay off. Just kidding my district is usually not helpful in the games.
I make my way down the mountain. Then suddenly questions pop in my head. Like is someone watching me, or what are Anna and Kristoff doing, or even where I am going to pee. I mean I read all the hunger games series and never read anything about peeing in the wilderness. Seriously I even watched the movies. But I must hold it in like Katniss and Peeta.
It is not too long until I hear voices. I crouch under a bush and see Tinkerbelle and Torrance huddling next to a fire. "Why can't it be a forest arena?" Torrance asked Tinkerbelle. "My wings are chipping off." Tinkerbelle shares without even acknowledging Torrance`s question.
What the heck why are they dying. Then a thought smacks me in the head, literally I fall to the ground. The thought explains to me," they are not winter fairies, so their stamina in the cold is very little." With that information the thought runs away. Wow a long and painful death for Tink and him. I walk up to the two. It takes them a long time for them to notice me until Tinkerbelle turns over and shouts angrily," what is the witch doing here?"Torrance turns and shares his insult," burn witch, burn. I walk towards her and reply;" I'm here to put you out of your misery." With that word I grab a rock off the ground and bash her head.
Torrance crawls over to her body and cries," we were supposed to die Jack and Rose style!" I completely ignore him and grab a spear that they snatched at the cornucopia. "Relax kid her cannon hasn't gone off." Like it was scripted her cannon goes off shortly after. "You bitch!" Torrance yells. I stare at him for 10 seconds angry about what he called me. His face turns into a smug. Quickly, I jam my spear into his face and his cannon goes off. I turn away but I still saw blood seeping out of his skull.
I ran away from the crime scene and look around for a good camp area. It was about 3:00 when I spot a nice camping ground. I look around and see no pee. Good I don't want this outfit getting pissed on.
It was about sunset when I heard an abhorrent girl scream in the summit. "Shut up bitch." I yell annoyed. A cannon goes off in the distance and I think it was hers. I hear footsteps and talking. It was then when I realized shouting wasn't the best thing to do. So I bolted and left my backpack and mace because I was in such a hurry.
I ran for about 3 minutes until I found a decent place to sleep. It was dark and creepy. I hoped slender man is not here. I lay down on the snow and watched the stars. It was about a while before I see the Pixar seal and a national anthem. I see Tinkerbelle`s mad face. Then I see Torrance face and think of the blood coming out of his head. Lastly I see the sad face of Tiana from district 11.
I have plans for tomorrow to find food because I haven't even eaten anything. I will also be looking for water because I am parched. With one last yawn I pass out.