The Disney Hunger Games

My eyes open and see the sunrise gleaming through the valley. I take a good look at my surroundings and find that Dr Facilier is missing. I call out his name but there is not answer. Then I hear a strange noise that sounded like "ding." I then feel something vibrate in my pocket. Wait a minute my dress doesn't have pockets, at all. It was coming from, the backpack. I reach in a find a phone buzzing. I then see a text message left.

It read, "Want your ally back meet me at sunset by the cornucopia. Kisses A-."

Was that supposed to be funny? Was it a joke? I don't know but I will still go to the cornucopia.

After walking for a while I see a purple hat just like the one Dr. Facilier was wearing. I pause myself and pick it up. It feels cold. Oh no he was taken a long time ago. Wait no he wasn't maybe that was just how the weather is up here.

I didn't know it until now that I was crying. The tears dropped onto the hat. My nose was starting to run. Then I found myself sniffling.

Suddenly I hear a voice in the valley;'' you miss him don't you." I turn and see Megara standing there next to some kind of Chumash tree." No I don't miss him I just smelled really bad fart, like rotten eggs or something."

"Oh sorry I kind of tooted just a little." Megara responds." Just a little? Oh my hippopotamus, what the hell did you eat this morning?"

She makes a sour face and begins to take out a bow. She then knocks an arrow and attempts to shoot me. The arrow flies fast me by a lot. Then she takes another arrow out and shoots me in the arm." Ouch!" I scream. Just that instant Megara starts cackling like a witch on the side of a hill.

After she stops laughing she keeps shooting and shooting. I get hit in the other arm, in my hand, and in my foot." You're going to get it!"I warn her." Fat chance your hurt and you can't attack." Megara croaks as she points at all my wounds. At that moment Miley Cyrus comes in on her wrecking ball and whacks Megara across the mountain side. "Thanks Miley for saving me." I tell her." Don't worry its all ogre now." Miley tells me. After that she flies into the sky. Then Megara's cannon goes off.

I try to get up on my feet but I can't because I am badly wounded. I look at my Rolex watch and see that it is I remember that Dr Facilier is being held captive somewhere in this place. I crawl to the cornucopia and see his shoe lying on the bare snow.

I scan the area and catch something peeking at me. They look very tall and slim. That's it." Dr Facilier, come out!" I shout out. The shadow moves and replies, "I don't want to." I take a closer look and speak, don't be afraid I won't hurt you." The shadow clears its throat and responds," I'm not scared." "Then come out." It approaches and responds once again, and then you'll be afraid."

My jaw drops as I see Maleficent come out with a black cape and a crow flying around her." Where is Dr Facilier?" her face becomes confused. "Oh no I don't have him it's that… oh never mind." "Who is it? Who is holding him? C'mon tell me."

"I can't tell the girl who killed my dear aurora. I am so sorry." After those words she crumbles into green smoke." Please tell me!" I shout out to nobody.

"Aahhhhh!" I hear a deafening scream. "Boom!" The cannon goes off. Who could that be? I really don't care.

I crawl to the cornucopia and lay there. As I lay there I spot Esmeralda dragging Dr Facilier across the trees. Oh hell no that bitch gonna drag my ally. I burst up and pounce on her. She throws me off and starts stabbing him. Then she runs away.

The cannon for him goes off and I realize I am crying. "Why!" I scream. I know you have to get away from the body so the Dusty Crophopper can bring him to the mortician. So I crawl away.

Wow I really don't know how I could stand when Esmeralda was killing him but I stood and I swear I will kill Esmeralda if it is the last thing I do In this god damn arena. But for now I shall rest.

I crawl to an open area and lay alone. The feast is tomorrow for sure. I best be getting ready. Just then the Pixar national anthem plays and it shows the fallen tributes. First there is Megara from 5, then it is Gaston, and then of course Dr Facilier. That means Gaston was the one that screamed loudly. Goodnight moon and goodnight Belle. Wait Belle? Then she runs away in a hurry. And good night nation of Animering. Ps that is our nation's name.