Ch 9

Back with Ruby

When Ruby woke up in the morning, her mind was blank. She recognized that the celling was not the celling in her room over in America, but she didn't remember where she was. (AN: That happened to me once.) She somehow got into her night out fit, which was a tank top that had a low cut and some short shorts. Stretching, she got out of the bed and went to find Sasha. When she got to the living room, she saw Hikaru and Kaoru sleeping on the couch, with their body's intertwined with each other.

'They look cute like that.' Ruby thought and tried to sneak by them to Sashas' room.

Ruby got to the door and slowly opened it. She found Sasha sleeping backwards in the bed. Sasha doesn't go to sleep like that, that's just how much she moves around in her sleep. Ruby looked at the time on the night stand, 7:30 AM.

'This auta wake everyone up.' Ruby thought.

Ruby jumped and landed on Sashas' stomach.

"Ouf." Sashas eyes shot opened and she looked at her attacker.

"RUBY YOU IDEOT! GET OFF ME NOW!" She yelled at her.

The twins burst into the room when they heard the yelling. "Is something wrong?" They asked.

Ruby just laughed and rolled off of Sasha. But in the proses, the twins saw something that if any normal girl knew they saw, would get slapped.

"Hey boys, how did you sleep? Hum? Are you two okay? Your faces are kind of red." Ruby asked.

The twins nodded their heads as their blushes deepened when they realized they were blushing in the first place. Ruby didn't know why their faces were getting redder, but Sasha figured it out, she then hit the twins with something that looked like a white fan, and they flew out of the room.

"Why did you do that?" Ruby asked.

"Because they saw something they shouldn't." Sasha simply said as she got ready to change her close.

Ruby shrugged her shoulders and went to check up on the twins. She found them on their backs and their souls coming out of their mouths. Ruby was going to ask them if they were ok, but something else popped in her head.

"You two ever heard 'Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous'?" She asked.

Hikaru sat up some and looked at her. "Heard what?" He asked.

"You two should hear this, when I heard it, I thought it summed up most people perfectly." Ruby said as she went to a device that played music and found it.

"This is 'Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous' By Good Charlotte." She said as she hit play.

Always see it on tv,

Read it in the magazines,

Celebrities who want sympathy

All they do is piss and moan,

Inside the rolling stone,

Talking about how hard life can be,

I'd like to see them spend the week

Living life out on the street

I don't think they would survive

If they could spend a day or two

Walking in someone else's shoes

I think they'd stumble and they'd fall

They would fall…

Fall…

Lifestyles of the rich and the famous

They're always complaining

Always complaining

If money is such a problem

Well they got big mansions

Think we should rod them

Did you know if you were famous

You could kill your wife

But there's no such thing as twenty-five to live

As long as you've got the cash to pay for Cochran

Did you know if you were caught

And you were smocking crack

McDonalds wouldn't even wanna take you back

You could always just run for mayor of D.C.

I'd like to see them spend the week

Living life out on the street

I don't think they would survive

If they could spend a day or two

Walking in someone else's shoes

I think they'd stumble and they'd fall

They would fall

They would fall

Lifestyles of the rich and the famous

They're always complaining

Always complaining

If money is such a problem

Well they got big mansions

Think we should rod them

(Rob them)

(Rob them)

They would fall

(They would fall)

They would fall

Lifestyles of the rich and the famous

They're always complaining

Always complaining

If money is such a problem

You've got so many problems

Think I can solve them

Lifestyles of the rich and famous

We'll take your clothes, cash, cars and homes

Just stop complaining

Lifestyles of the rich and famous

Lifestyles of the rich and famous

Lifestyles of the rich and famous

"So what did you think?" Ruby asked when the song was done.

"We don't complaining." They said at the same time.

Sasha came out of her room. "Didn't you two hear her say 'most'? She asked.

Kaoru was about to answer when his phone went off. He looked at the caller ID and answered it.

"Hello." Kaoru had to move the phone from his ear some because the person on the other side was yelling. He lessoned some then said good bye and hung up.

"We need to go. The king is calling us, apparently Haurhi has a slight fever and he wants us back." He told Hikaru.

"What? How does he know that she has a fever? It's Sunday, we don't normally meat each other on Sundays." Hikaru said.

Kaoru shrugged. "Maybe it was one of his crazy dreams'. Any way, we have to go now, bye."

The twins left before Ruby or Sasha had a chance to stop them.

"Sasha, what just happened?" Ruby asked.

AN: Wow, a week late...I am such a failer T.T I thank all of you who reviwe or do anything else with this story. The chapter isn't the beast, I know, but hopefuly I can put better ones up later. I don't know when I'm going to update again because I have EOCs coming up and most of my time will go to stu'diying'. If you have any questions about the story or my updating plane, please ask me. Thank you for reading this.