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I'm so sorry! My internet sucks so much, Most of the time the wifi shuts down, or if it doesn't I can't go on any websites with out waiting for an half an hour for it to finally load the first layers of the page. Someone recommended to try doing it longer, so I shall try even harder.

Present

Naruto walked through the tunnels in the sewer, finally the tunnel stopped at an red cage, with what seemed like a seal as a lock. "What the heck is this doing here for, datebayo?" Naruto walked closer, bending his body forward to see in it. "GAH!" Naruto stumbled backwards. Two eyes stared back at him, a low growl heard. "I see you finally came to visit." The voice got closer, revealing a huge orange, red at the tips a fox with nine tails. It smiled maliciously seeing Naruto eyes in fear for a second...

'A second? It should be longer then that. HE SHOULD FEAR ME! I'M FEAR! Though he has been through those beatings, showing no fear and accepted it. But I am the ALMIGHTY KYUUBI!' "Who are you? Why is a huge ball of hair talking to me...I must be dreaming, I mean seriously first a sewer then a huge, red hairy fox teddy talks to me like it's the most normal thing in the world. Ouch!" Naruto slapped himself in the face. "Nope! Nevermind!" Naruto looked crazily at the ball of fur, trying to figure out what the heck was happening.

The fox just twitched at the description. 'How dumb can this boy get? Wait, I haven't seen my image in decades, O.O Don't tell me my hair has actually grew out so much that I look like a orange puffball! No...No! I would know!...Would I?' The fox was so distracted it didn't even notice the boy was gone. The fox froze as he felt something crawling on his head. The fox shook his head violently, GROWLING, "GET OFF! HOW DARE YOU GO ON MY HEAD YOU INSOLENT BRAT!?" Naruto stayed on afraid of being thrown against the wall or floor. "OH HELP ME KAMI!" Naruto yelled.

It went on for hours, until the fox gave up and laid on the ground gasping for breath. 'How the heck did this brat find the idea to go ahead and do that and actually to be able to stay on the whole time. Stupid brat.' Naruto blinked tiredly, when the world was spinning so fast. "Woaahhh! Am I still moving, don't feel like it, though it looks like it. OH! My name is Naruto U-ZU-MA-KI!" Naruto said while getting up with each pronunciation of his last name. "What's your name fox?"

"Like you already don't know." The fox said glaring at Naruto. "I know who you are and what your are Kyuubi. I realized it when I saw the seal on the gate." Kyuubi raised his eyebrow in surprise. "Then why did you stupidly do those actions you brat?" Naruto gasped. "I'll have you know that it was simply a way to get to have a fun time. Especially seeing the almighty nine-tails being defeated, only being able to shake his head like a dog, and scratching it's head with the hind legs to get a simple person as me off. Hehe" Kyuubi growled 'How come I didn't hear any of his thoughts when he was here? I should've known my carrier inside out to find his weaknesses.'

Naruto waved his hands in front of him. "HEY HEY! Calm your tits, kay? Just how did I get here in the first place?" Kyuubi huffed and snorted. "A citizen took a huge rock and slammed it into your head and brung you into the woods to die off. How do you not remember? Might as well tell you, I see what you see through your eyes, I hear all of your thoughts, though somehow when your not in here, hear what you hear, and I have to give you my chakra to heal your little self ever since I was sealed in your little baka body." Naruto nodded, taking in the information though he already guessed most of it. "You know, Naruto why don't you give into your anger and let me give you my chakra and make those who hurt you, feel the hurt they did to you. Have them fear you and you thrive powerfully among the others."

Naruto looked him straight in the eyes cold and demanding. "No. You can't try to manipulate me Kyuubi. Now tell me your real name?" Kyuubi flinched but it was barely noticeable. 'No one's asked for my real name before, except him, how I miss the old baka. I'm used to this the cold stares and not wanting to know me and use my power against my will, I'll wait when he's most vul-' "You do know that I can hear your thoughts too right? It started when you pumped so much chakra through me after I was beaten and burned alive when I was 5. That's when I finally put the pieces together after they called me a demon, the whispers about a nine-tailed fox whenever I walk past and everything else they say about me. How about we make a deal? You train me."

"Oh? What's my part of the deal?" "I'm sure you don't want a weak carrier, the stronger I am, the more chakra I'll need. I'll have to use all of my chakra during training and guess what you do, you give me more chakra." "Hmm, you sure are power hungry, brat. I agree that it certainly is a pleasure doing business with you." Kyuubi smirked, already seeing himself gaining control of the fool's body. 'It'll take awhile but it won't be long.' "Yes that is true. But I will be happy knowing I am strong enough to protect my people, I'll certainly fight you for the right of my body. But your part still stands in giving me chakra."

