Chapter 8: revenge!
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Disclaimer: I'm a little teapot. ∑–Z SQ∑∑Z ÇH∑∑Z! Aka– easy squeezy cheesy
Riku's POV
"So they sad yes right?" hinata asked.
" Yeah" I said.
" We will be able to transform alright?" ino whispered.
" Uh–huh" I whispered back.
" Ready you say it Riku." Tenten said.
" AND WHAT THREE THINGS WILL WE WEAR?" I screamed so the boys heard.
" NOTHING AT ALL!" they screamed back.
Naruto's POV
" Guys come to my house so we'll all see them alright?" I said.
" Alright." They all said.
Later that day
" Here they come!" shikamaru said.
" WHO ARE WE AFTER?" Riku screamed.
" THE BOYS! THE BOYS!" they screamed.
There was a knock on the door and we all ran over and opened the door slowly to see…
Naked old women dancing.
" Ah!!!!!" they screamed.
" Ooohhhh!!!!!!" jiraiya said.
All of a sudden one of the old women turned into Riku and burst out laughing.
"It was you guys all along?" I said shocked.
" Yep. And I hope you guys learned a very important lesson." Riku said.
" Heh heh you are HOT!" jiraiya announced.
" Lets go girls." Kurenai sensei said.
" OI! RIKU! CALL ME!" jiraiya yelled after her.
Riku's POV
They kept me company until gaara got there.
" I swear it looks like someone stole our clothes!" sakura said blushing.
" I'm going home see you guys!!!" I said.
" but gaara isn't here yet." Hinata said.
"It's alright." I said.
" Bye!" they said.
" Now the long walk home." I said to panda.
I got home and his house was messed up on the inside. And of course I fainted.
Gaara's POV
Well this sucks, the akatsuki finally caught me.
" Gaara your precious girl is going to either die or be left somewhere in the middle of nowhere. You get to decide. Either way she'll die." The leader said.
" Abandon her but let Deidara stay with her." I said.
" Agreed. Deidara go and do your job." He said.
Deidara's POV
I found the girl but she looks like she is about to puke.
Her eyes widened upon seeing me.
" You are a girl aren't you?" she said.
" I AM NOT A GIRL! I AM A BOY GET YOUR GENDERS STRAIGHT!" I yelled.
" Whatever I'm going to sleep now good night!" she immediately fell asleep.
" But it is noon." I said.
" I WANT OREOS!" she yelled in her sleep, " NOW!!!!!!!!!"
Deidara's POV
I am so bored. If she sings the freaking hampster song again I'm gonna scream!
" I know what I'll do!" she said, " I will do your hair!"
" as long as you shut up." I said.
The hair salon went on until she finished putting make-up on and fell asleep on my lap when she was done.
Riku's POV
Pandas doing the numa numa dance. What a wonderful dream!
" OI! STOP MOVING!" I heard a voice say.
" am I dead?" I asked waking up. I looked up to see deidara wrapping me up around the waist.
" HEY! DON'T TOUCH ME!" I screamed.
" DON'T BLAME ME THAT YOU STABBED YOURSELF IN YOUR SLEEP!" he said.
" this is just a field treatment. I need to get you to a hospital." He said. I looked down at my waist. It was covered in blood.
" why is there ketchup on me?" I asked.
" it isn't ketchup it's blood." He said wraping it into a tight knot.
" you tried to kill me?" I asked rolling away when he let go.
" no I didn't. and why are you rolling away?" he asked chasing after me.
" I don't like muderers!" I said rolling faster.
" I didn't kill you!" he said.
" I recognize you now you were the person who shot my mom and dad!" I said starting to cry rolling faster and faster away from him, " and now you want to get rid of the witness!"
I was rolling when something stopped me in mid-roll.
" what stopped me?" I screamed, I slowly looked up to see neji.
" where is tenten?" he asked.
" in the village where is mia?" I asked biting his leg.
" she went back to your world. WTF! WHY ARE YOU LICKING AND BITING MY LEG?" he screamed.
" a murderer of my parents is after me!" I said biting harder.
A/n: hee hee well I got chapter 9 and 8 mixed up well please review!
