Chapter 4: Life of a weirdo

COMPLETE RANDOMNESS!

Disclaimer: MMMM POPCORN! NARUTO IS MASASHI KISHIMOTO'S… OH LOOK! A BUTTERFLY. I'M GONNA GET YOU!

Riku's POV

" HELP ME! HE IS GOING TO KIDNAP ME!" I screamed.

"He isn't gonna kidnap you!" I heard a familiar voice say I opened my eyes and found myself laying in bed.

"oh it was just a dream!" I sighed.

" get up we gotta get to school!" naruto said.

We got to school and I saw someone from before I came into the naruto world… MY COUSIN!

" MIA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" I asked.

" DANG YOU GOT HERE TOO!" she said depressed.

" yep now aren't you depressed?" I asked annoyingly.

" Riku! Come sit with us!" I heard sakura say.

" see ya after class!" I told Mia.

After class I went outside and saw gaara.

" WHAT? YOU ARE WITH HIM? IT'S YOUR DREAM- COME- TRUE!" mia yelled.

Neji walked up beside her.

" hey your dream is true also!" I yelled back.

" you probably aren't even going out with gaara!" she screamed.

" dang got me there!" I said to myself.

" WE ARE GOING OUT FOR YOUR INFORMATION!" gaara yelled at her.

" prove it!" mia yelled.

Gaara stood there and looked at me and I stared right back.

"what?" I asked him. Then without warning gaara kissed me.

Mia and Neji stood there like they had just saw jiraiya streaking (they actually did). Naruto and Sakura came out and caught a glimpse of jiraiya's backside and fainted.

Then gaara grabbed my hand and led me back to the sand village.

" I am going to die!" I told him.

" why?" he asked.

" I saw jiraiya and EVERYTHING WAS HANGING OUT!" I yelled, " I need therapy!"

" I didn't see him and im happy that I didn't too!" he said realizing why I was curled up in a ball.

Mia's POV

I was about to die when finally the picture cleared my head and came into reality. RIKU IS KISSING GAARA! Neji just holds my hand.

Sorry it's short I have got demands for more.