Man, I've been gone for like... A whole (YOSH!) FIVE DAYS or something!
Now, to think up an excuse...
Uh...
-Chapter 6!-
Naruto dispelled his clones and then stared down at the three chounin lying on the ground. Blood still dripped out of their noses, eventually making its way down into the blood puddles.
He rubbed the back of his head. "Well, that was easy."
Snickering, he tied them all up, making sure to gag em' good. But just as he was tying them up, he heard Lee land behind him.
"YOSH! DID YOU DEFEAT THREE CHUNNIN BY YOURSELF?!"
Naruto scratched his head nervously. Uh oh. Lee didn't catch him in the act, did he? Worse, sexy no jutsu wouldn't work on a guy like Lee.
"Whaaa...? Oh, this, I was just... Uhh... Training!"
Lee's became burning eyes of determination. "YOSH! Your training is so YOUTHFUL! However, you will not best me! I will defeat three chunnin as well, or else I'll do five hundred- no, six hundred- no, one THOUSAND push-ups!"
Lee struck a pose. Naruto sweat dropped.
"THE POWER OF YOUTH!" Lee cried before jumping down to battle the closest chunnin.
Naruto tugged at his collar, relieved that Lee's rant was over. Even better, Lee would create the perfect diversion! While everyone was distracted with Lee, Naruto would sneak in and grab the delicious coffee-ramen...
As Naruto stood on the roof daydreaming about what the coffee ramen would taste like, drool dripped down the side of his mouth.
He stayed there daydreaming about what it would taste like until he was snapped out of it by some chunnin screaming-
"Ahhh! The eyebrows! They're so BIG! And black! And fuzzy! Ahhhh! And the eyes!-"
Quickly, Naruto jumped to action. While they were all preoccupied by Lee's ... Youthfulness, he could go in, grab the scroll, and then leave.
And once he knew what coffee-ramen tasted like, he could finally get it out of his head. Then he would stop drinking coffee, and then Sakura would stop being even more twitchy then usual! The perfect plan, right?
Stealthily walking down the side of the wall, Naruto stuck his head through the window and looked around.
In the middle of the room, there was a cage, and inside the cage, was the scroll. The hallway was left open, as if everyone had left the room in a rush.
Naruto grinned. He would have to thank Lee for that later.
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Veins popped on Tsunade's head. The newbie ANBU had said that Naruto was at the the front, causing havoc, but it was Lee! How could the ANBU possibly mess that up!
What were ANBU coming to?!
Tsunade had a very angry expression as she stood towering over Lee. After a quick interrogation, she found out that Naruto had taken out an entire chunnin squad by himself. This news was both interesting and disturbing.
At least she could rest easy. She had left someone there to guard the coffee-ramen and capture Naruto. Someone who was more than qualified for the job...
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"Hehehehehe..." Naruto snickered as drool dripped down his face. A manic grin covered his face as he slid through the window, crossed the room, and looked at the scroll's cage.
Yes... The coffee-ramen... Was his!
"After this bowl, I'll quit coffee", he promised himself. Really.
Looking around he saw a key lying on a counter.
"Must be for the cage..." he thought. He walked over to pick it up, only to-
"Augghh!"
Naruto swung in the air as a trap triggered. He swung back and forth by a rope that was tied on his foot.
This trap was only too familiar. He had seen it before during his genin exams. But instead of a bell as bait, there was a key!
"WHAA?! Kakashi?!"
Kakashi dropped down from the ceiling and looked the upside down Naruto in the eye.
"Oh, hello, my cute genin." He said, while giving an eye-smile. He then got out his favourite book: Icha Icha Make out Paradise!
"Hey! Let me down!" Naruto yelled. He was so close! Close to that coffee-ramen! But now... he was hanging upside down.
Listen closely. There are two times when Naruto really puts his smarts on. One, is when one of his teammates are in Danger. Two, is when coffee-ramen's at stake.
So as Naruto was hanging upside down, in room number 149 of the hospital, with his sensei, who was reading Icha Icha, his wheels started to turn in his head. The same wheels that had saved his team time and time again.
Three steps in his plan- and he would have the coffee-ramen. But they would have to be carried out with precision.
Step one: Cut loose and let hell break!
Well, actually just cut loose.
With a quick movement, Naruto grabbed the kunai and cut the rope tied around his ankle.
But before he had time to even fall down to the ground, Kakashi already put him in a headlock, all the while reading his book intently.
But Naruto expected this to happen.
Step two: Use your advantages... To your advantage!
Naruto started talking. "Ehhh, ya know how I was training with pervy sage, right?! Well, he told me how the next book goes! And it turns out that- Haha!"
Kakashi, at hearing that Naruto was about to spoil the next book, had let his guard drop, even if only for a split second. But in the split second, Naruto managed to both escape
from the head lock AND grab Kakashi's ICHA ICHA MAKE OUT PARADISE!
Jumping away from Kakashi he grinned wildly as he held the book in one hand , and a kunai in the other.
Step 3: Hostage exchange.
"The book for the key, Kaka-sensei."
Kakashi was shocked at what Naruto had just done. It was like when he had managed to rescue him from Zabuza, first making a plan, and effectively carrying it out. His cute little genin had grown...
Naruto pushed the kunai closer to the book's cover, sliding the blade against it gently.
Kakashi's eye widened. "Ah! No need for that, Naruto!"
Naruto smirked. Kakashi's biggest weakness: his book.
He trailed his kunai across the book cover, making a tiny scratch, while Kakashi had sweat streaming down his face.
"Naruto! That's mint condition!" Kakashi exclaimed nervously.
Naruto twisted the knife, ready to give the book a slice.
"Agh! Fine, I'll give you the key!" Kakashi said. Anything for the book. Besides, it's not like its a big deal if Naruto got ONE BOWL of coffee-ramen, right?
Right?
RIGHT?!
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A/N RIGHT?!
Lee! Kakashi! And man that is one NUBE ANBU!
So, do you think Naruto will get the coffee-ramen?
And if so, what will his reaction be?
Throw-up?
Wolf it down?
Giggle hysterically?
Turn green?
Explode randomly?
Grow a moustache?
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