Chapter 3: INSANITY RETURNS!
I am writing two chapters in one day maybe even more! Anyway the akatsuki come back and Riku's inner psycho returns. ENJOY!
Disclaimer: Oh, look a chicken! LOL YAY! ≤Ω≥
Riku's POV
I woke up in the middle of a forest but I wasn't touching the ground.
" OMG! AM I DEAD? OR AM I A BIRD CAUSE I CAN FLY!!!!!!!!!" I said waving my arms around. I hit something that wasn't a tree and it HURT! " I hit a rock I feel like I'm gonna die!"
" s-h-u-t-u-p!!!!!!" I heard someone say.
" ah!!!!!! The authorities!!!" I yelled, " they are coming to take my wings away!"
I found my self lying on a wooden floor. My body hurt.
" we never found out about you so tell us about yourself." I heard someone say, " AND GET THAT ROCK OUT OF HER HAND SHE IS DANGEROUS WITH IT!"
" how did I get that?" I wondered throwing it at kisame, " SEAFOOD I THOUGHT I'D NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN!"
" hello?" the leader said trying to get my attention.
" who's there?" I asked, " OH YEAH!"
" my name is insanity I am a girl I have 2 legs 2 arms 2eyes 2 ears 1 nose 1 head 1 body 1 mouth 8 fingers 2 thumbs 10 toes 2 hands 2 feet 999 trillion hairs on my head yes I counted 28 teeth 2 eyebrows 2 knees 2 ellbows and 1 butt and they all hurt!" I said.
All of a sudden Gai came in and I screamed bloody murder.
" I AM SORRY TO INTERUPT BUT THIS CHILD IS COMING WITH US!" he said proudly.
" I am afraid to ask who is with you because I think you have counted yourself as two people maybe even more due to parts of your body that are unknown by all except for yourself." The leader said.
" HE IS EVIL! HE WANTS TO KIDNAP ME!" I said.
Sorry for such a short chapter but COME ON I'M GONNA FALL OVER AND DIE LAUGHING BECAUSE OF WHAT THE LEADER SAID! Please give me ideas!.