Dammit I should be working on the next chapter of Broken world but instead I continued this like the fuck Child.
Also ignore the inconsistency of the line breaks but does it really matter?
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From: Kid
To: Liz
Kid: I'M A PIECE OF TRASH
Liz: As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up. Is eight okay?
Kid: You smooth fucker.
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From: Soul
To: Blair
Soul: You sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
Blair: Did I?
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From: BlackStar
To: Soul, Kid
BlackStar: You don't understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
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From: Patty
To: BlackStar
Patty: Are we still banned from the library?
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From: Chrona
To: Ragnarok (yes it has a phone)
Chrona: The last thing I remember is you screaming "lets hunt humans"
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From: Arachne (and her weird dress)
To: Asura
Arachne: Do you still need to be saved?
Asura: No I think I'm God
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From: Kid
To: Death
Kid: You're completely useless in the revolution
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From: Medusa
To: Stein
Medusa: Sick fucks of a feather flock together
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From: Spirit
To: Stein
Spirit: Who do you think you are, running around leaving scars,
in the middle of the night while I was asleep and
oh god what even were those experiments stein
you creepy bastard I mean what the fuck
(This one I remember where it's from: intrusivesubplots on tumblr)
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From: Giriko
To: Mosquito
Giriko: just got yelled at by a priest...again.
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From: Maka
To: Everyone
Maka: DID NEIL ARMSTRONG SAY THE MOON WAS TOO FAR AWAY?
NO!
HE BUILT HIMSELF A FUCKING ROCKET SHIP IS WHAT HE DID!
Tsubaki: This literally holds no significance to the situation at hand.
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