Kyuubi smirked forgetting that Naruto could hear his thoughts earlier and the reason on answering. "Training starts tomorrow. Don't worry...It'll be hell." Naruto 's face still cold and no emotion, nodded and disappeared back to his world. Wiping the leaves and mud off of him lazily, walking towards his hell hole.

Naruto's Mindscape

Kyuubi eyes closed. Something was hitting his nerve, he didn't know what was wrong, but some alarms were going off in his head. He ignored it, knowing no matter what Naruto did, he would be the winner of either taking control and escaping or escaping from his dead body before anyone could get to him to seal him again or manipulate him. He ignored the signals and slept.

Tomorrow morning

Naruto woke up and did his daily routine and walked towards the meeting spot, knowing Kakashi was always standing there in front of the memorial stone in his own thoughts. Sasuke looked over at the blonde. Naruto looked back at him, his eyes saying, 'What?'. Sasuke glared at him. "Hn." Naruto snorted. Naruto placed both of his hands beside sasuke, trapping him, with only the lake behind him. Sakura stopped babbling and looked at them blushing. "What is it Dobe? You going the other way now, Hn?" Naruto chuckled deeply. Sasuke's eyes widened the first time hearing the dobe laugh like that, Sakura was fighting with her inner self who thought Naruto sounded sexy, also with a little nosebleed from the scene and his baritone laugh. "You wish, your so adorable you little baka."

Naruto laughed deeply and having their foreheads connected. Sasuke stood there totally flustered and disturbed by the thought of Naruto going after him like that. Naruto grabbed Sasuke's chin with only his left hand, leaving the other stil, and leaned in whispering into his ear. "Now don't get your head into the gutter, SasUke. I was tired of Sakura's voice, sadly this is the only way I could come up with that has worked before, the others would've just made her more mad and bitchy, meaning she would talk even more with her banshee voice. Now get into character here, your fangirls are watching and it'll make them think they don't have a chance with you now." Sasuke grudgingly nodded and then held onto Naruto's shirt, snuggling into him. It wasn't just Sakura that had a major nosebleed, the majority of fangirls were watching and were crushed they didn't have a chance, but couldn't help but nosebleed at such a scene of yoai, all of them passed out by loss of blood. Naruto whole body was vibrating and nuzzled into Sasuke's neck.

"See SasUke, just you wait tonight and see me rock your world." Naruto said loudly but was trying so hard to contain his laughter. The girls who held on strong, well they were in the same condition as the others. Naruto quickly took the camera from the tree. Sasuke smirked and chuckled. "You recorded it dobe? Wait...How did you know they would be there?" Sasuke then glared at Naruto. Naruto gulped and put his hands up in surrender. "I thought you knew, they always watched you and followed you everywhere you went in the village, just like the fangirls they are. Also, you should be thanking me, Baka. Also, for destroying all the hundred pictures, videos, pillows, and etcetera they had of you. Though I have to say, they would be good kiniochi with all they hid, back-up material, fighting over you, and watching you like a hawk. Too bad they wasted it on Fangirling." Sasuke stood there with his jaw open, having shivers of being reminded of what they did, but also of how Naruto thoroughly destroyed their masterpieces without them knowing.

"Er, Thank you, Dobe...Why?" Naruto smirked at him. "Why they have pillows of your face on it and what they do behind closed doors? Well it's called being horn-" Sasuke glared at him giving him "the super uber duper Uchiha glare" as Naruto called it. "Hn. No. Why did you do that for me?" Naruto then rubbed the back of his neck as a habit when he was thinking. "Well, it was a deal right? Also don't go being mushy with me Sasuke I don't go that way. Plus if I'm going to do something might as well finish the job for good with a a cherry on top." Sasuke glared at him again. "Dobe!" "WHAT? Everyone thought you were gay too. Accepting no girls to go out with or eat with, then always challenging guys and stare at them for so long." Sasuke was fuming, his head was as red as a tomato.

Kakashi seeing the whole thing was secretly laughing but decided it was time to step in, especially with Sakura starting to awaken. "Good morning." He said with his eye smile." Sakura immediately stood up, and pointed at him. "YOUR LATE!" All of them looked over at Naruto expectantly to have the same reaction. Naruto shrugged, "I was too distracted by duck hair ove-I mean he's such a tease, ya know?" Naruto said while Sasuke stared icily at him. "Ugh, you know it does look like it, Sasuke, just admit it." Sasuke's eye's twitched and just shook his head. "Ma, ma. Let's go get d-rank missions, ne?" Kakashi said while holding a Icha-Icha book in his hand. Naruto rolled his eyes. 'Ughh D-Rank Missions.'

Alright Hope this is good so far. I really don't know of this is similar to my last story, but I read previous connversations saying Naru and Sasu did stuff like this and had a bromance, while Sakura was well Sakura though with a pinch of yoai fangirlin', then the romance with ino (Not telling you anymore would only give ya spoilers), and a majority being comedy (I hope it atleast gives you a lil' laugh here and there.)