Early in the morning, just before sunrise, the little pink puffball with an ever-growing appetite named Kirby, awoke due to the fact that he heard a commotion coming from Link's bedroom. He walked down the hallway and approached Link's bedroom door, only to find that there was a glowing blue light just beneath the crevice of the door. What was Link doing this early in the morning?

"Come on, Mario! Just hang in there!" Kirby heard Link say. This made the little puffball worried. Was there something wrong with Mario? He entered the room and found the green swordsman and red plumber standing in front of a flat-screen television, trying to keep their balance. On the screen was a woman with pale skin who appeared to be giving yoga instructions.

"Huh? What are you guys doing?" Kirby asked.

"Oh, hey, Kirby! We're just playing Wii Fit! Want to join us?" the Hero of Twilight asked.

Kirby knew that without legs, which he lacked, doing yoga poses would be difficult, but he didn't want to opt out on Link's friendly invitation. "Sure! I guess I'll give it a try!"

So the trio of "early to bed, early to risers" followed each and every one of the pale woman's instructions. "Breathe slowly as you hold this pose," said the woman on screen, who was demonstrating the tree pose. Mario and Link all the while struggled to hold the tree position, but it was surprisingly simple for Kirby.

Suddenly, a feminine figure approached Mario from behind, placing her hand on his back to get his attention. The trio turned around, still in the tree pose, realizing that this was the same trainer from Wii Fit! All of a sudden, the in-the-flesh trainer slammed her foot onto the ground, shaking the floor around her and sending the men flying. The power of the impact was so great that it caused Link's television, which he was using for Wii Fit, to come off of one of its hinges.

"Great! Keep it up!" said the virtual trainer, as if she was praising her real counterpart.

Later, just when all of the other Smashers had woken up, every one of them headed towards the cafeteria, eager to fill their stomachs with syrup-cascaded waffles, freshly-squeezed orange juice, a simple bowl of cereal, and anything else they were serving for breakfast that morning. All heads turned to face the aforementioned trio, who were completely wrapped in bandages to reduce the pain and bleeding caused by the Trainer's earth-quaking attack.

"What happened to you guys?!" Pit asked in worry.

"We were unexpectedly attacked, thanks for asking." Link responded in a sarcastic tone. "And I swear, if our attacker EVER comes back, she's going to be spending a few days in the hospital when I'M through with her!"

"You better watch what you say, pretty boy!" said a somewhat-familiar voice. The brutally-beaten men jumped at the sight of the owner of the voice, but when everyone else turned to face her, the appearance came as a bit of a surprise to them. Master Hand, who seemed to be expecting her arrival, appeared at her side with an announcement.

"Ladies and gentlemen," he began, "I would like to inform you about this brand new challenger that will be joining you in the upcoming Super Smash Bros. game! Please welcome…the Wii Fit Trainer!"

The entire cafeteria filled to the brim with applauding and cheering. Everyone, including Mega Man and Villager, became eager and excited to battle a new character. Mario, Link, and Kirby groaned at the thought of this.

"It's about time someone like the Trainer showed up! Now we finally have somebody who can get Wario in shape!" Samus laughed.

"Hey!" the plumber clad in yellow screamed.

The villager could not contain his excitement, and this was obvious to the blue bomber. "Isn't this exciting, Rock?! I can't wait to compete in the next Smash Bros. tournament!"

Rock nodded to his new and suddenly-energetic friend, then he gazed off into the distance, curiously pondering what other newcomers might join the quickly-expanding Smashing family…

Author Notes: Finally, the third chapter is finished! Sorry I took a while to update this, but my previous laptop that had this original file crashed, so subsequently, I had to get another one and re-type this entire chapter! :O Anyway, I hope you enjoyed reading the story so far, and I'll be posting more chapters as soon as the next newcomers are revealed!

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