The Disney Hunger Games

I hear rustling in the bushes and peek. I see some guy dress in purple holding a backpack. I position my hands ready to strangle him but he speaks up. "Please don't kill me; I was hoping to have an alliance." I scan this awkwardly skinny dude and questioned him, "who are you?" He looks up at my face and replies, "I am D-Dr Facilier." "And why do you want an alliance with … me? " Because you and I both have powers and we will be great together I can tell."

"Oh and uh how can you tell?" I ask raising my eyebrow. "So you don't want to my ally?" I stare at this freak. "Yes you finally understand me!" I scold. "Why are you so angry?" he asks. "Because I do not like talking about my powers it makes me feel like a witch." He thinks over that sentence and speaks," Well doesn't that give you an advantage out here." Wow I have never thought of that. Maybe I can link with this guy. Plus our magic is more powerful than the whole Pixar Capitol. "You know what I was just going out for food and maybe you can come too." His face pops with joy, "really!"

We walk around and for a while until I get dizzy. I hadn't had food for a while. All I can remember is fainting.

"Elsa, Elsa wake up I got water." I wake up and immediately grab the bottle of water. Ah that tastes so refreshing. "Wait how did you get this?" I ask him eager to find out. "Well I collected ice and waited for it to melt." He then shoves a backpack at my face. "You might want this back." I realize that it is my old backpack I forgot. "I do not need that it has a bikini in it." He opens the backpack and hands a mace to me.

"Where in the world did you find this?" I interrogated. "I was camping with Tiana when the careers came they killed Tiana but I had the chance to escape." He replies solemnly. "I hid behind a bush and waited till they were gone and found this backpack." He says holding the backpack up.

"Did you get food?" I ask him. He picks up a bucket of KFC and opens it. "That would be a yes." Thanks to my new ally I got some food. "Where did you get this?" He looks at me like he is holding a secret. I guess it is a secret. How could he get this? Was it a sponsor or a- I don't know? Just then I see a KFC down the valley.

We walk through a summit for about 16 minutes then see supplies lying around. I give him a signal to be quiet. We search the area and nobody is there. It is abandoned. Sadly I figured out that it was not left and was still being used when I heard, "you guys will hunt for food and we will guard the camp." It was a while before someone else spoke up. "Yeah I am great at hunting and I'm sure Eric is too. Eric? That means we are on career territory.

I finally pop my head up out of the bush and see Eric and Mulan walk off to the left. That is when I see the nastiest thing in the world. Phillip and Aurora started making out. I whisper to Dr Facilier, "I didn't know the hunger games were porn?"

That was a mistake for saying that because he laughed so hard Phillip and Aurora stopped and turned our direction. "Come out." Aurora snaps. We didn't so Li Shang got up and escorted us in front of the 3 by dragging us. "What are you doing here?" Li Shang asks. "Well you three were not the only ones to go in these games." I answer. "I don't tolerate smart asses." Li Shang cusses. "Aurora grabs your sword and Phillip holds them both down." He commands. Phillip holds both of us down by the arms and aurora comes up to me and raises her sword.

I blacked out and a cannon goes off. Just kidding you really think I would die in a POV of myself? No way sister I was dying today. Anyways back on track. She raises the sword and attempts to slash but I instantly freeze her. I then shake off Phillip still being stunned from his Girlfriend`s freeze and lift ice shards from a tree with my hands and impale Li Shang about three good times.

Two cannons boom in the background as me and Dr Facilier make a run for it. We stopped running because we knew they were not coming for us.

We set up camp nearby a frozen lake. I am thirsty as a granny right now. Then I remember snow is water so I scoop up the snow and shove it in my mouth. It melted in my mouth but there were sticks which was nasty. We rest on our camp ground just laying there. I was bored to death. Who could have known the hunger games was this exhausting. When I watched this when I was 5 years old it didn't look that hard and now I know I underestimated the Hunger games.

My sponsor must've saw how bored I was because about a few seconds later a big TV crashed on the ground. I looked at my ally confused. After a while of staring in confusion I test this TV out.

Turns out you can only watch Pixar and the hunger games. Wait hunger games. I change the channel and see me on one third of the screen. I shared the screen with Mulan which was crying over Li Shang's body. And on the other screen I see John Smith watching a girl and a guy from the bushes. Hey the girl's hair is super cute.

It took me a while until I noticed that the girl was me and the guy was Dr Facilier. Just at that moment John pounces on me holding a sickle. He tries to slash at me but fails every time. I scream at the top of my lungs crying, "Help, Help me!"

I take a glance at the screen and see Dr Facilier walk towards us and strangle John on the neck until he is dead. I get up staring in awe. A cannon goes off and he drops the body. "How does it feel to have a first kill?" I ask desperate to know. "This wasn't my fir- it feels great."

Night falls and the Pixar seal appears. I see Aurora from 1 and Li Shang from 2. Lastly I see john smith from 7. It was then that I realized that I was the beast of the arena with about 5 kills. I wonder where Hans is. And how many people did he kill?