Chapter 2: PANDA!!!!
The last chapter was really long but here is the next chapter (I might get carried away it might be long).
Disclaimer: 0.0 OMG! I luv squirrels!
Riku's POV
We got to the birthday party, except my psycho inner self kept saying " SHOUT AT HIM HE STOLE YOUR CANDY AND MADE YOU ADDICTED TO SODA AND FRIES!"
I ignored her though she will come in handy later.
"Well, this is boring." Gaara said.
"I know how about we play truth or dare?" Temari suggested.
"Okay." Kankuro said.
"Alright," she said slowly," gaara. Truth or dare?"
" Dare." He said looking like he was bored.
"Hm, I dare you to…" she said thinking," put on a panda suit!"
"WHAT?" he yelled.
"It's a dare you gotta do it." Temari said.
Gaara stood up and walked away. He came back 5 minutes later wearing a panda suit.
"Happy?" he said scowling.
"Yep. Now gaara you get to ask Riku." Temari said.
"Fine. Riku truth or dare." he asked me.
I didn't answer. They heard me laughing evilly. They looked at me and saw me with a lit match.
"Riku." Gaara said.
"Huh? Oh, dare." I said throwing the match into my mouth. They all watched me.
" Riku I dare you to…" he said thinking of all the weird things possible, " drink out of the toilet."
" I already did that this morning!" I said smiling, they all looked sick.
"Alright. Then I dare you to find a squirrel and bring it back alive." He said thinking that I couldn't do it. I left and came back 10 seconds later holding a traumatized squirrel. It was HUGE and I wanted to catch the largest puff- ball I could find.
" Alright now kankuro truth or dare?" I asked petting the squirrel.
" TRUTH!" he said knowing that I would dare him to do something weird.
" ARE YOU A CAT???" I asked looking him in the eyes.
" I AM NOT A CAT!!!!!!!" he yelled.
"Ok."
"Temari truth or dare?"
" Dare."
" I dare you to eat a clump of dirt."
" Dirt tastes good," I said.
Temari went outside and got a cup of dirt brought it inside and ate it.
" I especially like it when it is full of bugs." I said to myself.
Everyone stared at me.
" I think that is enough lets watch a movie." Kankuro said obviously grossed out.
" Riku and I will make popcorn," Temari said.
" DON'T PUT DIRT IN IT!" they said in unison.
" Fine I'll make mine separately then!" I said grabbing a bowl and heading outside.
" Riku get some for me too dirt does taste good!" Temari said handing me another bowl.
" WE ARE SURROUNDED BY WEIRDOS!" kankuro said.
I went to get dirt when a stray kitten came up to me only a week old. I got the dirt and picked it up. It lay down in the hood of my sweatshirt.
I came inside we got the popcorn and went in to decide on a movie. We ended up putting in a horror movie. When we got to the scariest part the boys freaked out we laughed as they grabbed onto each other and my kitten jumped onto my lap.
" RIKU THERE IS SOMETHING ON YOUR LAP!" kankuro said screaming like a girl.
" I know. It's an abandoned kitten. I found it outside." I said.
When the movie was over everyone but gaara was asleep.
In the morning Temari asked me if I wanted to come with her to the Leaf Village.
" Okay, -" I said but gaara cut me off.
" I'll come because I don't want her to get lost again!" he said menacingly.
" How about we bring kankuro too so he isn't alone." She said.
Naruto's POV
I was about to fall asleep when the girl "Riku" woke me up.
" FRUITCAKE!" she yelled.
" RIKU STOP YELLING AT PEOPLE!" gaara yelled.
" I know him though." she whined. All of a sudden I heard a sound of someone throwing a rock and it hit someone.
" That tickled." Riku said.
" Kankuro you throw like a girl," Temari said.
Gaara's POV
They had a rock fight until Temari stopped them.
" GUYS DON'T FORGET THAT RIKU IS PROTECTING HER CAT!" she screamed.
The kitten popped its head out of the neck of Riku's jacket.
" Was kankuro hurting you Panda?" Riku sounded like she was talking to a baby.
" Panda?" I said.
" She looks like a panda so I named her panda." She said.
" When will it end?" I asked myself.
That was the end of this chapter now wasn't that strange? Anyway, Riku is actually me. Please tell me some ideas thanx!