Hi, I'm back. I'm sorry for taking so long with this chapter. Now that I've finished college (Well, I finished in July) I have time for the things I enjoy.

Sonic Ironic Moronic Platonic 3: Silver's Recovery

Oh gee, oh my! Today is a wonderful day! The clouds in charge of spreading doom and gloom to the city shy away from the powerful sun flawlessly bursting its way in and becoming the centre of attention yet again.

But that's not all; another miracle has appeared at the same time!

Silver's gotten over his cold. Hooraay.

"Huh…is someone making fun of me?" He tried shrugging that thought away. It didn't take much; the sun greeting him through the window was more than enough for him. Apparently.

Yes, for three weeks he'd been suffering a terrible dose of uncontrollable coughs, splutters and other onomatopoeia that sound remotely disgusting. To celebrate his release from his three-week imprisonment, he decided to call some old chums for a little get together at his humble abode.

He nearly squealed at the thought of having the ultra-famous Blue Blur and the misunderstood loner over at his house again, along with some others. Naturally all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, his fingers dashed over the buttons.

Although being in a good mood, Silver felt a little down knowing that certain person won't come at all, even if he got on his knees and begged for his life. Blaze would've been the first person to call if it weren't for the fact that she, who had taken the time to babysit his ass during those painstakingly long three weeks, is now suffering the same fate. If not even worse.

He sniffled. Painful memories of his chest hair catching fire from her terrifying assault after sneezing straight in her face, while she was yawning. He cringed and hugged his chest, thinking he's on fire again.

Anyway, back to call his self-proclaimed best friends, Sonic and Shadow. Inwardly, the two never considered the same about Silver. Sonic was positive that there's a peculiar aura surrounding the white hedgehog. Something…unmanly.

Besides his overflowing chest hair Sonic is clearly jealous about.

Later on, Silver was greeted by said hedgehogs, grinning and harrumphing respectively. "Yo! Amy wanted to tag along but she already promised Cream she'd go shopping with her." Sonic confirmed with a small wave.

"No worries! Come on in you two!" Silver jumped out of the way and started gushing "It's the thought that counts most of all! I'm so happy I think I'm going to squeal and die!"

"Die quietly." Said Shadow, already spread out on the couch

"H-HUH?!" Sonic tried so hard not to show any amusement on his face; the expression on Silver's face was similar to a baby puppy being scolded for the first time. Shadow smirked.

Sonic plopped himself on the floor in front of Shadow "Oooh, Shadow's got his rape face on!" he clicked his heels together as he chortled, barely missing a swift leg swing by Shadow.

Fortunately another prized possession of Silvers, a porcelain vase handed down from generation to generation managed to survive, but it caused him to predict future casualties that could happen in the future. An hour. Half an hour. Less than a minute. "THEY'RE GOING TO DEMOLISH MY HOUSE!"

In the end, and after a long fight on over who'd take control of the remote, the boys finally found a show they could all enjoy and comment over. Silver plopped himself between the two for when his vision became worse than he imagined. The only downside about this seating place is the couch itself being pretty small; their butts squished together cheek to cheek like a jam-packed sandwich.

Forcing his way in using his telekinesis was not one of Silver's best ideas but it's too late to complain now; Sonic remained poker faced on the surface yet inwardly he chanted 'No homo no homo no homo' over and over. Shadow meanwhile remained indifferent. As long as his favourite show is in view, he couldn't care less where he's sitting.

"Why're ya acting so old Shadow?" Sonic randomly blurted out, chin in palm, elbow on arm rest. Shadow's eyes narrowed. He turned to Sonic, face filled with serious bewilderment. "Wha…?"

"It's the way you're positioned!" Sonic slapped the couch arm "You're gonna sink in the couch if you're not careful!"

"You pick the weirdest things to be concerned about."

Sonic turned to Silver "And you! Let your body unwind a little! You sit like a girl!"

"W-What do you mean I sit like a girl?" Silver crossed his legs ever so elegantly, prompting Sonic to deeply face palm "Looks like I'm the only normal one in this house."

Shadow rolled his eyes. "You consider yourself normal?"

"Well at least I wasn't born in a test tube or something!" Sonic pouted. "Now that I think about it…how old are you?"

"Fifteen."

"YOU'RE LYING." That answer nearly gave Sonic a heart attack. Silver on the other hand inwardly cried since the bickerhogs were talking over his favourite soap. "Physically at least." Shadow added with a sigh "My age doesn't matter, respect your elders."

"Pfft sure thing, Grandpa."

"THE FUCK YOU SAY?"

"N-Now now let's not fight you two—"

"It totally makes sense! Shadow is the grumpy father who always comes home late, Silver is the babbling baby" he paused to point at himself "And I'm the annoying teenage kid!"

"Well at least you got two of the three speculations right."

"OOH? Which ones which ones?"

"Fucking guess you moron."

"AH, IS ANYONE THIRSTY?" Silver shot up with clasped hands, not sure which hedgehog to look at without feeling an immense aura trying to suffocate him "What do y'all want?"

"Water." Shadow declared, currently unfazed by Sonic who was trying to strangle him. Poor blue. "C…Cranberry juice!"

At this point, Silver's pretty used to their shenanigans. "I'm sorry; I think I finished the last of it this morning! Is orange juice okay?" he asked in mid waddle but nearly choked on his own spit. Shadow sat on Sonic's back, forcing his neck back with both hands.

