I do not own A Boy Named Sue, Fireflies, or Roar.

Tansy was standing at her camera, and Mistystar was at her scoreboard.

"Alright, people! This camera's going on in ten, nine, eight..." Tansy announced. Cinderpelt rushed into her royal blue plush chair. Mistystar left her station. "Welcome, to Win A Date With Cinderpelt! With your lovely, fun-loving, host, none other than Cinderpelt herself! And it looks like today's contestants are- Firestar, Lionblaze, and Littlecloud! And they'll be taking Cinderpelt to Goosefeather's Gardens, filled with exclusive, rare herbs, and, and amusement park, featuring the world-famous Tunnel of FoxgLove! Funds were provided by: Medicine Cat Heath Care: The Best Care A Cat Can Get."

The three toms came out from the curtain and sat in the three crimson plush chairs. Littlecloud sat closest to Cinderpelt, while Lionblaze took the outside edge. "It's a pleasure to be here," said Littlecloud, "I even believe it's the best thing that's ever happened to me." "Yes, yes," Cinderpelt replied, "Now, time for the first question, and it has to be a she-cat: If you could bring anyone with you in case you didn't win, who would it be?"

"I'd bring Sandstorm," Firestar blurted immediately. "No doubt about it, I'd bring Cinderheart." Said Lionblaze. Finally, Littlecloud made his decision. "You," he stated proudly, "If you weren't the host, I'd ask for you to come." Cinderpelt turned as red as his the chairs. "Mistystar, give Littlecloud a point!"

Mistystar marked a tally under Littlecloud's name on her whiteboard with a blue marker. "Alright, so Littlecloud has one point, while Firestar and Lionblaze have zero!" "Okay," said Cinderpelt, now gray again, "Question two: Have you broken any World Records?"

"Yes!" Said Lionblaze, "I broke the record for 'Most Thorns In Pelt At One Time'. I broke it when I was a kit!"

"I was the first kittypet to become a ThunderClan leader," said Firestar.

"I haven't broken any, but I don't really want to, anyway." Littlecloud looked at Cinderpelt.

"Eh. Give everyone a point on that one." Mistystar uncapped her smelly blue marker and drew a tally under their names. "Littlecloud has two points, while Firestar and Lionblaze have one."

"Question three: What's your favorite song EVER?"

"I personally like A Boy Named Sue, by Johnny Cash," Littlecloud answered first for the first time.

"My favorite is Roar, by Katy Perry." Lionblaze said right after Littlecloud finished.

"Fireflies is my favorite, and not just because it has my name in it." Said Firestar.

"Well, there's truly only one. Littlecloud, you so get this one!" Cinderpelt announced. "Give a point to him, Mistystar!"

"Littlecloud still leads with three points, while Lionblaze and Firestar still have one."

"Well, it's time for the final question: Who was worse: Tigerstar or Brokenstar?"

"Brokenstar! Tigerstar was pretty bad, but at least he didn't train kits, banish elders, and kill his own father!" Firestar said.

"I don't know," said Lionblaze, "I know what Tigerstar did, but if they're both in the Dark Forest, or, were, that is."

"I agree with Firestar. And I was actually one of the apprentices trained early." Littlecloud said.

"Mistystar, give Firestar and Littlecloud each a point!" Cinderpelt happily announced.

"Littlecloud topped with four points, wow, while Firestar has only two and Lionblaze one. Well, Littlecloud, it looks like you'll be taking Cinderpelt to Goosefeather's Gardens! Which works out, sort of, because you're both medicine cats!"

"Yay! It's finally going to be just me and Cinderpelt!" Littlecloud cheered.

Then Tansy turned the camera to herself. "Well, that's all the dating for today, guys! But now it's time for an exclusive, backstage interview with Yellowfang!" The camera was switched of and another quickly turned on to reveal Yellowfang sitting in a chair just like Cinderpelt's. "Alright, Yellowfang, all of us want to know-what's it like to raise an evil son?"

"Well," Yellowfang started, "Technically, I didn't raise him. Lizardstripe did. But knowing that StarClan was punishing me for having kits was awful, especially since it was forty-six moons chaos and horror."

Tansy nodded her head. "How hard was it to kill him, or even blind him, for that matter?"

"Blinding him wasn't nearly as hard as killing him. I gave him three deathberries. One was the hardest thing I've ever done, one was the best thing I've ever done, and one was the worst thing I've ever done."

"Thank you for that, Yellowfang. Tune in next time for more crazy toms, and another exclusive interview!" And the camera instantly shut off.

PS: I'll give you a hint of what tom I want to see:
~He was killed by the clumsy Rockfall
~He is the brother of a leader