- Chapter Two -
Naruto snickered as he lay in bed. In his extremely over hyperactive state, he had painted all of the trees in Konoha orange! Naruto felt strangely jittery as he rolled around in bed, his eyes wide open and refusing to close. For some reason, he couldn't sleep! (Hey, that's what fifteen cups of coffee does to you.) Realizing that he just didn't want to sleep, he instead decided to-
"I'LL JUST TRAIN INSTEAD!" Naruto shouted, completely forgetting that he had neighbours that were sleeping.
Changing into his orange jumpsuit, he decided he'll do some 'special training'. He went outside of his house and quickly summoned about 250 clones. "OK GUYS!" Naruto shouted. "FREE FOR ALL! You can go anywhere in the village! Whoever's left at sunrise wins and is the best me!"
A deafening chorus of two hundred YAHS could be heard, effectively waking the entire neighbourhood. Then all of the Naruto's left in a different direction, chasing other Naruto's, attacking, and dispelling them.
All night long, throughout the entire village, Naruto's were everywhere, snickering, shouting, and attacking each other. Needless to say, they were very loud. The while night long. Many people shouted and shook their fists at Naruto's clones, wanting peace and quiet.
By sunrise, there was only one Naruto left. "Knew I was the best me!" He exclaimed exhaustedly, the effects of the coffee now faded, combined with the fact that he had just battled 200 clones of himself instead of sleeping.
Looking around, he saw that he was at the bridge that he, Sakura, and Kakashi meet at. "Oh, good, I'm already here," Naruto thought as he fell asleep. But it seemed like he had only slept for a moment, before-
"Naruto, wake up!"
Naruto just rolled over in his sleep, drooling as he mumbled, "coffee... No, ramen... No, I want coffee... But ramen's so good... But coffee's really good too... Can't... Decide..."
A tick mark appeared on Sakura's forehead. "Wake up, Naruto!" she shouted.
Shocked out of sleep, Naruto shot up, and wiped the drool off his face.
"Sakura?"
"Naruto, we're about to start training!"
"But Kakashi will probably be an hour late again."
Oh yeah. Sakura didn't think of that. Actually, she was surprised that Naruto came before she did. Usually he came after she did, and then she would hit him on the head saying, "you're late!" even though he got there before Master Kakashi. And then Kakashi Sensei got there, they would usually both point at him, yelling, "You're late!" In unison. And then Sakura would hit Naruto on the head again, saying, "You were late, too, Naruto!"
While she was busy reminiscing about what they usually did, she didn't even notice Naruto leave.
Naruto yawned tiredly, having had only two hours of sleep as well as having a coffee crash. "Tired... Need coffee." He mumbled, before getting up and walking zombie-like to town, mumbling, "coffee... yah, coffee..."
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Naruto was walking zombie like in the direction of the super market (where the coffee's at), when Lee suddenly burst out from some bushes as he struck a strange pose.
"EHH?! BUSHY BROWS?!"
"Naruto! Youth burns brightly in you!" Lee shouted. "I have heard that you are able to drink large amounts of coffee! As your eternal rival, I challenge you to a coffee drinking competition! If I lose, I will do two hundred, no- three hundred, no- five hundred push ups!" Lee gave a trademarked Gai Sensei pose before shouting, "THE POWER OF YOUTH!"
Just then, TenTen stomped over to Lee, grabbed him by his ear, and started dragging him away. "We don't need TWO hyperactive ninjas, Lee!"
"Stop! You are diminishing my flame of YOUTH!" Lee shouted as he flailed his arms while being dragged.
"Do you want me to make you cry 'tears of youth' again?!" She asked threateningly. She REALLY didn't want Lee on coffee. Once, he had levelled an entire bar from having just a bit of sake.
Lee's already wide-as-circle eyes widened even more as he visibly paled, remembering the 'tears of youth' she had made him cry when she found out he was stalkin- I mean following-Sakura around.
Naruto rubbed the back of his head in confusion and sweat dropped as he watched Lee be dragged away comedically by TenTen, before shaking his head and continuing his zombie-like trance towards the coffee stand.
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Tsunade looked in shock at the even larger pile of paperwork then usual. Usually she had a ton... But this was just plain ridiculous! There were so many papers, it literally covered her desk! She couldn't even see the wood of her desk, because the pile of paperwork engulfed her desk completely!
Shizune came into the office, carrying yet another load of paper work.
"SHIZUNE! What is the meaning of this?!" Tsunade shouted.
Dropping the load of paper work, Shizune sweat dropped as she backed away from Tsunade, picking up her pig, TonTon. "U-um, it seems they are all complaints, Tsu-Tsunade."
Tsunade snatched up a piece of paper work. Sure enough, it was a complaint. Grabbing another, she saw it was also a complaint. Complaints, complaints, and more complaints! Reading one, her eyes widened.
"Orange trees..?" She deadpanned. Looking outside, she could see that the trees were indeed painted orange.
Snatching up another paper, she quickly skimmed through it. It complained how there were a whole army of blond haired, orange clad ninja running around at night like maniacs, keeping anyone from sleeping.
Another was a noise complaint, because someone had kept singing, "What does the fox say?" loudly on top of the hokage monument.
"Naruto," she muttered as she angrily rubbed her throbbing temples while she gave the pile of paperwork complaints a death glare.
"SHIZUNE! IT'S SAKE TIME!" she yelled.
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Cliffhanger no Jutsu!
A d-rank jutsu that leaves the audience in suspense. Known as a torture-type jutsu.
What will the hokage do?
And... Naruto isn't cheating on ramen, is he? He's not going to dump ramen for coffee, right? RIGHT?
Hehe.
Don't worry, he still likes ramen. In fact... (Snickers evilly, while thinking of the next chapter)
Orange trees!
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