Chapter 5: WARNING MAY CAUSE UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!

Weird name I know but I don't know what else to say.

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Riku's POV

It's midnight but I still can't believe 2 things. 1. that gaara kissed me. 2. why was jiraiya streaking?

7:45 am

"RIKU YOU ARE GONNA BE LATE FOR SCHOOL!!!!" screamed gaara.

I was upstairs rolling on the floor uncontrollably. Gaara kept screaming until 10 minutes before school started I came out dressed and completely ready.

" COME ON!" he yelled, grabbing my hand.

We got to the leaf village and school had just started. I walked inside out of breath.

" late." The teacher said casually.

" and?" I said tired and angry.

" take a seat." He said.

" riku you can sit by us!" said naruto who was sitting next to a kid that looked like he wanted to die.

I sat by them but throughout class I threw everything I could find at my cousin.

Finally the emo boy got tired of my useless attempts and threw a shuruikken at mia.

" sasuke no trying to kill people that aren't your brother." The teacher said.

" I just wanted to help her out because her aim sucks." Sasuke said.

" HEY! DON'T SAY MY AIM SUCKS!" I yelled.

" back to the lesson. When changing into someone else you make sure you don't leave anything out such as hm naruto will you give us an example?" the teacher said feeling important.

Naruto got up in front and did his sexy jutsu. The teacher screamed quietly, the girls freaked out and some of the guys stared open mouthed.

Gaara's POV

What am I supposed to to do? Kankuro is bored and putting on a puppet show instead of paying attention to the assignment.

" kankuro how many times do I have to tell you those are tools NOT toys!" our teacher said, " gaara start working."

" I don't want to." I said.

" okay." He said.

" that's what I thought." I said.

" alright class next subject is pandas." The teacher said.

" what did you just say?" I said.

Riku's POV

" WEEKEND! WEEKEND!" everyone screamed.

" DON'T FORGET TO DO YOUR HOMEWORK!" the teacher screamed over the bell.

" don't worry I won't do it!" I assured him.

I got outside and saw gaara waiting for me.

" come on kankuro's waiting." He told me.

" waiting for what?" mia said walking up she was wearing sunglasses to avoid any more naked old men.

" none of your buisness." Tenten said walking up, " hey you guys ready?"

" YOU REMIND ME OF MICKEY MOUSE!" I said.

" shut-up." Tenten said.

" lets see how many times have I heard that?" I said starting to count. We got to the village and gaara reminded me of what we were doing.

" we are taking kankuro and tenten to the movies so they can hook up and get neji jealous." Gaara said.

" I don't feel so good." I said covering my mouth.

" you go home then I'll be there in a bit." He said assuring me.

" okay see ya then." I said running to his house holding my stomach and covering my mouth.

Gaara's POV

We got to kankuro's and I turned around to leave.

" where're you going?" kankuro asked.

" to go back to my place." I said.

" why?" kankuro asked.

" riku is sick and I don't trust her in my house when she is sick." Gaara said twitching at the possibilities.

" see ya" they said.

Riku's POV

Well this sucks! The door is locked. Oh well!

Gaara's POV

I hope she is laying down and behaving.

I got there and the door hadn't been touched. Riku was laying in front of it with something in her ears.

" riku what is in your ears?" I asked her but she didn't reply.

" cuz everytime we touch I get this feeling and every time we kiss I swear I can fly…" she sang.

I kicked her not soft but hard.

" HOW DO YOU DO THE THINGS THAT YOU DO NO ONE I KNOW COULD EVER KEEP UP WITH YOU…" she started to sing louder.

Finally I snatched the plugs out of her ears. She kept singing. I kicked her harder and she growled at me.

" you almost made me puke!" she scolded me.

" just go get in bed." I told her.

" give me back my iPod then." She said.

"only if you go lay down." I said watching her protest.

" fine." She said giving up.

Naruto's POV

Riku and gaara are so lucky. I came out of my house to see lee gai jiraiya and kakashi streaking and stopping at every door to sing jingle bells. They sang every song they knew at my house and when they were through they just stood there and looked at me.

CHAPTER 5 IS COMPLETE!!!!!! LOL YAY!

(")(") LOL IT'S A BUNNY!!!!!!!!