A/N: NOOT NOOT. UPDATE. Be prepared for Helsa.

I'm sorry this chapter sucks I have given no crap or effort while writing this story at all... The Merida thing is kinda building up to something else and is kinda pointless but Human!Sven makes me a very happy little albino so... Helsa is also here. A very cute little thing of them will be up soon. I do mention Elsa's tutor very briefly. I'll have a conversation with them later that will hopefully hint into her identity. Literally I just say she's female in this. You get zero hints. Besides maybe her facial structure.

I'm waiting to do the Peter plot because I'm nervous about it. It's really dark and serious and it definitely requires a trigger warning. Would you guys be okay with that? I'm trying to get away from creepy writing. But once the plot starts in this it's going to get seriously dark so I suppose I should just...yeah.

TO THE ADORABLE LITTLE GUEST WHO DIDN'T LEAVE A NAME YOU ARE A FLAWLESS HUMAN AND I WANT TO GLOMP YOU IN MY ARMS. I actually was planing to do something like that with Flynnpunzel. She's actually next chapter...

Guys reviews are sad...I used to get like five every update now I get like one or two...I'd really like to get to fifty. Not this week probably but maybe over the next two chapters? Please? For mama?

here we goes

(Merida)

It was almost eleven, and I was getting tired of waiting on Aladdin. I almost texted him and told him I was on my way back to his room.

And I would've, if Kristoff didn't look like he was going to murder the entire dance floor. I followed his gaze to Sven, floppy hair falling into his eyes. He was like a big dog, thinking he was a puppy, the way his huge limbs clumsily moved. Next to him was Anna, almost sleepily, yet still giddy, clinging to him. Her head only came up to his stomach, and her eyes were closed. He said something and she laughed loudly in response.

I turned back to Kristoff, whose jaw was clenched.

"Angry there, Captain? A little jealous, maybe?"

"No!" He said quickly. "She's playing Sven. I'm just looking out for him."

I nodded mockingly. He was so jealous.

"I think you just want her to play you..."

"Go away, Merida."

I just laughed, going over to the snack table. I was never not hungry, and I grabbed a plate full of chicken wings and two slices of pizza.

Hopefully I'd restrain myself enough to save some for Al...

"Hey! Lab partner! Little red!"

I groaned at the sound of the voice behind me. I couldn't duck away now.

Gaston, swaying and intoxicated, appeared smiling before me. I'd endured his flirting all week during History, but I drew the line at suffering him outside of class.

"Little red! Look at you hot stuff!"

"What do ya want?" I groaned, glancing around for Aladdin or Kristoff. I couldn't see either one.

He looked wounded, teetering a little on his feet. "I'm upset. I thought we had something. Right, baby?" He prowled, leering over me. I pushed against his chest.

"You're drunk. Get away from me."

"Red-"

"Talk to me when you're sober," I hissed, backing up and setting down my paper plate. Or you know, leave me alone. Forever. That'd be grand.

He leaned over, his hand going to my waist to pinch at it violently. I yelped, bringing up my knee but he stumbled back.

"Don't touch her!"

Oh dear.

"Sven, go get Kristoff." Or someone that can throw a punch. Baby you couldn't hurt a fly.

Gaston sized up Sven, who looked like he would faint and clearly regretted his burst of courage. "What do you want, moose boy?"

Sven swallowed, Adams apple bobbing. "That's not how you treat a woman."

Gaston smirked. "You gonna teach me a lesson?"

Sven's eyes darkened. "Well, yes. One..."

I groaned. "Sven, don't-"

"Two-" he pulled back his arm.

And I reared my own back, getting Gaston firmly in the nose. He fell back, onto the table, demolishing it. He was out, cold. With a swollen nose, at that.

I turned to Sven, who was slack jawed. "Who the hell told you to punch on three? Who does that?"

He stared. "Are you okay?! Are you hurt? Did he touch you?"

I smiled, laughing despite myself. "You're insane, you know that, don't you, Moose? I owe you one."

He smiled, shrugging. "You'd better. I had to turn Anna over to Kristoff to defend your honor."

I took his hand. "I'll give you a dance."

He smiled down at me. "Go easy on me, Meri. We can't all get down and dirty."

I grinned toothily. "No promises."

-x-x-x-x-

Three hours later I woke up to Aladdin shaking me awake.

"You need to get back to your dorm, Meri."

"Whatever. Let me sleep."

He sighed. "We're so going to be busted..."

I smirked. "And I'm worth every second."

(Elsa)

The stone tower was cold as I walked to my lessons for the first time that night. The map wasn't too hard to follow, and it folded into a blank sheet of paper when I arrived. I noticed there was one stain glass window, but otherwise the tower was bear and empty at its highest peak.

"H-hello? It's Princess Elsa, of Arendelle. I'm here for lessons."

