Y/N = Your Name

P/P/N = Pony Persona Name

F/S = Favourite Song

F/B/P = Favourite Background Pony (not Screwball)

L/F/D/S = Least Favourite Discord Ship

P/O/L/F/D/S = Pony Of Least Favourite Discord Ship

F/F = Favourite Flower


Meanwhile, at Fluttershy's cottage, the main six and Discord were sitting sadly. Discord was the worst, crying his eyes out; with a photo of you and him together close to his chest. 'Why, why Y/N!? She didn't do anything wrong!' Discord cried, Fluttershy drying his eyes.

'I know this is hard for you... But, maybe this was for the best.' Fluttershy sighed, placing her hoof on Discord's neck; only to have him push her away.

'What do you mean by "for the best"?' Discord frowned, eyes glowing in anger.

Rainbow Dash flew right up to Discord's face, causing him to be even more mad. 'Well, for starters, YOU'RE FALLING FOR A HUMAN! Or whatever they're called. Either way, it's still gross and not you!'

'Well, I AM The Lord of Chaos!' Discord growled, moving towards Fluttershy's fount door when he bumped into the three princesses; Princess Celestia, Princess Luna and Princess Candance. 'Oh, hi princesses! Why you here?' Discord smiled, hiding his tears.

'Discord, you don't need to hide them from me...' Celestia sighed, walking into the cottage.

'Celestia, why are you here?' Twilight asked, bowing at her.

'Listen Twilight, two mighty foes have returned...' Celestia gulped as she hid her fear. 'Tirek and... Sunset Shimmer...'

'Hold on now, Tirek's free?' Applejack asked, removing her hat.

'Hold on a second, you mean the same Sunset Shimmer that stole Twilight's crown and she had to go in the weird world where she was a human, became prom queen and danced with a human version of one of Candance's guards?! THAT Sunset Shimmer!?' Pinkie Pie cried.

'Yes.' Luna answered.

Candance walked up to the upset Discord, lifting his head up. 'Don't worry Discord, we have a plan.' She told him.

'Yes,' Luna continued, making a screen appear on with her magic. 'P/P/N is currently trapped in a cage in a cave somewhere with Tirek and Sunset.'

'Oh, Y/N...' Discord sighed, placing his paw on the screen.

'PAY ATTENTION!' Luna growled, Discord flying back behind the sofa.

'You know I don't like that voice...'

'TOO BAD!' Luna's eyes turned into her Nightmare Moon eyes, before suddenly changing back. 'Anyway, I think the best choice is to spilt up into different groups and look for her in different areas of Equestria.'


Back to you, Tirek and Sunset Shimmer; who were quietly staring at you. 'So, are you going to do anything to me?' You asked, folding your arms; crossing your legs as well.

'Well,' Sunset Shimmer growled, making fan art from you appear. It was of Discord beating up Tirek with a giant tire while you as your pony persona was cheer leading him on. This caused you to giggled, so Sunset walked up to you and taped your mouth shout.

Tirek chuckled, picking up a bottle. 'You see this?' He asks, you shake your head. 'This is poision, speak ill of me; I'll force this down your throat to kill you!' He threatened, you quickly closed your eyes as tears fell down. 'Anyway, my plan is to give this,' he showed you a love potion. 'To Discord, and when he drinks it, L/F/D/S will become cannon!' Tirek laughed at you crying. 'Got it?'

You removed the tape from your mouth as you got the courage to speak. 'He'll never do that! For he loves me and only me!' You cry, but Tirek left you alone. Sunset Shimmer blushed. 'What you blushing at?' You then made the connection. 'Wait, you LIKE Tirek? Why? He's an asshole!' Sunset grabbed the poison as she moved it closer to your mouth before Tirek walked back in.

'Shimmer! You get here right now! If any pony has the right to kill her, it's me!' Sunset Shimmer moved the poison away and followed Tirek.

You shudder in discomfort. 'And I thought I was weird for being in love with Discord.' you were so scared, you began to sing F/S since it always calmed you down. Once you finished, you felt tired. 'Discord, please save me soon...'


In Ponyville, Discord, Fluttershy and Princess Candance were heading for F/B/P's house to see if she/he would join their team. They made it to her/his house and knocked on the door. F/B/P opened the door. 'Hey Fluttershy, Candance and Discord. DISCORD!?' They freaked out and shut the door in Discord's face, hitting him on the nose.

'Ow!' He groaned, rubbing it. Candance knocked on the door again.

'Sorry Princess, but after betraying us, I can't trust him!'

'I know he caused trouble before, but we need you to help him...'

'It's P/P/N, she's in trouble.'

'WHAT!? But, she's one of my best friends. What happened?'

'Tirek kidnapped her...' F/B/P began glaring at Discord before listening to Candance continue. 'With the help of Sunset Shimmer.'

'Oh! Sorry Discord,' F/B/P backed her/his ears down as they apologised. 'But, wouldn't Tirek have taken her magic?'

'I'm not sure why they're working together, but will you help us save P/P/N and make Discord happy?'

'Sure! I have nothing better to do.' They went back inside get to themselves ready while Discord sighed.

'What's wrong Discord?' Fluttershy asked, flying up his face level. 'Can I help?'

'Oh Flutters, I was going to ask Y/N to be my girlfriend, but my chance was taken by that red freak and that unicorn!' Discord groaned.

'I'll help you! And I'm sure Candance will help too!' Fluttershy quietly whispered before the door opened.

'Ok! Ready!' F/B/P jumped, smiling as well.

'Well, what are doing here? We need to save my girlfriend to be!' Discord smiled, placing everyone on his back as he flew into the Everfree Forrest.


You were at a wedding, your wedding. Everything was going well, until the veil came off your face. Instead of Discord, there was Tirek; who was about to KISS YOU! You shut your lips before you were saved by a hug. It was Princess Luna.

'OH LUNA! THAT WAS MY WORST NIGHTMARE I'VE EVER HAD!' You cried, tears pouring down as Luna stoked your hair.

'Oh P/P/N...' her words trailed off when she saw you were human. 'I mean, Y/N, it's ok. Me, Celestia and Candawere are going to save you. But, in case we can't find the cave. Slip.'

'Slip?'

'Slip, your perfect!'

'Perfect? In what? My legs are perfect!'

You tried to argue but instead you woke up.

'Awww, that was a dream... Wait, if Discord will be with P/O/L/F/D/S and since Tirek doesn't really care for Sunset Shimmer... That means... HE'LL TRY AND MARRY ME!' You screamed before closing your mouth. 'No.' You then get your eyes on the cage as you began to think of what Luna meant by "Slip"

You moved closer to the bars, now you realised that because of your width as a human, you can now slip easily in between the bars. This gave you hope. 'Yes! Now, I must find my way to Discord... There's something I should tell him...' And you slipped your way out the cage and ran towards the light of the moon outside the cave.

Why did you try and buy some F/Fs before? Well, it was because you wanted to ask Discord to be your boyfriend...


I made a freaking LEGO MOVIE refence in this! Try and guess where it is! ;)