"It's like you only come here when I work, but always get tampons to piss me off." Said the employe at Magic Aid.
"Fuck off." I replied instantly.
"Periods." I heard him mutter.
"It's true, I only came here when I was on my period, and it seemed like he worked here every freaking time. This is the first time he talked to her though, And he already managed to piss her off. "Look here Mr." I looked at his name tag, "- Mr. Alex Gerandle, I'm an S class mage of Fairy Tail and with the first words you said to me you already pissed me off. I'm a hormonal fourteen year old on her period and I have enough money to pay for the damages of this building once I ram you into the wall. Now, what's the total so I can get out of this hell place and go back home to my family I haven't seen in a week." I said normally. "19 Jewel." Alex said immediately. "Thanks." I muttered as I walked out of Magic Aid. My next stop was he grocery store to get gramps some soup. Latley he's been feeling ill so Nya and I have been taking turns caring for Grandpa Makarov. He was one of my closest family members and I hated to see him with the cold.
"I arrived at Gramps home minutes later with a bag of chicken noodle soup and bread in one hand and tamps in the other bag. I found the door unlocked and stepped inside. Immediately I sweat dropped. Gramps was splayed out on the couch with a hangover screaming. "BLOODY MARRY BLOODY MARRY THIS HEAD ACHE IS AS HARD AS YOUR MOM!" I started the bath once I smelled his stench and started warming up the soup. In the meant time I gave gramps an advil and told him to get in the bath. He didn't protest and wobbled over to the bathroom.
Once sober enough to speak properly he asked me how the family was. I knew by family he didn't mean mom and dad. He meant the whole guild."Nya destroyed more buildings on the last job, Toby and Jason are only now starting puberty and don't know a thing about it… Reika-chan is starting to get into bad boys and Uncle Natsu went on an SS class job two weeks ago. Aunt Lucy misses him but is still doing good at her job. And the spa is getting even busier once Nya started doing facials." I finished. Gramps though about this. "Tell Nya the next time she destroys a building she'll be chipping in with the pay, help Toby and Jason with they're problems since you know much about puberty, next time Reika-chan has a date go with her and ask the boy what his intentions are and comfort Lucy whenever you can." Gramps said. He always new the right things to say and how to fix my problems.
I walked back to Magic Aid feeling much better and bought razors for Jason and Toby along with all the other essential things they'll need. "Got a boyfriend who's starting puberty?" Asked Alex. I was surprised when he still talked to me. Usually when I snapped at people they never even made eye contact with me again. "No, I have two stupid brothers." I responded. Alex seemed relieved that I didn't pull his eyes out of they're sockets. Or maybe he was relieved I didn't have a boyfriend? No. That couldn't be. "I know how you feel, I have a sister who didn't come come home for a week when she started her period because she thought satan had consumed her and didm't want to get us 'Involved'." I couldn't help laughing as he rang up the products. "Oh, I didn't know the demon dragon slayer Mikal ever smiled." "How did you know?" I asked sarcastically. I wasn't surprised he knew my magic. Most people in Magnolia steered clear from Nya and I because of the rumors going around. "You snapped at me earlier confirming my suspicion about you, and you don't have a boyfriend, probably because no one talks to you and your dragon slayer friend Nya Dragneel." He replied. "True." I said as I took the bags from him and walked out without saying good bye.
I arrived at the guild with the Magic Aid bag prepared for Jason and Toby. I walked in to see familiar faces and hear the clinking of glasses and laughter. Jason was easy to spot, he usually was, with his flaming red hair and flaming aura around him.
"Hey Jason." "Hello Mikal."
"I visited gramps and told him about you and Toby's problem." Jason's face turned as red as his hair in an instant.
"You didn't." He replied.
"Get Toby and come outside with me."
Two minutes later, I was explaining to Toby and Jason about the products and how to use them. Both they're faces were bright red as I explained to them. "Okay! Okay Mikal! I think we get it now!" Toby fussed. "Okay! But one more thing before I let you go…." Jason somehow saw what was coming and said, "Oh no." "I'm guessing you two will be gaining an interest in girls soon? Yes? So if you need help finding a girlfriend just ask me and my match making skills!" I winked.
Then, surrendering, I turned to open the guild door trying to not to listen to the boy's annoying protest and saying girls except her and Nya had cooties. As I opened the guild doors- "CONGRATULATIONS ON LEARNING HOW TO SHAVE!" Everyone cheered. Aparently everyone watched the scene on lacrimal vision my mom, Mirijane had set up. How embarrassing… FOR JASON AND TOBY! I bursted out laughing at the sceen of Jason and Toby screaming all flustered like. "Juvia is so sorry for not realizing poor Toby- sama was going through this stage of life!" Juvia cried. Uncle Gray just thanked me, looking relieved he didn't have to explain it himself. "I indeed am also sorry my son, I was to caught up in my own drama to pay attention to my poor son's struggles." Erza said dramatically. Following in his mothers footsteps Jason replied with "No mother, It's my fault for not being open enough with you and father." "SHAVING IS MAN!" Uncle Elfman suddenly screamed. This guild will be the end of me…..