Chapter 8: revenge!

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Riku's POV

"So they sad yes right?" hinata asked.

" Yeah" I said.

" We will be able to transform alright?" ino whispered.

" Uh–huh" I whispered back.

" Ready you say it Riku." Tenten said.

" AND WHAT THREE THINGS WILL WE WEAR?" I screamed so the boys heard.

" NOTHING AT ALL!" they screamed back.

Naruto's POV

" Guys come to my house so we'll all see them alright?" I said.

" Alright." They all said.

Later that day

" Here they come!" shikamaru said.

" WHO ARE WE AFTER?" Riku screamed.

" THE BOYS! THE BOYS!" they screamed.

There was a knock on the door and we all ran over and opened the door slowly to see…

Naked old women dancing.

" Ah!!!!!" they screamed.

" Ooohhhh!!!!!!" jiraiya said.

All of a sudden one of the old women turned into Riku and burst out laughing.

"It was you guys all along?" I said shocked.

" Yep. And I hope you guys learned a very important lesson." Riku said.

" Heh heh you are HOT!" jiraiya announced.

" Lets go girls." Kurenai sensei said.

" OI! RIKU! CALL ME!" jiraiya yelled after her.

Riku's POV

They kept me company until gaara got there.

" I swear it looks like someone stole our clothes!" sakura said blushing.

" I'm going home see you guys!!!" I said.

" but gaara isn't here yet." Hinata said.

"It's alright." I said.

" Bye!" they said.

" Now the long walk home." I said to panda.

I got home and his house was messed up on the inside. And of course I fainted.

Gaara's POV

Well this sucks, the akatsuki finally caught me.

" Gaara your precious girl is going to either die or be left somewhere in the middle of nowhere. You get to decide. Either way she'll die." The leader said.

" Abandon her but let Deidara stay with her." I said.

" Agreed. Deidara go and do your job." He said.

Deidara's POV

I found the girl but she looks like she is about to puke.

Her eyes widened upon seeing me.

" You are a girl aren't you?" she said.

" I AM NOT A GIRL! I AM A BOY GET YOUR GENDERS STRAIGHT!" I yelled.

" Whatever I'm going to sleep now good night!" she immediately fell asleep.

" But it is noon." I said.

" I WANT OREOS!" she yelled in her sleep, " NOW!!!!!!!!!"

Deidara's POV

I am so bored. If she sings the freaking hampster song again I'm gonna scream!

" I know what I'll do!" she said, " I will do your hair!"

" as long as you shut up." I said.

The hair salon went on until she finished putting make-up on and fell asleep on my lap when she was done.

Riku's POV

Pandas doing the numa numa dance. What a wonderful dream!

" OI! STOP MOVING!" I heard a voice say.

" am I dead?" I asked waking up. I looked up to see deidara wrapping me up around the waist.

" HEY! DON'T TOUCH ME!" I screamed.

" DON'T BLAME ME THAT YOU STABBED YOURSELF IN YOUR SLEEP!" he said.

" this is just a field treatment. I need to get you to a hospital." He said. I looked down at my waist. It was covered in blood.

" why is there ketchup on me?" I asked.

" it isn't ketchup it's blood." He said wraping it into a tight knot.

" you tried to kill me?" I asked rolling away when he let go.

" no I didn't. and why are you rolling away?" he asked chasing after me.

" I don't like muderers!" I said rolling faster.

" I didn't kill you!" he said.

" I recognize you now you were the person who shot my mom and dad!" I said starting to cry rolling faster and faster away from him, " and now you want to get rid of the witness!"

I was rolling when something stopped me in mid-roll.

" what stopped me?" I screamed, I slowly looked up to see neji.

" where is tenten?" he asked.

" in the village where is mia?" I asked biting his leg.

" she went back to your world. WTF! WHY ARE YOU LICKING AND BITING MY LEG?" he screamed.

" a murderer of my parents is after me!" I said biting harder.

A/n: hee hee well I got chapter 9 and 8 mixed up well please review!