"Sure! As long as I get a straw with it!" He replied merrily despite the fatal position he's in.

"…o-okay…!" Silver squeaked.

"And a mini umbrella!"

"I don't think I have any—"

"AND A LEMON WEDGE!"

"WAIT, WHY?!"

Eventually Shadow shooed the host off so he could finally use one of his finishing moves on his prey—I mean victim—uh Sonic. One of Silver's fears has always been the imagery of blood splatted everywhere in his house…and not able to clean it with his strongest detergents.

"Aww darn it! Note to self; never daydream and pour drinks at the same time!" he'd been too clumsy and poured two glasses of water instead of one…somehow. Surely Sonic wouldn't mind anyway since Silver couldn't be bothered to check the cabinets at the time.

To be exact, he wanted to hurry back and stop the guests from wrecking his furniture and other valuables. The cluttering coming from the living room caused by the guesthogs is sounding pretty destructive.

"Hngh…my nose is pretty itchy today…" he muttered, subconsciously rubbing it "I guess I'm not fully over my cold…strange."

Plop.

"…HUH…" his eyes transformed into little dots, trailing their view towards the two cups. One was already diluting the water pink with ambiguous red and thick residue. It also slithered down his mouth, automatically his tongue curled to scoop it up. "OH NO!" he nearly knocked himself out trying to cover his nose at such speed.

"Oh no! Oh god! Why now? If I move I'll probably make a mess! But if I don't…kiiii!"

"Yo Silver!" Sonic poked his back

"NAAAGHHH!" he screeched and instantly Sonic was surrounded by a cyan coloured aura, upside down and floating above Silver's head. Boy that telekinesis sure comes in handy sometimes; especially if the opponent is easily distracted like Sonic

"Whoa! This is AWESOME! Wohooo! Check it out I'm flyin!" the cheerful hedgehog gleefully attempted to swim in the air. Whilst cleaning his mess, Silver couldn't help but to smile a little bit, yet inwardly is so glad that the former isn't paying attention to the bloody floor.

"UOAHHHH—OOF!" Sonic face planted the ground, as a result of Silver switching his power off. "Heyyy! What was that for! I was having fun!" he peeled his face off the tiled floor.

"I hate it when you sneak up on me!" Silver turned round now sporting pieces of tissue up his nose.

"Well…I am the fastest thing alive after all!" he grinned. "Oooh you had some after all! I'll be taking this!"

"AA-NO SONIC DON—!"

Sonic downed it like a shot. Silver's expression of utter shock horror could not be replicated.

"Haaah~! Kinda pulpy isn't it?"

"Uh…Y-YEAH! THAT'S IT! Freshly squeezed that's why! It's so red you could mistake it for blood!" Silver's voice trembled. "WHAT AM I SAYING!?"

"WOW YOU'RE RIGHT! This is amazing Silver! Nice job White Boy!" Sonic gave him thumbs up. What disturbed Silver was to see the watery blood dribble down his mouth. If he could turn any whiter, he'd be a ghost "What should I do…?"

Ahem, a few minutes later…

Silver never thought he'd regret inviting them over…well mainly just Sonic. He wouldn't stop badgering the host for more of the mystery juice he's still painfully oblivious too. "Seconds! Seconds!" Sonic wailed, prompting a rugby tackle from Shadow. Nothing will get in the way of him and his ultimate TV shows.

Or perhaps…"Gah! That's the second time that's happened to meeeee!" something dared to enter the vulnerable eyes of Silver. Shadow rolled his eyes and walked over to Silver. Sonic thought he saw a single tear shed from the black hedgehog. He shook his head hoping to God he was imagining it.

"What are you whining about this time?" Shadow grunted a little, hands already gripping Silver's face and frightening the poor boy with his unintentional and threatening stare. His eyes dart around searching for the source of Silver's eye pain. "A-Ah eh…?! You don't have to inves…tigate…" Eventually the latter's cheeks suddenly gradient to a red colour "He's so close to me…!"

"WHOA!"

Shadow was more than ready to teleport the big mouth outside if Sonic would even turned his way, knowing he'll say something about what he's missing on the big screen. Along with Silver, he faces Sonic at last, utterly against his will.

Only to be confused to why his cheeks were equally as flushed as Silver's and blood freely dripping then eventually streaming. Sonic looked oddly shifty and in denial about something "A-Ahh don't mind me but uh, dayum I'm not into that kind of stuff! Whoa man! Who would have thought?" his smile was crooked, eyes zooming back and forth almost conflicted whether to watch anymore. "Ahahah don't get me wrong! It's not like I'm against it...!"

Shadow sighed "Why is your nose bleeding?"

Again, another longer than expected chapter, yet I'm satisfied with the results.

The characters (Except for Tails and the exception of Silver) have their personalities before the 4Kids abomination dub Sonic X appeared. I especially enjoyed Sonic in Heroes, how he was always rushing and acting all airheaded and Knuckles would quip as a straight man sometimes. Maybe its because I prefer Ryan Drummond over Roger Craig Smith and Jason Griffith

...Who else is excited for Sonic Boom? I sure as hell am XD Well...I'm more excited for the TV Series than the Wii U game

Also, why do some people still insist that Sonikku is Sonic's nickname?