As the talking-animal-befriending Villager and Robot-Master-destroying Mega Man made their way to the Smash Bros. headquarters, which was in fact the Smash Bros. mansion, their paths intertwined and eyes met for the first time.
The Villager was awestruck. "Wow! I don't believe my eyes! Are you Mega Man?!" he asked in exclamation. "You're so cool!"
Mega Man, surprised by this sudden outburst, blushed and replied, "Aw, thank you! And yes, you are looking at the genuine blue bomber!"
Still captivated by what stood before him, Villager replied, "I can't believe that I'm meeting you in person!" He stopped himself from letting his excitement get the better of him. "But, where are my manners? I am the Villager of Animal Crossing. It's a pleasure to meet you, Rock!"
"It's very nice to meet you! So, uh…did you happen to receive an invitation from Master Hand?"
"What?! You too?"
"Yeah! So I guess we'll both in the next exciting installment to the Super Smash Bros. series!"
"Haha! Got that right! Anyway, let's go see Master Hand. I'm sure he's waiting for us."
Mega Man nodded, and the pair of newcomers gradually walked over to the mansion's entrance. As soon as they approached the front door and rang the doorbell, they both anticipated what memorable surprises they would find inside. They saw the doorknob shake and rattle, and eagerly waited to see who would be the first to welcome them into the mansion. To their surprise, the one who answered the door was a giant, floating, disembodied hand whose fingers twitched rapidly.
Villager and Mega Man exchanged glances, both facial expressions appearing befuddled. "Excuse me," Villager asked, "but are you Master Hand?"
"Nope!" the hand cried. "I'm Crazy Hand! The one you are seeking is my brother! Would you like me to get him for you?"
Mega Man answered, "Why, yes! That would be very-"
"Hey! Brother! There are a couple of kids here to see you!" Crazy Hand bellowed, terrifying his guests with his earth-shattering voice.
Suddenly, a second hand of similar size appeared behind Crazy Hand, but this one was rather calm compared to its twin.
"Crazy! What did I tell you about answering the door?! You know that you always scare away our guests!" the other hand furiously scolded. He spotted the two children trembling in fear. "Ho ho! Sorry about my brother! He can be a bit wild sometimes!"
Just then, something occurred to Villager. "So you must be Master Hand!"
"That's right! So you two must have received my invitations!" Then Master Hand started looking around, as if searching for something. "Hmm…There was supposed to be one other showing up today, but I guess she's running a little late. So, please come inside! And welcome to the Smash Bros. mansion!"
"Thank you, sir!" the new Smashers said in unison. Once inside, they were abruptly greeted by all of the Smashers that had appeared in the previous games.
"You're finally here!" Kirby cheerfully hollered.
"Um…hi." said the timid Luigi.
"Oh! They're so cute!" Princess Peach squealed.
"Awkward…" Mega Man whispered to Villager, who nodded in agreement.
"Mario," Master Hand called, "will you please show these two around the mansion?"
Mario simply replied, "Okie-dokie! Please-a follow me, gentlemen!"
So the famous red plumber gave them a grand tour and showed them every room in the building, from bedrooms to the Hands' office and even the glorious courtyard out back. The tour concluded with him pointing out where the first handful of newcomers would sleep.
"Here is-a your bedroom, gents! I hope you will-a like it here!"
"Thanks, Mario. I'll take it from here." Master Hand suddenly called. "Looks like nightfall came faster than we thought it would, so you two sleep well! We'll get a fresh start in the morning, and you'll be able to socialize with the others in the cafeteria during breakfast. Have a good night!"
"Thanks! You too!" Villager replied.
As they snuggled up on their cozy mattresses, Mega Man wanted to say, "You know, I think we're really going to love being Smash brothers!"
"I think so, too, Rock! Sweet dreams!"
Before drifting off into unconsciousness, Villager was having trouble figuring out the one thing that had been on his mind since they entered their own bedroom: There was a third bed in there, and he and Rock were only the first two newcomers to arrive so far, so who was it reserved for? Only time would tell…
Author Notes: Oh, I think we all know who that bed belongs to! :D Also, I had a MAJOR brainfart in this chapter, so please critique the story or send me some ideas in a review! Who knows? Maybe your idea will be picked and used in my story! ;)
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