Cloud stared at Donty uncaringly. "So what if your dick IS bigger?," he rebutted, twirling his blade into position, "You're still a douchebag."
Donty glared. "FUCK YOU!," he screamed, pulling out the blade of Fuckyou. He charged at Cloud. Just as he was about to decapitate Cloud, he parried the attack. "Anger doesn't neccesarily mean power, Donty," reminded Cloud.
"What the fuck, motherfucker?," snapped Donty, confused, "how the fuck else am I supposed to fucking attack you, you cocksucking piece of shit?" Cloud smirked.
With one dolphin slash to the sky, Cloud's giant sword overpowered the blade of fuckyou, and with one dolphin swipe, flung Donty into the sky. He then jumped at him. Donty kickflipped, regaining his balance, yet ultimately missing the yellow-haired badass. Pulling out his dual guns, Donty fell to the ground, shooting at Cloud thuggishly.
Needless to say, Cloud parried the bullets, and landed on his feet.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS FUCKING WRONG WITH YOU?," screamed Donty, frustrated that a complete human could manhandle him. Donty screamed. This was not an ordinary scream. This was a nigh-demonic one, almost as if he failed SMB Level 1-1 for the 666th time.
The smoke cleared. Cloud stood, unflinching. Donty's hair was now white, and the sword of fuckyou was emanating demonic energy. "Your fuckin ass can't fuckin beat me now, fucker," roared Donty, charging at Cloud.
Cloud attempted to parry Donty's charge, but Donty's sheer aggression got the better of him, and he was floored.
"ow..." grunted Cloud, struggling to get up. He collapsed. Donty looked at him.
"PFFHAA!" laughed Donty, "faggot. you just got fucked over, fucker. I'm part demon. Bet YOU can't do dat. By da way, my name, is Dontay. But you can call me Dante da Demon Killah. Has a nice ring to it, dont yeu think?"