Okay, no one made a review for the last chapter. So I made some characters anyway. And, I didn't make up the pizza shack mentioned. Empress Tansy did.
Tansy was waiting for Cinderpelt to come. It was only two minutes until the show started. Then she remembered when Stormfur came out and sat in Cinderpelt's chair with Brook beside him. They were talking.
"Of course not, Brook! I might like the winning she-cat as a friend, but never more. You're the only one I truly love." Stormfur told her. Brook nodded her head understandingly. Tansy went over to Stormfur.
"Are you, ready, Stormfur? I heard what you said to Brook, so I suspect you are."
"Of course I'm ready. And why isn't Cinderpelt here? All you said was that she couldn't come."
"Oh, uh, she's ill. I think she said it was a case of whitecough, and she didn't want anyone else here getting it, either." Tansy felt bad lying to one of the security guards.
"Whitecough? In Greenleaf? Well, I just hope it doesn't turn into greencough."
"Oh. The show's about to start. Gotta go!" Tansy ran back to her camera, and Mistystar came up beside Stormfur. "Welcome To, Win A Date With Stormfur! Er, yes, you're probably all wondering, 'Where's Cinderpelt?' Well, she called in ill. So Stormfur is the host for today, instead. And the contestants are she-cats today, of course! We don't want anything weird. So, give it up for Mousefur, Leopardfoot, and Princess! And he'll take her to Thistleclaw's Pizza Shack Of Evil, which seems to be very popular with Win A Date With's. So anyway, give 'em a paw!" As Mistystar ran back to her scoreboard, the audience clapped and whistled.
"Okay, well, I guess it's time to start," Stormfur began, "Question one: Who is the best tom you've ever known?"
"Duh! My little Cloudy-poo! He's an amazing warrior! I thought about catnapping him right before he made the Great Journey so I could always be with him!"" Princess called out quickly. Cloudtail called out from the audience. "Mom, don't talk about that in front of all these other cats! And you even thought about catnapping me?! Stormfur, where did Midnight go?!"
"I loved Pinestar, until he turned on us, and became a kittypet." Leopardfoot answered soon after Cloudtail finished.
"Longtail! Oh, my Longtail! I'm so glad I'm with him in StarClan! He'll re-kill me if I win! Please don't give me a point!" Mousefur pleaded.
"Well, I did make friends with Cloudtail when I was in ThunderClan with Brook, even though Princess went a little, er, crazy on him, so Mistystar, give Princess a point! And, for Mousefur, take away one point from her score." Stormfur told Mistystar.
"So, Princess has one point, while Leopardfoot has none, and Mousefur has negative one!" Mistystar answered back. Mousefur sighed in relief.
"Okay, question two: From a scale of one to ten, ten being the highest yes, how much do you want to win?"
"I guess seven. I don't really care, actually, but I want to show Pinestar that he made a bad choice." Leopardfoot answered.
"Negative infinity! Longtail would hate me!" Mousefur stood up and yelled.
"Oh, I LOVE Thistleclaw's Pizza! And an all-you-can-eat for free? Eleven!" Princess called out.
"Well, Mistyfoot, er, star, give Leopardfoot a point. And, well, after these last two questions, I've decided... well, take a point away from Princess."
"Well, Leopardfoot now leads with one point, and now Princess has zero, and Mousefur still has negative one." Mistystar announced. Again, Mousefur sighed in relief.
"Hey! That's not fair!" Princess spat. "I should have two points, not zero!"
"Listen, princess. You've proven to be a bit, well, crazy for my type. So how about I give you two coupons so you and Firestar can go? I'm sure Sandstorm will understand. Or three, so Cloudtail can come too? I'm also sure Brightheart would understand." Stormfur suggested. Princess looked at Cloudtail, ready to ask.
"No way! I would've said yes before you answered that question! Sorry, Mom, but I just can't do that!" Cloudtail answered firmly. Princess looked very hurt.
"Okay, well, I guess I'll just give you two coupons, then. Anyway, question three, and this has also been asked by Cinderpelt: If you could change your name, what would it be?"
"To nothing. I'm content with my name." Leopardfoot answered.
"Me, too. But I can't help but wish that when I was a kit, I could have told One-eye what I wanted to be named, though I'm still fine with it."
"I know enough about all of the names to make myself one. I'd want to be Snowfoot, because of my white paws."
"Well, Mousefur, this is why I gave you the negative one score. Mistystar, give them all a point!" Said Stormfur.
"So Lepoardfoot has two points, Princess has one, and Mousefur has zero!" Mistystar called out.
"Okay, last question, and if you've never had Thistleclaw's Pizza, just say. But anyway: What are your favorite toppings, and least favorite?"
"I like all of them, especially the Water Vole Pepperoni!" Princess exclaimed.
"I hate the Sparrow-Licious Bites. But yes, I very much like the Water Vole Pepperoni, too." Leopardfoot said.
"I don't have a favorite, but I don't have a least favorite either. I just let Longtail decide. But I have to say, I agree with Leopardfoot. Sure, when you're eating from the Kit's Menu, the Sparrow-Licious Bites are good, but later on-that's another thing." Mousefur gave.
"Well, Mistystar, I believe you should give Mousefur and Leopardfoot each a point!" Stormfur said.
"So, Leopardfoot won with three points, while Princess and Mousefur have one!" Mistystar said. Mousefur whispered a prayer of thanks to Longtail for not letting her win.
"Yay! That'll show Pinestar! I'll tell 'im, too! Yes!" Leopardfoot cheered.
"What about my three coupons?" Princess asked.
"You mean your two, coupons?" Cloudtail called out, just barley loud enough to hear over the cheering audience. Again, Princess looked hurt.
"Oh, yeah. You'll get them shortly, Princess. And you, Mousefur, if you want to go with Longtail." Stormfur stated. Both she-cats nodded their heads. So, Tansy turned the camera to herself.
"Well, that's all for today, guys! Sorry, but no interview. We couldn't get anyone that wanted to, so, bye! Tune in next time!" Tansy switched off the camera.
This time send in toms instead of she-cats.