I turned in a circle, glancing in the shadows. Surely someone couldn't hide in an empty tower?

"State your name once more."

An army of goosebumps went rocketing down my arm. There was no one here! How did...

"Princess Elsa of Arendelle. First born and heir to the throne."

"No engagement?"

My throat caught. The voice was distinctly feminine and reminded me of velvet. "None."

There was a fluttering noise, and when I spun, I was shocked to find a woman there. Her skin was pale, like mine, except it was almost luminescent and her green eyes glowed, illuminating the room with the sinister light. Her face was all angles with the high cheek bones, and her lips curved into a smile.

"Beautiful Elsa. So you shall be Queen?"

I frowned. "Should my parents pass, yes. It's not something I like talking about."

She smiled widely. "Very well. Enough talk. Take off your gloves and let's begin."

(Hans)

I was only half awake when I heard the sheets rustle. I opened my eyes to Jasmine, stumbling and tired, scouring for her clothes. She met my eyes, smiling softly in adoration. After sex, she acted almost loving. Almost.

"Sorry I woke you up. Where'd you throw my bra?"

"Check Phillip's bed, I threw it kinda far." I sat up, sheets pooling around my waist. I really didn't have the urge to get up and put pajamas on, or stay in the soiled bed, for that matter. I needed to go tell the guys that Jazz was done...

She yanked her top on, patting her hair into a somewhat decent state like I hadn't just defiled her. I wasn't proud of it. In fact, it was the first time sex felt wrong.

I felt like I was cheating on Jazz, I felt guilty.

Overall, I could only think about one thing: Elsa. I thought about the way she scratched her wrist and bit her lip and how I'd seen her magic the other day in class when her pen became covered in ice, and it had started to snow on our legs. I'm not even sure she noticed.

I thought about how she'd be walking home alone in the rain tonight.

"I feel like such a hooker, having to leave so early," Jasmine said. "Maybe I can come to the Southern Isles over break?"

I chuckled. Honestly, I didn't want to go home, but I smiled and kissed Jasmine goodbye anyway.

I dressed having every intention of going to the party to talk to the guys.

But I found myself walking through the rain to the Briarwood tower with an extra jacket on my arm. Sure enough, she was pushing oven the wooden door, wide and bright eyes glancing pathetically at the drizzle around her, the rain instantly hardening to snow. She sighed, shivered, pulling her purple scarf tighter around her neck.

Then she saw me.

Her eyes set, going over a range of emotions from surprised, to hopelessness, to annoyance.

"Hans-"

"I brought you a sweater, Elsie. I thought you might be cold." Heat flushed across her face as she watched me take in skirt, which was frozen solid. "And I see I was right. How was the lesson?"

"Long. Hard. I'm about to pass out."

My eyebrows furrowed together. "Are you going to be okay? I can carry you. They didn't drain you or give you a funky poison, did they? Elsa, can you stand-"

She took the sweater, pulling it over her head. "I'm fine, Hans. I'm just tired."

"Oh."

We stood for a moment, and while I wanted to speak, I was too mesmerized watching Elsa's eyes move as she thought. She rubbed her arm, and I watched as my oversized sweater sleeved swallowed her hand every few times. She finally met my eyes before looking down again. "But really, thanks. For...everything."

I smiled, my heart melting a little. I'm not sure she understood how absolutely adorable she was. "Everything? I just brought you a sweater. It doesn't even have a hood."

As we walked I did note the drizzle that was coming down didn't wet Elsa in the slightest. However, across her skirt and shoulders and eyelashes was a fine dusting of white flakes. I fought my grin down as Elsa's cheeks flamed up.

"No...you've, you've been nice. And, in case you haven't noticed, you're the only one. It means a lot..."

I had to stop myself from grabbing her gloved hand in my own. "Well, I really like...spending time with you. You're...amazing." I shot a million-watt smile to cover my blush at tripping over my words.

"T-thanks..."

"Hey, Elsie. I was wondering if, uh, you'd like to do something with me tomorrow. There's this place I want to take you, just you and me. I promise you'll love it."

Elsa's eyes were wide. "Hans I'm not sure-"

"Elsa, I promise. You're going to love it. I swear. Okay?"

She pursed her lips tightly. "Um...alright. When?"

"Can I pick you up at nine?"

She nodded quickly. "Yeah. That's great...I'll see you."

"See you," I promised, letting myself squeeze her hand. "And keep the sweater. Goodnight, Elsie."

A/N: Seriously let me know about where you guys stand on the Peter plot. And let me know who you want me to talk to when I go to disney! I'm going August 2nd through the 9th and I've talked to most of the Princesses before, but if you have a question I can ask it! I love face characters too much for a sixteen year old girl...Also let me know who you want to see more than others. Hopefully I'll squeeze in some more Ariel and Eric soon... they haven't gotten enough attention.

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