White Sun Rising: Ultimate Rewrite Edition

Answering the reviews, part 2

(The Author mumbles something about massive repair bills before noticing the camera)

Author: Shit. G'day, everyone. Welcome back to the review answers for WSR URE. First up is...ah! Blood-Hawk-531. Haven't heard from HIM in a while.
'Glad to see you've decided to rewrite this.
Will we be seeing Yukimura at all, even as a background character? I did put effort into making him, y'know.'

(Author looks up from clipboard)

Don't worry about that. I'll put him in...after I figure out HOW. (flips through clipboard, muttering things along the lines of 'just more 'good works' before something explodes and Zaraki rushes in)

Zaraki: Hey, Author! Where do I get a good fight around here?!

(Wrath Hammer hits Zaraki in the back, knocking him over before he gets up, screaming bloody murder)

Author: Oh, COME ON! I JUST FIXED THIS PLACE! Assholes. Next on the list is WarriorServent. 'Poor Orihime! even if her head is stronger than steel that would still be one hell of a headache! Stop, Zaraki Time! I cant wait for that, it will be so fun to have Ichigo and Zaraki go one on one with Ichigo having two Zanpakutos, and I also cant wait to see what the rest of the gang will get, especially when Tatsuki gets her promised power-up! Also, quick question; will more people be getting Hollow powers in this one? Because I think that Rukia would because of her connection to Ichigo, but I have to wonder about some of the others.'

(Author looks directly into the camera) Warrior, Orihime's head, in my humble opinion, is made of the densest substance I know of: neutronium. If the Enterprise can't punch through it, NOTHING can.

Yes, I realize that's Star Trek, but that's more or less how it is in real life, too.

(Doomsday Machine theme starts playing as Aizen walks over)

Aizen: now, Author-san, will I be making my appearance anytime soon?

Author: If I had my way, the Spirit King would've had your head sticking on a pike long before you were born. Problem is, he's not a Q. Wish he was: it would make things SO much easier. Now, piss off, or I will unleash something even YOU fear upon thy unworthy ass.

Aizen: Like what?

(Author snaps fingers as God's Message from Rebuild of Evangelion 3.33 starts playing and Unit-01 emerges from underground)

Author: Like THAT.

(Aizen runs away screaming before the Author looks at the camera again)

Author: He's not a fan of things that are truly godlike. Review number two. 'I have to love your story, Wilhelm screams, and the way you do these answering things. As for why I haven't really reviewed, well, I really don't review unless I find the author is struggling, or they do something that I HATE WITH A PASSION! Since neither of those things has happened, I haven't been reviewing much. But, since you want my ideas I will give them to you free of charge :D.
1st idea; since Ichigo will have Rukia's sword and his own and vice versa, I was wondering where that badass knife the quincy Zangetzu will go to, I was thinking that he could turn into a quincy weapon that looks like the one Uryu used in the Bount anime arc that would allow both of them to have quincy powers, and still be able to hold both their swords.
2nd Idea; I read a story that had this as a passing fad that would have been so amazing if they had explored it more: in said story Yuzu became a Soul Reaper with all of the attached things, however, since she had gone to hell and was chained to it for a while it effected her and her sword. I know that you did something similar in the first version of this with Ichigo, but I think it would be cooler for Yuzu to have it since then she would get to kick some ass, and Ichigo wouldn't be so mindbogglingly overpowered that every fight would be like squishing an ant for him.
For my final question: WTF are you going to do with Hollow Ichigo? Since we know that he is actually Zangetzu you cant deal with him the way that they did in the series, and the Vizards have never dealt with something like that before so they won't know what to do ether.
Concluding thoughts: Great story, and I cant wait to see what Tatsuki is going to be able to do, knowing you it will definitely be evil enough to make Kenpatchi shit his pants, but I cant wait to find out.
(yes I know I said swords, but I didnt want to butcher Zanpacto... or however it is spelt)'

(Author massages bridge of nose)

Author: I'm going to actively AVOID getting the twins involved in the spiritual shit this time round. Unlike the canon, they will know something fucked up is going on and Ichigo's not going to be able to keep it a secret for long.

Now for hollow Ichigo, or, by his proper name, Zangetsu.

I'm not going to bother dealing with him. He's Ichigo's REAL zanpakutō, and he will be treated as such. At least until the Zanpakutō Rebellion Arc, in which case, Muramasa will be running away screaming from him, as that is the way of things.

And one more from Vanster X. 'Great chapter, what AvP/Bleach story might that be?'

(Author blinks)

Author:...Vanster, there's NINE of them. NINE. Process of elimination.

Now, for a VERY special review from the man who made this possible: Skywalker T-65.

'How did I miss this? Well, this gives me something to read. And it is a great rewrite I think.' Why thank you, Skywalker. It's easy to miss things that you're not actively searching for. And he gave us another one.

'No argument on Zangetsu here. I always felt something off about the Hollow (he really didn't act like what we knew of the Vizards), and it is about time he got some time in the sun. ...let's ignore the unintentional jab at his skin color there. In any case, really liking this so far. I can see the similarities to Snow, but the differences are certainly interesting.'

Pun ignored, and as for the similarities to SHSTR, that was intentional. I'll pull up Star Trek's Mirror Universe as an example: similar in many ways, but drastically different in more important ones.

Oh, look, another one. 'Oh...oh dear... I feel sorry for Ichigo and company. It'll be an awesome fight, but, I still feel sorry for them.'

(Author pales at that one) Right, I unleashed UNOHANA on them.

God and whomever else have mercy on their poor souls.

Now, I'm going to address a little problem: you people reviewing the answers TO the reviews.

STOP. If it reads 'Answering the Reviews' and not a chapter title, DON'T REVIEW. Send a goddamn PM if you want to reply to this.

Thank you. Now-

(The building falls apart)
GOD! FUCKING! DAMN IT!